131 Heavenly Court Theft
With a simple order to his subordinates, the detachment leader smiled respectfully at Liu Bi and said, "Master Liu, is it convenient for you to leave a contact information?" Don't worry, I'll handle this matter for you! ”
He remembered clearly that Director Qi was promoted by the director because of Liu Bi's kind words to the director, and it is conceivable that Master Liu's words are very effective.
If you can get a kind word from him about those big people, you are likely to be promoted in an instant.
Thinking of this, the detachment leader became more and more respectful of Liu Bi.
A group of subordinates just obeyed orders, and as soon as the captain spoke, someone immediately called a tow truck with a walkie-talkie, and the other two were directly preparing to take the royal sister away.
The royal sister looked at the detachment leader who was respectful to Liu Bi in disbelief, and took a few steps back and shouted loudly.
"Why! Why do you arrest people like this? Did you know that this is against the law? He hit my car and stole my friend's car, and you didn't catch him, but you came to catch me!? ”
The detachment leader frowned when he heard this, for fear that the words of the royal sister would offend Liu Bi, so he waved his hand at his subordinates and shouted impatiently.
"Take her away with me!"
After speaking, he turned to Liu Bi and said, "I'm sorry, Master Liu, I'm delaying your time." ”
Liu Bi smiled faintly: "It's okay, you are also acting impartially, there is nothing to do, then I will leave." ”
"Master Liu, walk slowly."
Liu Bi launched the Land Rover and drove forward slowly, and the royal sister who was controlled by the two traffic policemen was still dancing and shouting.
"Let go of me! Let me go! ”
Liu Bi drove the car, turned his head and smiled at the royal sister, said "bye-bye" and disappeared from her field of vision.
"Ahh I'm! You little thief, you wait for me, this thing is not over! ”
Liu Bi shook his head with a smile, closed the car window, and went straight to Lingnan No. 1 Middle School.
When I arrived at school, although I was late for a long time, Liu Bi today is not the same person he used to be, not to mention a little late, or not coming all day, I am afraid that no teacher will say more than half a word.
Even the Dean of Academic Affairs and the Vice President, and even the leaders of the Education Bureau can get down in minutes, who dares to offend him without long eyes?
Chemistry class is relatively boring, the course has long been over, and now the class is constantly looking for topics and talking about test papers, and Liu Bi is a little drowsy after listening to it for a while.
At this time, Xia Yuqi suddenly took out a deck of cards from his pocket: "Let's fight the landlord, right?" ”
She is a complete scumbag, now there are only more than two months left before the college entrance examination, and she knows that she can't be rescued, so she has already given up treatment, Liu Bi naturally has no opinion, so she looks at Jiang Xuedai.
Jiang Xuedai, who is a god of learning, nodded happily: "Okay, chemistry class is really boring, but we have to be careful not to be discovered by the teacher." ”
So the bald and highly myopic chemistry teacher spitted on the podium, and the three of them fought the landlord below.
Time flies slowly when studying, but if you play with your mobile phone or play cards, then class time is like flying.
In a flash, two classes have passed, Liu Bi is having fun, the chips are spanking, whoever loses will be beaten, Liu Bi beat the two beauties and beat the little buttocks, and suddenly there was a movement from the Three Realms 7plus in his pocket.
Liu Bi immediately threw away the cards in his hand, got up and rushed to the toilet.
As soon as the mobile phone vibrate, he knew that someone in the group was sending red envelopes, but there was Jiang Xuedai on the left and Xia Yuqi on the right in the classroom, so it was really inconvenient to grab the red envelope.
As soon as he entered the toilet, Liu Bi immediately took out his mobile phone, and when he saw it, it was actually a red envelope sent by Fairy Chang'e, and in a little time from the classroom to the toilet, the red envelope had already been snatched up.
Marshal Tianpeng: (cool) I'm the king of luck, haha, but why did the fairy suddenly come over today to give out red envelopes?
Erlang God: Damn, I didn't grab anything! (Furious)
Howling Dog: Woohoo!
Liu Bi was also a little puzzled, why did Chang'e come to the group to send a red envelope inexplicably, could it be that she was out of order?
The people in the group raised questions one after another, and after a while, Fairy Chang'e sent a message.
Fairy Chang'e: "Don't hide it from all the immortals, I came to give out red envelopes because I wanted to ask for help." But this thing is really ...... Alas, Chang'e is a little difficult to speak......"
