[781] Attribute string proliferation

Regarding yesterday's incident of stopping a car and rescuing a dog on the highway, netizens' replies are like this.

According to the long-standing tradition, the first comment must be: "Stop the car to save the father, filial piety touches God!" ”

As soon as I saw it, it was true, and the comments that followed were of different positions:

"Great! This is my dream when I was a kid! Be a person like that! The thing I hate the most is the animal bullies! If there are more people like this, we will live a less bloody life! ”

"The driver is a stupid person, they stop your car on the highway, you should just drive over it, and then call 110 to call the police, saying that a group of people are about to commit a robbery on the highway, and you hit and die!"

This netizen is really decisive, don't be a retired cadre of the mafia, right?

"Another dog cart! License plate: Lu M57897"

This is a report, and there are many similar report posts, but many car owners said that they have never pulled a dog, and the license plate appeared here and was framed, such as:

"Lu ×! I've broken up with your daughter-in-law! Don't hack me everywhere, okay! Because of you, I've changed three phones! ”

Damn, you cuckold people, no wonder others hack you, what's the point of sending your license plate here? I'm sure I'll keep it dark in the future.

Netizens watched the love and hatred of these two people, and discussed for a long time before returning to the topic:

"Indifference and indifference are not good, someone must come out to protect these dogs, to stop this immoral dog transport, dog trafficking, dog eating and dog trafficking is unacceptable in civilized society, dogs and cats are not poultry, they are friends who resonate with and interact with humans! It is intolerable for a man to eat his friends!! ”

"Fart! Hypocrisy! Now people can't eat people, and they still care about people eating dogs? ”

"The puppy is so pitiful, do you have a conscience for eating dogs, killing dogs, and transporting dogs!"

"Will the Chinese die if they don't eat dogs? Can you ascend to immortality after eating a dog? People who eat dogs will be reincarnated as pigs in the next life, and they will be slaughtered! ”

"Funny, your family can die if you don't eat pork? Eat pigs, your family will become maggots in the next life......"

"On the first floor, sooner or later, your whole family will not die well!"

This is the sentence that the dog fan is fighting back on the first floor, "Stop the car to save the father, filial piety touches the sky".

"Don't forget the national shame! The Diaoyu Islands are Chinese! ”

The poster was "Little Japan", and he called for the recovery of the Diaoyu Islands under all the news posts.

"Volunteers are grandstanding, care more about people's survival, how many people in China are below the poverty line, weishenme don't donate money to people who need it, aren't people as good as dogs? Think about the history of 'people and dogs are not allowed'. ”

This comment seems reasonable, but the example of "people and dogs are not allowed" is wrong, right? Your original intention is that people are more important than dogs, but doesn't "people and dogs are not allowed" put people and dogs on the same level?

Sure enough, some dog fans seized on this issue and complained, and then the poster explained "I'm ironic", so the two sides quarreled over rhetorical issues again.

According to the convention, of course, there are all kinds of great poets, and the two sides of the argument for the evaluation of poetry, one will be a five-character quatrain, the other will be a seven-character poem, and there will be "Xijiang Moon" and "Yulin Bell" that rhyme from beginning to end, which make people want to sing along when they read and read - who said that ancient style poetry has declined? The master is in the folk!

Many people didn't read through the news at all, but just came in to comment after reading the title, and finally a netizen who read the news content commented:

"Those dogs were bought by foreigners, I don't know weishenme, an American crew arrived at the scene, and the beautiful dogs are really rich."

"Fortunately, it didn't cost Chinese money, so the American crew weishenme came to China to film? Isn't there Hollywood in the United States? ”

"Stupid, Apple's production lines have been transferred to China, because it can reduce costs in China!"

"Hey, have you watched "Winter Mountain News Channel"? There is a director named Cao Jing, who promotes his movie in an interview, which is really undisciplined! ”

It turned out that Zhao Yao didn't shoot a particularly valuable shot, so he had to put Director Cao's part as it was?

"Cao Jing used to be an A'V director in Japan, but after returning to China, she made a micro-film "Bloody Battle of Jinling", which is very yellow."

"Extra yellow? I like it! Where can I see it? ”

"Search for yourself, watch it online for free...... During the interview, Wu Sheng, who played the villain, also appeared, obviously following the director to take advantage of the hype, and he also wore sunglasses, what a joke! Who knows him as an actor like him! ”

I didn't wear sunglasses because I was afraid of being recognized by fans! But fortunately, I didn't use my real name, and my melancholy brother who is far away in Switzerland should forgive me, right?

Because the extra power jack in the living room is not enough, I surf the Internet in Xiaoqin's bedroom, Xiaoqin and I sit side by side on two chairs, diagonally opposite the orange laptop on the study table, this is Aunt Ren's netbook, Xiaoqin secretly uses it when she is fine.

Ye Lin...... The person in the news interview is not Wu Sheng, but you, right? I know that the later episodes of "Blood Battle in Jinling" were all played by you for Brother Wu, and I was present when the two of you handed over...... weishenme doesn't admit that he played it himself? ”

"Let's eat your canned oranges first." I pushed the can in the direction of Xiaoqin, and just now she insisted that I eat it too, but I couldn't stop eating two.

