Episode 007 The show begins

Xiao Wu waited anxiously outside the crowd, he and Xiaowen had already designed all the lines, and when Xiaowen came out in a while, he would be replaced by him, and the two of them planned to use one of the thirty-six strategies to secretly Chen Cang, a tooth for a tooth, and play a fat lawyer.

Waiting to see what was going on inside, he was anxious, his height was completely blocked by a wall in this group of adults. He had no choice but to bend over and look for a gap between the legs of these people and peek inside.

Xiaowen's punch was indistinct, although he kept covering his nose with his hands, the nosebleed still couldn't stop flowing, and after a while, it had flowed down his wrists to his cuffs.

Find something to wipe it, the books in the schoolbag or the homework book, no, the use of books is obviously not a good intention, and the use of homework books is reluctant, although their role is not very large, but, this is all bought with money. Brother Lin Yang has already gone to touch porcelain for money, how can he increase the burden on him.

Thinking like this, looking around aimlessly, even if it's a crumpled toilet paper! But I didn't find the toilet paper, but I saw the black Accord parked in the middle of the road, it was too prominent.

Don't you still have to think about it, it must be this car! Lin Yang's porcelain did not succeed, it must be this car. It's really inexperienced, why not choose a luxury car to commit crimes! Will the owner of the broken Accord have a lot of money?

Whatever! Whoever bullies his own family must be an enemy, all right! Regardless of whether their plan can succeed or not, we can't beat it, we have other tricks, bury it first, and add some blockage to the car owner.

He rushed to the front of the Accord without hesitation, took away the hand that was blocking his nose, and did not hesitate to wipe the nosebleed, wiping it with his hand, smearing all the nosebleeds on the front bumper and the cover of the engine, although the black one was not too conspicuous.

Your ancestors, the car looked like a big aunt, it looked comfortable, and finally breathed.

"How could I have mistaken someone! Can Dad still recognize him casually? I'm so old that I can't even know my dad! ”

"You fart! Who's your dad! Get out of here, you wild child! ”

"Daddy! Don't be so ruthless, okay, go see my mother! She's really dying. ”

The fat lawyer suddenly changed his tone, "Okay! Since you are my son, do you know what my name is? What do I do? ”

Xiaowen really didn't expect him to use this trick to draw salary, he really couldn't answer, blaming himself for not thinking about it so carefully before.

"You...... How can a son call his father's name directly! Didn't you teach us from a young age that calling our elders by their names is disrespectful to them? ”

The fat lawyer smiled smugly, "Kid! Don't lie to me, don't deceive the kind onlookers anymore, don't you know that the eyes of the masses are bright? Don't you rub sand in the eyes of lawyers? I've been handling cases for so many years, and I still can't see your little tricks, you and that hillbilly must be in the same group, look at the clothes you are wearing, do you still need me to explain, who else do you want to deceive? Scammers also have to pay attention to costs. ”

Obviously, he has forgotten his form, which is in line with the old philosophy, too many words will be lost! A lawyer with rigorous logic fabricates facts without evidence to frame others and deceive everyone. Under the test of facts, it will be full of loopholes.

Wang Jing beside him had already heard how brainless his words just now were, could it be that if he didn't die, he wouldn't die! Obviously, this unhearted Yang Dafu is dying.

"You see! How rampant and annoying ...... these wicked people lurking around us. ”

Xiaowen's heart is firmly at the bottom, it turns out that not all people who ask questions in college have brains. Suddenly jumped up and slapped him hard in the face, "Yang Dafu!" You sanctimonious bastard, are you looking for a woman outside behind my mother's back? ”

He jumped like thunder, he really wanted to slap back and hit the child, he had the guts, but in the face of Xiaowen, the child, and everyone's eyes, it was estimated that the hard-working personality would collapse in the slap of him, so he endured it, and endured it.

"You wild boy still dare to hit people! Who knows your mother! Who admits that you are my son! ”

"I don't need you to admit it, I'm not your son anymore, I'm ashamed to have a brazen father like you, I don't have anything to do with you anymore, I now go back and change my mother's surname, pig, dog, donkey, no more Yang."

Xiaowen felt that in the round just now, he had already succumbed to the upper hand, and if he didn't come up with some real materials, he would insult his ancestors, and he really couldn't move back to the guidance of public opinion, anyway, he didn't know if his ancestors were good goods, if it was a villain like Qin Hui and Gao Yu, he would be humiliated if he was insulted! You don't have the courage to admit your shamelessness, so your grandchildren will always give an explanation to those who were killed, right?

Although public opinion has not changed the direction of the wind, but now that the attack on Lin Yang has stopped, even the two little security guards are no longer so attentive to Lin Yang, and they are helpless and half-hearted.

