[780] The more security, the better
I suggested that the squad leader go to work for Amy and work as a full-time maid for several days in a row, but I was mercilessly despised by the squad leader.
"Mom and Dad send money to the bank card in my hand every month, Xiaozhe and I have no financial pressure at all, weishenme is going to work?"
"Exercise your abilities~~~~~"
"Exercise your ability to be a maid?" The squad leader looked a little angry.
"That...... Even if your parents can give you money, they can't give you a dog that is immune to the hunter's aura! I see that the maid outfit is not much different from the milk promoter at Wal-Mart, so what's the big deal about you wearing it for two days? With me here, I won't make it difficult for Amy! ”
"It's a problem to have you there! If it's just in front of Amy, even if I wear a maid outfit, ......"
In the middle of the conversation, the squad leader realized that he had lost his words, and turned his back on me again with a snort, and stopped talking to me.
I sent the squad leader downstairs to her house, and happened to meet Fan Chuan and Shu Zhe coming from the other direction.
Fan Chuan was dressed quite energetically, the striped shirt was by no means a twenty-yuan piece, and he also spent silver on his belt and trousers - didn't he advance the next month's salary of the LOL team, right?
Shu Zhe was wearing a particularly thin long coat and trousers, dressed in a delicate and neutral manner, he walked side by side with Fan Chuan with his hands behind his back.
The distance between the two of them, as well as their attitudes towards each other, are obviously different from those of "buddies" - Fan Chuan deliberately slowed down his pace, so as not to let Shu Zhe keep up, and Shu Zhe looked like he didn't thank each other at all, as if all this was natural and deserved.
It's completely a suitor shopping with the goddess, the goddess loves to answer, and coming out with you is a great grace, and so on.
It was so obvious that the squad leader didn't see it, or even if she had doubts in her heart, she didn't think about it, but she felt that Shu Zhe went to the computer market with his male friends to buy things, which was a sign of manhood.
What Shu Zhe brought back from the computer market was the original iPad protective case, which was sold for 599 on the Internet, and it was expensive in one word, needless to say, it must be Fan Chuan who spent money.
The squad leader thought that this was an ordinary protective cover that sold for more than 100 yuan, and thought that Shu Zhe was spending his own pocket money.
"In fact, this kind of protective case can be bought without spending money." The squad leader said to Shu Zhe, "Aunt Zheng next door, my son who goes to kindergarten accidentally lost the ipad, so I had to buy a new model, the original protective case is not used, and the day before yesterday I asked me if I wanted it, and if I wanted it, I would give it to me......
Squad leader, you really like to pick up other people's things! Your parents give you money every month, you don't have to save so much!
"Hmph, who will use someone else's leftovers!"
Shu Zhe said disdainfully, he not only refused to use the old protective case, but also refused to use the high-imitation protective case, he must use the original Apple factory, and the vanity can be seen.
During the conversation, I knew that Shu Zhe and Fan Chuan had eaten outside, and the squad leader asked me if I wanted to go up with her and cook some simple meals for me.
This is for the sake of my heart disease, so I didn't care about the suggestion I just suggested that she become a maid, but I saw that the squad leader was already very tired for most of the day, so I politely declined her kindness and asked her to go home and rest quickly.
"I'll go home and eat, my dad will prepare food for me, don't cook for yourself, buy some downstairs, right?" Why don't I buy it for you? ”
"The food outside is unhygienic, can I eat at home or try to eat at home, if I am alone, just warm up yesterday's leftovers......"
The squad leader said goodbye to me, and then went upstairs with his younger brother one after the other, Shu Zhe didn't take the initiative to talk to me, and seemed to hold a grudge against me because the day before yesterday, I mocked him for "publicly auctioning his own chrysanthemums".
Fan Chuan was also not allowed to enter the home of the squad leader's siblings, just like all the dicks who pursue the goddess, after they bought the gifts for the goddess, they had no use value.
It's just that Fan Chuan is more tragic than the average dick, and his "goddess" is a man.
He didn't have much to say to me, and turned to leave, but I stopped him from behind: "Hey! Do you think you've beaten a junior high school student? ”
Fan Chuan suddenly became angry, his eyes widened and he asked, "Ye Lin, what do you mean?" Are you provoking me? You think you're strong, so you don't even pay attention to me, a college student? Do you want the two of us to have a live PK on the spot? ”
Whether it is Fan Chuan or Xiao Ding, both of them have increased their aggression after openly pursuing Shu Zhe, like a stag in heat.
