Putting down the phone, at the critical moment when Shu Zhe was facing the critical moment of being blown up by his uncle, I decided-

Let's go and eat lunch prepared by the French chef first!

How? Is it strange that I decided to do so? People are iron and rice are steel, if I don't eat, how can I have the strength to think and act!

And if a French chef sees me running away just after cooking, he may think that his cooking skills have been discouraged, and then immediately commit suicide by seppuku! It's also a matter of human life here!

I took advantage of the meal time to plan my actions for the afternoon.

First of all, as the owner of the "Happy Valley Sex Toy Store", he came to the door alone to persuade Uncle Fireball to change his original intention, which has a very low success rate.

The degree of stubbornness of the perverts, in general, is second only to the Japanese right-wingers who visit the Yasukuni Shrine, and it is impossible for them to repent by words alone.

And I have to recognize the reality, the threat of violence that I was best at before will not work in front of Uncle Fireball.

Not only because I had a viral heart disease, but also because Uncle Fireball used to be the Chinese version of Bei Ye.

I've been in the mountains with wild animals for more than ten years! Although I was dragged down by a year and a half of my online career, I am still a strong middle-aged man overall, and even if my viral heart disease is cured, I dare not say that I can bargain in front of him with an injury to his right arm.

I'm only 14 years old after all! Although my physical function is about the standard of 16 years old for ordinary people, I am still in development, and for the mature Uncle Fireball, I am not fully evolved! I have a big disadvantage!

And once Uncle Fireball knows that I am the bad classmate who "forced Shu Zhe to sell women's underwear", and I am also the owner of the "Happy Valley Love Shop" who has communicated with him on the Internet many times, he will definitely be furious, right? What if five fireballs are thrown directly at me? I'm running low on health right now, so it's time to get back to life.

So, I can't do it alone, I have to take people with me.

The question is, who exactly to take with you.

The screening criteria are very simple: only those who know that Shu Zhe has pretended to be a pseudo-mother can be brought to go.

Otherwise, there will be more and more troubles in the future, which is equivalent to tearing down the east wall and making up the west wall, and my fragile little heart can't withstand too much tossing.

Except for me, Uncle Fireball, and the squad leader, who knows that Shu Zhe once pretended to be a pseudo-mother?

There are such people, such as Xiao Ding in the pet hospital, such as Fan Chuan, a college student who broke up with his girlfriend for the sake of his pseudo-mother.

Also playing competitive games, Xiaoding is the dota party, Fan Chuan is the LOL party, in order to which game is more competitive, the two parties argue endlessly, and at every turn they go from putting facts and reasoning to personal attacks, cursing each other to death the whole family.

Last time, for the question of "who has a beautiful girlfriend between the dota party and the LOL party", Xiao Ding, who has no girlfriend at all, praised Haikou in the online scolding war, and had no choice but to ask me for help, so I rushed the duck to the shelves and asked Shu Zhe to pretend to be a pseudo-mother to Xiaoding as a girlfriend.

Shu Zhe did not make any mistakes in the whole process of pretending to be his girlfriend, and he was glamorous, attracting the attention of men in the entire café.

However, the head of the LOL Party's Mouth Cannon Branch, Fan Chuan, whose ID is "endless", once saw Shu Zhe who was put on a wig by Cao Gonggong in the men's toilet of the Emgrand Cinema, so he recognized Shu Zhe's identity after the party, and caught up, saying that he had broken up with his girlfriend and wanted to compete with Xiaoding to be Shu Zhe's boyfriend.

Xiao Ding didn't have much thought about the pseudo-mother Shu Zhe, but when he saw the guy opposite, he actually knew that Shu Zhe was a man, and he still wanted to date him, and he didn't hesitate to break up with his college girlfriend for this, and he was dizzy for a while, thinking that the social atmosphere had changed, and it was normal to find a pseudo-girl as a girlfriend.

The two originally belonged to incompatible parties, and they quarreled because of the competition for the pseudo-mother, so they developed into a real PK, and it also affected a middle-aged woman with many mouths on the lookouts, causing Xiao Ding's eyes to be bruised, and Fan Chuan was locked up in the detention center for more than ten days for beating the middle-aged woman.

Therefore, these two people not only know Shu Zhe's pseudo-motherhood identity, but if they are allowed to participate in the action to save Shu Zhe, they will definitely be happy to join, right?

It's better than calling Penthos away from Amy, asking him to return from the direction of Studios, and then explaining the complicated situation to him and asking him to help me deal with Uncle Fireball.

"Lin, it turns out that you like pseudo-mothers, don't like me, right?"

What if Peng Tousi eats Shu Zhe's vinegar! I can't let him know that I asked Shu Zhe to play a pseudo-mother! And wouldn't it be overkill to let Shijie's first master (probably) deal with the former ranger with a broken arm!

Xiao Ding and Fan Chuan are both college graduates, although they are otaku, their combat effectiveness is not impressive, but fortunately, their figures are not lost to others, and if they stop there, there is still a deterrent.

I took two college students to negotiate with Uncle Fireball, and Uncle Fireball won't turn his face with me, right? I don't believe that so many people still can't convince you!

I didn't know Fan Chuan's contact information, so I called Xiao Ding from the pet hospital first.

"Xiao Ding? Listen to me, Xiaohong, she's in trouble. ”

Shu Zhe's pseudo-niang identity has always been called "Xiaohong" as her name offline, and if she is called "Xiaohong", others are also used to referring to "she" next to the female character.

