Chapter 56: A Love Poem of

This quite creative marketing plan is called touching the bones and looking at the face, and the effect is really good, and it immediately attracted a lot of people, especially beautiful women.

They were talking and laughing and pointing at the same time. Finally, a beautiful woman sat down in front of Hua Loubai and stretched out her hand and put it on the table.

The sky is blue, the clouds are white, the hands of the beautiful women are soft, the flowers are very cool to touch, and the beauties don't mind. Just look down and play with her LG phone.

After touching it almost completely, Hua Loubai spoke: "This beauty, although I can't see it, but I can feel it through your hand, what time is it?" It's 9:58, right? ”

"Wow, you're amazing! Tell me what else you're going to be! Hua Loubai retracted his gaze on the screen of the beauty's mobile phone, pretended to be and continued: "I also figured out that you use an LG mobile phone!"

"Wow, you're amazing!" The girl was amazed, and her expression was no different from that of a nymphomaniac.

"The girls' delicate and smooth skin feels so good. Just be a real blind man! Hua Loubai slowly closed his eyes and enjoyed it, and in this way, he looked at the bones of a total of fifteen beauties. In fact, Hua Loubai knows how to fart, all by cheating, this money comes so fast!

Nishino rolled his eyes on the side, just waiting for Hua Loubai to say, "Look at it, 80 yuan."

The impatient Nishino mechanically handed over his aunt's towel to the beautiful woman, and he was already numb to Hua Loubai's cheeky "disciple" nature.

"Oh, that's not right! This beautiful sister, I touch your hand and feel that your hand is so strong! Wow, this skeleton is a rare occurrence in a thousand years. "Hua Loubai opened his eyes and said nonsense.

"Don't, don't bother me, it's touching!" Where is this beauty, it's clear that he's a big man! Looks like they're here to find fault.

Nishino patted Hua Loubai's shoulder and was about to remind, but Hua Loubai directly refused, ignoring Nishino's meaning. It didn't look right, so Nishino slowly retreated and slipped away......

"Wow, you're so sexy, there's still hair."

"Then you can touch it more."

No, how is it a man's voice? Hua Loubai slowly opened his eyes, and was suddenly startled, a big * was in front of him, staring at himself fiercely.

"You have good skills in touching your bones! I don't know if I just touched my girlfriend, it's not cool......"

"Wow......" Hua Loubai pulled his legs and ran, this is touching the tiger!

Nishino, who left Hua Loubai and slipped away, returned home, counting the money on the sofa, dozens of times better than his harvest yesterday, and his heart was full of joy, and he couldn't help but admire: "Huahua, your brain is so big, there must be a big hole!" We'll move on tomorrow—"

An hour later, Hua Loubai came back panting, his hair was messy, his clothes were messy, and he was sweating profusely.

He fell to the floor: "It's too much, I've never seen such a stingy man, didn't he just touch his girlfriend's hand, and I only touched it for half an hour!" chased me five streets, five streets! Luckily, I was able to run fast—"

Nishino smiled and didn't speak, anyway, it wasn't him who was chased, but out of gratitude and brotherhood, Nishino still invited Hua Loubai to have a big meal nearby.

"Since there is money to be made, then we will continue to do well tomorrow." Hua Loubai said while nibbling on chicken legs, "Isn't it better than you selling aunt towels alone?" ”

"Yes, yes—but when there's an accident, I'll tapped you on the shoulder, so don't pretend to be blind." As soon as Nishino thought of Hua Loubai's embarrassed appearance when he came back from fleeing for his life, he couldn't help but want to laugh.

"Good! I left the stall and immediately ran for my life. Hua Loubai put down the chicken leg and took a sip of Sanxian soup, "If I ignore it, you can slap me-"

Yesterday, after Hua Loubai was desperately chased by a man and almost hit by a crit, the two of them learned to be a little bit obedient, low-key, and didn't dare to be too flamboyant.

The location is still at the entrance of the pedestrian street, and I sent some money to the administrator, the venue and the table are still the same, and the only difference between the props is that the back is changed-

Shanglian: I heard that there was a man pretending to be a blind girl yesterday

Xialian: It just so happens that I have come to arrest him at this moment

Horizontal batch: Support to send tampons.

Hua Loubai, who had palpitations, didn't dare to pretend to be blind this time, so he changed into Nishino to pretend to be a fortune teller, and still put on a pair of big sunglasses.

Xiye will not be as boring as Hua Loubai, and he rubs the oil by looking at other people's hands.

He didn't touch anything, and asked the girl to put her hand on the table, holding a thin red thread in her hand. The other end of the red line was handed over to Hua Loubai to be responsible.

Hua Loubai tied it to the girl's Qianqianyu finger again, and the wind blew quietly, and the small red line fluttered gently.