Because of menstrual cramps and cold, Xiaoqin is wearing more today, long-sleeved chiffon top + leggings, and a pair of lilac-colored cotton breathable socks under her feet, stepping directly on the carpet of their house.

"Since you were next to you when I went to visit Brother Wu in the small clinic, you should understand that I used Brother Wu's name even more!" I said to Qin as I moved my mouse to read more comments.

"I have long said to Brother Wu that all occasions related to "Bloody Battle of Jinling" will speak in the name of 'Wu Sheng', and the role of Jinling Evil Shao was originally played by Brother Wu~~~ I just played it for him, at best, I am just a stuntman."

"That ......" Xiaoqin said holding the canned oranges, "Brother Wu has only acted in one and a half episodes, and the rest are played by Ye Lin, which is also considered a stuntman?" ”

"Of course!" I said solemnly, "Anyway, I don't plan to be famous because of Jinling's evil!" I've been taken for a bad guy by a lot of people in real life! If you also play the bad guy on the screen......"

"So Ye Lin likes good people?" Xiaoqin asked with a wink.

I didn't quite understand Xiaoqin's intentions, so I replied casually, "Generally speaking, everyone likes good people, right?" ”

"That-" Qin pointed to the laptop screen, "Are animal protectors good people?" If I go to protect animals, will Ye Lin like me? ”

I couldn't help but have a black line on my face, "Protecting animals doesn't have to be good people, right?" I've heard that there is a shijie sex organization, the Animal Salvation Society, which sends bombs today and anthrax powder tomorrow in order to stop pharmaceutical companies from conducting animal experiments, which is almost like a terrorist......"

"That'...... As long as it doesn't reach the level of terrorists, animal protection will still give girls extra points, right? Xiaoqin asked, "Gong Cainiu...... No, Gong Caicai's classmate was praised by many boys for her kindness because she likes little rabbits! ”

"You're right......

"Good!" Xiaoqin suddenly put down the canned oranges, clenched her hands into small fists, and said with determination, "Start today!" I'm going to be a moderate conservationist! It's more like a girl! My latest attribute string is: Childhood friend comic cat maid who loves animals! ”

Because Amy has now changed her name to Xiaoqin "maid Qin", the original "comic cat girl" has become "comic cat maid", Xiaoqin simply thinks that "maid" automatically includes the meaning of "girl", and as for the prefix of "love animals", it is easier to understand.

"Where do you love animals?" I complained, "Don't mention it, didn't you say that you were going to kill Obama and eat meat when you rescued me from Cuisong Mountain?" ”

Xiaoqin lowered her head in shame, but quickly raised her head again.

"For Ye Lin's sake, don't say it's dog meat, my own meat can also be eaten by Ye Lin! Anyway, yesterday, the squad leader had a side plot with Ye Lin because he went to protect animals...... I don't care! I want to protect animals too! My uncle is the honorary president of the Winter Mountain Animal Protection Association! So I must be a big fan of animals, too! ”

Huh? Ren Hongde is an animal lover.,It seems that I've heard people talk about it.,So far,In the basement of the VIP building of Qingzi School Park,There are still a lot of iron cages that used to hold smuggled animals.,That was intercepted by the police.,There's no place to store it.,Temporarily taken over by Ren Hongde, who is the chairman of animal protection.,Later, the smuggled animals were sent to the zoo.,No one wants these iron cages.,It's been left in the basement after disinfection.。

In order to lock Gong Caicai in the iron cabinet, Pooh punished himself and locked himself in one of the cages for more than 4 hours, which impressed me deeply.

I always feel that the basement of the VIP building is weird and terrifying, so many black iron cages are put in a good manner, if there are people who don't know, suddenly see a girl being locked in a cage, maybe you want to think this is an SM place.

I think Xiaoqin's statement that her uncle Ren Hongde is an animal lover, so she is also an animal lover, which is groundless and not scientific at all.

What is the difference between this and what my father said, during the Cultural Revolution, "Lao Tzu is a hero, and Lao Tzu is a reactionary betrayal"?

So I smiled and asked, "How are you going to love animals?" Do you also want to imitate the class leader and volunteer at the pet hospital? ”

Xiaoqin looked at the ceiling with two eyes, thought about it carefully, and said resolutely: "That won't work!" The pet hospital has been taken over by the squad leader! And it's also boring to hold the dog all the time for drips! I'm looking for something a little more personal! ”

"For example?"

(*^__^*) hee-hee...... I was so lucky today that I didn't have to go out and did a good thing at home as an animal lover! Ye Lin, come to your mother's room to have a look, and then praise me! ”

====== divider ======== popularity voting rankings, the squad leader stands out, and Xiaoqin has a gap of more than 10,000 votes as the second seat, but Xiaoqin has gained a lot in mobile phone recommendation votes recently, and it is difficult to say whether it will catch up in the future.

In addition, under the continuous voting of "Jiang Shangfeng [true]", Su Qiao temporarily became the first in Group B, and she was finally worthy of her original role...... In second place is Peng Tousi (assister "Satan Loves Fish"), followed by Aunt Ren and Xiaojuan. Overall, the top four in Group B are almost the same, and a casual vote can change the rankings.