Nima! Although I knew that only Uncle Fireball and Shu Zhe were at home, the sound coming from the door was still too similar to the crying of a real girl!

Psychologists have done special research that clothing has a strong psychological suggestive effect on people.

For example, wearing an ultra-extravagant diamond button suit will make you feel like a rich second generation, and wearing a rag shirt full of patches will make you feel like a beggar (just nonsense!). ）。

Closer to life example, is to wear a straight military uniform, you will feel more manly, combat effectiveness has also increased, think that many German young people enthusiastically joined the army, it is said that a large part of the reason is to fall in love with the handsome Nazi military uniform, I don't know whether it is true or not.

To sum up, Shu Zhe, who was dressed as a pseudo-mother and wore a maid costume, naturally received strong psychological hints, and when he was wronged, he naturally cried with a voice close to that of a woman.

Anyway, he has been practicing "false voice" for a while according to the method on the Internet, and he has also had a paid video chat with "coriander stuffed buns", I think Shu Zhe has developed the habit of automatically using "false voice" as soon as he wears women's clothes.

"Bastard! What the hell did he do to Little Red! Hearing the cry coming from inside the door, Fan Chuan was the first person to be unable to help it, and he was about to slam the door when he went up.

When I came out of the VIP building today, I borrowed a pair of Amy's large sunglasses to wear, and at this time, standing between Xiao Ding and Fan Chuan, I looked like an underworld boss who brought his subordinates to collect loan sharks.

Actually, it's not just these two people who care about Xiaohong, Tang Jiang, the cap of the taekwondo gym, is also one of Xiaohong's suitors, but because he doesn't know that Xiaohong is Shu Zhe, he can't bring him here.

Probably not my delusion, I think this meeting, I feel that Xiao Ding and Fan Chuan have more muscles than last time, as if they have been exercising in secret.

Are you trying to win the favor of the pseudo-mother and shape yourself into a good figure! aiqing is really the most haode diet pill!

Since you have all exercised, there is no suspense in subduing Uncle Fireball today, after all, he has a very serious laceration on his right arm and is still in the recovery period.

Before Fan Chuan could go up and smash the door, the door opened from the inside, revealing Uncle Fireball's light brown face.

"Who are you looking for?"

I have to say that the image on the Internet is often 108,000 miles away from the image of real people.

Judging from Uncle Fireball's online chat, I thought Uncle Fireball was a lewd fat man who was similar to Director Cao regardless of figure and temperament, but when I saw a real person today, I found that it was not like that at all.

Compared with Xiao Ding and Fan Chuan, he is more like a thug who collects protection money! The muscles protruding under the green vest, although they have not been trained into an exaggerated shape like me, show the master's status as a jungle veteran in a more practical manner!

Slightly shorter than my dad, but stockier overall! The wide chin and a light-colored scar near the ear flaunt his manhood! When I looked away, I didn't see the obscenity of "Uncle Fireball" at all, I only saw Shu Dongbo, a forest keeper with a lofty weapon!

However, if you observe carefully, Shu Dongbo's eyes are still not as sharp as the squad leader, as if he is a good man who does not mention the courage of the year, and now that he has retired from illness, there is an uncontrollable obscenity slowly oozing out from the depths of his eyes.

Looking over his shoulder, he could see that the door to one of the bedrooms was closed, and Shu Zhe must have been crying in that bedroom, and now the crying was too small to be heard.

Xiao Ding and Fan Chuan didn't expect Uncle Fireball to look like this in advance, and they were frightened back by the other party's momentum, but in front of the competitors, no one was willing to show weakness, so they plucked up their courage, stepped forward again, and questioned Uncle Fireball:

"It's you who are abusing Shu Zhe!"

"You actually abused your own nephew...... Hand over Little Red! ”

Hearing us talk about this, Uncle Fireball's face changed, and in order not to let the neighbors misunderstand him, he hurriedly opened the door at a 30-degree angle to 90 degrees, and motioned for us to go in with his eyes.

It's really a master of art who is bold, he may have forgotten that he is not as good as before, because he was scratched by a bear, his left arm is now thick and his right arm is thin, not to mention the inconvenience of use, and it makes people immediately think that he is masturbating too much, and he is used to his left hand.

"Which of you is Shu Zhe's classmate?"

After closing the door, Uncle Fireball stood still in the living room, and asked directly without inviting the three of us to sit down.

You've got a lot of IQ! He deserves to be the uncle of the squad leader! Immediately I knew that among the three of us, one of them was an alumnus of Shu Zhe, and he was also the owner of an online store that has been selling you pseudo-Niang items!

The question is, can't you actually see it! Xiao Ding and Fan Chuan are both college students! I wear sunglasses, and I'm so tall, you can't tell who is a junior high school student?

I'm XX, you're OO! Lao Tzu's face is not so old! It's just that some people mistook me for a high school student, but now I don't have any flaws in the college students!

Very angry, I took off my sunglasses, trying to let Uncle Fireball see that I was not a college student.

Seeing my representative vicious gaze, Uncle Fireball was stunned for a moment, and immediately subconsciously and righteously said:

"Illegal logging is a serious offense! where the amount is relatively large, the sentence is to be fixed-term imprisonment of not more than three years......"

Damn, do you still feel like you're looking after the forest? Do you still feel like you're a forest ranger? Lao Tzu's face looks so much like a lawbreaker, as soon as you see me, do you think I'm here for stealing trees!

