Gollum!

"I know it's cruel to do so, I'm not a bad boy by nature, I'm not born to be one of those bad boys who cruelly play with a fledgling bird that has been knocked down by a rainstorm and is frightened to find a nest, I've always been a good boy. I would not skin a little rabbit with a broken leg and roast it over a firewood fire, and even if I am the kind of person who walks without hurting the ants and the compassion is overflowing, I will climb the high tree with tears of pity in my eyes when others dig the eggs, and then send them back to their parent bird. ”

Gollum!

"I hope you understand, maybe this is my last confession before I die. Once in the snow I met a snake frozen by the cold, with green patterns all over his body, covered with white frost, hard, like a sausage just taken out of the cold storage, although he was very thick but I was not afraid at all, as if I was only six or seven years old at that time, not to say that I was very bold, not to prove that I was an outlier among my peers, how noble and kind I was, and not to imagine that those beloved uncles and uncles behaved very well and became the yardstick for them to educate their children. If I do the opposite, I may become a negative lesson for them. I'm just pitiful and curious, so what do I want to say? was bewitched by the movie "Captain America", thinking that he could save this guy who might be a very harmful poisonous snake by thawing. ”

"I really succeeded. Hiding in his trouser leg and secretly bringing him back, he wasted a lot of twists and turns, for fear of being discovered by Han Bing's sister and aunt, and timidly felt that it would suddenly wake up in my crotch and take my little Ding Ding as his prey, after all, the story of the farmer and the snake has already worn out the root of his ear. ”

"My aunt often said that there are many snakes in this world, poisonous and non-venomous, attacking people and not attacking people. Don't be a farmer who is full of compassion, because there will always be more trouble than a person who is not compassionate. But the nature is hard to change, and this kind of kindness engraved in the bones can't be changed by anything. Even my aunt has always violated the principles he taught us to behave and healed many ungrateful guys for free, and Aunt Li is the best example! ”

Gollum!

"I'm really going to die, my mind is starting to get out of my mind, what's the use of talking so much to a stupid little bird. Is it a confession from one bird to another? Or the last words you want to tell the world before you die? ”

"My head is gone, what's the use of thinking so much? Who would take a teenager's last words seriously? Moreover, there is no dictation in the form of words, and even if there are words, what is the use of writing a pile of A4 paper full of them, it will inevitably be treated like toilet paper and thrown together with those filthy things. ”

Gollum!

Evaded everyone's eyes, but was followed by Yamei's little flower dog. He must have noticed something hidden in my crotch. This guy's nose must be as bad as my head right now, and he probably thinks I have something in my crotch that he likes to eat. After all, I used to do this, and I ate delicious kings of kings under the shelves with my sister cat, and the king of kings when I was a child was indeed quite delicious. It is estimated that if there is a thin king of kings to eat now, it will be even more delicious than it was back then. ”

"Sister, why is he so likable! She was always so naughty, our two little mice kissed and kissed secretly, and the king of kings ate most of them, but she suddenly naughtily reached into the crotch of my shorts and grabbed my tintin, with a wicked smile on her face. At that time, my aunt didn't make me well-fitting panties, and the fat legs of the shorts were easy for her little hands to enter, but the environment in the crotch was also very dangerous! How could she be so sure and ruthless all at once? Well! It's been many times before, I really didn't rebel against her, there is no way, there is nothing to do, he is the Buddha who surrendered to Sun Wukong, I want this iron rod maybe this is what I do! ”

"What's even more ashamed is that the guy who is not angry has become the same as the king of kings, that is the first time in my memory that it looks like that, and it was caught by him defenselessly, and it hurt to the bones, and it couldn't bear to snort. Unexpectedly, my cry like a rat fighting in a hole in the wall was discovered by the man who came to find Aunt Hua, and as a result, the angry Aunt Hua rushed out with a man's belt. Seeing that the girl girl who was not doing well, she quickly stuffed the king of the kings who had eaten half of the leftovers into my crotch, and I did it as I woke up from a dream, we thought it was hidden enough, but it did not hide from the little flower dog that was watching, although I kept running, it stubbornly kept pulling my trouser legs, and only when the two halves of the king fell out, it was willing to let go. ”

"After that day, I don't know how my aunt knew, did he really think that the king of kings hidden inside was not the king of kings? I made a little Nene with a cartoon pig's head.,I can't understand why it's a pig's head.,The pig's head is just a little bit of a pig's head.,Think about it, Pigman can still accept it.。 Why do you want to get two uncoordinated big pig noses there, are you despising me, do you know, my delicious king of kings is not a spicy nose tillers. ”

