【022】 Dolls and potato chips

Isn't this Emiel? Anyway, I got a new set of clothes today? Are you Sakura-chan?

This time, the bow was tied to the immature neck, the prop that fixed the double ponytail was replaced with a red thin head rope, and a black dress was quite Gothic, with white stockings under the skirt, and a pair of doll shoes with thickened bottoms under the feet, and two silver crosses on the uppers...... This unusual dress really looks like a star would make it!

He also wears a pair of sunglasses on his face to hide his identity.

If you really want to hide your identity, don't wear such dazzling clothes? Anyway, your blonde hair is bright enough in itself! Although there have been more and more foreigners in the city over the years, everyone has begun to see no more impolite behavior such as inhumane onlookers to foreign guests, but you hardcover doll walking in the crowd will still attract attention!

And the sunglasses she bought are a bit big, and there is always a tendency to slip off her slightly upturned nose, and she has to hold it with her hand from time to time.

Pushing the shopping cart with great effort, looking left and right after a few steps, as if afraid of being followed.

Could it be that in the United States, they have been stalked and made all the way to the ground?

Zuihou stopped under the shelves selling potato chips.

Even through her sunglasses, you can see her blue eyes flashing with a longing for potato chips.

It's like a cat that has been hungry for three days and sees dried fish after a long absence.

Is it that exaggerated? Isn't this junk food like potato chips invented by you Americans? You're tired of eating all kinds of potato chips in the United States, right?

Emile reached out to grab the canned potato chips on the shelves.

However, the height of the potato chips was a bit crumbling, and Emile, who was only 1.4 meters tall, couldn't reach it with her feet crossed, so she desperately stretched her arms and desperately went to reach the potato chips at a high place.

Still not reaching.

He stopped to catch his breath a few times, then cocked his feet again and tried again.

I tried hard to make a "woo~~" sound, but it was still in vain.

Hey, the expression is so unwilling! Aggrieved and fierce, as if to say, "God must hate me!" ”。 Is that all you want to eat potato chips? Don't even your God respect for potato chips? If Satan can help you get potato chips, maybe you won't hesitate to sign a contract with Satan for potato chips, and even if Shijie is destroyed because of this, you will sit on the sidelines and eat potato chips while watching the end times, right?

But the tally clerk on the shelf is probably owed wages by Wal-Mart, right? It must be to get revenge on the company for putting the chips so high, right? This kind of children's food should be placed at the bottom!

There wasn't anyone next to the snack shelf, but even if there were, she wouldn't ask for help, right? Last time I tried to show her the way, I was scolded by her.

Hey? Still won't give up? Realizing that you can't get potato chips just by your height, and start climbing into your shopping cart? Do you want to use your shopping cart as a stepping stone to get your precious chips?

Be careful, even if you're lightweight, it's dangerous! Hey, it's shaking! It's useless to wave your arms and balance your ponytails! It's going to fall! It's really going to fall! You're going to hit your head!

I lunged to the front and caught Emiel from behind.

Her weight was very light, and the touch at her waist seemed to break at the slightest touch, so I held her waist with both hands and gently lowered her to the ground like a kitten.

Emily was terrified, her small chest heaved and her sunglasses were completely crooked, and it was ridiculous to hang on her face.

As soon as she recovered, she immediately broke free from my grasp, as if she felt embarrassed, her face was flushed, and she had an annoying expression of "who wants you to meddle in your business".

She bit her lip and looked at me, and when she saw my face, she was visibly stunned.

I decided to speak before she scolded me, at least to tease her a little bit and teach her a lesson.

"What? Want potato chips? Can you tell me about potato chips? You don't say how do I know you want potato chips? ”

Emiel was so frightened by my quirky speech that she took a step back, she must not have seen "Journey to the West".

I admired the look on the face of this terrible doll who was frightened by me, so I continued:

"It's impossible that you want me not to give it to you, and you don't want the reason that I have to give you~~"

"Stalker!!"

Emel screamed at me.

"Who do you say from the Western Regions is a stalker, I'm a monk from the Eastern Tang Dynasty!"

"Pervert!!"

Her voice was getting louder and louder, and I was a little worried about drawing the security guards in.

So I casually reached out and took a can of potato chips from the shelf, held it out of Emily's reach, and shook it.

"Want potato chips? Miss Emily? ”

I wanted to say this, but when I pronounced the word "Emile", probably because I was not used to pronouncing foreign names, I accidentally lost a note and said:

"Want potato chips? Miss Amy? ”

I blushed, I didn't expect my English to be so bad that I could even pronounce the names of people who had been translated into Chinese wrong.

A look of confusion and suspicion appeared on Emiel's face.

"Stalker, how did you know my real name?"

"Huh?"

"Emie is a stage name, only the family calls me Amy!"

Did you hit it by mistake? But I think Amy's name is good! It's closer to the ordinary Chinese name, the pronunciation is also short, it's decided, I'll call you Amy in the future!

If I can anger you, it's exactly what I want.

Amy was wary of me, and I saw that she might kick me again at any moment, so I also protected my own plate.

"You showed up at the subway station yesterday...... Could it be that my mother sent me to spy on me? ”

"Huh? I don't know your mother! Besides, who wants to spy on their daughter? ”

"Of course it is—"

Amy pointed to the potato chips that I was hanging in the air.

