[382] Truffle Hound

Living up to Xiong Yaoyue's hopes, at lunchtime, the French chef served us salmon caviar, French fried foie gras, and fried sea bass with black truffle, using three top ingredients respectively: caviar, fatty foie gras, and truffle.

Salmon caviar is full of grains, like red pearls, and the spoon used to feed is made of shells, because the metal spoon will destroy the aroma of the caviar; I just ate fried foie gras on Wednesday, and with the sauce made from sweet wine, it is really delicious; The black truffle is not very beautiful in my eyes, but this black mushroom is said to be expensive, almost equal to gold.

"What!?" Xiong Yaoyue wrapped a napkin, holding a knife in one hand and a fork in the other, and her eyes were almost the same color as caviar.

"Equivalent to gold? Aren't we eating gold!? ”

"Don't listen to the valet's nonsense," said Amy, who had eaten Coke and potato chips, and seemed to have little interest in a table full of haute cuisine, "The white truffles from Italy are worth as much as gold, and the black truffles from France cost at most one-tenth of the price of white truffles." ”

"That's a bunker too!" Xiong Yaoyue said, "If I eat 10 grams of this thing, it is equivalent to eating 1 gram of gold!" ”

Amy looked at me with ill-intentioned eyes:

"Isn't it a pity that the manservant is not a white truffle? I heard that white truffles have a very haode aphrodisiac effect! ”

For this joke that did not fit my sister's identity, I concentrated on eating fried foie gras and ignored her.

Standing at the door, Penthos suggested that Amy eat more caviar:

"Miss,Caviar can replenish the brain,You eat more,Maybe the exam results in Qingzi School Park ......"

"Don't mention my test results!"

Amy slapped the table viciously, and Penthos looked at the sky and said no more.

Xiong Yaoyue seemed to have heard important information, "What? Can you get smart by eating this! ”

Quickly stuffed several spoonfuls into her mouth with a shell soup spoon, and I suspected that she was like Zhu Bajie eating ginseng fruit, and she didn't taste it at all.

After eating 5 spoonfuls in a row, Xiong Yaoyue stopped and muttered:

"I feel a little fishy after eating too much, and I don't seem to be getting smarter......"

I don't know if you've become smarter, but anyway, you eat with a red face, how stupid you are!

After trying the caviar that can make her smarter, Xiong Yaoyue went to touch the expensive truffles again, and this time she learned a little smarter (is it the credit of caviar?). Instead of gobbling it up, you fork one with a fork and slowly taste it in your mouth.

Unlike her, I still like meat to fishy roe and strange mushrooms, so I focus on fried foie gras, and I don't even have time to pay attention to the soups and desserts that the French chef will serve later.

Every time I eat at the dinner table, I subconsciously feel that there is a dog waiting under the table, which suddenly reminds me of a question:

"Huh? What about Obama? ”

"In America!" Xiong Yaoyue replied strangely.

"It's not the president, Amy's dog is also called Obama."

"Oh." Xiong Yaoyue lowered her head again to exercise her masticatory muscles, it seems that she doesn't like dogs as much as the squad leader.

"Obama went for dental care." Amy replied, "It's been eating indiscriminately lately, and its mouth is a little stinky, so it should be back in a moment." ”

Speaking of which, when I first heard the word "truffle" as a child, I thought it was the dew of a pine tree, but thanks to my well-informed father, who answered my questions and told me that until now, the best way to find truffles is to rely on the hound's sense of smell. In the oak forests of France and Italy, truffle hunters with their hounds are busy every day for truffles that are worth more than gold.

Because I am a "good teacher", I told everyone about humans using dogs to find truffles at the dinner table, but Amy should have known about it for a long time, so she didn't seem interested.

Xiong Yaoyue was particularly surprised, with half a salmon roe on the corner of her mouth, and said:

"Is it possible to find something of such value with a dog? Could it be that Miss Amy's dog, named Obama, also has this ability? If you can lend it to me, I will go to the forest every day to pick truffles, and I will earn a gold necklace in one day! ”

Girl, don't dream! Picking truffles is a high jishu job, truffle hounds also need special training, like Obama's 2B dogs, you can't even find truffle hair! At most, pee everywhere and scratch the ground, so that the truffles found by other hunters will be drenched with a disgusting smell of urine!

