Chapter 43: If you don't fight, you don't know each other
Seeing that the fat man's fist was about to swing on his face, how could Lin Tang's weak body resist this sandbag-sized fist.
Lin Tang was in a hurry and took out something from his pocket casually.
Shout!
With a sound of breaking the sky, Lin Tang's key carried a gust of wind against the fat man's earlobe, this force, if it was hit, half of the fat man's ear would definitely not be able to be saved.
Seeing that Lin Tang, who was thin and unremarkable, suddenly showed such a hand, the fat man was really shocked into a cold sweat, and his fist stopped an inch away from the tip of Lin Tang's nose.
Lin Tang let out a sigh.
The fat man sat on the ground, wiped a handful of sweat, and gasped: "NND, I almost cut off one of your fat ears, and I was scared to death." Thank you little brother for keeping your hand. ”
The fat man and Lao Hu are not ordinary people, Lin Tang showed the stunt of this flying knife, what kind of strength he is, the two of them already know it in their hearts, and they can only suffer if they continue to fight.
Lao Hu hurriedly came out to play a round and said with a smile: "I didn't see that the little brother is still a master, no wonder he dares to be so horizontal." Look at this, I have a military watch made in Switzerland, why do I need fifty or sixty yuan plus this ancestral jade pendant I am wearing to pay for this meal first. ”
The hero didn't suffer the loss in front of him, and as he spoke, Lao Hu took off his watch and jade pendant and handed it to Lin Tang.
I really started a black shop! I was dizzy, Lin Tanggang was just an instinctive self-protection reaction, but I didn't expect to be regarded as Liwei by the two of them.
Seeing that Lin Tang didn't react, Lao Hu thought that he was unwilling, his face became gloomy, and said: "Little comrade, don't do things so desperately, we have repeatedly made concessions, and it is impossible to make trouble, and it will not benefit you and me." ”
As he spoke, his eyes began to glance around, looking for the guy who took advantage of him, in case he really tore his face, he had to kill Lin Tang as soon as possible, and not give him a chance to use the secret weapon.
What a tacit understanding the fat man and Lao Hu were, and they began to lean next to the bench knowingly, no matter how high your kung fu is, you are afraid of kitchen knives. With his own skills and Lao Hu's skills, Lin Tang will not have the opportunity to make two shots, and when the time comes, he will be on the bench, and even if you are an immortal, you will have to plant.
Lin Tang saw that the atmosphere was not right, and hurriedly said: "It's really a misunderstanding, and I don't know how to explain it." In this way, I invited this meal, how about apologizing to the two of you? ”
Although Lin Tang's flesh hurts, this amount of money is still nothing compared to being on the bench.
The sudden change in Lin Tang's attitude made the two of them a little confused, and they were all thinking in their hearts that this person couldn't be a psychopath, or was there fraud?
"If you don't fight, you don't know each other, it's good that it's a misunderstanding and it's solved." The fat man patted his ass and sat up, "Everyone is the future successor of our party, and what problems cannot be solved through negotiations." ”
Although what they said was good, the two of them had not let go of their vigilance against Lin Tang, Lin Tang wanted to shake hands with the two and make peace, and just took a step forward, the frightened fat man jumped back.
Seeing that the atmosphere was so embarrassing, Lin Tang hurriedly explained: "I really have no malice, it was pure self-defense just now. If I had to do it, I wouldn't be misguided, would I? ”
When the fat man heard some truth, he was ashamed and said: "It's me who thinks about the gentleman's belly with the heart of a villain, hehe." ”
The three of them laughed.
Lao Hu saw that Lin Tang really didn't have any malicious intentions, so he asked, "Little comrade, where did you learn the kung fu of this secret weapon?" It's amazing. ”
The fat man also hurriedly interjected: "That's it, what's the name of the little comrade?" I haven't heard of anyone in this capital who can make such a good secret weapon, I only heard that there are such masters in the Changsha world. ”
Lin Tang said frankly: "This kung fu was taught to me by one of my eldest brothers, my name is Lin Tang, you can just call me Xiao Tang." I don't know what the names of the two are? ”
The fat man hugged his fists and said, "My name is Wang Yueban, just call me fat." If we don't fight and don't know each other, we can be considered friends. ”
Old Hu Lang said: "Hu Bayi, older than you, Brother Hu, Old Hu, whatever you call it." ”
The three of them hated to see each other late, and the fat man was eager to make a bloody alliance, but was finally stopped by Lao Hu.
Lao Hu said: "Now it is the new China, and if you don't want to revive the old society, as long as you are a comrade on the proletarian front, you are all brothers." ”
After the two left, Lin Tang dragged out the sleeping orange cat from under the table and scolded: "Dead cat, what the hell are you doing?" Want to play me to death, don't you? ”
The orange cat yawned dissatisfiedly, and said: "This meow is helping you start a new task, and it will be the end of the month soon, with your karmic ability, drink the northwest wind next month, it's really a dog biting Lu Dongbin, I don't know the hearts of good people." ”
As soon as Lin Tang heard that there was a task, most of his anger disappeared, and after thinking about it carefully, he was indeed still worried about next month's performance, so he asked, "What task?" ”
The orange cat replied: "I don't know the specifics, but the basic reward also has twenty cute coins, so I don't know if there will be a windfall." Okay, Ben Meow is tired for a day, you give me a hurry to clean up the store, Ben Meow is closing. ”
You're still tired, slept all day, and didn't do anything.
I was really tired for a day, and I was almost beaten up, it's really a human life or a cat.
Finally cleaned up the store, Lin Tang dragged his tired body back to the apartment, but he couldn't find the key when he stood outside the door, so he remembered that he threw it out as a flying knife.
