Chapter 185 Big brother, you're unlucky enough

I hope I'm thinking nonsense, how can such an incredible thing happen in such a harmonious society? Although counterfeit drugs exist, in such a regular hospital, it is not so absurd that even the basic process of purification is omitted, right?

Besides, the ingredients in the Great Aunt have high medicinal value, and scientists have confirmed that the regenerative factors in it have the effect of immortality.

Following this line of thought, it has been traced back to the era of the Great Qin Dynasty, whether it is the wisdom of Qin Shi Huang, and it will not be much better than Genghis Khan, who bent his bow and shot the eagle.

He painstakingly searched for the elixir of immortality, did not hesitate to sacrifice so many people to go east, and also buried serious hidden dangers for the national shame thousands of years later. But I don't know that the miraculous elixir is close at hand, in the urine bucket used by the three thousand beauties in the harem, is it worth pondering.

But yes, if he really discovers this big secret, the world of the Qin Dynasty will really last for thousands of years and thousands of years as he hoped. If so, what would the world become? There is no such thing as high technology now, but it is possible that there is only one powerful empire in the whole world, and the most skilled workers in this country should be masons, right?

After all, all people spend most of their time on the Great Wall, or on the way to the Great Wall again.

I looked at the paper in my hand, hey! What's the use of thinking so far, but you can't really travel back to that era to tell him this great secret and change history.

There's a big brother squatting in the toilet. His newborn child is still waiting for him to hug him! Sending him paper is the most meaningful and realistic thing he should do at the moment.

When passing by the door of his ward, he secretly glanced inside, for fear that Rong Rong would jump out and grab him at this time, I really don't know why she became so pestering and purposeful...... I have such a strong sense of existence.

Fortunately, nothing expected happened, through the door of the ward, he didn't see Rong Rong in the ward, and he wondered, why did Rong Rong fall asleep? Why don't you care about him all of a sudden?

Suddenly I felt a sense of loss in my heart, is it that I will become dependent after being entangled for a long time? I don't have that sense of urgency to escape all the time, but I feel uncomfortable.

I just walked to the door of the bathroom with my head down, and I heard a bang inside, and the door of the men's toilet was slammed shut.

He didn't dare to reach out to open the door, was it because the eldest brother had waited for him too long and didn't come back, he really couldn't wait, so he thought of other ways to solve it?

He stared at the bathroom door, and the person who opened the door was expected to be the one who entrusted him to get the paper, the eldest brother who hung the melon seed face upside down.

However, he didn't expect the door to open so quickly. Doesn't he have to wash his hands? He should wash up, right?

What surprised him even more was that it was not a man who came out of the door, and it was different from his expectations, he was just stunned, the other party raised his head, and after seeing her face clearly, Lin Yang recognized that the person who came out was Rong Rong.

He was happy at first, knowing that Rong Rong was coming to him, she didn't disappoint him, and she still pestered him the same. Then came the worry that I found out that I was not in the toilet and appeared from the outside! What kind of posture is she going to play? The sound of the door closing just now must have been made by her, right? I really want to go in and ask right away, big brother is good.

Rong Rong probably didn't expect to meet Lin Yang at the door just after she got out of the bathroom, and she still had a frightened anger on her face, which was exactly what Lin Yang expected.

"Didn't you say to? Why are you here? ”

Lin Yang raised the paper scroll in his hand.

"I've pulled it and helped someone else get the paper."

Rong Rong wrinkled her nose, as if the smell of scorn was still in his nostrils.

"Why didn't I see you? Are you trying to lie to me again? ”

Lin Yang was secretly happy in his heart, it seems that this guy has indeed been poisoned by himself, and he can't see him for a while!

"Didn't you see that just now? It's probably still steaming! ”

"Get out!"

It seems that Rong Rong wants to bite him to death.

"What have you been doing for so long? I was embarrassed just now, which guy inside went to the toilet and didn't lock the door. ”

Her face changed rapidly, and when she spoke, she suddenly climbed into grievances.

Lin Yang looked at her with such an expression and felt a little distressed, and really wanted to comfort her immediately, but his self-esteem forced him not to do that.

"That kind of place stinks, who will break into it if nothing happens, that is, you biao...... Tiger! ”

He looked at Rong Rong, looked at her eyes, and looked pitiful in his grievances, he really couldn't bear to say it.

"You go back to the ward first, I'll send the paper."

He was just about to leave, but Rong Rong grabbed him.

"Do you think I'm unreasonable?"

Lin Yang looked at her puzzled and blinked.

"No! What's wrong? ”

"During this time, I don't even know myself, do you think I was better before, or better than I am now?"

Lin Yang didn't know why, he felt that the current Rong Rong was different from just now, he had just adapted to the previous one, why did she evolve again?

"You, are you alright?"

Rong Rong smiled and let go of the hand that was holding Lin Yang.

"It's okay, you go and deliver him paper! Do you have enough paper? He may use a lot of paper. ”

Lin Yang raised a whole roll of paper in his hand in confusion.

"That's enough, right?"

"Oh! Then you go, I'll be waiting for you at the door of the ward. ”

"No, the temperature in the corridor is low, you better wait for me in the ward."

