"That...... Minister Huang, everything is easy to talk about, we can be regarded as alumni anyway, we are all acquaintances, do you see if this resume is ......"

Zhang Litong, who was as fat as two people, rubbed his hands vigorously, nodded and stood at his desk, begging one of the heads of the Empire's violent organs to accept his resume.

"Oh, alumnus, anyway, anyone will use it, or just accept him a little bit~ Don't hurt the sincerity of serving the country~" Another girl in the office couldn't help but laugh when she saw Zhang Litong so good, but judging from her thiefy tone, this is probably not a good character.

"That's it, it's ......" Finding that someone was supporting him, Zhang Litong hurriedly took over the conversation and continued to stare at the minister in front of him with a report in his hand and a frowning brow.

The woman named Huang Yu slapped the table fiercely when she heard this, glared at Zhang Litong and said sharply: "What is it?" Do you have a part in speaking? Then he leaned half of his body and tilted his head and shouted at the colleague who had just accosted him: "And you!" How many times have you said that? Don't watch movies at work! Do you have something to do? If it's okay, go downstairs and tell those rice buckets what to do, don't lie on the ground and howl to the old lady! ”

"Okay, my Minister Huang~" Hearing Huang Yu's words, Li Xichen, who was brushing "Ding Ding Film and Television TOP250", had to "snap" and close his personal terminal, staggered up from the chair and walked out, and when he was about to go out, he turned his head and stuck out his tongue at Huang Yu and whispered: "Old leftover girl!" Then he rushed out of the room with lightning speed, and ran downstairs in a blink of an eye.

It was only at this time that Huang Yu's poignant word "roll" had just been pronounced.

"Minister Huang, don't be angry, Deputy Minister Li is also ......"

Zhang Litong hurriedly interjected to make an impression on himself, but who knew that Huang Yu immediately turned his spearhead and pointed at him and yelled: "You also get out of me!" ”

"Huh? Don't, Minister Huang! I worked so hard to write this resume......"

"Are you embarrassed to bring me your resume?" Huang Yu stood up and grabbed a stack of torn paper on the table and threw it at Zhang Litong's feet, "Are you using toilet paper?" Is this the attitude you have when looking for a job? And also! What are you writing in the resume column!? ”

Zhang Litong glanced at the paper closest to him, which clearly read:

Savior, Witcher, Master Assassin, Elven Archer, Master Dwarven Forge......

Although he knew that the twenty or so titles were all made up by himself, Zhang Litong, who had no other work experience at all, could only puff up his chest and say to Huang Yu stubbornly: "It's my professional record in the past two years!" ”

"Nonsense! I think it's your game record! Huang Yu straightened up his wrinkled white shirt and a somewhat messy golden double ponytail, "Let me tell you this, this problem is very serious today, beating the imperial administrators, disrupting the normal office order, and obstructing public affairs, any of them can make you live in the prison for the rest of your life!" Your only choice now is to confess and be lenient, or you will suffer! ”

"Minister, don't lie to me! I've studied administrative law, and your personal cannon fodder isn't our administrative fodder! Besides, there is a way that An can break his eyebrows and bend his waist......"

"Knowing the law and breaking the law, the crime is added to the first degree!" Minister Huang sat back in his chair and crossed Erlang's legs, "You can do it yourself." ”

"Your Excellency, please rest assured! The villain must know everything! Hearing this, Zhang Litong immediately stood up straight, and responded to this imperial magnate with a serious face.

"Huh!" Huang Yu snorted lightly, opened his personal terminal, and began to enter information into it.

"Name?"

"Zhang Litong."

"Age?"

"The mental age is 16 years old, and the physical age is 24 years."

"Family situation?"

"Hey, you don't ask me my gender?"

"Huh?" Huang Yu raised his head and glanced at Zhang Litong, the malice that was innocent made him instantly get goosebumps, probably this is the legendary murderous aura, right?

"Gotta get it, Minister Huang, I was wrong! I was wrong! You're out of gas! As Huang Yu expected, Zhang Litong, who was a little afraid of death, was once again shamefully cowardly.

"Family situation!?" Huang Yu tapped the table with his hand and loudly reminded Zhang Litong to return to the topic.

"Yes, yes, my family, now my parents are alive, with a salary of nine hundred per second, a good reputation, and no old ......"

Zhang Litong almost made Huang Yu angry with a few words of teasing poverty, this guy Chechenino looks quite honest, but in fact, he hasn't said anything honest since he entered the door, but Minister Huang has been in a high position for many years, so he naturally has a set of ways to deal with gags.

I saw her slowly take out a bundle of brand-new signature refills from the pen holder next to her, and then inserted the bundle of plastic disposable products into the solid wood desktop under Zhang Litong's terrifying gaze.

"You continue~" Huang Yu didn't even look at his masterpiece that violated the laws of physics, just shook his hand silently and looked at Zhang Litong with a smile.

"Report to Minister Huang! My father was a well-known investor in the Ampel empire, and his properties were all over the world! My mother is the Vice President of the Imperial Academy and the Honorary President of the Imperial University! ”

"Why don't you go to flirt with my sister and buy drunk to come to my office?"

"The villain is here to submit his resume!"

