Episode 008 Crappy Road Comedy
Xiao Wu noticed the commotion in the crowd and really wanted to rush in to see what was going on inside, and he was anxiously worried that he would inevitably jump up and down, fidgeting like an out-of-control monkey.
Why didn't Xiaowen come out yet, listening to the people inside in a high voice and shallowly, is Xiaowen's sense of drama too bad and his acting is too bad? It seems that someone wants to escape, how can this work, in order to help Lin Yang's brother wash off the whiteness, his nose has been contributed, how can he leave without knowing it! He couldn't help it.
According to the pre-design, the cat is holding the schoolbag at his waist, this broken schoolbag is really a burden to him, if there is no fetters to it, the first person to go in to find out the news will not be Xiaowen, will he be beaten on the nose, and his face will be covered with blood? I can't wait to throw it under the wheel of the Accord car, since it is to touch the porcelain, then make it more real, and at least have a piece of evidence to forge the scene of the car accident!
Squeezed to the innermost, not to mention the waste of strength, the school uniform on his body seemed to have been slaughtered by thousands of troops, full of scars, and it was difficult to persuade all the audience present in the most sincere language if he wanted to admit that he was a little beggar.
The man Xiaowen was holding should be the culprit Yes, he must be the owner of the Accord, but he is not his goal, according to the plan, his target should be the lady he pulled. This kind of bloody plot, Xiao Wu really doesn't want to continue, it's too unoriginal, and the result is too clear. But what can be done? Since it's a family, no matter how much you hate the plot, you have to pinch your nose and finish the rest of the plot!
He jumped up and hugged Wang Jing's legs, his performance was really not as good as Xiaowen's, like a lame dancer, mechanically repeating a movement that he was not very good at.
However, the exaggerated physical description is very much in line with the needs of the comedy plot, "Mom! Mom! My dear mother! You're looking for another man behind my father's back! ”
His line skills are even more flattering, even more rusty than his lame performance, and his diaphragm should be like a primary school student who has no reading skills reading a Tang poem, yes, a golf base, ah ......! Haiyan that!
Haunting in my ears, Mr. Song, the kind of recitation that seems to be playful. However, it can only be said that Mr. Song's recitation method is outdated, Xiao Wu's recitation is more joyful, more burdensome, and it is also a child's voice, you say it's annoying.
Hahaha!
The onlookers didn't laugh a few times, as if they owed Xiao Wu how many movie tickets, laugh and laugh to your heart's content!
What a rare thing it is to enjoy such a festive Chinese New Year movie without paying money or buying tickets, and to be able to enjoy such a festive Chinese New Year movie, and to be able to spend the boredom of waiting when picking up children!
Even Wang Jing, who was grabbed by Yang Dafu, couldn't help but laugh out loud, the child holding her legs looked so cute, even the clothes she was wearing were so nonsensical, and her face was full of fresh nosebleeds. I am wearing a pair of versatile pants today, not a skirt with a so-called low defense, and there is no possibility of spring leakage at all, so that his nosebleed wildly, it seems! It is really the beginning of human beings, and their nature is good.
Not only did she not look angry at all, but pushed away Yang Dafu's big hand, leaned down and grabbed Xiao Wu's arm, and looked carefully at his bloody face.
"Kid! How did you get this? Why is his face covered with blood! ”
The moment Xiao Wen saw Xiao Wu rushing in again, he was ashamed and wanted to hide his face in Yang Dafu's crotch, and secretly said to himself, "It's over, it's a hundred secrets!" He should have thought that Xiao Wu would not honestly wait outside for their roles to be reversed, his set of performances has achieved the desired effect, and it is a good way to sow discord between the two protagonists, and there is no need for Xiao Wu to come in and intervene again.
But he came, and he came. He wanted to make a look so that Xiao Wu could understand what he meant. But Xiao Wu completely ignored his every move. Just take care of your own performance.
opened the bow and didn't look back, and stretched out his legs to climb Xiao Wu, who was squatting on the ground. Xiao Wu also looked at him secretly.
Xiao Wen glared at him, twisted his head again, he wanted to say to Xiao Wu, "Come here and catch this man!" ”
Xiao Wu completely misunderstood what he meant, just now he only cared about communicating with Xiaowen silently, she didn't hear a word of what Wang Jing said, he thought that Xiaowen was asking him to hold Wang Jing firmly.
All right! He did so, and pounced hard, just as Wang Jing squatted down and got into Wang Jing's arms.
"Oh! What is so soft, arching like a little piglet milking, leaning, I can't see anything! ”
This time Yang Dafu was really anxious, it was originally his exclusive item, did he pay hundreds of thousands of membership fees in vain? It suddenly became this child's equipment, how can it be justified. What's even more infuriating is that Wang Jing didn't mean to postpone it at all, and actually hugged the child tightly as if she were her own son.
Xiaowen is even more angry than Yang Dafu, you little ghost, didn't you say that Sister Jiajia is your pursuit in this life! This life does not belong to him, this has just separated, you have thrown yourself into the arms of this woman, you have no conscience, you actually want to compete fairly with me, from now on, you are not worthy! You don't deserve it!