Although he felt that it was abnormal for Rong Rong to let go of supervision on him so easily, he didn't think much about it. She was in a hurry to wait, came out to look for me, and when she couldn't find me, she had no choice but to break into the men's toilet, and saw a big brother squatting inside, feeling very embarrassed and aggrieved.

It's such a simple thing, why do you have to think so complicated? So he had already figured out how to discuss this little episode with the eldest brother inside to resolve his temporary intentions towards Rong Rong.

Originally, breaking into a woman in the men's toilet was a strange thing that I hadn't seen for many years, except for the aunt who was cleaning. The eldest brother talked to him, the little brother who helped him, as a joke, and everyone was a man at the same time, showing off his bizarre experience, and it was natural to eat and eat awesome.

You can't treat Rong Rong as an upright voyeur! Even if the lawsuit goes to court, it will be treated as a joke by the staff and will not be filed.

When he entered the bathroom, he didn't see anyone inside, and he knew that the eldest brother must still be waiting for him on the pit. He casually glanced at the door of the women's restroom, the door was closed, and there was a small gap under the door. Secretly blame yourself in your heart, why do you want to look there, you don't have voyeuristic feelings, even if you have, what's the use of this, to put it mildly, you can't see anything!

Even if you want to see it, you have to know when there are people inside, and a beautiful woman just entered it is just the right time!

With this smile on his face, he covered his mouth and nose with his hands, and he entered the men's bathroom, and the smell inside was much smaller. He felt that speaking in such an environment would not be choked up.

"Big brother, I got your paper!"

I heard someone behind the door complaining in a whisper.

"Brother, you're so unreliable! Even if you make a roll of toilet paper, it's faster than yours! ”

Lin Yang knew that he was at a loss, and stood outside the door with a smile.

"Big brother! I'm really sorry, but I like your son so cutely, so I delayed it for a while. ”

I heard the people inside complain again.

"You little brother is really irresponsible, but you have made me miserable!"

He complained again, and Lin Yang felt uncomfortable when he heard it. Originally, it was not related to you, and it was purely a help to get the paper for you, and I was delayed for some time, but after all, I still brought the paper to you! Squat for a long time, you won't have hemorrhoids just once, why always insist on blaming Lei Feng for being unprofessional?

"Big brother! I brought you the paper, I put it at the door, you wipe it slowly! ”

He said this with a bit of emotion, and his tone certainly brought out the dissatisfaction in his heart!

"Little brother! You misunderstood me, I didn't mean to blame you at all, cough! I'm already unlucky enough, I admit that having a son has nothing to do with me, why torture me for no reason? ”

Lin Yang didn't want to listen to him, he just left, he had already done what he helped do, whether the other party was grateful or complaining, it didn't matter, he had a clear conscience. I didn't want him to reciprocate, learn a lesson, pay attention to it in the future, do things like this, do what you can do, and tell others to think of other ways if you can't do it.

But when he walked to the door, he still couldn't bear to walk away like this, and he was not praised for doing good deeds, and he was always uncomfortable.

He walked back and wanted to solemnly explain to the people inside that he really didn't mean to delay for so long. But before he could speak, the people inside opened their mouths first.

"Little brother, you have done a good job to the end, can you help me again?"

The half-folded door of the squatting pit was closed, and he definitely couldn't see Lin Yang pouting outside, and Lin Yang found that he didn't take the paper placed next to the door.

With a hint of apology for his mistake, he replied.

"What? What else do you have to do? After all, you won't let me wipe it for you! ”

The people inside were busy talking.

"No, no, you just have to pull me up."

Lin Yang wondered, could it be that he was lying down and? And pull him up? Even if you squat for a long time, you won't be able to stand up, right?

With this curiosity, he opened the half-folded door of the squatting pit, and when he completely saw the situation inside, all the dissatisfaction in his heart disappeared.

This big brother is so miserable that he can't bear to look at it directly, like an octopus stuffed into the mouth of a sewer. Most of the legs and body are outside, but most of the white and slippery ass is inside the ceramic squatting pit.

It was painful to look at him, he had probably tried, and he couldn't get his ass out of it on his own.

So he longed for Lin Yang's help.

"Big brother!"

What should I say? Tell him that you yourself is unique, and it's the first time I've seen it, can that comfort him in a terrible mood?

Lin Xiangxun didn't explore the reason why he became like this, and secretly wondered if it had anything to do with Rong Rong, who slammed the door just now.

He stepped forward and stood on the platform, blindly not knowing where to start.

Finally he took his hand, and he tried to stand up, but to no avail, the ceramic squatting urinal was firmly embedded in the ground, and there was a gurgling sound from time to time.

Although he said that he asked Lin Yang to pull hard, his butt was already numb and numb, and he couldn't feel the pain, but Lin Yang tried several times in a row, but to no avail.

He tried his best to restrain his gloating expression, and he should express sympathy for the eldest brother who encountered this kind of sorrow, and he couldn't give him a mental blow.

No wonder the child is so cute, not at all like him! It turns out that he is a predestined pick-up man.