Chapter 66: What is the Image?

It has been a hundred years since the development of the film industry, and various market and business laws have been summed up by batches of filmmakers - the facts of the piles have also clearly proved that whoever follows these market rules will sell well, and the box office will explode.

Comedies are all recognized by the predecessors, as long as they are filmed well and have their characteristics, they may become the subject of box office dark horses!

If you think about it, a movie like "Love Saint", which has been criticized by a bunch of people for straight male cancer, still won 600 million box office!

In this era, everyone is very tired, who doesn't want to take it easy?

By extension, in thousands of years of history, whether ancient or modern, Chinese or foreign, in fact, all people are very tired, otherwise so many emperors in ancient times, almost without exception, were particularly fond of traitorous ministers?

To put it bluntly, everyone wants to relax, loyal ministers can only bring more troubles, and traitorous ministers are more likely to coax the emperor to be happy - just for the happy time of laughing from time to time, even if the emperors know that the person is a traitor, and that person is greedy for a lot of money, they just sigh and say silently: Forget it, when I die, let the next emperor clean him up, at least I live, keep him rich and safe, let him make me happy!

Even more so for movies!

Therefore, the general kind of movies that deeply observe, explore and torture society and human nature, even if they win the Venice Golden Lion and the Berlin Golden Bear, the box office will not be very high!

From this point of view, if you pursue art, then don't cry and cry for what to schedule!

In the early stage, I was reluctant to even do publicity, but the movie went up, but I was counting on the theater to schedule the film for you, who do you think you are? Old Mouzi?

You're just Wang Xiaoshuai!

The entire story line of "Tang Bohu Dots Autumn Fragrance" completely follows "Three Smiles of Marriage", so Zhou Xingchi can add jokes unscrupulously!

Of course, when he did this Dan Ying, the director was Li Lizhi, a director who fully respected him.

If you run into Du Qifeng, you won't be so lucky...

……

"Autumn fragrance!"

β€œβ€¦ This is very ordinary, nothing! ”

It's obviously lying with your eyes open!

Liu Yifei looked back and smiled, captivating the country and the city!

Xiaobai is very good at shooting women, only Qiu Xiang's face is clear on the entire big screen, and everything around is blurry...

"Don't worry, Brother Bohu, you have to know that beauty is a thing, like flowers, it needs green leaves to set off to show her charm, you can take a look."

"Beauty!"

A bunch of women turned around, as a foil to the flowers, and of course the girl next to her had to crook her eyes...

"Wow! Looking at it again, she is really as beautiful as a fairy? Let's go to the temple and get moving! ”

From Tang Bohu's appearance, the tone of the whole play is already very clear - a costume movie with modern colors.

Popping up a sentence or two in English from time to time will only make people feel more funny!

"Look at you!"

β€œFollo me!”

"Oh my God! It turns out that the most beautiful smile in the world today is a smile full of love, and I found my ideal all day long, she is Qiu-Xiang (music from the pigeon flying... )”

This one is simply amazing.

It's time to sell yourself than to be miserable!

"Wangcai... Wangcai... Wangcai, you can't die, Wangcai, you have followed me for so many years, you have affection and righteousness for me, and you treat each other with all sincerity, but now I haven't even let you eat a full meal, I'm sorry for you, Wangcai! ”

"Xiaoqiang! Xiaoqiang, what's wrong with you, Xiaoqiang? Xiaoqiang, you can't die! I have been with you for so many years, and I have been teaching you to raise you as if you were my own flesh and blood. ”

"Sister Qiuxiang, both of them are so miserable, who should we choose?"

β€œβ€¦ Let's see! ”

"*!"

"*!"

When the narrow road meets, the brave wins.

"Big brother, don't make trouble. Look at how clean you are, go in and put on some makeup. Look at me, rotten life, rotten hands full of sores, how can you be miserable with me? ”

"Don't compare with me, I can't stand people comparing me the most!"

"How about comparing to you?"

"Aren't you pushing me?"

"Can you be worse than me?"

looked around, picked up a big stick and broke his arm: "You said that your hands are full of sores, and now my whole hand is broken, who is worse than whom!" ”

"You're having a great time, aren't you?"

