"Don't ask for it, don't ask for it, it's all said that it's free." Nishino smiled.

"What's wrong? Sister Su Yu and Sister Lu Xin. Xiaoxiao and Hu Qunzi appeared.

"You see, this uncle is so dirty—" Su Yu pointed at Nishino.

"It's you!" Xiaoxiao and Hu Qunzi said in unison.

"You know her?" Xiaoxiao and Hu Qunzi asked each other at the same time.

Hu Qunzi took a deep breath and said, "Xiaoxiao, since you also know him, you can talk about it first."

"No, no, you're a sister, you say it first."

"Alright! He had come to see me before, and he was a little impressed. Hu Qunzi frowned, "I voted for two small scripts, what are they called "The Girl Swaying in the Wind" and "Huahua, Radish"...... It's not long, but it shows its personality. ”

Xiaoxiao disagreed: "He's a performance artist, and he told me to see sharks!"

"Shark!" The other three people were surprised: "When will there be sharks in Yangcheng?"

"No sharks...... "Smile was embarrassed, turned to Nishino and asked, "What are you selling?" ”

"This-" Nishino made no secret of it, and spread the "super cool" sample in front of Xiaoxiao.

Xiaoxiao frowned: "How is this sold, I'll buy two packs!"

"36 pieces." Nishino gently put two packs of "super cool" aunt towels into Xiaoxiao's hand, and he was not ashamed, "If you feel unwell after using it, you can call the company directly to complain, I am Nishino, the No. 008 salesman." ”

"The first snow ...... of 2002" Suddenly, Nishino's phone rang.

He immediately answered: "Hello, you want this...... Well...... Express delivery...... Are you going to post...... Still is...... Oh...... Globally connected? When will the global pass also be delivered? Oh...... Then I'll ask......"

Nishino turned around and left, and continued to call: "Hello, Global Communication, I have a courier ...... here" As the voice went away, Nishino disappeared in front of everyone.

"He seems to have forgotten to collect the money, huh?" Xiaoxiao is holding two packs of "super cool" in her hand.

"Yes, smile." Hu Qunzi nodded.

"He gave it to you! It's not easy to use and doesn't need money-" Su Yu and Lu Xin couldn't stop laughing, and supported each other: "Neurotic, a big man actually sells aunt towels-"

Because of the call of "Global Communication", he was resolutely rejected by the other party, thinking that he was hired by a certain person to smash the field.

Nishino is a persistent and simple person, a tendon and the other party's theory, insisting that he is not hired by a certain person to smash the field, the other party put the phone aside and no longer pays attention to him. But he still kept explaining until his phone ran out of battery, and then he gave up.

Nishino returned to the rental house in a daze, and the moment the key was inserted into the lock hole, he realized that something was wrong.

"Looks like where did the girl who bought the tampons have seen it? It's in the fountain! Nishino was a little confused: "How can you miss it without being prepared like this?" I haven't given her my poem yet! There is also someone who shouldn't have taken his money just now, no, it seems that the money was confiscated as well. ”

"What about the poem I wrote a few days ago, why is it gone, it must be that kid who stole from Hua Loubai to flirt with the girl, forget it and rewrite it!" Nishino's hand made a hard "click", the key was not broken, but the door opened by itself.

"It turned out that the door was open, and it scared me a lot." Nishino breathed a sigh of relief and entered the house, where a dark shadow was dangling in the room, it was Hua Lou Bai who had returned.

Hua Loubai dragged a mobile phone in his hand and was making phone porridge: "Then you listen to me, I have a thing on my body, which can stretch and bend, can be soft and hard, is very fun, and can turn...... Opportunity for you to appreciate and appreciate ......"

Hua Loubai's voice was very loud, and every word was in his ears, and he was terrified to hear it, he had never seen such a shameless person: "You rascal!" I'm picking up girls again—"

Hua Lou saw that Xiao Zheng was back, and hurriedly hung up his mobile phone: "Big brother, you're back." I've been waiting for you for a long time, and I want to talk to you about something. ”

"I don't have time right now." Nishino arrived at the room and put down his backpack, quickly sat down at the desk, brewed his thoughts, and spent an hour writing "To the Goddess", which he admired several times.

Caught off guard, Hua Loubai tiptoed behind Xiye, snatched the manuscript, and read it in the tone of a eunuch: "Qingqing and beautiful women don't hear it, then they meet/What can I do/Where the heart desires/All true, all true, all true/The Tao is fateful, but there is no fate/I don't know, I don't know/I hope to meet again/Very good, very good, very good——"

"Don't read it, Hua Loubai." Xiye was half angry with Hua Loubai, and his face turned blue, "Yin and Yang are weird, it's ugly, it's a pseudo-mother!" I was on the verge of throwing up. ”

"Big brother, your love poems are at this level, and you want to pick up girls." Hua Loubai picked up the pen and was about to revise Nishino's "To the Goddess", "I have to change it for you." ”

"You dare!" Nishino stepped forward to grab the manuscript.

I didn't know that Hua Loubai pinched too hard, "Sizzle-" The manuscript was torn, and Hua Loubai and Nishino each held half of it.