"I'm not going to fight you," I said in a calm tone, "I mean to tell you...... There are some gangsters who are equivalent to junior high school students and high school students, and they may have to ...... Shusha The younger brother is not good! You have nothing to do, but you have to come over often to protect Shu Zhe...... And his sister! ”
"Xiaohong, how could she mess with those people?" Fan Chuan is in front of me, and most of the time he calls Shu Zhe by his pseudo-mother's special name.
I had a sudden inspiration and said half-truthfully: "Because Xiaohong used to be the upline of dog thieves, and then the spoils were unevenly divided, and she was hated." ”
"Bastard!" Fan Chuan was furious, clenched his fists and shouted, "Xiaohong is so cute, there are still people who want to hurt her!" I'm at odds with them! ”
I nodded in encouragement, "That's right! Xiaohong's safety depends on you! I hope you can protect Xiaohong's sister together, otherwise her sister will be kidnapped and she will also be coerced! ”
In fact, Shu Sha was kidnapped, Shu Zhezhen may not be desperate to save her sister, but the reverse can be established.
"Then I'll come on patrol if I'm fine!" Fan Chuan agreed, and suddenly thought of something, and said to me: "It's logical for me to protect Xiaohong, and it is logical to protect her sister a little, but you should also come over, right?" Isn't Xiaohong's sister your girlfriend? We should be patrolling in shifts......"
"That's not right!" Fan Chuan's face became extremely distorted for a moment, "I met in Qingzi School Park yesterday, and you were with another girl!" She is the cousin of Ren Peng, the captain of our team! Captain Ren Peng said you are his cousin's boyfriend! ”
"Holy! You're stepping on two boats! You dare to split your legs behind Captain Ren Peng's cousin! I'm going to sue you believe it or not? Today you weishenme came back from outside with Xiaohong's sister? What did you do with her? You scumbag! ”
"Hey, hey! You abandoned your ex-girlfriend to pursue a pseudo-mother, you are not qualified to say that I am a scumbag, right? ”
"How are you not scum!" Fan Chuan said confidently, "Once I found out that I really like the pseudo-mother, I broke up with my girlfriend decisively!" It's better than you eating from the bowl and looking at the pot! Who exactly do you want to be with? Is it Captain Ren Peng's cousin or Xiaohong's sister? ”
"This ......"
I didn't expect that this either-or-one question would be raised from Fan Chuan's mouth for the first time - I always thought that he was a passerby and would not interfere with the main plot.
"Anyway, I didn't have a relationship with Shusha, and I didn't officially date Xiaoqin!" I replied not very confidently, "Ren Peng said that I am Xiaoqin's boyfriend, it was out of a misunderstanding!" If you don't believe me, I can let Xiaoqin tell you the truth in person! ”
Although I said this verbally, if Fan Chuan insisted, I probably wouldn't force Xiaoqin to tell Fan Chuan in person, saying that she was not my girlfriend, and that would be too cruel to Xiaoqin, not to mention that because of androphobia, Xiaoqin couldn't talk to Fan Chuan normally.
After listening to my words, Fan Chuan was still skeptical.
"Forget it, I'm not familiar with these two girls anyway, and even if you want to open a harem, it's none of my business - but I warn you! If you dare to make a move on my little red, don't blame me for being rude! ”
Who will shoot Shu Zhe! That puppet girl with a corrupt character, if you want to pursue it, do your best to pursue it! But I think Shu Zhe is just playing with your feelings and extorting money from you!
Also, how do you know that my ambition was to open a harem? At that time, I was so tired of being pestered by Xiaoqin that I once formulated a "flowery carrot" jihua, ready to step on two boats, three boats, and eight boats...... What kind of scum do I do, I must make all the girls I can contact hate me, so that Xiaoqin is completely discouraged and automatically disappears from my life.
Time has passed, and now Xiaoqin is impossible to disappear from my life, and I can't see her for two days in a row, so the "big radish with a flower heart" must have been eaten by a rabbit, maybe it is a rabbit.
I am also worried about the squad leader, of course, she is more steady, not as unreliable as Xiaoqin, I am more at ease with her.
With two girls in my heart at the same time, am I really "stepping on two boats" as Fan Chuan said? This is obviously the first goal I have set in the past! Then I have to pedal three boats, and I have to pedal eight boats! weishenme has no joy of achievement at all! weishenme is very annoyed and blames herself!
Shu Zhe's playing with Fan Chuan's feelings is certainly despicable, but I'm not necessarily noble, right? I once said to the class leader that I only regard Xiaoqin as my sister, but today, even if my father and Aunt Ren remarry and Xiaoqin becomes my sister in the household registration book, I may not be able to simply treat her as another Amy.