"Of course it's because of this!!"

"Because of potato chips?"

"Because of the potato chips, of course!! Because of my mother, I grew up and grew up...... I've never eaten potato chips before! Not once!! ”

Amy's face was aggrieved, resentful, and a little angry.

Really haven't even eaten potato chips once? Even if it's for the sake of the child's health, this mother is a bit excessive, right?

But now that I know your weakness is potato chips, I can get revenge on the subway with one stone.

I shook and shook the jar of potato chips that was held in the air, and the chips inside rubbed against each other.

"Bad-eyed fellow! Don't shake the jar!! ”

Amy looked like she was about to cry out of my anger.

"Do you want it?"

“……”

"If you want it, ask me daoqian, and daoqian, I'll give you potato chips."

“……”

"Daoqian's words don't need to be said too much, just bow your head and salute, saying: 'I'm sorry I kicked people last time, I was completely wrong, I'm a smelly little girl who is not sensible, big brother, please forgive me'. I'll accept that. ”

Amy didn't speak, but her blue eyes staring at the chips and the eagerness in her eyes betrayed her.

"Cai, I won't stalk you daoqian!"

Amy reached into the small bag around her bulging waist and pulled out a wad of brand-new renminbi with a denomination of 100 yuan, and held it up as high as she could to get my attention.

"This is Miss Ben's commission for you! Give me the chips and you'll be able to take those red bills! ”

At least 10 hundred-dollar bills, Amy didn't look distressed at all.

Also, because the dollar is green, is the first impression of the yuan a red banknote?

Buying a can of potato chips from me for 1,000 yuan (and I'm not the actual owner yet) is really a luxury that we ordinary people can't imagine!

There is also a limit to spending money indiscriminately! If I could be a stupid bear kid like you every day, I would do nothing, just stand here and help people get potato chips, and I would become a millionaire!

"Quick, get the money away! Isn't it too little? ”

Amy pulled another stack out of her bag.

"Plus that! Change the chips in your hands! No matter how greedy you are, these should be enough! ”

It's like a frenzy to get potato chips!

I felt that teasing her was almost enough, so I handed over the can of potato chips in my hand.

Amy took the potato chips with sparkling eyes, eager to hug her chest and rub it a few times, give the potato chips a few fragrant kisses, and her action of hugging the potato chips was like holding the Academy Award for Best Actress.

"Say haode commission to you!"

Amy poked my arm with the stack of bills.

"Then just take the commission and walk away! You're out of use anymore! ”

looks like an angry lady.

I didn't pick up the stack of bills.

It's not that I treat money like dung, it's that I know that if I take it, the contempt in Amy's blue eyes will be even stronger.

I don't know weishenme, I especially don't want to be looked down upon by this little doll.

"Why don't you pick it up? Aren't you Celestial Empire the most greedy for money? ”

I suddenly wanted to laugh, why do you, an American, call us "Celestial Empire", that's what we used to laugh at ourselves on the Internet.

However, since the first time you met, you can use advanced language particles such as "your sister", presumably you are already at level 10 in Chinese.

Judging from her Chinese proficiency, it is by no means something that can be achieved by surprise study for a period of time.

I am afraid that I have been listening to Chinese since I was a child, and speaking Chinese, except for not writing very often, writing like a primary school student, is definitely not inferior to Chinese of the same age.

Since she is a mixed-race child, does she have Chinese blood in her body? Is the father Chinese, or the mother Chinese?

"Baibai, keep the banknotes for yourself, and put them away quickly so as not to be remembered by the thief."

I turned and left.

"You-come back to me!"

I ignored her and continued to walk.

"Miss Ben - I have a job for you!"

I was a little curious, so I stopped and looked back at her.

Amy pointed to the top of the shelf, and though she was reluctant and embarrassed, she finally shouted:

"One can is not enough! Get me more chips!! ”

Angry and amused, I walked back and grabbed 5 or 6 cans of potato chips, three different brands in total, and put them in Amy's shopping cart.

Amy was satisfied.

"You...... Really don't want commissions? ”

"Chinese don't eat food that comes from the mouth, and we are all living Lei Feng, is there anything else?"

Amy didn't understand my words too much, frowned and thought for a while, then turned her head and snorted:

"It's none of your business, you go away!"

I put one hand in my pocket, turned around in a cool position, and walked away from Amy.

Let you, the American imperialists, have a good look at the noble character of our Celestial Empire!

Instead of paying attention to where Amy went, I started planning for my own dinner.

I bought vegetarian meatballs, flower rolls, and a little sauce beef.

I also bought the onions that my father ordered.

Go to the cashier and check out.

Putting all these foods in the shoulder basket, I hummed the theme song of "Tai Chi Zhang Sanfeng" while walking comfortably through the frozen area of the supermarket.

Suddenly, I saw Amy again.

I saw that there were two more 2.5-liter bottles of Coke in her shopping cart, which made the car heavier, and she was pushing it vigorously.

And aimlessly, after a while, he stopped and looked around, showing a little sad and helpless expression.

When I passed by a certain clerk, I seemed to want to ask something, but I finally bit my lip fiercely and didn't ask.

Continue to push the squeaky shopping cart, walking haughtily and alone.

Hidden behind the pride is a lonely look that is swallowing tears back into the stomach.

Could it be...... Are you lost again!?