Chapter 17: Inheritance I
In the original time and space, Gao Xiaopan's "Pear Garden" was called a cross talk drama by him.
Why don't you say it's a sketch?
Probably to tell everyone that I haven't forgotten my roots, I always remember that I am a cross talk actor!
But in fact, it is still in the category of sketches.
The difference between the so-called cross talk drama and sketch is... It is said that the performance of cross talk is a cross talk drama, otherwise sketches will be allocated!
Some people say that a cross talk drama is a humorous drama that uses cross talk skills to perform.
Damn, what is cross talk skills?
Shake the baggage, take the baggage, don't all comedies in the world do this!
The reason why there are cross talk dramas is mainly to show the difference from sketches!
The ones that Mr. Feng performed in the Spring Festival Gala are out-and-out sketches, and the reason why he played cross talk dramas is because there is a competition on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala every year. Classified into the small category, you can't do Lao Zhao if you die, cross talk dramas are divided into cross talk columns, Mr. Feng always has to compare, for several years, the first in the small category is Zhao, and the first in the cross talk category is Feng...
The difference between sketch and cross talk: When two people stand and say, it is called cross talk.
Everything else should be counted as a sketch!
There is never a distinction between high and low in comedy!
As the two classic forms that will come to mind when we mention "comedy", cross talk and sketch, what is the difference between them?
Space-time view.
Cross talk, in terms of program form, is extremely free, where you want to say anything, you can say a few words if you want to, as long as you can finally form a complete program.
This is not the case with sketches.
As a derivative of drama training, the sketch naturally has the attributes of drama, and the concept of time and space of the sketch is strictly limited by the traditional drama "Trinity", that is, its time, place and environment must be consistent, and the sketch must be an infinite amplification of a certain fragment of life, and there can be no discontinuous changes in time and space. Although there are still new forms of expression such as modernity, avant-garde, and deconstruction, there is still only one way to go in sketches.
Speaking of "Pear Garden", Gao Xiaopan chose this show because of one word that can't be avoided - feelings.
In addition to this "Pear Garden", and his "cross talk history" is also a masterpiece of feelings.
In fact, whether it is feelings, irony, or theme, it should not become the natural commanding heights of a work, if a work wants to become a good work, it must first be of excellent basic quality, and the rest are just add-ons.
sold his feelings at the beginning, and admitted defeat in terms of strength.
This is a later story, so let's not show it for the time being...
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Allegro pays attention to skills, Bai Xiaofei doesn't know much, but fortunately, this book doesn't require him to show everyone's demeanor, just need to be simple and a little bit!
The stage performances are all inphysical, and Bai Xiaofei took two steps forward with an allegro, which means that he has entered the door.
After entering the door, the master and apprentice are like a competition, you hit, I hit, the two of them beat up and down with four hands, crackling and not lively!
Li Tianlin has been following Bai Xiaofei's rhythm, and he has to hold on, but fortunately, there is no problem with this rhythm...
After his debut, Li Tianlin read out an excerpt from "Linglong Tower" aloud to the rhythm of Allegro: "... In an instant, only to scrape, the stars scattered, the pit flattened, the ice melted, the loosening, the eagle flew, the monk walked, the warp was turned over, the lights went out, the nails were nailed, and the bow collapsed - a tongue twister! β
Except for the initial 'moment', Bai Xiaofei didn't make a sound at all, just stuck out his tongue on the side, as if he couldn't keep up with the rhythm at all, and when Li Tianlin finished speaking, Bai Xiaofei made a panting appearance and said: "I can't hold my face blue!" β
Li Tianlin glared at Bai Xiaofei: "You just sing the last sentence?" β
Bai Xiaofei was about to speak, when suddenly the alarm in his hand rang again.
Li Tianlin frowned and said, "Hey... What is this? β
Bai Xiaofei's eyes rolled, and then he put on a smiling face and played Allegro: "Master, Master, listen to me, the apprentice is going to the toilet!" β
Li Tianlin also said with an allegro: "There is a lot of and urine on the lazy donkey, sooner or later you will be angry with me!" β
Bai Xiaofei followed behind with an allegro: "Angry-you!" β
Li Tianlin's eyes immediately glared: "The guts have fattened you!" As he spoke, he pulled the allegro in Bai Xiaofei's hand, raised his leg and kicked him, directly kicking him in the ass and squatting.
Then, he turned around and returned to the bedside, while Bai Xiaofei took two steps forward and smiled wryly at the audience: "Hehe, my master, this leg is higher today than yesterday!" β
After saying this, Bai Xiaofei lifted the package on his waist again: "Down-" Only one word was spoken, and the smile on his face froze there: "The next one has to be transgendered..."
Denaturation?
Some viewers were immediately curious!
