132 It's You!

While waiting, time passed little by little, and it was only ten minutes before class ended, waiting until school was over.

Liu Bi frowned suddenly, could it be that this thief is really bold and not afraid at all? That's a bit of a hassle.

At this time, Fairy Chang'e had already chatted privately with Liu Bi and asked.

"Liu Shangxian, have you found out the video? Do you know who the thief is? ”

Liu Bi thought for a while, didn't reply to the message, or waited.

At this time, Jiang Xuedai and Xia Yuqi were already out of school and were about to go home for dinner, and the two passed by the toilet and looked over curiously.

"What's wrong with Liu Bi? Did you fall off the toilet? ”

"I don't know, maybe it's constipation?"

"Maybe it's hemorrhoids."

"Oops, it's disgusting, let's not talk about it, let's go home for dinner."

Liu Bi held the mobile phone, with a constipation and hemorrhoids expression on his face, he was really evil, could it be that the thief was really so bold?

In desperation, Liu Bi was about to explain the truth to Fairy Chang'e, when suddenly a friend's request was sent.

Ding-dong, Jade Rabbit asks to add you as a friend.

Depend on! It's actually a jade rabbit! Acquaintances commit crimes!

As soon as he passed Yutu's friend request, Liu Bi immediately went straight to the topic.

"Tell me, why did you steal Fairy Chang'e's clothes?"

"Huh? Liu Shangxian, you, you already know? Jade Rabbit looked a little panicked.

Liu Bi rolled his eyes and secretly said Aren't you talking nonsense? I've been waiting for you to get into the case.

"Of course, I said that there are treasure cameras, and no one can escape the surveillance."

"Then, can you not tell Chang'e? I don't want to be known by the Jade Emperor, it took me five hundred years to finally get the opportunity to cultivate into a human form, and I really don't want to become a rabbit again. Liu Shangxian, I beg you! Woowoo...... (Three big crying)"

Liu Biluo groaned and replied: "Well, it depends on your appearance, oh no, sincerity, phew!" No, that's the reason! If you have any compelling reasons, maybe you can also consider opening up the net. ”

Yutu: "Okay, Liu Shangxian, you take a look at this picture first." ”

Soon, a picture of a beautiful woman dressed in sexy and revealing clothes appeared on Liu Bi's mobile phone, the beauty in the picture has clear eyebrows, skin like coagulation, delicate and smooth skin, and a picturesque face that deceives frost and snow. There is a bit of immortal aura between the plain expressions that do not eat the fireworks of the world.

Fairy! Fairy!

There are countless women, and Liu Bi, who has always thought that he is no longer a little young chick who has never seen the world, can only come up with these two words to describe the woman in the picture at this moment.

Then he secretly scolded himself for being stupid, the jade rabbit is in the heavenly realm, and the photos sent over must only be fairies, how can it be mortals?

"This ...... Is this you? You don't have makeup or beauty, do you? ”

As soon as the latter words were issued, Liu Bi knew that he was asking nonsense, because this picture obviously did not have any traces of beauty at all, and the face of the woman in the picture did not show that she was wearing makeup at all.

Jade Rabbit: "This is me, makeup and beauty, what is it?" ”

Liu Bi: "It's nothing, it's just that I didn't expect you to be so beautiful, many people chase after you, right?" Tsk, if you're trying to tempt me to open up to you, then you're ......."

The words "have succeeded" have not yet been issued, and Yutu hurriedly explained.

"No, no, thank you Liu Shangxian for the compliment, but I didn't think about tempting you, Yutu didn't dare, don't misunderstand me. What does Jade Rabbit mean, do you see the clothes on me? ”

"Forehead ......"

Liu Bizaizai took a closer look at the picture, just now he only cared about his figure and face, where would he care about what clothes? Looking at it again, I did find that the clothes on the jade rabbit were very little clothed, which could be described as unclothed.

This white skin, this big white legs, tsk, tsk......

"This ...... The clothes are not bad, the style is quite trendy, but it is too thick, you let me see the clothes, what do you mean? ”

Jade Rabbit: "Huh? Is it still thick? I feel like I'm already cold in my dress. Liu Shangxian should also know that there is only one tailor in the Heavenly Realm, and clothes can be said to be in short supply, so not only is the quantity small, but the price is also very expensive. The Jade Rabbit is just a lower immortal who has just cultivated to an immortal and does not even have an immortal book, and he simply does not have enough merit to buy clothes, so he ...... So I had to ...... I had to ......"

Liu Bi raised his eyebrows, and suddenly realized, it turned out to be like this.

Tsk, no wonder the Queen Mother didn't let the Weaver Girl and the Cowherd be together, and the relationship was a tailor for her.

I thought that the life of the heavenly immortals was very good, but I didn't expect it to be the same as the world, money is the king, and those who don't have money can only eat chaff, and they can't even afford to wear clothes.

Just thinking about it, Yutu hurriedly sent another message.

"Liu Shangxian, Jade Rabbit is also because Heavenly Court has been too cold recently, so he made this decision. Can Liu Shangxian open the net and let me go once? Jade Rabbit is willing to do anything to compensate. ”

Do anything to compensate?