"You're not telling the truth, are you?" Huang Yu frowned, how could this person not understand the words?

"Minister Huang! I really submitted my resume! Zhang Litong said with a sad face.

"What kind of resume? Do you know what the Ministry of Harmony is? You are a capable second ancestor......" Speaking of this, Huang Yu couldn't help but laugh dumbly, if he was an ordinary rich second generation, how could he break through the cannon ...... How many lines of defense of the security guards are here? So she had to change her words and say: "You are so confident that I will definitely accept your resume?" ”

"Yes! Because I'm a time-traveler! ”

Zhang Litong's words were categorical and eloquent, but he only replied to Huang Yu's soft voice: "Oh." ”

Zhang Litong, who thought that it would be Huang Yu's turn to be taken aback this time, was suddenly stunned, she was not surprised? How could she not be surprised? I'm a dignified traveler! She must have not understood! Right! It must be so!

With such an unrealistic idea, Zhang Litong squeezed out a smile stiffly, and repeated what he had just said loudly, slowly, word by word: "I mean, I, Zhang Litong, am a soul-piercing time-traveler. ”

Huang Yu nodded and said, "I heard it, so what?" ”

There was a sudden cold scene in the office, and finally Huang Yu asked a little impatiently: "Don't be stunned, hurry up and say, you are a traverser, and then what?" How can you help us? Or what qualifications do you have to impress us? Every month these years, at least five or six travelers have been arrested by local officials and sent to go through the regular reporting process, and 99 percent of them are idiots who have been washed away by us in the end......

Speaking of this, Huang Yu paused, and then raised the corners of his mouth and said to Zhang Litong with a smile: "You don't really think that you can escape this fate by having a little alumni relationship with me, right?" I'm not going to talk to you about this kind of parenting. ”

The corners of Zhang Litong's mouth twitched, in his eyes, Minister Huang's expression when he said the last sentence was like a cat catching a mouse, and like a weasel greeting a chicken, anyway, he didn't look like a good person, so he had to be cautious in his choice of words and sentences, and was silent for two seconds before he said slowly: "Then how do you think I should reflect my value?" ”

"Easy!" Huang Yu snapped his fingers, "I can give you three choices, the first one, tell me where you got the information about the Ministry of Harmony......"

"We don't have to talk about that." Zhang Litong spread his hands and said that he would not disclose his sources.

"Okay, then let's replace the next one," Huang Yu raised his eyebrows, raised two fingers and said the second option, "Use the memories of your past life to bring about a big technological change for Ampel." ”

"I'm from a parallel universe, and the two sides have similar levels of technological development."

"Then you only have one last chance left now," Huang Yu seemed to have expected him to say this, and smiled disapprerovitously: "Look, there are always a few people in your gang with 'golden fingers', if you happen to be one of the lucky ones, I can give you an offer, if you are not, then I can only wish you cool in advance." ”

"I'm just an ordinary person with innate divine powers, no superpowers, no auxiliary systems, and no thousands of internal forces generated out of thin air." The answer given by Zhang Litong is still no.

Huang Yu stood up and made a gesture to see off the guest, "Then I can't help it, go out and turn left and go downstairs to find Deputy Li for physical amnesia surgery." ”

"Well, although I don't have the knowledge beyond the times and don't have a 'golden finger', I have a sincere patriotic heart, and I am willing to be a small brick to lay the foundation for the grand ambition of the empire!" Zhang Litong hurriedly returned to the state of kneeling and licking, nodded and bowed to Huang Yu, "Of course, if you have any requirements, the villain will also die, even if it is 'prpr', I am willing." ”

"Okay, if you have a heart, I'll help you sign up for Unit 666!" Huang Yu still smiled at this, and quickly picked up the office phone on the desk and began to dial.

"Don't! Sister Huang! Minister Huang! Slow down! Although Zhang Litong has never been mixed in the system, he knows very well that Unit 666 is a death row team sent by Ampier to the western frontier of the empire to open up the territory in his previous life and in this life, and the annual mortality rate is nearly 70%. In order to have a good chat with her, Zhang Litong decided to take two steps and unplug the phone line.

Yes! That's definitely not why he's scared! Zhang Litong dared to swear by Huang Yu's conscience!

"Oh? How? Do you prefer Unit 233? Yes, Deputy Li is their direct boss, so I will call her back. Seeing that Zhang Litong was going to make trouble, Huang Yu directly threw the phone microphone on the table, then resolutely retreated and took out a mobile phone from his trouser pocket with his left hand.

"You stop there for me! Rupert's tears! In the face of the 233rd unit, which had a higher mortality rate than the 666 troops, Zhang Litong had to make a compromise, in his eyes, a vague phantom-like thick water jetted out from his outstretched right palm and turned from virtual to real in an instant, accompanied by a male thunder-like "A-da" sound, this water flow actually condensed into a muscular crystal-like arm in mid-air, and instantly crossed a distance of one meter and a half and hit Huang Yu's hand with a mobile phone.

At the same time, Zhang Litong also saw Huang Yu's treacherous smile, only to see her stiffly waving her left hand, which had completely turned into transparent glass, and laughing and mocking: "Heh, Chang Wei, you still say that you don't know martial arts?" ”