Zhang Litong felt that he needed to be calm and calm, at least not to let shame and confusion blind him. So he silently sat down in the closet with his knees crossed, gently banging his head against the plank behind his head, which had been a portal to the basement of the Harmony Department two seconds earlier. To be honest, before realizing where he was being sent, he didn't know that the internal space of his dormitory wardrobe was so huge that it could even stuff a 222.5-pound fat man.

This is probably what it is said that "the height of the platform determines the width of the field of view".

It's a big-headed ghost!

Three hours ago, when Zhang Litong saw Huang Yu smiling and waving his left hand, he suddenly had an ominous premonition.

Two hours ago, when Zhang Litong was forced to swallow the strange paste with the full name of [Bio-type Intelligent Terminal], referred to as [Symbiote], this premonition became even stronger.

An hour ago, when Zhang Litong learned that the deed of sale he had signed was only a temporary contract for an undetermined position, and that it would take "the right time, the right place, the right people" and "great perseverance, great wisdom, and great opportunity" to become a regular worker, he felt that he was almost starting to get close to the truth.

Half an hour ago, when Zhang Litong was dragged to the unit cafeteria by Li Xichen, who had been hiding in the corridor, to eat, and saw a room of synthetic security guards smiling at him, he was already basically sure of his guess.

And three minutes ago, when Zhang Litong returned directly to the closet of his dormitory through the portal, he knew that he could be completely sure of his initial assumptions at this time.

The three roommates who co-authored themselves are all undercover agents sent by the Ministry of Harmony! I thought that no one had discovered my secret for more than two years, and it turned out that I had been targeted from the beginning!

"What's the matter? What's the matter? What's the matter? ”

Every time he asked himself, Zhang Litong was going to hit the big closet, harder and harder, harder and harder, he wanted to faint like this, otherwise he really didn't know how to face the few Sun thieves outside the cabinet door.

Now that I think about it, two days ago, they mysteriously drew the curtains and locked the door to tell themselves about the "confidential" gossip about the Ministry of Harmony. They must have laughed privately when they saw my solemn, contemplative look, right?

It's not that my generation doesn't work hard, but the enemy is too cunning!

Oh my! You answer me! Is there anything wrong with the older middle two!?

A group of big * !!

In the end, Zhang Litong, who couldn't calm down no matter what, stood up from the bottom of the cabinet, kicked open the cabinet door with one kick, and shouted loudly: "That little thief gives grandpa ......"

"Bang"

The champagne foam and streamers in the sky instantly blurred Zhang Litong's face, and he saw his three roommates standing in front of the cabinet door, kneeling on one knee in the middle of the fourth Lin Yanzhi still holding a box of 9-inch pizzas.

Before Zhang Litong could understand what was going on, he heard the three of them shouting with all their strength:

"Congratulations to Sanye Zhang for coming out!"

"Poof!"

Zhang Litong, who was overwhelmed, finally spurted out a mouthful of old blood, and then fainted to the ground.

If there are books, it is long, and if there are no books, it is short, when the eldest in the same bed, the second, and the fourth have spent two weeks of living expenses to invite Zhang Litong to eat three big meals, and this matter will be temporarily revealed, but they have wasted nearly a month of time in such a fuss, and Zhang Litong, who is addicted to material pleasures, suddenly realized today that the vigorous final exam week has come unexpectedly.

Now, let's take a look at what kind of story is happening in the 319 dormitory where the lonely protagonist lives in this lonely night:

Zhang Litong, who was wearing black-rimmed glasses, sat cross-legged on the bed, and he was usually extremely optimistic at the moment.

"Why did you choose this teacher's class?"

"Why don't you ask your brothers and sisters for their opinions before choosing a course?"

"Why couldn't I use my brain more at that time?"

To be honest, he even wants to catch himself three months ago and scold him for being a bloody sprinkler - counting his previous life, he has been paddling steadily for more than 20 years, why did he just fold on the "Public Policy Case Analysis"? Now when he thinks of the title of "Little Prince of Course Selection" and the two years of fish that he touched cautiously after going to college, he feels that his face hurts, he is really smart, and he is confused for a while!

But he can't curse,

Quietly is the sheng flute of the final thesis.

The summer worm is also silent for him,

Silence is this morning's Dead Line.

"From the above surveys, it is not difficult to find that the ratio of adult males to females in Ampel has reached 7:3, which means that four out of ten men and women of working age may not find a wife."

"According to the 101st Census Report of Ampal, the proportion of female babies is still slowly declining, but the birth rate of male babies is still steadily increasing......

Zhang Litong's two fingers "crackled" on the keyboard at an unbewildering speed, while his eyes kept staring at the word counter in the lower left corner of the screen. If this bitter and hateful posture is maintained for a long time, I am afraid that his face, which is not handsome, will not be able to escape the fate of becoming crooked and slanted.

But fortunately, the word count of the paper is also visibly rising.

3000 words! It's almost over! Come on Zhang Litong, you are the best handsome guy I have ever seen in my life! He silently encouraged himself in his heart, and according to the teacher's request, as long as Zhang Litong made up another 500 words, he could be relieved.