Marshal Tianpeng: Fairy, but it doesn't matter, I see that something that doesn't have long eyes actually dares to offend the fairy, and I will kill him with a nine-toothed nail rake! (Furious)
Wu Gang: Yes, Chang'e, you said that so many people who care about you are here. What is there to say and solve for you, what else in this great heavenly realm can't be solved by my tree chopping knife? (Cold)
Fairy Chang'e: Okay, yesterday I bought a new set of clothes, washed them and put them outside the Guanghan Palace to hang, and I was going to wear new clothes today and go to the sky with the flowers to see the Zixia Fairy. There are even ...... And also...... Undergarments......
Marshal Tianpeng: (three furious) What!? Someone dares to steal your clothes, fairy, and ...... Undergarments!? Damn, I can't bear it! It's a treasure I haven't even seen before! Wu Gang, you come out to Lao Tzu and say! Did you do it?
Wu Gang: I'll fuck you! Lao Tzu still wants to say that you did it! You dead fat pig cringe all day long, I suspect it's probably you!
Marshal Tianpeng: Grass! Do you dare to spew blood? Several times I saw you hiding under the jade tree in a daze at Fairy Chang'e's clothes, and you reached into your crotch! Do you dare to tell everyone what you're doing?
Wu Gang: I can't scratch itchy! Why the are you so excited? If you have something to say, I'm a grass horse! I see that your pig brain is weak-hearted and wants to frame him!
Erlang God: Okay, okay, don't make any noise, go out and have a fight!
Howling Dog: Woohoo!
Nezha: That's it, old man, you know how to quarrel like a girl. If it's me, I'll kill the other party first.
Monkey King: If you make any more noise, Lao Tzu will beat you all to death with a stick!
Marshal Tianpeng: Okay, then do it, I'm afraid of you!
Wu Gang: You wait for Lao Tzu to get an axe, Lao Tzu is afraid that you Lao Tzu is not a hero!
Fairy Chang'e: Okay, okay, everyone, don't argue, you can't help things like this. Losing clothes is actually a trivial matter, but if we don't find the thief, we are afraid that he will commit crimes in the future. So what?
Electric Mother: What Fairy Chang'e said is, let's stop arguing and find a way to come out together, right?
Lei Gong: Hey, it's easy to say, how can there be so many good ways to think of it?
Electric Mother: (scared) Dead ghost, do you owe a pump?
Many people came out of the group and expressed their opinions, but Liu Bi looked at it for a while and didn't think of any constructive opinions.
Who would steal Fairy Chang'e's clothes and underwear?
Liu Bi was also thinking about this question at the moment, he never thought that there were thieves in the heavenly realm, and there were really rivers and lakes where there were people.
Liu Bi held his chin and thought, and when he turned his head to see the camera monitoring the corridor outside the toilet, he suddenly had an idea and yelled in the group.
"I can find out who stole it!"
As soon as these words came out, the news of swiping the screen immediately stopped, and the crowd asked Liu Bi how he could find out the thief.
Liu Bi didn't say a word, first took a close-up of the camera and sent it to the group, and then said.
"Did you see that? This treasure is called a camera! It is possible to record everything that happens in the field of view. Maybe you don't know that Zai is a plainclothes detective of the Heavenly Court hand-picked by the Jade Emperor, and the Heavenly Realm is now full of this kind of camera, who did it, and Zai only needs to check the video. ”
Fairy Chang'e: Really? Liu Shangxian, thank you so much.
Liu Bi: Of course it's true, when I check the video, I'll send it to Fairy Chang'e privately. After the fairy knows who the thief is, he can take the evidence and tell the Jade Emperor in person, and the Jade Emperor will definitely punish this kind of theft!
Fairy Chang'e: Okay, then thank you Liu Shangxian, I didn't expect Liu Shangxian to have a hidden identity, so amazing (cute).
Marshal Tianpeng: There is such a thing in the Heavenly Realm? It's amazing, it's amazing, Wu Gang, you're going to die now!
Wu Gang: Hehe, who will know when they die? I can tell you in advance that if the Jade Emperor is angry, it won't be a joke with you. Knock down the dust in minutes, let you cast a pig fetus again!
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The group fell into a boiling again, and Liu Bi quietly quieted down, waiting for the thief to take the initiative to admit his mistake.
What I said just now was just to scare the thieves who stole things, where are there any cameras in the heavenly realm? This is just a ploy he came up with on a deliberate basis.
Put himself in his shoes, Liu Bi thinks that if he is a thief, then when Chang'e sends this matter, he will definitely pay attention to it.
And if someone suddenly rushes out and says that he can find out who the thief is, then he will definitely be worried, after all, as Wu Gang said, if the Jade Emperor is angry, it will really not be a trivial matter.
It's just that Liu Bi is not sure whether the person who stole the things will definitely talk to him privately and ask him to let him go.
After all, people who might steal are very psychologically good. Or did he not pay attention to the dynamics of the group at all?
In the end, Liu Bi can only wait quietly.