I bought potato chips and cola, but I couldn't find the cash register or export?

Even if you get lost on an unfamiliar street, you can get lost in a supermarket? What the hell are you a grandmaster-level road idiot! Can you find a stage when you go out to perform? Or is it that you in the United States, whether it is a street or a supermarket, are transparent from north to south, and the direction is clear, although it is also Wal-Mart, put it in China, it will be put into eight formations by the tally clerk? Looking at your current appearance, it's like Lu Xun was trapped in the Eight Array Diagram by Zhuge Liang, and he was going to die in it without help!

I walked over from behind, pretending to meet her.

"Amy, are you lost again?"

"You, your sister is ......"

Halfway through her words, Amy changed her words again, "You...... Get ahead of me. ”

I didn't bother with him, and went to the front to lead the way.

After following me for a while, I noticed that she was pushing the cart more and more slowly.

Originally, her steps were small, but she was wandering around for a long time because she was lost just now, she must be tired, right?

"I'll help you push the cart."

I said and grabbed the handle of her shopping cart.

She shook with vigilance, as if I was going to snatch her chips and Coke.

After a little thought, she handed me the cart and walked to the side herself.

I put my own satchel in the shopping cart and pushed the cart with ease.

Deliberately slowing down to accommodate Amy's pace.

Amy seemed to notice this, and spoke to me in a softened tone.

"First, let's go to the stationery area first, shall we?"

"Okay, anyway, the people of our Celestial Empire are all living Lei Feng."

I joked as I turned the cart around.

Amy put her two small hands behind her back, and there was still some distrust in her eyes.

"That...... Are you the one hired by Penthos? ”

"Who? I don't know anyone with the surname Peng? ”

"Peng Tousi is not surnamed Peng Li~~" Amy had the expression of a sharp-beaked beast, "He is my personal bodyguard, he is dark, strong, and much taller than you!" ”

"Taller than Yao Ming?"

"Not really...... However, he is also two meters and five meters tall, and he has maintained a winning streak in the Russian death fight before becoming a bodyguard, and is nicknamed 'Black Death'! ”

Hey, hey, hey, listen to you, this Penthos seems to be a two-meter-long, strong, bloodthirsty black boxer! Is it okay for such a dangerous person to hire his teenage daughter as a bodyguard? Compared to potato chips, which are classified as junk food, it is obviously more dangerous for people like Penthos who bear the title of Grim Reaper!

"Ah, by the way, although Peng Thos is not as high as Yao Minggao, he has killed people in underground boxing tournaments!"

Amy boasted with a look of vigour.

You don't want to lose to others no matter what, and you have to compare yourself to others even if you use strange indicators.

Are you an elementary school student! I don't want to know if Pentheus ever killed anyone! And even if he kills someone, must he be better than Yao Ming? You must know that our Celestial Empire is a big country in martial arts and the birthplace of the Beidou God Boxing, Yao Ming may have also been secretly taught the 'Military Killing Boxing' by the National Sports Commission, in case he protects himself in the crime-ridden United States! It's just that I didn't have a chance to make a move! Once you make a move, you will definitely have a chaotic fist of "ah~da", and the enemy will be distorted and wiped out!

"Hey, let such a dangerous man be the bodyguard of his underage daughter, did your mother's brain burn out?"

"Mom's brain is fine! She's so much smarter than you! ”

Director Cao seems to have made a similar assessment.

"Let me tell you, when Penthos first smuggled into the United States, he offended the gangsters and was beaten into a hornet's nest by a machine gun, and his mother picked him up from the street! So in order to repay his mother, even if he asks him to take out his heart, he is willing! ”

Anyway, the streets of the United States are so chaotic! And was beaten into a hornet's nest and was rescued, is it really "my first in American medicine"?

"Mom doesn't trust people casually, and of course she thinks about my safety. The main reason why he sent Penthos to me is because he is a pure, and he will never bend his head to me! ”

"But it's not good to be too loyal to my mother, so I have to work hard to get rid of Penthos's surveillance in order to sneak out to buy potato chips......

Sounds like a good fit to be Amy's bodyguard. But I still can't imagine how a black pure, who is two meters and five meters tall, can go back and forth with his opponent in the arena of death fighting, sweating and twisting around.

"He's not just a, he's a 0!"

Seeing that I didn't speak for a long time, Amy became more and more proud.

"What does 0 mean?"

I couldn't help but ask.

"It's the time to do the base, the one who suffers! In addition, the one that does the attack is called 1, and the attackable and acceptable is 0.5. I don't even know this, what is the education of the Celestial Empire teaching! ”

Got the wrong direction of the complaint, right? It's the direction of your education in the United States that is going wrong! The Celestial Empire is ashamed to teach heterosexuality in physiology classes, so such advanced homosexual knowledge will not be taught openly in the classroom!