Liu Bi's eyes lit up when he heard this, and then he sighed deeply, hate, hate! I just hate that I can't go to heaven!

However, the reason that Yutu said is indeed excusable, so what should be done about this matter?

While thinking about it, the Three Realms 7plus rang again.

Dingdong, Shiqian requests to add you as a friend.

Time shifts, this guy is a thief god in the heavenly realm, why is he adding me?

Liu Bi suspiciously passed Shi Qian's friend request, and as soon as he passed, Shi Qian immediately sent a message.

"Liu Shangxian, Liu Shangxian, please, this time you have to open the net no matter what, and don't tell Fairy Chang'e that I stole the clothes. Otherwise, if she denounces the Jade Emperor, I really want to cry without tears. Liu Shangxian, I beg you, I beg you...... (Kowtow)"

What? Are the clothes stolen by the times? Then why did Jade Rabbit confess again?

Liu Bi was instantly stunned, what the hell is going on?

After a moment of silence, he asked, "Why did you steal Fairy Chang'e's clothes?" Where did you steal her clothes? ”

Shi Qian hurriedly replied: "This is only because Xiaoxian asked for a cheap wife, and this woman loves vanity, yesterday when I went out with her to find a secluded place to fight in the field, she saw Chang'e Fairy's clothes hanging outside, and she was moved." In order to fulfill her wishes, Xiaoxian did such a dirty thing. ”

"Liu Shangxian but rest assured, I immediately returned the clothes of Fairy Chang'e, after taking it back yesterday, the clothes have not dried, because my cheap wife has not worn it, and there is no damage. also asked Liu Shangxian to keep it a secret, and begged Liu Shangxian to open the net. ”

Liu Bi thought for a while and said, "You return the clothes first." ”

"Okay, I'll send it to you right away!"

Soon, Shi Qian sent the clothes to Liu Bi, opened the treasure box and saw that what Shi Qian stole was just a coat and skirt of Fairy Chang'e.

So what to say...... What Yutu stole was Chang'e's underwear?

In this case......

Liu Bi clicked on the chat box of Yutu and said, "Forgive me for stealing as a last resort, I will decide to let you go for the time being, and you don't have to return your clothes." It's just that you must not do this again in the future, and you must remember that the Immortal Ben is good to you. ”

When Yutu saw the news, he was overjoyed.

"Thank you Liu Shangxian, thank you Liu Shangxian, please rest assured that Jade Rabbit will not dare to steal again in the future. Liu Shangxian's forgiveness grace, the jade rabbit is toothless and unforgettable. But the Jade Rabbit has nothing to repay Liu Shangxian......"

Heck, there's nothing to repay, you can make a personal promise, right? It's a pity, you can't see it.

Liu Bi felt a little in his heart, and said righteously: "No thanks, you can keep this kindness in your heart." ”

Yutu: "Mm-hmm, thank you Liu Shangxian." By the way, Yutu has some self-made medicine here, although it has no miracle effect, but it can also beautify and nourish the skin, and please don't dislike Liu Shangxian. ”

Hey? A beauty medicine?

Ding Dong, Jade Rabbit will send you a red envelope.

Yes, this medicine is not bad, I can't say it can be of great use!

After receiving the benefits, Liu Bi waved his hand directly: "Okay, you can go." I'll take care of that. ”

After dealing with the Jade Rabbit, it is the turn of the time to move, and the Jade Rabbit stealing is a last resort, which is understandable, but the practice of time migration is a bit bad.

But if it was true that he was beaten to the dust because of a piece of clothing, Liu Bi also felt that the punishment was too heavy, and when he was thinking about how to deal with this matter, he couldn't wait for Liu Bi's news to move in a hurry.

"Liu Shangxian, have you thought about it? Xiaoxian really knew that it was wrong this time, and I swore that I would never steal again in my life, otherwise I would chop my hands directly! Please also ask Liu Shangxian to open the net, Liu Shangxian's great kindness and virtue will be remembered in his heart for the rest of his life. ”

Liu Bi thought about it, a piece of clothing is not a big deal, and seeing Shi Qian, he already knows that he is wrong, and his attitude of admitting his mistake is sincere, so why don't you let him go for the time being?

Thinking about it, Liu Bi was aggressive, and said righteously: "Open the net!?" How do you tell me to open the net! Isn't a piece of fairy Chang'e's clothes extraordinary? You dare to steal something so valuable, who knows what else you have stolen! Well? I'm telling you! You're done playing this time! Prepare to accept the Dragon Face of the Jade Emperor's wrath! ”

Shi Qian was almost scared: "Liu Shangxian, don't, please, kneel and beg, kneel and beg at three hundred and sixty-five degrees!" I swear that in addition to stealing Fairy Chang'e's clothes, I also stole a red thread from Yue Lao, a few thousand merit points from Tai Bai Xing, a few pills from Taishang Laojun, and ......"

My mother sells batches every day!

Seeing that Shi Qian sent out round after round of things, Liu Bi's whole person was not good.