I heard my father say that because the truffle contains substances that make the sow excited, it is the most accurate and efficient to find truffles with sows, but because sows love truffles more than people, if you are not careful, the truffles that are more expensive than gold will be eaten by sows, so hunters who use sows to pick truffles must learn to eat from the pig's mouth! Xiong Yaoyue, do you want to fight the sow to protect your gold necklace!

One of the reasons I didn't try truffles was because I suspected that the hunters had snatched them from the sow's mouth! Maybe the sow eats the leftovers! The thought of this possibility makes me lose my appetite!

However, since Xiong Yaoyue's real name and nickname are related to bears (Winnie the Pooh), if she volunteers to pick truffles, it shouldn't be a problem to defeat sows in the future, right? When the time comes, truffle hunters in the woods of Europe will often see a young girl and a sow fighting for truffles, and Zuihou is finally a scarred girl who tramples the sow under her feet and obtains a precious truffle!

But since the sow was knocked unconscious by you, the day's work ended here! No matter what you think, if you plan to go abroad to pick truffles, Zuihou will definitely not be able to make ends meet, and the Europeans will definitely accuse you of animal cruelty! When the time comes, AFP will publish a general theory entitled "The Girl Who Abused the Sow", and then send you back to China! All shijie sow lovers won't let you go!

After the sumptuous lunch, Xiong Yaoyue wiped the caviar off the corners of her mouth and clasped her fingers together in a prayer shape.

What kind of sect are you? Christianity loves to pray before meals, how can you pray after meals! Could it be that I was too excited before the meal, and now I plan to make up for the pre-meal prayer!

Xiong Yaoyue, like the most devout believer, her eyes lit up, looking at the extremely deep and distant void and praying: "The Sprinkle family is worth it in this life!"

Eat a luxurious Western food and have no regrets in life? How easy it is for you to be satisfied!

After a while, Obama was led by a bodyguard and returned triumphantly from the pet grooming salon, his treated teeth white and shiny, and with his smile, his 2B temperament was extraordinary.

"It's a husky!" Xiong Yaoyue beckoned Obama to come over and play with her, and Obama immediately rubbed over to ask for food without restraint, but there was no way to let Xiong Yaoyue touch her head.

Is it really just for me and Amy to touch their heads? Obama, you only have so little to hold onto!

After spending some time outdoors with Obama, Amy complained about the damn sun and took both of us and our dog back to room 101.

"I'm going to take another shower!" Amy, who had just taken a shower in the morning, announced, "Pooh, my shower is huge, do you want to take a shower with me?" ”

Xiong Yaoyue, who was invited, was very excited, and she couldn't wait to get rid of the school uniform of Qingzi School Park immediately (Obama was overwhelmed with Xiong Yaoyue's ankle).

"Ye Lin," Xiong Yaoyue turned her head to me with tears in her eyes and said to me, "When I finish taking a bath, you can kill me!" ”

What? Your request is too bizarre! After the girl comes out of the bath, the man will YY a lot of things, but he will never think of killing her!

"I was so happy today...... I'm worried that I'll never have such a happy day again, so in order to keep me from living in regret in the future, why don't you kill me on my happiest day! ”

"What do you say?" Amy pouted, "Pooh, as long as you are loyal to me in the future, you will naturally have all kinds of small favors for you!" But if you betray me, I'll let Penthos kill you!" ”

Xiong Yaoyue was moved: "I will never betray Miss Amy!" I'm going to be Miss Amy's bodyguard in the future! ”

"You?" Amy was skeptical, "Although it would be more convenient to have a female bodyguard, can you pass the strict bodyguard assessment?" ”

"No problem!" Xiong Yaoyue swore, "I am confident in physical strength!" And Pembaa will train me! ”

Xiong Yaoyue took a step forward, and Obama continued to hold Xiong Yaoyue's leg undisciplinedly, this time it was the turn of the knee.

Amy's narrow gaze came to me.

"Manservant, you see Vinido is attentive, you never said you wanted to be my bodyguard."

But I'm already protecting you! Do you have to let me wear that black suit!

"Let's go."

Yes? If I'm not a bodyguard, will I be kicked away! What a ruthless and unrighteous sister you are!

Amy frowned dissatisfied.

"What are you doing? I'll let you out of the room! If you don't leave, do you want to wash with us? ”

"Ye Lin's words don't matter......" Xiong Yaoyue was halfway through her words, thinking that there was something wrong after all, so she stopped.

