His ass has been stuck in the urinal and can't be pulled out, and the eldest brother's legs can't use strength, so it doesn't make much sense to keep repeating an action, and finally Lin Yang let go and pulled his hand.

"Big brother, let's wait and see if there's a better way for you to get out of here."

For him, who was suffering, he couldn't see the whole picture of his embarrassment, and he was so anxious that he couldn't think of a way at all.

"Little brother, then please!"

Lin Yang hummed softly and nodded.

complained in his heart, and he didn't know if it was his own bad life, or the bad life of this big brother, so that they encountered such strange things, he looked around the big brother in a circle, and didn't dare to lie his head too low. After all, the urinal smells of urine and feces all the time.

But despite this, he could feel the chill emanating from the urinal when he flushed the water. I really admire the big brother's ass is very strong, shouldn't it have become a popsicle?

He was already very calm, and he kept being embarrassed to ask. However, after all, such things don't happen often, and he still can't control his curiosity.

"Big brother, I'm not gloating, if you're embarrassed to say it, you can not say it, but I'm really curious, how did you get your ass stuck in it?"

"Hehe......!"

He hurriedly covered his mouth, laughing at this time really hurt the other party's self-esteem.

Cough!

He sighed helplessly.

"Didn't I say it, the unfortunate things all fell to my family, this year I have a bad year, I am too old, more than 30 people, although there are a few suites in the city, but our inferior appearance, it is difficult to find a wishful daughter-in-law! Either for the money or for the house, which one is to live with you sincerely? ”

Oh! So, who are the children and the young women in the ward? Probably his family's kiss!

"So, big brother, you're still single! I'll have to be careful not to break the popsicle in a moment. ”

The eldest brother didn't care too much about the meaning of Lin Yang's words, and then complained about his suffering.

"I finally met a suitable one, rushing to get married, I have been married for less than half a year, no, I gave birth to a big fat son yesterday. I don't know whether it's happy or sad, let's think that since we like others, we like all of her, marry one and take the other, maybe we will earn it in the future. ”

Lin Yang listened carefully, but he couldn't think of a better idea anyway, and when he heard him say this, he hurriedly gave a thumbs up and gestured in front of his eldest brother.

"Big brother! Admire, you are this one among men! ”

The man looked at him with a wry smile.

"Little brother, if you usually come with me, I have to kick your ass, at this moment, I also want to open it. People that! I have to do good deeds, my wife's ex-husband was an anti-narcotics policeman, and he died on duty last year, so he can be considered a hero. ”

Lin Yang listened with relish and squatted down next to his eldest brother.

"The widow of a martyr!"

The eldest brother nodded and continued.

"The child in her belly is a hero, it is undeniable that we had vanity at the time, we wanted to rub the heat and mix a familiar face, although we don't want to be a star, but being famous is always beautiful! But I have lived with my wife for more than half a year, I think she is kind-hearted and beautiful, and a person like me can marry her, which is considered to be earned, and it is worth raising a son for nothing, not to mention that this son is still the descendant of a hero. ”

Lin Yang gave two thumbs up in front of it angrily.

"Big brother! Your mind is magnificent, admire! Admire! I think you're the hero, the living hero. ”

The eldest brother doesn't look proud of being sought after at all.

"Go! It's not a big person, but he's proficient in bullshit, so hurry up and find a way to get it for me! ”

He suddenly spoke to Lin Yang in this tone, and Lin Yang's heart was very unhappy. His complaint just now has made him very unhappy, this person is really, not only is he ugly, but he still doesn't understand. I don't have the responsibility to get you out, in other words, you didn't get you in, why should I bother you!

But during the time he was in the city, he learned a lot of things, one of which was to hide a knife in his smile.

He didn't look angry at all, and even looked at him with a slight smile.

"Big brother, you just said that you have so many houses, if I get you out, can you give me one?"

He immediately looked at Lin Yang unhappily.

"Wait, if you don't, call 119 for me!"

"Huh!"

"I'm lying to you, you won't really take it seriously, will you?"

Lin Yang said this on his lips, but he was proud in his heart, how about it? I'm scared! Let you know that not everyone is as selfless as I am.