On the stage, Bai Xiaofei trotted to the last room, cleared his throat, and called out sweetly: "Hey, Master, are you seated?" β
The lights were bright, Sheng Yiyun wore a dark blue velvet cheongsam, outlining his slender figure, but his face was a little wrinkled, and his hair was gray, sitting there, with a good demeanor, and said lightly: "Sit!" β
"Hey!" Bai Xiaofei responded, immediately put aside his two pairs of thighs, and sat down in a daze!
Sheng Yiyun immediately frowned, and questioned Wu Nong softly: "Why don't you sit down?" β
Bai Xiaofei was stunned for a moment, looked down at his sitting posture, and glanced at Sheng Yiyun's sitting style, then suddenly, smiled bitterly, Bai Xiaofei put his legs together, put his hands on his knees, and sat in a beautiful daughter's house!
The audience was stunned for a moment, this...
Not to mention, Bai Xiaofei deliberately showed a bewitching look on his face.
This burden sounded, and the audience immediately burst into laughter!
Although the audience laughed, Sheng Yiyun was still not in a hurry, smiled slightly, and didn't look at Bai Xiaofei: "Eat tea and drink snacks." β
"Hey, Master Xie, it's just right, I'm thirsty!" Bai Xiaofei picked up the tea and wanted to take a sip, Sheng Yiyun suddenly shouted sternly: "How do you drink it!" β
"Uh..." Bai Xiaofei smiled, revealing that kind of charm again, gently twisting the lid of the cup, gently squeezing the mouth of the cup, and moaning with infinite style.
"Haha!" There was another neat burst of laughter from the audience.
It seems that the audience is just like this!
Bai Xiaofei comprehended and continued to maintain his soft side, and then Sheng Yiyun raised his hand to beat the beat, humming a prelude to Suzhou Pingdan: "... dripping and dripping..."
Bai Xiaofei, who was drinking tea on the side, suddenly spewed out a mouthful of tea, spraying a mist in front of Sheng Yiyun, but Sheng Yiyun did not dodge at all, the whole Taishan collapsed in front of her without changing her color, still maintaining her demeanor, continuing to hum, and by the way, she also glanced at Bai Xiaofei...
The latter had no choice but to stand up, straighten up and sing: "Step on the stone steps..."
Sheng Yiyun was very satisfied and said, "Okay! β
ββ¦ Walk the rain alley..."
When you sing the second line, it's already broken!
In itself, the tune of Suzhou playing and singing is high...
This passage is called "Gusu Xing", a very famous excerpt.
One of the classic Suzhou playing and singing tracks, Bai Xiaofei was reborn in this time and space, but the modern literary and artistic works in recent decades have disappeared, and the others are still there, including the previous Chaplin, and of course, those ancient literary poems!
The excerpts in "The Garden of Pears" are all classics that can best represent the art industry, and "Gusu Xing" is a famous song played and sung in Suzhou!
It shows the beautiful scenery of the ancient city of Suzhou and the pleasant mood of people when they visit.
Bai Xiaofei seemed to be very intoxicated, completely silent in his own world, and continued to howl hoarsely: "... The fog moistens the thoughts, the rain is idle, and the smoke locks the soul..."
It's completely noise, and there is no grace and calmness of Suzhou playing and singing at all...
"Stop..."
Sheng Yiyun was so angry that he covered his chest and reached out and shouted!
Don't talk about her, even the audience below is embarrassed to hear it.
Suzhou playing and singing is very popular in the south, and some viewers who know scolded them: "What kind of is this?" I sing better than him! β
Bai Xiaofei turned around, Sheng Yiyun gasped and said slowly: "Bring the quick-acting heart-saving pill for the teacher..."
"Oh, Master, how many grains will you eat?"
Sheng Yiyun pointed at Bai Xiaofei: "You eat!" Eat it all! β
Bai Xiaofei made an embarrassed expression.
Sheng Yiyun looked loveless, Bai Xiaofei hurriedly bent down to beat her legs, and dragged a long voice to snort: "Master..."
The latter ignored it completely: "I don't know how the ancient song came about, how it didn't come about, I have a hunchββ"
At this moment, Bai Xiaofei's wrist rang again: "That... Master, I... I'll get you the medicine..."
After speaking, Bai Xiaofei spread his legs and ran out.
Sheng Yiyun suddenly pointed at Bai Xiaofei and said angrily: "How can you run!" β
Bai Xiaofei was stunned for a moment, and reluctantly agreed: "Hey..."
After saying that, he shook off his hand, put on a charming expression on his face again, and ran away with a jump.
The audience burst into laughter!
Just as Bai Xiaofei ran to the middle of the front of the stage, Chen Jili walked up and shouted, "Bai Xiaofei! β
"Dean!"