Chapter 068: Fairies are also beasts
Urinary incontinence, urine waiting, yellow urine, white urine, urine sugar, frequent nocturia, I don't know where I heard these harmful professional terms, it seems that for a teenager in the upright development period, this is such an intimidating word, compared to the close contact with distant relatives who can't be hit by eight poles.
But for the person in front of him who can't squeeze out half a drop of urine with all his might, these appalling terms are estimated to be like seven aunts and eight aunts, plus mother-in-law, sister-in-law, these close relatives are nagging in their ears, I don't know if he has any experience in picking up ashes, and his daughter-in-law will be extremely reluctant to blame endlessly!
The reproach of so many people, some of them are of course out of concern for him, and some of them will quietly slander or viciously slander behind their backs, no matter how they talk about their own bodies to such a decadent state, no matter what kind of intentions these relatives have, or how difficult the fierce wife is, or there are still worries about his health.
Nothing is bad, this world is not bad, women in the world are not bad, men are not bad, children are not bad, chickens, chickens, dogs, dogs, ducks, ducks, pigs and pigs are not bad, flowers and trees are not bad, fish, insects, birds and beasts are not bad, since living in such a bad nature, all things should learn to share, yes, this idea is not bad, the world needs to be shared, men need to share girlfriends, women need to share boyfriends, children also need to share, everything is shared, only the lonely old people enjoy the cold wind and heat, From generation to generation, even if there will still be dross that is not shared! Then the world is still not bad!
There is an old saying that "the body is the capital of the revolution" and the body is fixed to carry all the sour, sweet, bitter, spicy, happy, painful, willing, unwilling, should, unwilling, and all the feelings, just like a boat swaying on the sea. Whether it capsizes halfway or reaches the other shore safely, no one cares if your devastated hull is leaking or not.
Even though Lin Yang's now painfully weak body was about to die, he longed for him to squeeze out the extremely shy urine. Whether the tube is yellow or white, with a few plus signs for sugar content, didn't he say that he needed all the fluids to moisten his throat? When it comes to life and death, to hell with those illusory and unrealistic self-esteem!
So he didn't dare to make any sound, and even worried that Xiaoqiang, who could make a squirming sound under the seat, would spoil his good deeds and run out to disturb him. I don't have the courage to move.
I have prayed to the heavens countless times, prayed to the Buddha, and even silently recited what I didn't believe in, I wasn't very familiar with, and I didn't know that it was the believer who copied the words of the scriptures by hand.
Amen! The title page in the depths of my heart is densely packed, and I don't know how much space I wrote.
But what! The body of a nineteen-year-old boy who is not very strong, like falling into the bottomless abyss of the heinous abyss of the Demon Dao, cannot move the gods of the four directions of the heavens, and he is even stingy with a soak of urine.
What is the use of guarding this pure and ignorant goodness, heaven and earth are not divided, chaos is unknown, where is the right way in the world!
Trembling and even letting out a low pig roar, ashamed to see the weak trickle of people, intermittently and finally flowing down the pillar, this guy's bladder is probably stuffed with stones like slag, how can there be only a little bit of something as thick as soup!
There was also a shiver on his face, and the scorched urine seemed to have gone through a ninety-nine-eighty-one difficulty, filling the sore on the pillar and dripping a few drops on the ground.
Fuck you don't think this pillar is a beauty, do you! Seeing it as his hidden sperm volume, perhaps it may make people believe that as a normal person's bubble of normal urine, it can only diagnose him with the symptoms of incomplete urine.
But although this kind of broad daylight scene is a bit vague, after all, it is clear at a glance that the demon envoy who is in the demon realm should also take care of a little face, doesn't this guy even have a little self-esteem!
Finally let out a sigh of relief, and hurriedly did not even tie his belt, and turned around in a hurry, without raising his head or opening his eyes, and the stride meteor wind seemed to disappear from the way he came. This eagerness is like rushing back to comfort the unsatisfied sister-in-law, which is incredible.
always makes fun of my sister-in-law, my wife is terrible when she sees it, and she asks endlessly, and the secret is always unable to contain the fire. Snap your toes and think about how many people will lock him in a dog cage with a stick like a dog. The only thing that is certain is that his father-in-law, Lao Taishan, must be on his side, in this kind of thing, Jiang is still old and spicy, old and calculating, he has been working before him for many years, and he is his own daughter, what do you and I do! Brother-in-law, since they are already brothers-in-law, what else is there not to do with the Chain Gang. Bah! Comparing the old man to a dog is really heinous!
There is another point that must be explained, and the brother-in-law of the old man is not a person, the chain is not a forbidden, although they are all sisters-in-law, that is two different things, this is not the other at all blood relationship, but you can't scold him for being a beast, slandering the old father-in-law's honest and simple and kind nature is already very unwilling, and no longer regard this only person connected to the same fate as a person, heaven and earth do not allow it.
