Chapter 16 It doesn't matter if no one knows
The performing arts of opera have a unique trick that no drama, opera or other performing arts have: this is the "appearance" of the actors.
Regardless of birth, dan, net, or ugly, when you appear for the first time, you have to stand at the "entrance of the court" for a moment and show a photo.
Bai Xiaofei's appearance method is very particular, and it belongs to Xiaosheng's appearance method!
Don't underestimate the appearance, some actors appeared, radiant and dazzling, which lifted the spirit of the audience, was firmly absorbed by him, and God yearned for it, and the following scenes were easy to see.
Some actors come on the stage, stop for a while, inconspicuous, dim, the audience is indifferent to his appearance, and even a little disappointed, a little frustrated, the following performance, to win the audience, it will be difficult.
It's all skillful, so, really, don't underestimate the actors.
The so-called one minute on stage, ten years of work off the stage, is by no means just talk!
……
Bai Xiaofei picked it up, bent his legs and bowed, his eyes were awe-inspiring, and he made a murderous posture: "Do you see my outfit?" ”
As he spoke, he raised the knife in his hand, touched the tip of the knife slightly, and showed an unfathomable sneer: "Do you see my equipment?" ”
"Did you remember a sentence? The so-called moon is dark and the wind is high..."
In the last four words, Bai Xiaofei is the tone of Peking Opera, full of rhythm and rhythm.
Immediately, an audience member answered the audience: "Murder Night!" ”
Bai Xiaofei seemed to be taken aback, the injured knife fell directly from the knife, he covered his mouth, looked at the audience under the stands with some horror in his eyes, and only said after half a sound: "It's heavier than my taste?" ”
The audience was stunned for a moment, and then laughed, understanding that the scene just now was made by Bai Xiaofei.
But what does he want to play in this costume?
To be honest, when the audience saw Bai Xiaofei rushing up with a knife, they subconsciously thought that this was a sketch with martial arts elements!
But now it's like this, it is estimated that it is really not, sure enough, after arousing the appetite of the audience, Bai Xiaofei also entered the topic, and said with a depressed look: "Actually, I am an ordinary volunteer in the Lizhiyuan Nursing Home, since we beat our nursing home, there are three old artists, I am a professional sweeper, in order to coax them to sleep, I have become an apprentice!" ”
After a pause, Bai Xiaofei continued to complain: "And these three old artists - no one is compatible with anyone, and no one is convinced!" I'm a public apprentice, like a thief! ”
After introducing the background of the story, Bai Xiaofei crossed his hands on his waist and said with an open posture: "Today, I can't bear it anymore, fight with them..."
Gao Xiaopan's original version of "The Garden of Pears" has a lot of interactive links with the audience, Bai Xiaofei wants to learn, but no one knows him, if he speaks and no one takes a stubble, how embarrassing would it be?
Therefore, he walked straight to the host Wu Bo and pointed a knife at him: "Go back to your room and sleep, don't be happy!" ”
Wu Bo stepped back in cooperation, looking afraid.
The audience immediately cheered.
Walking to the place where the sub-stage and the main stage were handed over, Bai Xiaofei raised his knife and shouted in a unique Peking Opera pronunciation: "Master, the apprentice is here..."
As soon as the words fell, the sound of gongs and drums sounded, and at the same time, the curtain opened and the stage lights were lit up.
It's not the kind of very bright and dazzling close-up of the stage, a little hazy feeling, and with the background LED display of the Jiangnan garden style of the courtyard, a round of bright moon in mid-air, full of poetic beauty, just like an ink painting!
The audience noticed the scenery on the stage at this time: there were three small beds, and on each bed sat a person, except for the first person, who turned around, the other two were facing away from each other, and the light was dim, and the face could not be seen clearly, and only the second could be vaguely distinguished, and the third was slim, presumably a woman.
The first person has already turned around, and it is a man, but there is a charm between the eyebrows!
It's Mei Yanshu!
“… Why do you take a knife again? ”
"Master..."
"Didn't I tell you? We have to practice singing in Tsing Yi, dancing knives and guns, that is the work of martial arts! ”
Tsing Yi belongs to Danjiao, although Mei Yanshu does not wear makeup, but her gestures are charming!
This thing looks at the face, if you look very disgusting and pretend to be charming, you will feel disgusting, but Mei Yanshu does it as if it is natural.
"Hey, I know!"
"Sing!"
Bai Xiaofei: "... persuade the king to drink and listen to Yu songs, and relieve the king's depression and dance..."
"Baby, you haven't practiced again? Why is this voice so thick? ”
"No, master..."
At this moment, Bai Xiaofei's wrist sounded 'Didi' twice, and Mei Yanshu glanced at it in surprise: "What-sound?" ”
Bai Xiaofei hurriedly said: "Master, my time is up!" ”
"Time?"
The camera showed several groups of comedians who were enjoying the stage performance backstage, and Allen Guo explained: "It should be time to go to the second master..."
"This sketch is pretty good."
"Yes!"
On the stage, Mei Yanshu was stunned, and then asked, "Could it be that you can't show your original form?" ”
A few audience members laughed...
It's clear that this baggage didn't sound!
In fact, shaking the burden is not only about skill, but also about some external influences, there is no set pattern at all, just like during rehearsals, there are a lot of burdens that I don't know if it will ring, and sometimes, whether a joke can amuse the audience has a lot to do with who the person is talking about.
Bai Xiaofei and Mei Yanshu suffered losses, and they were not famous!
On stage, it's normal for the burden to be unsounding, and the performance of the two continues.
Being asked by Mei Yanshu, Bai Xiaofei paused, then rolled his eyes, and hurriedly said, "That... I, my clear qi rises, my turbid qi falls, my thoughts return to the large intestine, and my water enters the bladder..."
Mei Yanshu also came out of the Peking Opera role at this time, and said angrily: "Do you just say that you can't finish peeing?" ”
Bai Xiaofei nodded hurriedly, then knelt down and said, "That's what it means!" Don't overlord when the apprentice solves the problem of personal hygiene! ”
"Hurry up, go back!"
Bai Xiaofei got up: "You have to order!" ”
After shouting, Bai Xiaofei retreated, completely in the way of Peking Opera exit, probably walked out of the room, immediately spread out and ran, panting, and spread his hands to the audience and said: "See, nine deaths and one life, Peking Opera Master, tsk!" ”
After saying this, Bai Xiaofei touched his waist and showed the allegro inserted in his belt.
Sighed: "Next, Allegro!" Walk! ”
walked to the middle room, and at the same time took out the allegro, crackled and fought, and said loudly with a cooperable mouth: "Master! ”
At this time, the person who had been facing away from the audience in the middle turned around, and with Bai Xiaofei's allegro, he also crackled and said, "Come in..."
The camera gave him a close-up, it was Li Tianlin, but unfortunately no one knew him...