Although Xiao Wu's fragile nose touched something very soft, it was still very painful, and the blood that had just stopped gushed out again, fortunately, it was blocked by Wang Jing's clothes, and it flowed down the ditch to the valley, did you go to greet the eldest aunt by the way, it is estimated that only Wang Jing, the niece, knows!
"Woooooooooooo
Xiao Wu wanted to repeat what he said above, because his lips and chest were too tight, and he actually let out a few vague cries in a daze!
"Wang Jing, you ......!"
"That kid, whoever you are, whatever your purpose is, get out of the way with your accomplices by her side!"
"Daddy! Father! You can't do that! ”
Xiaowen was still holding him tightly, and Yang Dafu wanted to rush over and get Xiao Wu away from Wang Jing's side, but he couldn't move the place at all. He shouted angrily!
"It's messy, these bear children are simply lawless, Wang Jing, let him go, can't you see that they are in a gang!"
Wang Jingli ignored him anymore, and actually kindly held Xiao Wu's face and wiped the nosebleeds that had been stopping with the face towel he brought with him.
"How did you get this, does it hurt?"
Xiao Wu didn't know how to answer, he kept looking at Xiao Wen secretly, and his strange eyes seemed to say, "Brother!" You don't think I'm a blessing in disguise! ”
Xiaowen was so angry that he grabbed the fat man's leg, and he couldn't wait to bite him his calf, what a foolish man!
Most of the onlookers saw the conclusion in their hearts, whether this is a family farce or a road comedy, it only belongs to the scope of ethical dramas anyway, and it will never be a legal documentary that reflects the various situations of life.
Those who touch porcelain and those who grab porcelain don't know where to go, there is a lack of the most important villain in a police film, how to play it, plus many children have come out of the school gate, these busy parents, where do they have time to enjoy this meaningless third-rate plot.
The onlookers gradually left, and the backbone of Yang Dafu gradually became less solid, and the same scruples about a child gradually became impatient. He tried many times but couldn't get rid of Xiaowen's pestering baggage, so he pounced on Wang Jing as he wished, and dispersed another annoying child from his exclusive short, at this time, it would be nice to have a 98k, so close without an eightfold mirror, it could solve him with one shot.
Is this the only little bit of pitiful dignity left as a man with low self-esteem? Even a poor child can't tolerate it, what else is worth Wang Jing to cherish for him.
Syllable!
This slap slapped Xiaowen heavily in the face, all the previous preparations were no longer important, and Xiaowen, who had worked hard, didn't realize at all that he and Xiao Wu had done so much foreshadowing, and none of the fat man's slap was real. Regardless of whether they can achieve this ability of heart-to-heart communication, at least now their noses are connected to their fate.
Xiaowen was stunned for a moment, but he didn't expect this big guy to be so shameless as to make a move at a child.
"You're ......!"
Wang Jing stared at him incredulously, and there was anger in his eyes.
Xiaowen's nosebleed squirted out of his nose hotly, and he felt that a large mouthful of mustard paste had just been swallowed in his mouth, his eyes were uncontrollably sour, and tears flowed from his eyes. In the past few seconds, he couldn't describe what he had experienced, whether he accidentally jumped into Taishang Laojun's alchemy furnace, dipped it like cucumber dipping sauce, and was immediately brought out and thrown again.
It seems that I really can't treat Xiao Wu like this in the future, this feeling I just suffered once, Xiao Wu has been treated like this by myself several times, it seems that my mind is far less broad than Xiao Wu, just this time I already have the determination to kill this fat man, brother! It's hard for you!
"You are the ancestors, you dare to beat my brother!"
Xiao Wu pounced without hesitation, jumped up and hugged Yang Dafu's neck, picked up his small fist and hammered it on his shoulder and chest.
Although Xiaowen has not fully recovered, he knows what happened, right! The cooperation of their brothers has always been very tacit, holding Yang Dafu's legs and moving hard, Yang Dafu's fat body fell to the ground like a bucket, snoring, and spilling buckets of water on the ground.
Although there are few onlookers left, they really don't know how to persuade the child who was just beaten to take revenge. The two children are vulnerable, help them! Apparently it was the fat man who suffered. Helping the fat man bully two children, can he still be shameless in the sky! Maybe, that's why there are so many more surveillance cameras. With them, maybe it won't be possible, let's all disperse! 24-hour video recording a day, full coverage without dead ends, and even geese can pluck chicken feathers, are you afraid! It's especially leisurely, just a few laughs.
Wang Jing suddenly had the urge to cheer for the two children, watching this man lying on the ground being abused and beaten by the two children, and there was a kind of excitement in her heart that she was finally released.
The alarm that had been waiting for a long time finally sounded, but the police car was still hiding in the alley on the corner of the street, Wang Jing pulled the two children and left the scene of the accident in a hurry in a touch of whitewashing, leaving only Yang Dafu's fat body, lying on the side of the road in pain, quietly waiting for the police uncles who dealt with the accident.