The school bell had just rang, and students began to walk out of the school gate with their school bags on their backs. Usually, the two little security guards are still very conscientious, and every parent who comes to pick up their children has to check them several times to see if there are any traffickers who take advantage of the chaos to snatch children.

The students of the first middle school and the attached primary school are in and out from the main entrance, theoretically to facilitate management, in fact, it can reduce a lot of expenses, as a shrewd principal of the first middle school, how can he not have the heart to live at home, and do not want to save expenses, where is the bonus of so many female teachers!

Especially elementary school students up to the seventh grade. Parents who pick up their children are required to register in the security room, and the teacher will check the form of the parent's name and the child's name to claim the child.

In the past, there have been parents who have missed the precedent of picking up their children, making a lot of jokes, and their children don't know each other, is it because the parents are careless, or the family has a lot of stories to tell. As time goes by, abducting children has not happened for nothing.

Today, it is an exception for many years, two little security dogs took rats, and went to see the righteous and brave to catch Lin Yang, the porcelain toucher, so there is no restraint at the school gate, some teachers in the lower grades are very busy, among these teachers are the seventh grade teachers that the little security guard likes, Teacher Xiaorou, he doesn't need to be responsible for the students and parents he teaches, they are all in the seventh grade, and there are still fourteen or fifteen years old, if you don't even have the IQ to recognize your parents, is it necessary to go to the seventh grade? She's here to help a new colleague in the lower grades, her own sister. First-grade children are prone to mess up, but unfortunately she has just joined the job and only has the qualifications to teach first-grade, which is why the two little security guards are so concerned about Teacher Xiaorou.

Due to the low grades, parents who have something to do at home are in a hurry to pick up their children, and there is no security guard at the door, so they are uninvited and crowd the aisle of the school fence gate. and the teachers fought for each other, and started a battle for children.

It took a lot of effort for Xiao Wu Xiaowen to climb out of the impenetrable human wall, and he looked like an orphan who had fled from the war zone.

Their appearance is very different from when they were in the mountains, their messy hair has been cut into a nine-millimeter short haircut, a chubby round face, a tiger head, big eyes and double eyelids, a pair of thick eyebrows, revealing a natural spirituality! The brown and black brown brown skin, although it doesn't look very clean, it gives people a very healthy feeling, and he is shorter than his peers, if he says that because of the poor food and lack of nutrition when he followed Xu Maniac, why is he fatter than his peers. It's just that their fatness, which is different from obesity, should be said to be the shaft, and when they lift their clothes, they are full of large muscles.

The two children are surprisingly similar in various places, and if they don't say it themselves, no one can tell which of them is who by their appearance, and they have to admire the strength of their parents' genes.

The white-washed uniforms of No. 1 Middle School on their bodies were originally sponsored by the school, and the owner who wore this dress did not know if there was a top student in the college entrance examination, although there was no patch, but they were too hard when they squeezed it out just now, and there were several places where they had been sewn with needles and threads that had been opened.

Xiao Wu poked those holes with his fingers: "Brother! I have about five holes in my clothes, how many are in your clothes? ”

Xiaowen counted the holes in his clothes, and said coldly: "How many times have you said it, I'm older than you, please call me brother!" ”

Xiao Wu immediately refuted unceremoniously.

"Why are you older than me, the lord said, you were born an hour later than me, you should call me brother!"

Xiaowen tugged at the placket of his shirt and stared at his round eyes.

"Go! When Grandma was alive, Grandma said, I was born fifteen minutes earlier than you, you should call me brother! ”

Xiao Wu said angrily:

"Grandma doesn't count, grandma is a madman!"

Xiaowen is not to be outdone:

"What the lord said doesn't count, the lord is also a madman!"

Xiaowen rolled his eyes as if he had found something.

"How long is an hour?"

Xiao Wu looked left and right and finally found the red electronic watch pointer on the fence gate and thought about it.

"About fifteen minutes!"

Xiaowen immediately refuted it.

"Nonsense! An hour should be half an hour! How could fifteen minutes be so little! ”

Xiao Wu is like a dog barking wildly with his neck stretched.

"Anyway, my husband's, I'm your brother!"

Xiaowen did not show weakness, and also stretched his neck longer.

"I'm your brother! I'm better than you sir! ”

The more the two children talked, the more excited they became, neither of them would budge, and finally the verbal fight was not enjoyable, and they hugged each other and wrestled.

They tossed so much behind the crowd that none of the parents who picked up their children paid attention, just choking with the teacher to be the first to pick up the child.

fell at the school gate for a while, Xiao Wu didn't ask for a bargain, and Xiao Wen didn't suffer a loss. Often as a result, the two of them are becoming more and more boring.

Let go of each other's arms and pick up their respective school bags, the exact same black backpack, which is also sponsored by the school, although it is not as bad as the school uniform, and it is not much better. Xiaowen's schoolbag is missing a shoulder strap, Xiao Wu's schoolbag is broken with the zipper in the middle, and when it is thrown on the ground, the schoolbag is open, and the books in the schoolbag run out far away, Xiaowen picked up his schoolbag and helped Xiao Wu pick up the books on the ground.

"Xiao Wu, Brother Lin Yang is late again today, do you guess he is helping the old lady catch the cat today, or helping the old lady cross the road?"

"Who can guess this, it may also be to help the old man find the dog, or help the little girl press the bicycle chain!"

Xiaowen added.

"Anyway, we have to wait for him that day, so we can't finish our homework until the middle of the night!"

It doesn't seem to be comprehensive or profound, Xiao Wu made a summary.