Lin Tang had no choice but to knock on the door of Chen Rushi's house.
Chen asked, "Who?" ”
"Sister Chen, it's me, Lin Tang. I lost my keys, do you have any spare. ”
Chen Ru opened the door and saw that she was wearing a loose T-shirt and a pair of super shorts, fresh and natural, several years younger all of a sudden, standing in front of her like a little girl next door.
Lin Tang swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and Chen Ru smiled when he saw this: "I lost the key, I want to change the lock cylinder for my sister and lose money." However, you can compensate your sister in other ways, how about it? ”
Saying that, Chen Ru threw a wink at Lin Tang, and then pretended to be shy, and the impact of this appearance on Lin Tang was not ordinarily great.
Lin Tang didn't dare to look at Chen Rus, lowered his head and said, "Sister Chen, I will be responsible if I lose the key, I will pay my salary next month, and I will give it to you together." ”
When Chen Ru heard this, he angrily threw a key to Lin Tang, and Lin Tang took the key and went upstairs.
"I know what it means to be single by ability, but I can't help my mother to provoke you? Wait and see. ”
The next day, the fat man and Lao Hu came to the inn again, and brought a thin old man with an obscene face, revealing a gold-inlaid front tooth when he spoke, and he was reluctant to brush it when he was blackened, not to mention how disgusting it was.
As soon as the fat man entered the door, he greeted Lin Tang enthusiastically: "Xiao Tang, hurry up and help us set up a table." Today's guest is the number one big man in the capital, Jin Ye. Whoever gives him the province is to stop the pace of communism to liberate the whole world, and I am the first fat man not to allow it. ”
As soon as the big golden tooth heard that the fat man was changing Fang Er's pit and letting himself be treated, he hurriedly responded: "The fat man and the Hu Ye are young talents, don't look at the lack of place to show now, as the so-called 'Jinling is not a thing in the pool, and it will turn into a dragon when it encounters a storm.'" ’“
The big gold tooth clasped his nostrils and touched a handful of gold teeth, Lin Tang was about to vomit when he saw it, and said smugly: "My big gold tooth is here to say a conservative, in less than five years, your two masters are all characters who have to shake three times when they fart, so this guest still can't take the turn of a little person like me." ”
The two of them touted each other for a long time, Lao Hu was anxious, pulled the two of them to sit down, and said: "Now in difficult times, don't waste it, when this ticket is done, I can set a table for you Mochiyue Tower." Xiao Tang is the same as yesterday, a few more plates of meat, and a bottle of wine. ”
Lin Tang greeted, "Okay." ”
After that, I turned on my mobile phone and ordered another set of yesterday's takeaways, and asked for a few more plates of meat and a few bottles of Erguotou according to Lao Hu's instructions.
After a while, the dishes were set on the table, and the three of them all moved their index fingers. The big gold tooth was still holding the shelf, pretending to be a character, and seeing that Lao Hu and the fat man were feasting happily, he couldn't hold back anymore, and shouted: "Fat man, you also eat some vegetarian, it's not healthy to eat meat alone." ”
The fat man devoured his heart's content, and said while comfortably picking his teeth: "Old Jin, you should also tell me about the situation here." ”
The big gold tooth ate the last chopsticks in the bowl and said, "This is a bit difficult to do. ”
When the fat man heard this, he slapped the table and said angrily: "Fat man, I wasted so many feelings, and now you tell me that it is difficult to do?" Today, if you don't explain it to me clearly, I'll let you know why the flowers are so red. ”
The big golden tooth smiled mysteriously and said: "The fat man is angry, in fact, it is not difficult to say, the key is to see how capable this Hu Ye is." ”
The fat man with the big gold teeth was very unhappy, and he opened his mouth to scold again, but was stopped by Lao Hu, who smiled and said, "You don't believe in my ability?" “
The big gold tooth said in a good time: "How can it, but it's better to confirm this matter, otherwise it will waste everyone's time." ”
The fat man picked up his big gold teeth: "Is it that I am too amiable to you, fat man, you think I don't dare to smoke you, what did you say at the beginning?" This one is in full swing. ”
The big golden tooth hurriedly begged for mercy: "I can't help it." The employer said that he wanted to find someone who could read and understand this picture, fat man, you let me down first. ”
The fat man let go of the big gold tooth, he took out a picture from his pocket and carefully spread it on the table, Lin Tang also secretly felt curious, so he leaned over to look, but he didn't expect to be driven away by the big gold tooth.
Lin Tang was indignant in his heart, who could he look down on? If it weren't for the fact that your feng shui skills were taken back, you could still be so arrogant?
Lao Hu looked at it for a while, and then he looked clear to his heart, and said: "The so-called dragon search technique is to look at the mountain shape on the outside, check the earth's veins inside, or use the power of the stars to find the dragon vein treasure cave." ”
After that, Lao Hu pointed to the map and said: "This is a map of the treasure cave, the momentum of the Wolong, and it is difficult to take off, it is difficult to become an atmosphere, at most it is a general's tomb, and then it is the dragon vein in the world from Kunlun, according to the trend of the leylines of this map is in Shaanxi, south of the Qinling Mountains." ”
Lao Hu pondered for a while and said, "There are a few missing strokes in this picture, it can't be that you deliberately used it to test me, right?" ”
After that, he dipped his hand in spicy sauce and drew a few strokes on the map.
The big gold tooth's eyes were about to fall off, and he exclaimed: "I heard that there are strange people who can find dragons and ask for holes, but I didn't expect that my big gold teeth can really see such a powerful person in my lifetime." It's really dead and no regrets, I invited Hu Ye this time, and I made up your friend. ”