"You son, I'm going to you today!"

"Lao Tzu will play with you to the end! , come on! (smashes his head with a stick, bleeding profusely) want to play with me? I don't even want my life, see how you compare to me! Who would dare to be worse than meβ€”huh? ”

The posture of falling to the ground was too ecstatic, and the screening room was about to be overturned by laughter!

Lemon smiled so happily that the girl next to him leaned on him and even slapped his thigh with her hand, but he didn't react, thinking that he had slapped it himself...

β€œβ€¦ Hey, this pomegranate sister is so familiar..."

Lemon replied casually: "They say it's Zhang Filling!" ”

"I'll go, Zhang Chongai..."

"It seems to have been introduced by Mr. Wu Bo, the boss in our group is an insider of Bai Xiaofei's studio, and he told us a lot of things!"

"Swarm? What swarm? ”

"Bai Xiaofei's movie fan group, aren't you in the group?"

Lemon reacted at this time, he didn't seem to know this girl, and the girl was a little shy and withdrew her right hand that had been patting Lemon's thigh...

"Your boyfriend doesn't like Bai Xiaofei?"

β€œβ€¦ He's not a boyfriend, do you know the spare tire? He doesn't watch movies and feels like a waste of time! ”

Lemon was tempted to ask her, 'Does he have sex then?' Do you feel like a waste of time? ’

The girl has probably forgotten that she still has a spare tire to coax, or maybe she thinks that Lemon is also suitable for making a jack (when changing the spare tire): "Hey, who made this soundtrack?" How is it so fun? ”

Lemon replied enthusiastically: "Oh, it's Master Hu Weili that Bai Xiaofei is looking for, and there is also a team named Ren Yajing, I heard that the latter was directly signed by Bai Xiaofei's studio, in order to poach them, Bai Xiaofei specially bought a large video studio and rented it to them for free!" ”

"Wow, that's a big deal!"

"Of course, all of Xiaobai's movies have soundtracks that follow up in the early stage! He said that the difference between movies and TV series is the means to create atmosphere! ”

"How do you know so much?"

β€œβ€¦ No, these are all essential elements for iron powder..."

"Wow! Kissed! ”

On the big screen, 9527 is kissing Qiu Xiang unlovely.

"It's too fake, it's a borrowed position at first glance!"

"Don't you know? Xiaobai generally doesn't shoot kiss scenes! ”

"Ah, why?"

"He's got a girlfriend!"

The girl looked at the lemon strangely: "... However, Yang Lan kissed all kinds of things in "Xiangmi"..."

"Really? Maybe it's a long TV series..."

……

"Fortunately, I tried my best to protect my face, and my handsome appearance was preserved, I want to find a chance to confess to her tonight, and see if you are emotional to me!"

"Haha..."

"I'm going... Sister Pomegranate! ”

"Little brother, I am known as Yushu Linfeng Sheng Pan An, a little ** Zhou Botong with plum flowers and begonias!"

"Strictly speaking, I'm also a thief, but I'm not a thief, you can treat me as a thief who steals my heart!"

"Qiu Xiang, you're too impulsive, but no wonder, you're still young, but I like it... Hey..."

"Mrs. Yu, the villain lives on the edge of the city of Suzhou, his family has a house and a field, and his life is boundless, who knows that Tang Bohu, he is very hateful and ruthless, colluding with the government to be lawless, occupying my big house and taking my land, my grandfather and him came to turn his face, and he was beaten flat by a stick..."

The girl next to Lemon was already laughing so much that she couldn't stop laughing, her body trembled violently, and she subconsciously reached out and patted Lemon's arm...

How to say it, thanks to the girl's lovely appearance, otherwise the lemon will be 'flattened with a stick'!

But he still reminded him in a whisper: "Sister, pay attention to your image!" ”

On the big screen, it happened to be Wu Zhuangyuan who sighed, 'After eating, you have to pull, you have to sprinkle after pulling, and you want to eat after sprinkling, life is to eat Lazar!' Miserable! ’

"Haha... Uh, haha... uh..."

This kind of and pee fart especially scratches the laughter of lemons, and the laughter is like a rooster crowing...

Well, the lemon itself has lost its image ...