Chapter 42: The Fat Man and Lao Hu

Lin Tang went home and his intestines were about to regret it, he practiced the stunt of a flying knife, he was not a hero like Li Xunhuan, how could he be a master. I took a fly to practice and suffered such a big loss, and I think it's really a nest when I think about it.

"What's the matter, I'm so depressed without a handsome guy to accompany me, don't you still have a sister." Chen Ru is still dressed up to amuse Lin Tang.

Lin Tang sighed deeply and said, "You rich people, you just don't have to worry, how can you understand that life is not easy for us poor people." In order to eat a mouthful of food, you will be low all day long, and if you don't pay attention, you will lose your job, and you will be smashed by rich people like you. ”

Chen Ru comforted: "What a big deal, don't you still have the ability to feng shui, you really can't mix with my sister, keep you eating and drinking spicy." ”

This ability has long been taken away by the boss of the orange cat, it turns out that Sister Chen values a little skill that she got from the boss, so now she is not useless, Yang Tian shouted: "I have long lost this ability, it is really fateful." ”。

Chen Ru saw that his comfort did not work, but made Lin Tang even more depressed, and said: "Actually, my sister has a lot of troubles, but you don't know, every family has a difficult scripture, don't look at people's bright appearance, I don't know if you live a chic life." ”

When Lin Tang heard that Chen Ru was also troubled, his heart was a little balanced, and he asked, "Sister Chen also has troubles, isn't it, for example?" ”

Chen Ru was asked so suddenly, he couldn't remember if he had any troubles for a while, in short, it was not much, and replied hesitantly: "This...... For example, it is too beautiful, and there are too many people pursuing it, and it is very annoying. There's nowhere to spend a lot of money, and I'm also worried, you say yes. Hey, you poor and ugly people probably can't understand my troubles. ”

Lin Tang covered his face and howled in pain: "Let me die." ”

A smoke rushed into his room, fell headlong on the bed, and fell asleep.

Chen Ru muttered to himself: "You can't understand it, and you still have to ask." ”

The next day, Lin Tang came to work at the Feilai Inn as usual, and after doing his job, he sat in the corner alone in a daze, thinking about life.

At the moment, I just want to be a quiet beautiful man and think about life.

I'm probably the only person in the world who works for felines and has been deducted from my salary by cats, which is really a shame for high-level primates and a shame for the biological chain.

At this time, a voice interrupted Lin Tang's thoughts.

"Boss, can you have a banquet here? The kind that can be on the countertop? ”

Lin Tang raised his eyes and saw a big fat man wearing an earthy yellow jacket, with a pair of exaggerated sunglasses, and deliberately pulled his sunglasses when he spoke, revealing a pair of mung bean eyes.

This flying inn has not been visited for many days, how strange.

Lin Tang didn't care about thinking about life anymore, so he hurriedly greeted: "Yes, don't look at our shop, it's a little smaller, there are really a lot of things on the table, and even this table is Huanghuali." What instant noodles, small dried fish, everything? ”

The fat man smiled and said, "What about Meng Er's fool?" It's still Huanghuali, why don't you say that the emperor Lao Tzu used it? And this instant noodle, what is the small dried fish? ”

Lin Tang thought to himself, this fat man is dressed so rusticly, like the educated youth who went to the countryside in the movie, I don't know what era it is, it's normal to not know, who let this be the Feilai Inn.

Time and space are all messy, and one day a bearded old man in a red hat with a white edge will pop up, carrying a big bag to say that he is Santa Claus, wishing himself a Merry Christmas, and he doesn't feel unusual.

All the guests who came were all God, so Lin Tang sneered and said, "Then what do you want to eat?" ”

The fat man said happily: "Listen to you, you mean you have everything here?" ”

Why are you so picky? What a good man! I don't believe that the four good young people in my new era can't serve you, I'm afraid you don't know what takeout is, right?

Lin Tang said confidently: "You can almost have everything you want to eat." ”

"Little comrade, it's interesting. Okay, I won't mess with you anymore, just come to the table to have mutton, and you can order any side dishes, and the most important thing is more meat. With that, the fat man found a place to sit down.

Lin Tang turned on his mobile phone and ordered a set of takeaway hot pot, and the dishes were served on the table after a while.

So many dishes also surprised the fat man, and said with a smile: "Okay, I didn't see that there are a lot of ingredients in this small shop, and what is this round thing, it looks delicious, I have never seen it." ”

Lin Tang replied, "This is a fish ball." ”

The fat man stared at a table of ingredients, a boiling soup pot, saliva was about to flow onto the table, and he kept shaking his legs. I still couldn't help but eat it, as if I was waiting for someone.

