Generally speaking, when Xiaowen said that when he thought of a good idea, most of them were bizarre ideas, and from previous experience, even if he could solve the problem, it was mostly based on Xiao Wu's pain.

"Isn't it a little too obvious that the two of us look so alike and appear at the same time? They won't be able to see that we're acting? ”

Xiao Wu looked at Xiao Wen with a look of observation, hoping to find out how he would make himself suffer and save Lin Yang's brother in Xiao Wen's expression.

"Of course, in order not to be recognized by them, we have to wear makeup."

"Makeup? When did you learn a new skill again? Do we all have to wear makeup? Or is it just you doing your own makeup? ”

Xiao Wu racked his brains to think about how makeup could make him miserable.

Xiaowen said that he was in a hurry to save Brother Lin Yang in pain, but on the surface, it was very natural and relaxed. He inhaled deliberately with his hands over his nose, his eyes pretending to look at his feet, as if to show others that he hadn't figured out his plan yet.

Xiao Wu knew him too well, and the more he looked like this, the more it showed that a complete plan for persecuting him had been formed in his heart.

Staring intently at his hands and feet, because you don't know when his hand or foot suddenly came up in your important parts, making you lose your fighting spirit, and then he was so proud to implement his plan, I really wonder if this guy and he were born by the same mother, maybe his lord reversed their names, he should use the name Xiao Wu, he always loves to use his hands and feet.

"Shall we put mud on our faces? Then they shouldn't be able to see that we look alike. ”

Xiao Wu thought about it, was he telling the truth or was he making a false shot to divert his attention? His eyes still didn't dare to slack off.

"You stupid! Isn't this in the mountains, mud? It's full of solid asphalt and colorful tiles, where to find mud! ”

Xiao Wen pouted, "Where!" Under those paulownia trees, you should be able to find some soft soil. ”

"Are we going to pee and some mud?"

Xiaowen smiled proudly, "You thought of it too!" Right! That's what I thought. ”

"Do you still want to use your clumsy hands to smear those peculiar-smelling mud containing your body cells on my face!"

Xiaowen began to smile shamelessly, "You are really a roundworm in my stomach, how can you spy on my genius-like tricks!" ”

"! Any idea why I'm your brother! Because your tail is pinched in my hand, and as soon as you cock your ass, I immediately smell what a stinky shit you are going to pull out! ”

Xiao Wen didn't have the slightest embarrassment of being guessed by Xiao Wu, "Okay! It's okay to use your own urine, anyway, it's all for Brother Lin Yang, whoever has pee will pee! But we have to say okay, you have to call me brother with your urine, and I will call you brother with my urine! ”

Xiao Wu tightly blocked his crotch with his schoolbag, since he had already said that he had pissed, would he be far away from his little brother? Maybe you're talking about it, and your fists or feet are already here.

"Smear my face with my urine and mud? Or else! With my urine and mud, put it on your face, can I call you brother? ”

"Does it make any difference? It's all faces, they all have to use urine and mud, they all have to be applied to their faces, whose urine and mud are used, and whose faces are they smeared, is it so important? ”

"Yes! Of course, it doesn't matter if you pee or not, it doesn't matter how you and mud, it doesn't matter whose face you put it on, what matters is who is the brother! ”

"Alright! All right! I didn't expect you to care so much about this title! Our two brothers were born to the same mother, and whoever is the elder brother is not the same. ”

"Yes! I care, don't you? When did you call me brother? ”

"Called!"

"How did I not know?"

"On the day my lord died, I called, didn't you hear?"

"Did you really call it? How did I forget! ”

"Whether you heard it or not, I was screaming anyway!"

"You call again today, I'll treat you as if you really called, I don't hesitate to apply urine sludge, use my own urine, myself and mud!"

Xiaowen called out without hesitation, "Brother! ”

Eh——!

"Since you have called your brother, if you become a younger brother in the future, you must listen to your brother's words, obey your words, and never regret it!"

"Good! Must drop! Now that you're an older brother, go and paint your face with mud! ”

"Didn't you just say yes! When you are a younger brother, you must listen to your brother, what are you still standing for! Why don't you go and paint your face with mud! Is it that my brother's words are not good, and you want to repay the debt? ”

Xiaowen blinked, "Brother! Am I fooled? ”

Xiao Wu's eyebrows fluttered proudly, "No! How could you be fooled! Listen to my brother, go and paint your face with mud! ”

Hahaha!

Xiaowen actually gave up arguing. I went straight to digging under the paulownia tree.

"Hurry up! I can't help Brother Lin Yang! Let's argue about such a pointless thing in this situation now, don't you think we are very two! ”

"Yes, it's very anachronistic, but you've been arguing with me for years!"

Xiao Wu is still proud! Excitedly, he helped Xiaowen pick up a pile of dry soil under the root of the tree.