"Xiaoye, what do you mean...... Shusha's younger brother? ”

Xiao Ding's voice sounded a little hesitant, as if the word "Xiaohong" would make him very entangled.

Unlike Fan Chuan, Xiao Ding is not ready to pursue the pseudo-mother at all costs, and as his buddy, I don't want him to be like that.

In case one day Shu Zhezhen becomes my "sister-in-law", I will have to break my three views and vomit blood and die!

So basically, I called Xiaoding just because he was an insider and had a good relationship with Shusha, who often volunteered at the pet hospital.

"Xiaoding, Xiaohong's trouble is that her uncle knows that she is 'Xiaohong', so that she is forced by her uncle to do 'Xiaohong' all the time to do housework and serve people......"

"What!?" Xiao Ding was shocked, "How can her uncle be so perverted!?" How the hell does Little Red serve her uncle!? ”

I felt that Xiao Ding's concerned tone was a little too much, and hurriedly persuaded him to calm down: "At present, I just let Xiaohong beat her shoulders and back, and there is no further action, but I don't know after 5 o'clock this afternoon......"

"I—I'm going to save her!" Xiao Ding hurriedly said, "Xiao Ye, aren't you recuperating after an accident while climbing the mountain?" You tell me the address of her uncle's house, and I'll save her myself!" ”

I told Xiaoding that I was almost recuperated, and I could still go out and talk.

Then I asked Xiao Ding if he knew Fan Chuan's contact information, as sworn enemies who often scolded on the Internet, they should have each other's contact information.

"Why is that pervert called Fan Chuan?" Xiao Ding immediately became alert, "He's a dead pseudo-mother ...... control"

Hey, Xiaoding, you're about to lose your qualification to scold each other like this! You care more about Xiaohong than usual! Could it be that the last time I was your girlfriend for a few hours, you fell under the beauty of the pseudo-mother?

Unlike Shusha, Xiaohong's innate weakness awakens the sense of responsibility you have been lacking in the protection of the object, and you are eager to give her gentle care and a solid arm to rely on!

I hurriedly corrected Xiao Ding's sense of danger: "Xiao Ding, I'll call you, I just hope that you will see Shu Sha and my face, come and help me solve this very embarrassing matter for Xiaohong, not to let you be a hero to save the beauty!" ”

Xiao Ding was silent thoughtfully for a while.

"Let you contact Fan Chuan, also because Fan Chuan is one of the few people who know Xiaohong's situation, the more arms you have, the greater the success rate of solving things. Although you and Fan Chuan don't deal with each other, if you want to, just treat it as a ...... Think of it as for Xiaohong! ”

After going around for a long time, I turned my focus back to Xiaohong, using other people's weaknesses to convince others, I seemed to be vaguely influenced by Ai Shuqiao.

"Good...... All right! Xiao Ding thought twice and gave me Fan Chuan's mobile phone number, "But Xiao Ye, you can contact him yourself, I don't want to talk to him." ”

After agreeing to meet at the entrance of the pet hospital, I dialed Fan Chuan's mobile phone again.

Since he fought for his puppet mother and was imprisoned in a detention center, Fan Chuan gave his parents a lecture, and then he was so busy because of the job after graduating from college that he only called Shu Zhe a few times, and did not come to the door to entangle.

Even those few phone calls were enough to make Shu Zhe's heart beat, but Shu Zhe didn't dare to use his mobile phone to block Fan Chuan's number, for fear that he would not be able to help but call his home and be heard by his sister.

"Be my girlfriend! I will definitely haode to you! ”

"I'm working hard to exercise now, I'm also trying to find a job, I will definitely be able to support you in the future, and I will satisfy you in all aspects!"

"The real aiqing is transcendent of gender! Leave everything behind and stay with me! I will never betray you! For your sake, I've cut off all contact with my ex-girlfriend! ”

"As long as you say a word, I can not even play LOL!"

I'm rubbing, this zuihou sentence is really weighty, for another reason to break up with his girlfriend, is "she wants to go to graduate school and I want to play LOL", for Fan Chuan, can he not even play LOL for Shu Zhe, I wonder if he is true love for Shu Zhe......

As I expected, as soon as I told Fan Chuan about what happened to Xiaohong, Fan Chuan was so excited that he wanted to fly over with his wings in his ribs.

"What? Xiaohong was forced to dress up as a cat maid and beat her uncle's back and wash his feet? ”

"I can't spare him! He's nicknamed 'Uncle Fireball', isn't he? Even if he is the sun, I have to destroy him! You tell me the address! I have to repay this wife-snatching hatred! ”

Then I heard the sound of wiping nosebleeds and Fan Chuan's self-talk:

"This dog thing, cat ears and cat tail, maid outfit...... Someone preempted the ......"

An hour later, while Dr. Yu was napping, I changed into my hospital gown, said hello to 004 and 005, and went to the door of the pet hospital to meet the two.

Xiao Ding and Fan Chuan are secretly competing, neither of them is looking at each other, but now for the sake of a common goal, they can barely reach a temporary alliance.

According to the address sent by Shu Zhe, I was escorted by two college students and took a taxi to the door of Uncle Fireball's house.

Looking at the watch, it was only 2:20 p.m., and Shu Zhe's chrysanthemums should not have suffered yet.

I was about to ring the doorbell when I heard the faint sound of a girl crying from inside the door.