Chapter 65: Laughing until my stomach hurts
This side of the capital is just a microcosm, and most of the country's morning film schedules are "Tang Bohu Dots Autumn Fragrance", after all, it is the first day of release!
Towards the end of the advertisement, Lemon looked around, and more than half of the people were seated...
It's really worthy of Bai Xiaofei!
Today is a working day...
At the beginning of the movie, the logos of the two production companies appeared, and the logo of Bai Xiaofei's studio was very simple, just a string of block letters...
Then the picture turned, and a line of big characters appeared: Director Bai Xiaofei's work.
It's as simple as that, and there aren't even the names of the rest of the film's cast and crew, and then, the movie is officially screened...
First, there was a very festive soundtrack, and then the two big characters 'Tang Mansion' appeared on the screen.
A group of people were anxiously waiting for something in front of the Tang Mansion.
"What's wrong today? I've been waiting for two hours, why hasn't the door opened yet? ”
"What are two hours? I've been waiting for three hours! ”
At this time, the door opened, and two strong men carried out a basket of garbage, and the group performers rushed up to grab the garbage...
One of them grabbed a piece of paper and shouted, 'I have finally grabbed Tang Bohu's ink treasure!' ’
As soon as the camera turned, a pair of delicate hands elegantly and calmly took the thickest brush from the pen holder, dipped it in ink, held its breath, and seemed to be about to paint!
Then he started grilling chicken wings ...
"Haha..."
Very typical Bai Xiaofei!
With this one shot, Lemon is satisfied!
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Every director has his own private goods, commonly known as the language of the lens!
For example, Wang Jiawei likes to shoot shots of the hero and heroine sitting in a taxi together; Jiang Wen likes to pat women's feet...
For audiences who are familiar with Bai Xiaofei's movies, they like his nonsense...
In fact, there are many comedy works with such scenes, but they are not as natural as his performances.
And the beginning is standard nonsense!
If you see a movie that is verbose at the beginning and can't get to the point, nine times out of ten, this is a rookie director, and the average rookie director, what he likes to do most is to show off his skills!
The so-called showmanship is to add all kinds of flashbacks, interludes, and flashbacks to the movie, wanting to forcibly cram all the techniques and skills into a movie.
In fact, narrative techniques, like special effects, are just a tool, and they can only be used when they are needed to maximize their value, otherwise it will be counterproductive.
Of course, the director knows what the movie is about, but he needs to think from the perspective of the audience, how to shoot and how to cut it so that the audience can understand it, and he must be accurate, once he explains too much, it will become a mediocre work, giving people a feeling of "I'm afraid that everyone can't understand it", but if it's too personal, everyone really can't understand it!
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The whole screening hall began to burst into laughter, and it was Zhu Zhishan played by Qiao Shan who appeared:
"Brother Tang, help!"
"It seems that Brother Zhu must have lost all his money in the casino again?"
"The parents who gave birth to me, Brother Tang who knows me!"
"Among the four great talents in Jiangnan, Brother Zhu is the most free and easy, and everyone knows it! The so-called wind blows the eggshell, wealth goes to people's happiness, this is your motto, isn't it? ”
"I have won awards, but compared to Brother Tang's unruliness, the younger brother has to be out of reach!"
"Haha... It's just that Brother Zhu, you lose a few hundred taels every few days, and if you lose it all, you run to call for help, and you keep doing this... It's not a way to do it, is it? ”
"Insightful, the younger brother is in view of this, this time he broke the axe and sunk the boat, and lost everything that he could lose in his life at once, a full 300,000 taels, I hope that Brother Tang will paint thirty paintings for me, so that I can pay off my debts and save my life!"
"Yes, yes. Ah Shui, you go out first!
"Yes, young master!"
"Bastard, do you treat this place as a good hall? Want thirty paintings? No need to talk! ”
"Don't be like this, it's all my fault, I'm not good, I'm kowtowing now to admit my mistakes. Don't you think about the time when I borrowed "Jade Thin Ball" to give you a good time, you also think about the fact that I have helped you sell paintings and saved a lot of money in the past few years! Now the brothers outside say that after the three pillars of incense, I can't get thirty paintings and will dismantle me in eight pieces! Help me! ”
"Three-pillar incense? Hmph, don't say that my brother doesn't take care of you, I will definitely write a couplet for you in your mourning hall, one writes that death is more than innocent, and one writes death is not a pity! You've made your choice! ”
"Bohu, don't be so good, okay? It's a big deal, I swear a poisonous oath, if I gamble again in the future, I will let the ugliest woman in the world **** night after night, until her body is incomplete and crumbling, so it's okay, right? ”
"Ahh Can you make such a tragic poisonous oath? Okay, I'll help you again! Come on, the four treasures of the study are waiting! ”
"Brother Tang is really loyal and courageous, chivalrous and heroic!"
"Don't talk nonsense, take it off for me!"
Johnson really took off his essence on the spot...
So there is the magic of this 'eagle spreading its wings and swallowing the world'...
"But what I admire most about Brother Tang is that you can make the double points on my chest into flowers, my palms into trees, my buttocks into stones, my front feet sit on clouds, and my back feet become mountains. Hey, what part of my body did that majestic eagle draw from? ”
"It's your lifeline!"
"Ahh As I expected, it was majestic, enthusiastic, and simply expressive! ”
"I'm talking about the little worm in the eagle's beak, where does it come from to be majestic and enthusiastic? Cut! ”
"Haha..."
There is no doubt that it was a burst of laughter...
It's dirty, but it's funny!
In the first five minutes, everyone was hooked in!
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There are roughly two types of low-budget dark horse themes recognized in the film industry, one is small-budget comedy, especially modern comedy, and the other is low-budget horror films.
Because of the congenital constraints of horror films, there may be good works to make up for the sky, after all, our censorship system explicitly prohibits the appearance of ghosts!
But comedy is different!
Although there has been a period of trough, it is impossible to slump all the time, in recent years, the comedy of pants, Xu Zheng, Ning Hao's comedy, twist comedy, and the comedy of Xiaobeibei still occupy a place in the box office market!
But like "Tang Bohu", it is obviously a costume drama, but it is really rare to make the audience laugh until their stomachs hurt!
The jokes in "Jiupin Sesame Official" are not dense, and most of them are made by abuse...
"Tang Bohu" is different, almost every line is funny!
In other words, there is no way, the audience wants to laugh as long as they see Xiaobai!
Moreover, the supporting roles are really amazing!
Zhu Qian, played by Wu Junru, recounted the past events of the year, which directly made the audience burst into laughter...
"Because your father lost the battle back then, so on today's weapon spectrum, the scholar's life-killing sword is ranked second, our overlord gun is ranked third, and Xiao Li's flying knife is considered fourth!"
"And who's number one?"
"It's Xiao Li Feidao's mother, it's a pity that she has passed away!"
"Oh, it turned out to be Xiao Li's fucking flying knife, what a pity!"
The picture of the four talented people in the south of the Yangtze River traveling together...
We said that a good comedy movie must have foreshadowing, and we must make this stalk give people a feeling of being caught off guard but taken for granted!
However, "Tang Bohu Dots Autumn Fragrance" is different, he just puts the joke in front of your eyes!
The four talented people walked the catwalk, forcing the girl to jump into the lake;
"A group of geese under the mountain, boo to drive the Luohe, fall into the river to catch geese and cure hunger, and go home to play with his wife after eating!"
With Bai Xiaofei's demonic laughter.
Lemon Laugh's child is about to be born - if he has this function...
However, a small number of viewers who bought tickets were very dissatisfied,, it's been almost twenty minutes, what about our fairy sister?