The dying man will not cause public outrage, right? Amen!
I didn't have time to shout at him when I ran so fast, he had no hope of urinating, so I could always help get some water! If you have a fire in the house and a fire on your eyebrows, you should also have the mercy to save a dying person! Even the slightest mercy can spark a prairie fire. Just as a little bit of your urine can save the life of a dying man. Not dirty, everything becomes meaningless in the face of life and death.
You can resent me for being spineless, and you can despise me for being humble and lowly, but when life and death befall everyone's head, I wish you well, and I hope you don't bow your arrogant head.
The lying man didn't find it, and the lying man didn't find the bird he was holding, so could it be that he was blind, how did he get here? Is it with tentacles? Hallucination? Dying and hallucinating? Is this what all dying people look like? Mistaking a huge arthropod for a human?
I thought I could let go of this lovely pigeon, but it was really difficult to make myself evil until it was absolutely necessary, after all, what was carved into his bones was a kind and pure soul, but God seemed to have been forcing him to do evil.
Since you don't give it, why should you take what others give, does the Queen Mother also have illegitimate children? But what does this hat of shame have to do with him. Such despicable means should not be used. You can humiliate him to his face, no, how can you do it for a bunch of mortal flesh and bones! You are the Lord of All Things, the Emperor of the Three Realms, and the King of the Universe who stomps on the Three Realms.
You can quietly send a team of people, and the heavenly soldiers and generals will be saved! He doesn't like to be a chicken, even if he is a daughter, he would rather be a female dog.
All you need is an unruly and unknown furnace fairy, and you don't need a knife that is too big, a foot long and made of ordinary steel, so you can save yourself those strange treasures! Poke in from the left two fingers of the heart, where is his heart, dig it out, put him in front of you and make him beat like you admit your mistake! That's enough! How easy it is for a Heavenly Emperor to control the fate of all living beings to do this, like crushing an ant to death and trampling on a black cloud.
The pigeon has been in the palm of his hand for too long, the feathers on his body are wet, the gray beak is open, and the red pointed tongue is sticking out, as if he wants to sing a song to Lin Yang.
But he couldn't even make a sound out of breath, and he sang a yarn, anyway, what Lin Yang needs now is not a beautiful singing voice, when he is thirsty and hungry, the beautiful sound of nature is not as real as a small cup of burnt urine, what painting cakes to satisfy hunger, what Wangmei quenches thirst, all of them are just hypocrites to fool the public and work for them.
Stalemate, the bird and Lin Yang were in a stalemate for a while, Lin Yang and the surrounding dead environment persisted for a while, upset, the fire in the inner bag was burning, and the fire erupted from his throat all of a sudden, it was really a little unbearable.
Holding the bird for so long, the strength is almost exhausted, and if you don't make up your mind, after a while, all the strength is exhausted, even if you accidentally kill the bird, you won't still have the strength to unscrew its head.
The breeze blew a slight cool breeze across his forehead, wrapped in a fragrance rushing to his face, the faint fragrance came from the essence of the flowers, but he had lived in the mountains for a long time and was used to smelling the potpourri, and it was easy to distinguish that this fragrance came from a synthetic inferior perfume, as for what brand it was, only a professional fragrance smeller could smell it, but this mixed annoying fragrance knew what his brand was for. Ten dollars on the streets can buy a large thing, and he has no value in discussing it.
It became more and more intense, and the footsteps became more and more urgent, although it was lighter than the man just now, but the frequency was the same. Smell the fragrance and know the woman, judging from the taste of this inferior perfume, the woman who comes will not have a high taste.
Taste doesn't matter anymore, but finally someone is here again, and it gives him hope that he can live.
Suddenly, the nepotism fluttered, the fragrant wind skimmed, and the things that floated into the pavilion, but he saw a vague back, which frightened Lin Yang. It's black and white, what the hell is this?
When Lin Yang was so frightened, he vaguely saw that this was a person's back, and it was definitely a woman, because he was wearing a black dress similar to a ballet costume, so short that she had just squatted down and the skirt opened automatically, and there was no need to prepare for more movements. Unexpectedly, she squatted at the foot of the big red pillar without hesitation. Oh! Is it convenient for a woman to face a pillar as well?
Could it be that this man's exclusive action has also begun to be shared? finally came to the savior, but Lin Yang forgot how to shout for help.
Finally, unlike the man, it is more reassuring to turn around and still face the pillar. There are some things that can't be shared. Lin Yang was so excited that he almost cried out, so excited that he wanted to say a few words of thanks to God, but his trembling lips couldn't make a sound.
She still kept her head down, completely unaware of Lin Yang's existence, maybe she never imagined that there would be a man lying in the dirty pavilion that was used as a toilet.