So the dog was left in the living room, and my brother was driven outside.

Amy's decision was right, if I stayed, there would be nothing to do, and the two girls would have to fight and chat while bathing in the bathtub together, in case they talked about something that touched on their private parts, such as "Pooh, why are you so much whiter here than you are?" "I was embarrassed.

I walked to the flower bed outside the VIP building, and saw Peng Thos holding a watering can watering the flowers, under the care of his volunteer gardener, the flower bed was full of tall and blooming sunflowers, and everyone who has played "Plants vs. Zombies" must have seen a bright light in their hearts.

Seeing me come out alone, Penthos whispered to me:

"Lin, I'm a little curious, how did you earn the 20,000 yuan you gave to Ms. Ai Shuqiao?"

This must not be said! In fact, I earned it by selling my sister's underwear! If I say anything to you, Amy's protector, I will definitely be despised for a long time!

"That...... It is a trade secret and cannot be asserted. I curtly said, "If I had told you, you would have quit being a bodyguard and going into that kind of business." ”

Penthos said "oh" very understandingly, but I was so weak! Fortunately, I didn't ask in front of Amy!

At this time, Obama came upside down with a white object in his mouth.

It landed on my leg with its front paws, hoping to get my attention.

I looked down and saw that Nima was another pair of panties! You're holding Amy's panties again! What do you want to eat this time? Sunflower seeds won't be eaten until autumn, do you have the patience to wait!

After closer inspection, I realized that these panties were not Amy's! It's rare for Amy to have such plain panties! This pure white panties are Xiong Yaoyue's! When she was changing clothes in the car, I saw it in the rearview mirror!

Obama, you're going against God! Last time, I couldn't get anything from me to eat with Amy's panties, so can I try someone else's one today? Why do you think you can exchange a girl's panties for me for the same price!

I angrily snatched Xiong Yaoyue's panties back from Obama's mouth, but they were stained with a large amount of saliva and were already unusable.

Penthos on the side sighed: "Obama's weird problem can't be changed." ”

I carried Xiong Yaoyue's contaminated underwear, hesitated for a moment, and finally made up my mind to throw it into the flower bed.

"Penthos, you bury it."

"Okay," Penthos agreed, "and you'll come back in the fall, in case more panties grow......

Don't talk about such unscientific things! Even if you use Jinkela as fertilizer, you won't be able to grow a panty tree!

Leaving aside the buried underwear, I paced to the outside of the VIP building in order to change my mood, and walked around the outer wall, which could blow a gentle breeze, which was quite pleasant.

Suddenly, I felt an indescribable sense of familiarity.

No, not that it makes me feel close, it's the kind of familiarity that creeps me out.

Looking forward with this breath,I found a girl who didn't wear a Qingzi School Park uniform.,It's a girl wearing a small floral dress.。

This side face is obviously Xiaoqin! Why is she in Qingzi School Park! She didn't even wear a school uniform, how did she get in!

Although climbing over the wall and climbing the stairs is her forte, but at this time, she has no consciousness of sneaking in secretly! Take a walk generously! More confident than other students in Qingzi School Park!

Walking side by side with her was a middle-aged man over fifty years old, with gray temples, but he was in good spirits and very majestic, wearing a neat suit.

Am I mistaken? On Sunday, Xiaoqin is not with Aunt Ren, but appears in Qingzi School Park with a middle-aged man of unknown origin, what kind of trouble is it going to make!

The second reason to suspect that this girl is not Xiaoqin is that she doesn't look brain-dead at all! seems to be listening carefully to the middle-aged man's speech, nodding his head quietly from time to time, very ladylike!

I sure don't recognize the wrong person! Why do you feel that her side face is much more beautiful than the usual Xiaoqin? Do all the girls who I think are "not Xiaoqin" get extra points?

The girl, who was suspected of being Xiaoqin, made a movement to pluck her bangs, and this familiar action made my heart tremble.

Could it be that Xiaoqin deliberately pretended to be a lady in front of this middle-aged man? This makes me feel that there is such a big contrast between her and her in peace? Or is it ...... Xiaoqin, who is usually in front of me, is she desperately playing it in order to please me?

Walking with the middle-aged man, the girl suddenly shuddered, turned her head suddenly, and like a truffle hound spotted a truffle, her burning gaze fell in my direction.