Nishino was reciting the calculations in his mouth, and his unusually serious expression almost made people unable to see the flaws: "This young lady, I can figure it out, you are a beautiful woman with good skin, big eyes, long eyelashes, and thin thighs, and your boyfriend must be a handsome guy." What a talented woman—"

The girl nodded vigorously, but without saying a word, Nishino continued to talk about some beautiful words such as "rich and rich" and "full of children and grandchildren".

"Damn, I didn't see it, this Nishino is more shameless than me." Hua Loubai on the side sniffed with a pack of aunt towels and scolded secretly.

"This little brother is so familiar! I remember yesterday there were two people who looked like you. But what you said today is very good, I'm happy, support you......" Suddenly a man spoke, "give you 100, don't look for it." ”

Nishino half-closed his eyes, looking through the lenses of his glasses, couldn't help but gasp: "My mom! Sitting opposite was the girl who had been touched by Hua Lou for half an hour yesterday! It was her boyfriend who was standing next to her who spoke! These two people are addicted to each other! Calm, calm! ”

"There are many people who look like China, and all the blind people in the world are the same! Thank you, thank you. Nishino pretended to fumble and accepted the money and put it on the table, "Man, give a small gift to the guest—"

For a while, I didn't hear any response from Hua Loubai, and this guy slipped away quietly at some point.

"No need." The man with a stubble on his face took the little girl's hand, turned around and slowly left.

It wasn't until the man walked a few dozen meters away that Nishino pretended to wave goodbye to the couple: "Go slowly, two-"

"Master, everyone else has gone a long way, can't you see it?" The onlookers couldn't help but laugh.

"I'm blind. Everyone laughed-" Nishino clenched his fists in time to apologize to others, "Huahua-"

"I'm coming—" Flaubert returned.

"Why didn't you give a gift to the guest just now?"

"I have a stomachache and just went to the toilet, big brother."

"Oh, it's good to be back." Nishino helped his sunglasses and thought, "It's okay, I'm as witty as me!" Then he patted his chest, took a few breaths, and shouted at the top of his voice, "Next-"

In the distance, Lu Xin, who had nothing to do, pulled Long Xiaoxiao to wander around the street, while Su Yu went to look for a job temporarily, and didn't come together, otherwise Xiye and Hualou would not be able to bear it.

"What's that doing? With so many people around, it won't be someone performing a chest breaker! ”

"Possibly." smiled and said, "Why don't we go over and have a look?" ”

"I don't want it! It looks like it's going to be bloody, but if the stone doesn't break, it won't be good if the ribs are broken. ”

"It's not that serious, is it?" smiled and agreed, "It's okay for us to go and see." ”

"Let's go somewhere else first, smile?"

"It's okay—"

So, the two went to a nearby store.

Nishino buried his head in continuing to look at people, according to his way, the effect was even better than yesterday's, and his popularity was even stronger.

"This girl, I can figure it out, you are a virtuous housekeeper, a good cook, and very confident. I don't know if you have a boyfriend? Without your support, I'll introduce one to you. A cold sweat broke out on Nishino's forehead.

"Okay, then I'll thank the master first." The "girl" on the other side spoke slowly.

"This is clearly a complete perverted shemale!" Xiye complained bitterly in his heart, thinking that he was dazzled, the girl was one meter eight, with dazzling lipstick on her lips and two round blushes on her cheeks.

The "girl" wears a suit and a white shirt and a black tie. She wears a denim miniskirt, stockings, and designer white sneakers. Nishino felt a little like vomiting, he was very suspicious that the "girl" belonged to the third sexual characteristics, and he decided to play a trick on the rogue rabbit.

"This girl, what do you think of my apprentice?" Nishino asked the girl with a smile, then pretended to see nothing, closed his eyes, "Flowey, are you on the left, or on the right......"

"Nishino, I didn't offend you, you play with me." Hua Lou thought about it, and hurriedly stepped forward, "That aunt...... Girl...... Don't get me wrong. ”

"Misunderstanding?" The girl immediately untied the little red rope tied to her hand, hugged her chest with both hands, and glanced at Hua Loubai with disdain, "What is the misunderstanding?" Just like you, the old lady can't look down on it, can't look down on it, do you know? The people who chase the old lady can line up from this walking street to the end, do you know, do you know......"

Obviously, she was really angry, threw down a hundred bills, pushed through the crowd, and walked away without looking back......

No, the girl poured back and took away two packs of "Super Cool" with a snort.

Hua Loubai couldn't hold back any longer, turned around and found a pillar to hold onto, and threw up, almost throwing up all the bile.

Xiye looked at Hua Loubai's embarrassed appearance, and the corners of his mouth twitched: "Wouldn't this be too much?" But it doesn't seem to matter, who told him to move my poetry! Next—"

Out of curiosity, Xiaoxiao and Lu Xin still came over to watch. The scene just now was so shocking that both of them smiled so hard that their faces were a little sore.

"Hey, that blind man with sunglasses is so familiar, and that aunt towel is really good." Xiaoxiao looked at Nishino very seriously, thinking, "This seems to be quite fun, why don't I try it too?" ”