In the face of Xiaowen's hard-working performance, Wang Jing was very moved, maybe he could see Xiaowen's flaws better, and he was smiling just now as if he was enjoying a low-budget comedy movie. Now he immediately raised his eyebrows and entered the role, with an angry expression of being deceived by the beast man.

Syllable!

slapped Yang Dafu in the face, "Stinky shameless, didn't you say that you are single, are you the fifth king of diamonds!" So your sons are so old, bastard! Beasts that play with women. ”

This slap startled Xiaowen, his purpose was to provoke her, but obviously the woman was a little too aggressive, which was beyond his expectations.

Yang Dafu really didn't expect Wang Jing to be deceived by this child, he thought that he knew Wang Jing very well, and he would not betray him under any circumstances, he had already told her all his secrets, and even how he used to get a lawyer's license, such a private thing had been told to her without reservation.

"Wang Jing, you ......!" He looked at Wang Jing with incredible eyes, and had an inexplicable crisis of trust in her, and he also had to sweat for his future, which is a fact that a cowardly man like him has to be vigilant at all times.

Wang Jing just stared at him and didn't dare to look at him, she was afraid that her weak will would be defeated by the indescribable deterrence in his eyes, and said in her heart that he was afraid of this man, and she was afraid that he would use those unpopular means against her. However, today is another excellent opportunity to get rid of him, and maybe such an opportunity will not be there again. So even though I am afraid in my heart, I have to fight for the future I desire, after all, it is too depressing to be with him, I am like the shell of a dead soul, and this human scum is only interested in her body, as simple and rude as picking up a plane and a cup.

Things are developing according to his own plan, Xiaowen's heart is very happy, and he is also very proud, and his IQ has been affirmed again. I don't dare to compare with the ugly lawyer in front of him, maybe he really doesn't have a wife or a son as big as him. Obviously, the IQ is much higher than that of Xiao Wu and this woman, and if you think about it, how can a person with a high IQ like this kind of ugliness...... The poor really can't be seen.

"Can't you see that this kid is a liar? It's clear that he's with this...... It's a gang that touches porcelain! ”

Is he a little ashamed to frame others in front of a person who knows the whole process of the matter? He had to continue his ugly face in front of everyone, and maintain the sympathy and support of the people around him who racked his brains. All right! Does this mean that his conscience has not been completely extinguished? Or the fear of being isolated.

"Who are you fooling! Who would willingly call someone they don't know! Did Daddy scream randomly? ”

"I thought you were smart, but I didn't expect to be as ignorant as other women!"

"What do you mean, haven't you been deceiving everyone! ...... from the moment you get off the bus! ”

Yang Dafu hurriedly stretched out his furry fat hand to cover Wang Jing's mouth, "Let's go back and talk about it!" Listen to me...... Good no good! ”

He pulled Wang Jing and tried to squeeze out of the crowd, so he fled in disgrace.

Xiaowen must not let him go, this is not a good ending. Jumped up and hugged his legs, "Daddy! You can't go, Daddy! You can't go. ”

Things have come to this point, the little security guards who grabbed Lin Yang are very passive people, they can more or less see that there is a mess at the school gate, and the parents who are in a hurry to pick up their children, and the teachers who send the children out, have already started a war of mouth artillery, and even began to push and shove, which is about to be the precursor of bloodshed.

The heads of the two little security guards gradually subsided, and the impulse to be heroes was poured with a basin of ice water by this farce directed by Xiaowen.

"What should I do?"

The little security guard asked the bigger one, he was not very big, and he had never dealt with such a complicated situation. His face looked very embarrassed.

"This ......!"

Finally, he still has some ideas, so that his head will not be full of chaos.

"Let's get him back to the security booth at the door first, didn't we call the police! We'll talk about it when the police come, and we'll deal with the matter at the door first. ”

Another little security guard thought for a while and said, "Brother! Otherwise, let's let him go, looking at the current situation, this kid may really be wronged! ”

"I was wronged, let me go!"

Lin Yang finally had a chance to interject.

The older security guard looked at the messy school gate very eagerly, "No, due to our unauthorized departure, there seems to be a fight at the school gate, let's go back like this, the director asks what we should explain to him, with the director's unkind temper, we will definitely be expelled." ”

"What then?"

A little smaller, after all, there is no backbone, and the little security guard's face is ugly, as if he is going to cry.

He thought for a moment, "Hmm! That's it, first get him back to the security booth, the director asked, let's have an explanation, whose fault it is, the police will come and hand it over to the police in a while! It's important to keep our jobs first. ”

Of course, the little security guard couldn't think of a better way, so the two of them had to grab Lin Yang's arm left and right, and take Lin Yang to the security booth at the school gate. The focus of the crowd seems to have been attracted to Xiaowen's performance scene, and they have lost interest in the departure of Lin Yang and Xiao Bao.