"He's just stupid! It's too real, if he encounters a slander that day, see if he has a long memory! ”

"Nonsense! We are already so pitiful, and if we are slandered by others, how will we live? I probably won't even be able to go to school! ”

"If you don't go up, you won't go up, and if you go up, you'll learn what you learn today? Can you solve a one-dimensional equation? ”

"It's like you know, if you do, you can write my homework for me!"

"If I could, I'd ask you what you were doing! I didn't even learn the day before yesterday, the day before yesterday, and the day before yesterday, but I know under what circumstances 1+1 is equal to 3! ”

"Really! In what case 1+1=3? Tell me! ”

"Call me brother, I'll tell you!"

"Stinky beauty! Love to say it or not, I'll ask the teacher tomorrow! ”

"Ahem! Why didn't Brother Lin Yang come yet! I'm starving! ”

"Look at your little bit of interest! But I'm hungry too! ”

The two children squatted next to the road like beggars, hugged their schoolbags on their knees, and looked dejectedly, looking forward to seeing Lin Yang's figure at the end of the crowded street.

"Let go of me, let go of me! I don't know where the money goes! ”

Xiaowen immediately stood up with his schoolbag: "Xiao Wu, listen!" Was it Lin Yang's brother's voice that he shouted just now? ”

Xiao Wu didn't stand up as neatly as he did, because the books in his schoolbag always jumped out like a litter of kittens, and he stuffed those books back into the schoolbag with his hands and said, "I seem to have heard Brother Lin Yang's shouting." ”

They looked in the direction from which the sound came from, and only then did they see a group of people shouting around the crowded traffic on the other side.

"Hit him! Don't let him go, kill the porcelain, the money must be there! Search him! Definitely on him. ”

The two of them hurried through the crowded traffic with their school bags in their hands, and finally squeezed through the fence in the middle of the road.

Xiao Wen is a little faster than Xiao Wu, because Xiao Wu has to take care of his schoolbag all the time. Xiao Wen was the first to squeeze into the crowd, and Xiao Wu also wanted to squeeze in, but after his schoolbag touched someone, two restless books immediately fell out of it.

When he was picking up a book on his cat's waist, a person had just squeezed out of the crowd, and his movements seemed to be in a hurry, and the metal object on his hip accidentally touched Xiao Wu's head.

Something like the back of a knife, or a nail clipper, was lightly scratched on the forehead. Xiao Wu felt a pain in his heart.

He sighed softly, looked at him carefully, and the people who squeezed out of the crowd seemed to be in a hurry to leave, but they still couldn't stop the excited pile of Grandpa Mao in his hand. With a sneer of contempt on his face: "A bunch of fools! ”

Sneering, he hurried to the café not far away.

He didn't notice that Xiao Wu was staring at him, although Xiao Wu didn't know what was going on, but he hurt his forehead, he should have reminded him to apologize to him.

He was ready to stretch his neck, and just as he wanted to shout to stop him, Xiaowen squeezed out of the crowd and hurriedly grabbed his arm.

"Oh no, Brother Lin Yang was arrested!"

Xiao Wu had no choice but to give up, what he wanted to do just now was more shocking than the pain on his forehead.

"What! What did you say? ”

The noise next to the crowd was too loud, and Xiaowen pulled him under the landscape tree next to him.

"Brother Lin Yang and Touch Porcelain were caught by the school's security guards."

Xiao Wu blinked, "It's really fake, would Brother Lin Yang do that?" ”

Xiaowen said: "Do you believe it or not? ”

Xiao Wu rolled his eyes and looked at the top of the landscape tree, "No wonder the little security guards don't work around Teacher Xiaorou today, it turns out that they are brave and brave!" ”

Xiaowen raised his foot and kicked him hard: "I'm asking you to believe that Brother Lin Yang really went to touch porcelain?" ”

Xiao Wu said slowly: "Don't believe it! He shouldn't be able to do it, but we're really short of money right now! Do you think Brother Lin Yang is driven crazy, we haven't paid rent for two months! ”

Xiaowen's face was very ugly: "Do you believe this?" ”

Xiao Wu frowned tightly: "I didn't believe it!" I want to analyze and analyze! ”

Xiaowen kicked him impatiently again: "You die, you analyze a yarn, and when the police come, Brother Lin Yang will be arrested and taken to the police station, what should you do with me?" Hand in hand and go back to the mountains to be a savage? ”

Xiao Wu looked at him helplessly: "Why didn't Brother Lin Yang resist, how many people grabbed him and he couldn't beat him?" What are we going to do? What can I do to help him? ”

Xiaowen thought for a while and said, "Look at me and give you an analysis!" Based on my understanding of Lin Yang's brother, there are two little security guards who grabbed him, and the little security guards are right! The duty of others is to assist the police! So Brother Lin Yang can't do it, and he can't beat other people's ...... for no reason. ”

Xiao Wu raised his foot and gave Xiao Wen a kick fiercely: "Get out!" You don't let me analyze, you still analyze a fart, let's talk about how to save Brother Lin Yang! You went in and saw the situation inside, but I didn't see it, you hurry up and think of a way, don't you always boast that you are the King of the Dharma, the King of Methods! You've got a good idea! ”

Xiaowen bared his teeth badly: "I have thought of a way!" I just have to put on makeup for you! ”

The two of them are twins, and it may be a bit nonsense to say that they have telepathy, Xiao Wu saw his shameless expression, and he must know that Xiao Wen must have some crooked idea in his heart.

"Tell me, you've thought of a good solution, I hope it's not a bitter trick!"

Hehe!

Xiao Wen couldn't help laughing, leaned on Xiao Wu's ear, and muttered a few words softly.

Xiao Wu listened carefully, the expression on his face couldn't help changing, and after Xiao Wen finished speaking, he said suspiciously:

"Is this possible? Will they be fooled? ”