However, after I took off my sunglasses, Uncle Fireball finally recognized that I was the youngest among the three, and Shu Zhe's classmate should be me.

"Hey! You kid is Ye Lin! You've deceived me so hard! ”

When I came up, I was about to grab my chest with my left hand, and I waved my hand very gracefully, so that Xiao Ding and Fan Chuan were in the way.

Lao Tzu's heart is inconvenient now, otherwise his mind is hot, even if he is the squad leader's own uncle, I will be able to do it.

The living room was a very ordinary furnishing, and I picked up the middle of the sofa and sat down, and said to Uncle Fireball very pretendedly:

"As soon as I came up, I thought about using violence to solve the problem, which is the habit of elementary school students, and if it is an adult, sit down with me and talk."

Actually, I personally like to use violence to solve problems, but unfortunately I can't use violence for the time being!

"Talk to me? What are you going to talk about? "Uncle Fireball was still very angry, but he was stopped by Xiao Ding and Fan Chuan, and he couldn't get to me for a while.

I crossed Erlang's legs on the sofa, "Of course it's about a stupid person, men and women can't tell the difference, I have to force the pseudo-mother's underwear, I don't sell it to him, and he still has to give me a bad review......"

Uncle Fireball blushed a little when he boarded, strictly speaking, he bought the pseudo-lady's clothes by mistake, and it had a lot to do with himself, even if it was he who forced me to sell it to him, it would not be an exaggeration. It's a bit of a cocoon, self-inflicted.

"What!? Did you buy Xiaohong's underwear? Fan Chuan almost erupted fire from his eyes, "You ghost uncle!" What are you used for! Give it all to me! ”

I always feel that Fan Chuan wants Xiaohong's underwear, and he plans to use it to do some ghost animal things himself.

"Don't make any noise," Xiao Ding reminded on the side, "Let's go and see how Xiaohong is now, she was crying just now?" ”

"Then you don't need to ask!" If it weren't for looking at Uncle Fireball's muscles, Fan Chuan would definitely kick it over first, "It's definitely humiliating Xiaohong like this first, and then like that, from the inside out!" Anyway, Xiaohong is dressed as a cat maid, I can't help it! ”

While grieving, he shouted at the bedroom with the door closed: "Xiaohong, don't cry!" I'm going to comfort you now! Don't worry, I won't dislike you! As long as you want, I will take care of you for the rest of your life! ”

Although Uncle Huoqiu also guessed that the person I brought was a person who knew Shu Zhe's pseudo-mother's identity, similar to an online store customer, he didn't expect Fan Chuan to be so direct and bold, and he directly proposed to his nephew.

So he stayed where he was, and let Fan Chuan open the bedroom door to inspect Shu Zhe inside.

After the door opened, I saw Shu Zhe lying on the side of the bed, bare feet and knees touching the ground, throwing out a soft black cat tail from under the maid's short skirt, and wearing a pair of cat ears on his head that matched the color of the wig.

Dressing up is terrible in a sense, but it's also stunning in a way.

Anyway, if the squad leader dares to dress like this in front of me, I dare to become a beast, who cares if I will die of rapid heart rate!

However, although Shu Zhe's dress is very H, his clothes are quite neat, and there is no trace of being violated (at least not being exploded).

"Xiao, Xiaohong, how are you!" Fan Chuan saw Shu Zhe dressed as a cat maid for the first time, and he was so excited that he stammered.

Xiao Ding, who was standing between me and Uncle Fireball, also took a step back holding his heart, as if he had been shot in the chest by Cupid's arrow, the god of love.

I remember a myth that Cupid, the god of love, debated with the mad god one day, and the mad god couldn't argue with Cupid, so he was angry and gouged out Cupid's eyes, and as a result, the main god Zeus punished the mad god for being a "guide dog" for Cupid, and from then on, the person who commanded Cupid to aim at young men and women with golden bows and silver arrows was a mad guy.

"Aiqing is crazy, and Aiqing is also blind."

This is where the above statement is said to have come from.

Cupid, you blind B! Mad God, you can go back to the mental hospital for me! Can't you two even tell the gender now!

Shu Zhe saw that someone came to comfort him, and he didn't say what happened to him, but cried even more, Fan Chuan was at a loss and anxious beside him, saying some gambling curses and swearing that he would be good to Shu Zhe in the future.

Xiao Ding observed that Uncle Fireball didn't seem to have any intention of doing anything with me again, so he nodded to me slightly to say hello, and then followed Fan Chuan and went to circle around Shu Zhe.

There were two men to comfort him all of a sudden, and in the process, there was inevitably jealousy and tearing each other down, although Shu Zhe still buried his face in the bed, and his shoulders shook very much, but the crying could no longer be heard.

Kind of enjoyment, right? Enjoy the feeling of being cared for and pampered, right?

When you were a boy, you were either beaten by Tangjiang's gang by the riverside, or by Li Cunzhuang in the sand pit, or by me anytime and anywhere - as a result, you became a pseudo-mother, and you became the object of men's scramble to protect! Tang Jiang doesn't know your true identity and can be ignored for the time being, but Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding obviously know that you are a pseudo-mother and still care about you from the bottom of their hearts!

Uncle Fireball is a little stupid! My nephew is being pursued by two college boys! Not his niece, but his nephew!