"Hua Loubai, you are looking for a fight! The love poems I worked so hard to make were ruined by you. Nishino roared.

"I didn't mean to." Hua Loubai knew that he was in trouble, and he was stunned for a while.

Nishino picked up "The Return of the Female Devil" on the table, and smashed it on Hua Loubai's forehead: "Hua Loubai, you have to compensate for my poetry today, otherwise you don't want to sleep." ”

The thick spine hit Hua Loubai, and a lump the size of a jujube immediately rose on his forehead, Xiye was not easy to mess with, Hua Loubai had to touch his hot forehead and muttered: "Big brother, don't you need to be so ruthless?" ”

"Who told you to toss!" Nishino scooped up a few packs of aunt towels, and smashed them at Hua Lou again, "You rabbit cub, you've been missing for a few days, and when you come back, it's a good thing for me." ”

"What's good? Do you have a crush on which cutie? "Hua Loubai is very sensitive to women.

"Mind your birds, you ran out to soak up girls by yourself, where did you get the money?"

"I don't tell him in general."

"Oh, it's still hidden, and one day I'll die in the flowers, don't blame me for not coming to collect your body."

"Big brother, I recently went to a club to apply for a job, and there are a lot of waiters there. Don't look at academic qualifications, only look at physical strength; Don't go to work, just go to bed ......."

"Shut up! Are you going to be a duck? ”

"That's a waiter, Waiteress, big brother."

"High-sounding, male prostitutes are ducks, and waiters, shameless!"

"Big brother, do this to make money. It's much better than you selling your aunt's towels all over the street, you don't need to be exposed to the sun and rain, and it's super cool! ”

"Honestly, how many days have you been making ducks?"

"No comment on personal privacy."

"You have a kind of, your eyes are dark, overindulgence, be careful that you die under the pomegranate skirts of those rich women."

"It's okay, I'm in good health, seven wolves in one night, hahaha-"

"Still laughing, shameless for money! Who bought you the phone? ”

"Client, a client who is almost fifty years old."

"I'm embarrassed to say that the customer, it's better to say that it's your aunt!"

"The customer is God, and whoever gives the money, I will provide quality service to whomever I want."

"Hua Loubai, you have fallen. From now on, you are not my brother, as if we had never met. You go—"

"Everyone has their own ambitions, not reluctantly. You sell your aunt's towel and I do my waitress. But you remember to me, I have paid a year's rent to the landlord for this rental house, and it is you who should go, big brother! ”

"Don't call me big brother, I don't have you as a duck brother." Nishino pushed Hua Loubai out of the room and closed the door with a "bang", "I'll give you the rent tomorrow, you get out of here!" ”

"Hey, big brother—" Hua Loubai shouted at the door.

"Let's go, go find your aunt!" Nishino scolded. Hua Loubai knew Nishino's character very well, and if he continued to consume it, he might be beaten up again, so he stopped talking.

The next day, at nine o'clock, Nishino woke up, looked out the window with melancholy eyes, thinking back to last night's events, and felt that he was a little too much, Hua Loubai was not a duck There was no way to do it, but he was a little flamboyant.

Retracting his confused eyes, he stared at the ceiling for a while. Nishino got up and went to the bathroom to wash up, and made a pack of instant noodles to settle breakfast. Nishino prepared more products to sell and walked out of the room.

Passing by the living room, Hualou Baile, who was lying on the sofa, asked Nishino: "Hey, big brother, why are you going, come and talk about the next day."

"I'm busy, and I'm going to sell a lot of stuff today." Nishino pushed open the door and stepped out with one foot, "Speak quickly!" ”

"Wait......" Hua Loubai rolled up from the couch and yawned.

Nishino retreated and teased Hua Loubai: "Legend has it that duck women have a lot of friends, right?"

"It's not legendary, it's a lot, big brother." Hua Loubai corrected, and last night's unhappiness seemed to be swept away.

"That's good, that's good." Nishino doesn't care about Hua Loubai's profession anymore, "Then you can help me recommend this aunt towel to them, and I'll give you a commission." ”。

"Cut! You're sick! Hua Loubai pursed his lips, "A big man, it's not good to sell something, sell this." But I'm still going to help you, because I appreciate you! ”

"Oh, thank you then, I'll go first."

"Wait." Hua Loubai stopped Nishino again, "Maybe we can have a super creative sales ......"

Hua Loubai leaned against Nishino's ear and chattered for a while. Nishino couldn't stop nodding, the corners of his mouth slowly curled slightly, and a smile surfaced.

Half an hour later, Xiye and Hualoubai came to the intersection of Yangcheng Pedestrian Street, the place with the largest flow of people. They negotiated with the management of the pedestrian street and rented a table and a space at a high price.

Then the table was placed to that side, and the aunt towel was piled on the left and right, and a book "Four Pillars Prediction Technique" was spread out, and Hua Loubai put on sunglasses and began to pretend to be blind. Hang a couplet behind the table - uplink: calculate everything in the heart of heaven and earth; Downlink: It is better to ask for Buddha and immortal than to ask me; Horizontal batch: fortune telling to send tampons