"Brother! Use your pee for it! I really can't pee right now. ”

Xiao Wu was so beautiful that he couldn't help himself, "That's it! Didn't my brother take advantage of it! ”

"Who made you my brother! Let my brother come after the suffering! ”

"Hmmm! How good is this, brothers can break the gold with one heart, see who dares to bully us in the future! ”

The name Xiao Wu is really appropriate, but it doesn't have as much as Xiaowen's heart. His happy cat leaned on the paulownia tree, "Brother, quickly help my brother block a little, how embarrassing it is to look at the eyes all around." ”

Xiao Wen didn't postpone at all, "Okay brother! You can rest assured that you can pee, everything has me. ”

Xiao Wu deliberately angered Xiaowen, "It feels good to be a brother!" ”

He pinched the little things out of the waistband of his pants, and the waistband of the school uniform was elastic, which was easy to do. He completely ignored that letting him do this was part of Xiaowen's plan, and although he knew him, Xiaowen was far more cunning than he knew.

When he shot and trickled, Xiaowen wrote his fist and proudly gestured in front of him. Xiao Wu immediately realized that disaster was coming.

"What are you going to do? Don't be a defaulter! ”

Xiaowen smiled sinisterly, "My brother is not so easy to do, my brother has to take care of my younger brother, and if there is danger, he will naturally rush ahead." ”

Hurry up and hurry up, there is still a little bit of urine that will be finished soon, he pulls his pants with one hand, grasps the small thing with the other, and has no way to face Xiaowen's threat, looking at the fist as big as a sandbag, the nerve that dominates his little thing is tense, like a steel wire on the erhu that will break when he knocks it lightly. Just became an elder brother and was happy for less than two minutes, and disaster was about to become, and it was not terrible to be punched coldly! The scary thing is that the fist is raised right there, you don't know when he will hit it, and you have no way to resist.

"You're ......!"

Syllable!

The unfinished urine is like being pumped back by a vacuum pump, wow cool wow cool. In front of me, it was like a briquette falling into a burning stove, and sparks were flying!

Quickly let go of his hands and sat on the ground, "I can't prevent it!" Why are you hitting me in the nose! ”

Hehehe!

"Aren't you a roundworm in my stomach! You should know why I hit you in the nose! It's not so easy to be someone else's brother, and calling you so many brothers is a kind of! ”

Hot and slippery nosebleeds gushed out, and Xiao Wu gently wiped it with his hand, covering his face. He finally understood, yes! This is what he calls a make-up plan, which is always based on his own pain. It's that he is too light on the enemy, since this guy entered the city, his thinking has become more active, and he is completely outdated.

Go with the flow! There is a lot of blood left, can you drink it back! He held it with both hands, and his face was full of wipes, "Xiaowen!" Do you think it's okay? ”

Xiaowen smiled happily, "Hmm! This is the roundworm in my stomach! It's perfect, brother, you have fully understood the true meaning of my clever plan! ”

Xiao Wu gave him a fierce look, and gently slapped his nose with his hand, "It hurts me to death, if things don't work out, I'll kill you!" ”

"Brother, I can't help it, I told you that it will definitely not work if you want to do this, you can't open your nose, and I can't do it."

The emotional blood is smeared on the face, and it will be killed in an instant, and the appearance of the two people is really different, and it doesn't look like brothers of the same egg at all from the face.

Wang Jing, the beautiful girl who was with the fat lawyer, held his thick arm in shame, listening to the lawyer's endless lies to whitewash herself, and she was ashamed.

Seeing the innocent Lin Yang being pressed heavily on the ground, she couldn't bear it, she couldn't deny it, she hated people like Lin Yang at the beginning, but she complained about his non-compliance with traffic rules, and there was no discriminatory idea. Although she has used some means in recent years to gain a place in this highly competitive city, she also has respect and sympathy for those fellow villagers who are unwilling to work hard and diligently.

The situation is becoming more and more uncontrollable, the fat lawyer is becoming more and more brazen, and in the face of the people around her who were instigated and deceived by him, she wanted to jump out and tell the truth of the matter many times, but she also had indescribable difficulties. He longed for someone in the crowd around him who was as sympathetic as her, someone stronger than him, someone stronger than her, who stood up to speak for the helpless boy.

She had waited for a long time, and such a person had not appeared, just like the Prince Charming, who had been waiting for her to save herself, and the bird had no news. The world used to be so colorful in her eyes, but now not only has it lost its color, but it is gradually becoming more and more gray, and even white without any human touch.

"Daddy! Father! ”

Xiaowen rushed to him, threw his schoolbag on the ground, hugged the fat lawyer's two thick legs like pillars, and deliberately let everyone, the lawyer, Wang Jing, and everyone see his black and clean face.

"Daddy! Why don't you go home, I miss you so much! ”

Although Xiaowen was motivated to invest in emotions and wanted to embellish his voice calling his father more realistically, he was so unfamiliar with this title that he had never even called it like this in his previous life, and even when he shouted it, he didn't know where the sound should be made, whether it was a pre-tongue sound or a post-tongue sound, anyway, it was particularly awkward, like a foreign child who had just learned to speak Chinese.

The fat lawyer was stunned for a moment at first, and immediately shouted! "Whose wild child is this, who is your father! Little cub, you sincerely admit that you are wrong! ”

The people around finally fell silent for a moment amid the insults to Lin Yang, and their eyes all fell aggressively on Xiaowen, who suddenly appeared.