“…… Therefore, I personally suggest that the three men who are relatively handsome and have relatively good family backgrounds among the seven men marry and have children with the corresponding three women, and retain the high-quality genes, while the remaining four men can choose to digest internally, or fundamentally deprive them of fertility and let their genes die out naturally. ”

"Through this means, we can not only alleviate the pressure on the population to a certain extent, but also improve the quality of the whole people."

With the last full stop falling on the screen in front of him, this "masterpiece" ushered in the ending that it was destined to pass exactly, but Zhang Litong breathed a long sigh of relief - if the 3500 words are up to standard, then we will write 3500 words, no more than one word and no less than one word, this is the contract spirit of the eighteenth-tier amateur political scientists, it is the unswerving belief in this life, and it is the persistence that will never change.

As for whether the logic of his writing is rigorous and whether the article is academic, Zhang Litong said that he doesn't care at all - things like reading papers, evaluation, grading, and registration are what the teacher has to do - he only writes, prints, and turns in, and the rest has nothing to do with him at all.

Of course, the main reason is that he never pointed to learning to find a good way out. For Zhang Litong, the most bottom-line career he can engage in in the future is only to inherit his father's shares in certain companies, and be a salted fish director who stays at home all day long. And the three private aristocratic schools he is studying in a second-tier city have never put any pressure on students in terms of grades or advancement: most of the teachers and school leaders have a passable attitude, and they usually read PPT or put some information films in class.

What's more, he just got the opportunity to participate in the special mission of the empire as an E-class personnel from Minister Huang Huang from Minister Huang Huang last week, although he is still only an intern, Zhang Litong believes that with his wit, prudence, talent, ability, and handsomeness...... and hundreds of excellent qualities, this internship period may not be as long as stipulated in the contract.

What "great perseverance, great wisdom, and great opportunity", isn't that the Year of the Monkey?

However, although Zhang Litong's future career does not need Zhang Litong's good academic performance, the teacher of the children's course "Public Policy Case Analysis" has a big temper, and in the last class, as a visiting professor at Imperial University, she actually ignored her appearance, and slapped the table with both hands while shouting at the large group of people below who were eating and waiting for death - "Those who hand in their homework are guaranteed to pass, and those who do not hand in their homework will be suspended"! "Those who are absent from school more than three times this semester will be suspended"! "All students who fail to pass the subject will be criticized by the whole school"!

These three "uniforms" alone frightened Zhang Litong, even if he didn't care about hanging the department, he had to weigh his face. It's easy to fail the grade, anyway, the grades can only be seen by himself and the teacher, but if the whole school reports it, then he will have no face to mix in the school.

Fortunately, he doesn't have to worry about this problem anymore at this moment.

"Joy! Universal celebration! It's May 21, 1314 in the new calendar, and it's 3:30 a.m., and it's still a full four hours before the Dead Line prescribed by Zhao Wenrou! Congratulations to the host for finishing the paper on the last night before the end of the course. ”

Ignoring the daily cynicism of the symbiote in his brain, Zhang Litong calmly saved the paper into the USB flash drive and turned off the computer casually. Countless bloody lessons warned him that in the face of this kind of cold, neurological creature with an open mouth and "hehe" and a "fuck off" - including skullcaps and symbiotes, one of the most important safety rules is to resolutely not fight with it when it is sick, otherwise it will be sprayed with high blood pressure and cerebral thrombosis!

"Lao Zhao, Lao Zhao, your heart is really black!" After putting this USB flash drive, which had placed all his life, in a conspicuous place on the surface of the bedside table, Zhang Litong complained in a low voice while getting up from the bed and turning his fat waist, "Pity my old waist!" I'm afraid I don't have a herniated disc in my waist, right? ”

"Ding! With the host's weight of 111 kg, even lying down will be tired, so please be sure to lose weight quickly! ”

“…… You think that if you speak in a serious tone, I won't scold you in my heart, do you? Although he was angry, Zhang Litong really had no way to deal with this symbiosis that communicated with him spiritually.

Since returning to the dormitory on the day of the fight, Zhang Litong has been wondering if Huang Yu has an opinion on him, such as the unreliable contract, and this inexplicable bio-based intelligent terminal, these two cases are simply showing Zhang Litong: Huang Yu's minister is wearing small shoes for you!

Look at the symbiosis of your three roommates, in this kind of free days without tasks, their only activity in the day is to say hello to the host at regular times, and the rest of the time is quiet like the literary girl in the first row of the next class, but this one of them has gone from early ADHD to late split personality within two days of getting it.

After all, it was "born" after absorbing so much energy in the stomach, why doesn't this child know to honor his biological father?

"Boom Guy ......"

Zhang Litong, who was silently prick the villain of the symbiote in his heart, suddenly found that a light screen that blocked most of the children's vision appeared in front of his eyes, accompanied by the prompt sound of the symbiote's yin and yang weirdness, and this sudden change made him freeze when he had already moved from body rotation to stretching movement, "No, this big night is about someone's life!" ”