Do you want to confess to the squad leader! Tell the squad leader that the relationship between me and Xiaoqin is no longer just a childhood sweetheart, I'm afraid the future may not be a simple brother and sister relationship, lest the squad leader enter this triangle relationship without knowing it!
However, when I thought that my viral heart disease had not been cured, it was far from being done to get Amy out of Ai Shuqiao's grasp, and now there were unknown enemies, and I needed to prevent me and the squad leader from being harmed by Luo Ning and his group...... I dismissed the idea of confessing to the class leader.
When the future is uncertain, let's do more important things first! Besides, the squad leader deleted the confession text message to me, which means that she is not ready to develop an intimate relationship with me, in this case, I don't necessarily have to tell the squad leader, I can't let go of Xiaoqin in my heart, right?
But anyway, I still felt a little guilty about the squad leader, so I invited Fan Chuan to a meal.
The causal relationship is a bit weird, but I did it for a good reason.
Although Fan Chuan invited Shu Zhe to dinner in a high-end restaurant, in order to save money, he did not order enough food for himself, resulting in himself only half full.
I hope that Fan Chuan, who has often come to Shu Zhe recently, will patrol the downstairs of the squad leader's house by the way to protect the safety of the squad leader's siblings.
"Do you want to gag me?" While eating the braised pork burrito, Fan Chuan asked me, "Are you still afraid that I will sue Captain Ren Peng?" ”
"It's good to eat you," I said, "You come diligently, pay more attention to the surrounding situation, I will also find a way to find more people to help, if you find any abnormalities, call me in time!" ”
"Is it really that serious?" Fan Chuan also paid attention to it, "Anyway, I won't watch Xiaohong get hurt, if her sister is in danger, I guess she will help, as for calling you......"
"It doesn't cost much to make a local call!" I asked the waiter to add a dish of shredded pork in Beijing sauce, "That's it, I'll patrol with you today, and I'll treat you to dinner!" ”
"That's a good idea," Fan Chuan wiped his mouth with a tissue, "I can save money, and I can buy more things for Xiaohong!" ”
Alas, I don't know how many people like Fan Chuan invite the goddess to a big meal outside in a beautiful way, and then go home to eat instant noodles by himself!
It's better to find a girlfriend who is willing to cook for you like the class leader, or like Xiaoqin, invite her to eat a 15 yuan squid rice bowl, and you can be happy for a week!
Fortunately, the day was safe and sound, and the next day, Uncle Fireball and his wife came over together to take the squad leader to the mall to buy shoes, but the squad leader couldn't refuse, so he went with his uncle and aunt.
Uncle Fireball used to be the Chinese version of Bei Ye, even if he degenerated and lost an arm, it was not something that ordinary people could deal with, and I was relieved that the squad leader would go out with him.
Anyway, Uncle Fireball has been twisted from Lolita to a pseudo-mother, and now he dares to pat his chest and say that he will never do anything sorry for his brother and sister-in-law, and make a move on his niece Shu Sha, but he doesn't dare to promise not to make a move on Shu Zhe.
Your sister's! Is it worthy of the class leader's parents to make a move on Shu Zhe? If the squad leader knew that you had exploded her brother's chrysanthemum, he would definitely have shot you! Now that you have atrophied muscles in your right arm, you surrendered your guns to the Forestry Bureau when you retired from illness, and you can't shoot at the squad leader! You're going to be brutalized by your angry niece!
Choose from 18.51mm shotgun bullets or 16.82mm shotgun bullets. For the sake of the squad leader, you are the one who taught her to shoot, and he will definitely give you a good time!
The squad leader was protected, so I didn't go downstairs to her house again, but bought a bag of canned food and a "kangaroo" brand warm palace hot sticker, and went to Honglou North Street to visit Xiaoqin, who was recuperating at home because of menstrual cramps.
Xiaoqin was surfing the Internet at home, she was overjoyed to see me coming, beckoned me to sit down, and immediately pasted a warm uterus I bought on her lower abdomen, and lifted her clothes, jokingly asking me if she looked like a kangaroo.
But soon she couldn't stand the heat, and now it's summer, I really didn't think about buying a warm palace sticker, so in order to prevent Xiaoqin from being realized prickly heat, I had to tear off the warm palace sticker again.
Xiaoqin told me that the matter of me and the squad leader and others going to stop the car to save the dog was on the web news, and now the dog fans and dog black, as well as the spectators who seem to be neutral but actually pull the bias, have been arguing on the Internet.