After a while, a young man in a military coat came to the store, quite tall and dark-skinned, and after scanning the door for a week, Lin Tang just wanted to say hello, he took the initiative to sit next to the fat man, and whispered to the secret agent: "The king of heaven covers the tiger." ”

The fat man scolded angrily: "Nima two hundred and five." ”

The young man also laughed and scolded: "You are only two hundred and five, and your whole family is two hundred and five." ”

The fat man ignored him for the first time, but took care of himself and picked up the mutton, dipped a little material, and ate it into his mouth before he was satisfied: "Such a big table of dishes, waiting for you for a long time, you came up to give Lao Tzu a password, are you two hundred and five?" ”

The young man also began to grab the mutton, and said, "Fatty, leave me some." ”

The two of them devoured and ate half full, each lit a cigarette, and the young man first asked, "Oh, this table is rich enough, the fat man has made a fortune with this commander on his back." ”

The fat man spit out a smoke ring, smiled, and said, "How can it, no matter how much money you have, can't you lose Commander Hu?" Otherwise, the brothers of one of your field divisions will spare me, and beat me into a sieve one by one. ”

The two teased for a while, and the young man called Commander Hu sucked up the last cigarette, and wanted to find it again, but when he saw that it was gone, he smiled embarrassedly.

The fat man said in a deep voice: "Old Hu, you didn't smoke before, how did you change." Want to think about it? ”

Lao Hu gave the fat man a punch, but the fat man dodged it, and scolded with a smile: "you." ”

His expression became solemn and said, "It's a difficult day, and the money on hand is really not enough." If I were alone, I would be very happy to pick up dung, but I promised my dead comrades to take care of their wives and children. They all sat next to me with their eyes closed, asking me about the situation at home, and couldn't sleep all night. ”

The fat man waved his hand and said, "Listen to what you said, why are you so infiltrating, Lao Hu, don't be too burdened, when you are Chairman Mao?" Without you, fascist imperialism is about to be restored? ”

The fat man's words made Lao Hu laugh and said, "So isn't this coming to defect to Deputy Commander Wang, waiting for you to take me to realize the four modernizations as soon as possible." ”

The fat man suddenly said in a deep voice: "Old Hu, don't you have the ability to do it?" Still worried about not being able to make a fortune? ”

"The limelight is too tight, and there is no way out, I heard that people are all from above, so we just contribute, come out with something, and take the money directly in half."

Lao Hu sandwiched a fish ball, ate it, didn't expect it to be unexpectedly delicious, and said: "This tofu is quite smooth and tender, delicious!" ”

"It's called fish balls, look at your uncultured appearance."

The fat man saw that Lao Hu was slowly talking about his own way, so he went straight to the point and said, "Lao Hu, I won't go around with you in this relationship." I met someone in Beijing, who made a living from this upside down, and there was news and channels. It's just that you are such a compound talent, if you are willing to come, the two brothers will do a vote and make a lot of money. ”

Lao Hu hesitated.

The fat man was a little anxious, so he said, "Commander Hu, is it okay?" How to be like a. ”

Who Lao Hu is, no one knows on the Korean battlefield. In order to seize an important position, the order from above did not come down, so he led his own team to attack and took it, and he was definitely not an indecisive person. So he gritted his teeth and said, "!" ”

Hearing this, the fat man immediately smiled, "This is the Commander Hu I know, who dares to go to the moon for nine days and catch turtles in the five oceans." It doesn't matter if he fights, hahaha. ”

The two hit it off, talked very happily, swept away the remaining food on the table like a storm, and prepared to pay and leave.

The fat man shouted to Lin Tang and said, "Little comrade, how much?" ”

Lin Tang replied, "Two hundred yuan." ”

This table of meals cost Lin Tang more than one hundred and eighty yuan, and he only earned a dozen yuan after calculating it, if it weren't for the performance of this month, in this Feilai Inn, this would be a loss-making business.

As soon as he heard that it would cost two hundred, the fat man immediately quit, slapped the table and got up, and scolded: "You think you are a state guesthouse!" Dare to charge two hundred, it is clearly a black store, and today your fat master will teach you the market. ”

Lao Hu Yi stretched out his hand to stop the fat man who was jumping and said, "Little comrade, you're not joking. ”

Lao Hu's demobilization fee for three years as a soldier is only 300, and it is simply a fantasy for him to take out 200 for a meal.

They were in different time and space, Lin Tang suddenly forgot about it, and said a little apologetically: "Yes, this comrade is right, I'm just joking." Haha, it's funny, you guys look at it and give it a little, ten dollars and eight pieces. ”

Stretching out his hand not to hit the smiling man, the fat man saw Lin Tang's attitude change sharply, and he didn't care about it anymore, he took out the bottom of his pocket, and turned it out for more than thirty, and Lao Hu was even cleaner than his face, so he got money.

Just when Lin Tang was about to settle the matter, suddenly his body began to be uncontrollable, and he scolded: "Two poor people still dare to come to Ben Meow's Feilai Inn to eat the overlord meal, if there is one less child in these two hundred today, Ben Meow will let you not eat and walk around." ”

The fire in the fat man's heart, rubbing up, a set of Wang Ba punches was about to hit Lin Tang. Lao Hu didn't stop him anymore, being reasonable doesn't mean that it's muddy, not to mention that this clay man also has three points of earthiness, this blatant robbery of money, naturally he doesn't mind letting the fat man go wild.

Suddenly, Lin Tang regained control of his body and cursed hatefully.

This must be the fat guy of the orange cat, this is going to kill me, bastard!

"I made a joke, hahaha. How funny! Lin Tang still wanted to explain, but this fat man was not slow at all, and directly pounced on his face.

How could I be so unlucky!