When I passed a corner, Amy walked a few steps hard because she was walking in the outer circle, so as not to be left behind.

"Wait, wait for me!"

I realized that I was walking faster again before I knew it, so I stopped and stood and waited for her.

Because I was thrown off, Amy had an angry expression.

"Hey, you weren't sent by my mother to spy on me, and you weren't hired by Penthos, so who are you?"

"Guess what?"

“…… Stalkers, or paparazzi! ”

After helping you for so long, you still have this impression of me! You little girl is too ignorant! Believe it or not, I'm going to kidnap you right now, and call Penthos for ransom!

"Hey, dead Penthos? Your little master is in my hands, if you don't send money to Alipay in my online store within 24 hours, you will tear up the ticket! ”

If you were so suspicious of me, Amy, I'd really make that call!

Seeing my dissatisfied, Amy lifted her chin and made a thoughtful expression.

"So you're not a stalker, you're not a paparazzi, you're not a minion sent by your mother...... Are you really Lei Feng? ”

Selfish Americans also know Lei Feng, Comrade Lei Feng, you can look at you under Jiuquan.

"Well, I'm not particularly interested, but you can tell me the name."

"No need, we Lei Feng do good deeds without leaving a name."

"No! Gotta tell me! You all know my name! ”

Amy said unrelentingly.

"Okay...... My name is Ye Lin, the leaf of the leaf, the Lin of the unicorn. ”

"How do you write the word 'unicorn'?"

Amy looked unhappy.

"You choose such a difficult name, how troublesome it is for Miss Ben to remember!"

There must be a limit to your unreasonable trouble! I take a name from a Chinese, and I don't care if you Americans can write it!

At this time, she had already walked to the stationery area, Amy looked around, took out 4 or 5 checkerbooks for practicing calligraphy from the shelves on the first floor, and reluctantly threw them into the shopping cart.

"If you don't like it, don't buy it! The expression on my face when I bought potato chips with you was one in the sky and one in the ground! Why force yourself to practice calligraphy? ”

When I said this, I was a little weak-hearted, my hand broke the word, even if I started practicing now, it would be too late, right?

"I don't want to practice either, but I can't practice if I don't!"

Amy let out a muffled wail.

Mom said that in order to become more popular in the Asian market, it is necessary to practice calligraphy and sign autographs! And I have to send a fax every week to let my mother check if my Chinese characters are improving! ”

looks like he has been tortured by his mother to the point of physical and mental collapse, with a bit of nervousness.

The more he talked, the more excited he became, and he pointed to the Coke in the shopping cart.

"Don't say it's potato chips, I've only had one sip of Coke before!"

"My mother has always warned me to stay away from junk food, saying that if I touch junk food, my health and body will be lost...... But other children are eating it, and I want to eat it too! ”

"So on the day of my 8th birthday, I bought a bottle of Coke from a neighbor's child while my mother was not paying attention, and the result was ......"

"How did it turn out?"

"As a result, I only drank one sip, and my mother found out that I slapped me, and the Coke was spilled on myself!"

"That's a bit of a pity."

The more I listened, the more I felt that there was something wrong with Amy's mother's parenting style.

"Hmph, even so, Miss Ben Zuihou also came back from herself some ......"

Don't mention such brilliant deeds! Sticking out your tongue to spill the Coke on your body, which thing is worth bragging about!

"In short, Mom is the worst for me! Since I was a child, I was forced to play the piano and read literary classics, and I was not allowed to play with other children...... If I can't finish my schoolwork, I will work on the board, and I have to control my life 24 hours a day......"

"Is this so exaggerated?"

"Much more exaggerated than you think! He also talked to himself about what kind of national idol he wanted to train me to be......"

"Isn't it nice that idols are popular?"

I'm a little envious because I haven't tasted popularity.

"I don't want to be popular! Being an idol is troublesome and tiring, if it weren't for my mother, I wouldn't be an idol! ”

Amy grabbed her hair hard, and she was a little hysterical.

"I want to be a normal person! It's good that she goes to be Superwoman alone! ”

"Wait and see! ――In the future, I will definitely make something to make my mother very angry...... Something I regret in particular!! ”

Amy gritted her teeth and swore in front of me.

The customers around us were looking at us, thinking we were arguing.

I saw that Amy didn't want to pick any more things in the stationery area, so I waited for her to calm down and led her to the exit.

After venting, Amy didn't seem to be as nervous as before, and the grass and trees were all soldiers.

It suddenly occurred to me that such a brutal and iron-fisted education for Amy was not the legendary "tiger mother" of the Americans?

I suddenly feel very lucky to have a dad like that.

I had at least a playful childhood.

Of course, if you hadn't been bullied by Xiaobawang, it would have been a more beautiful childhood.

Go to the cashier and check out.