"I secretly put the frozen snake on the hot kang and covered it with a quilt. I used my quilt, not my aunt's, that would be disrespectful to my aunt, and I didn't use Sister Han Bing's, Sister Han Bing hated those who crawled with legs and no legs. If she knew that there was a thick dying snake in her quilt, she would have thundered or cried, and the end of the world would not happen in peace. It's not like 2012, it's the future water world, the complex scene of the end of the collapse. Am I going to leave a whole corpse in the midst of the earth-shattering chaos? It is estimated that it is even more slim than the survivors in Noah's Ark. ”

"I didn't let the story of the farmer and the snake happen, I don't know how many times a day I lifted the quilt to look at it, I couldn't stop snickering, I usually look rude, willful, shrewd and cautious, always on guard against my tricks on her guy, I didn't know that there was a snake lying next to me, not much thinner than a rolling pin. It's really exciting. I really want to give him a cross-species kiss while she sleeps. It's just that I'm still not shameless to that point. I couldn't do that kind of thing to my sister who was like a compatriot. ”

"The snake had just made a little movement, and I immediately threw him into a round iron bucket, one of the iron buckets that I usually use to draw water, and I don't know when it came to my yard, and I don't know where my aunt got it. I thought about putting it in this bucket for the time being, and touching it with my hands, which was cold and unsuitable for snakes to live in. I dug a hole in the straw pile, covered the bucket with a secret net, and put it in the hole, sealing the hole with straw, presumably to keep the temperature a little warmer. The snake will not be frozen again. ”

"I didn't tell anyone this secret, I secretly came to see it every day, and talking to him like this today was probably a month after saving him!"

There were joys and tears, the white pigeon in his hand was still alive and well, and after several ruthless efforts, he still failed to separate the pigeon's head from his body. It's been too long, and the pigeon seems to have adapted to the current situation, giving up struggling, staring at Lin Yang silently, as if he was reasoning with Lin Yang through humble eyes.

On the contrary, Lin Yang's morale was gradually worn out by it, and he became more and more unbearable to do that, but he was really hungry, his body was about to collapse, his hand holding the pigeon was about to gradually lose strength, and the arm he had been outstretching began to become more and more numb. The eyes aren't very good either. The pigeon in front of me will become bigger and smaller for a while, two for a while, and something else in your hand, soft bread, is it a sweet cream filling, a meat bun with a thin skin and a big filling, will it be your favorite pork and green onions? In fact, since wearing the cartoon underwear with a pig's head pattern, he especially hates green onions, a vegetable, although he is a necessary condiment in the cuisine, but he usually lacks it without any taste.

Now it's different, if he is holding a bundle of thick and spicy green onions in his hand, he can fly happily.

This determination to go against his conscience was really hard to make, and the pigeon in his hand made him embarrassed and embarrassed, and the pain of being in a dilemma tormented his compassionate heart.

Wow!

The sound of hurried footsteps in the distance was getting closer and closer, and the panic of confusion was inserted between him and the pigeon like a third person, giving him reason not to torture himself so painfully anymore. Listen quietly. The sound of shoes stepping on the stone slab became more and more urgent, he wanted to turn around and look in the direction of the person who came, he hoped that the person who came was Hou San holding a sumptuous food in his hand, and it had already been mixed up to this point, so let's remove the adjective!

As long as it is fresh food, it is better to have a bottle of mineral water, what more could you ask for at this moment. Don't use adjectives when you say good, remove the freshness, and then lower it to a higher level, and don't ask for any mineral water for the water, as long as it's clear water, even if it's the water in the lake, as long as it's clean.

Bai was busy, his body couldn't turn, his head couldn't move, he simply kept his original posture motionlessly, so that there was no noise interference, and he could clearly hear the sound of footsteps had gone up the steps of the pavilion, rolled his eyes and swept the silhouette of a person, and rushed into the pavilion quickly, the speed was so fast that Lin Yang didn't see the face of this person, and when he saw it clearly, this person had already spread his legs and stood in front of a big pillar in front of him, with his hands stretched out in front of him, doing movements that everyone understood.

There was no sound of gurgling water, no silent rustling, and he didn't see any liquid left along the pillar for a long time, he didn't seem to notice Lin Yang lying on the eaves of the corridor behind him, let alone notice that he was still holding a pure white pigeon in his hand.

Lin Yang looked at him quietly, the brown casual suit jacket looked a little small on him, he was not short, medium to tall, fat, it was estimated that he had just shaved short hair, and his head was not small. The light blue jeans on the lower body do not look like new, the metal buckle decoration on the butt pocket of the jerk pants has rusted, and the color of the pants is not bright enough. On his feet were a pair of freshly oiled black leather shoes, and the soles were stained with paste-like shoe polish that had not yet been opened.

I can't see his facial features from behind, and I can't guess his age and occupation, but this guy is sure that he is suffering from reproductive diseases, and he hasn't seen his urine discharge for so long after posing for so long.