"Hey, hey! You kid scared me, I thought you were serious! You probably don't know how much a house is worth, do you? ”

Lin Yang said in his heart, you don't know that I have a big villa! There are a few suites that will make you proud, probably let you sit here for a day and talk about your house, and you won't feel hard! It deserves to be like this.

"Big brother, don't you see, I'm from the countryside, how do I know how much a house in your city is worth!"

"Hmmm! I've already seen it, you know the bricks used for your rural walls, right? ”

Lin Yang looked at him with a look of surprise on his face.

"Big brother, don't you say that a wad of money is like a brick?"

"Well, it's similar to that, the money that can be sold for a house can be used to build a wall with those money bricks!"

"Ahh Really! ”

"That's not it, you say it's terrible!"

"Terrible! So, big brother, you sleep in the pile of money every day! ”

"What's more, eating, drinking, and having fun will never be finished for several lifetimes."

"I really envy you, but your ass stays here, you can't eat and drink, you don't have to worry about shit, and you don't have to take off your pants."

"It's been so long, have you figured out a way? Can you get me out? ”

In fact, Lin Yang had already thought about it, and poured the hand sanitizer outside around his buttocks, maybe it would be easy to come out, but he didn't want to do it right away, for a person like him who had a few suites and was empty, I really wanted not to help him.

It doesn't matter if he is jealous that he has a few suites, or that he can't get used to his self-righteous face, anyway, he just wants to regulate him, let him know that when he asks for help in the future, be humble and polite as he was at the beginning, and don't want a face where others help and dislike the inconsiderate service.

"Big brother, I'm actually quite interested in how you got your ass here, can you tell me how you did it? This kind of realm is not attainable by ordinary people. ”

He was originally very anxious, but Lin Yang asked him softly, he seemed to be interested, and wanted to share his suffering with others.

"You say it's weird or not, I've lived from kindergarten to now, and today is the first time I've encountered this situation."

Lin Yang interjected.

"yes, many people haven't encountered it, but it's the first time I've seen it today, and I can pull myself into the urinal by."

"Don't interject, I'm not talking about that."

"And what do you want to say?"

"After you left, I squatted and waited for you quietly, and suddenly broke into a woman, still a big girl, quite beautiful, and called a person named Lin Yang when she came in. I knew that I was alone in the toilet and there was no one else, so I said, "Girl, don't look for him, he's not here." I'm kind too! Who knows, a little girl who looks very good-looking is a crazy woman, ah, a scream, scared me, I don't know what's going on, this crazy woman slammed a kick on my head, so I became like this. ”

Lin Yang wanted to laugh and cry, but sure enough, it was what he expected, beyond his imagination.

"This crazy woman is waiting for me to go out, I must settle accounts with him, by the way, and that Lin Yang, I have to ask him how he disciplined his daughter-in-law."

He looked at Lin Yang.

"Brother, will you help me? If you help me, I'll give it to you. ”

He stroked with his hand.

"Such a thick pile of money, take it! Brother still has a few suites there, I don't care about this, your friend brother has made a deal. ”

Lin Yangxin said, I am Lin Yang, who is rare with your money, if I tell you my name, will you still be friends with me? If you want to lift my neck, I'll kick you twice.

He coldly lifted the big brother's arm and kicked him in the ass.

"See if you haven't come out yet!"

"What are you doing! You're trying to kick me to death! ”

"I have no way to do it, otherwise how can you get out."

As he spoke, another kick.

I let you scold my family Rongrong, I made you want to lift my neck, I let you not know what to do.

Not to mention, this trick is quite good, and the fat man's big ass finally comes out of the urinal. At the beginning, the eldest brother's legs were numb and he couldn't stand steadily, and he was leaning on the partition next to him. After a while, he came down from the platform tremblingly.

Lin Yang looked at him like a bear, his heart was much more comfortable, all the unhappiness went with the wind, he picked up the paper from the door and handed it to him.

"Here, you wipe it!"

He smiled bitterly with a straight face.

"It's been washed with cool water from the well for more than half an hour, it's clean and domineering, and it's a fart!"

Lin Yang looked at him unhappily.

"Big brother, you still think I'm coming back late!"

"That's not exactly what it means, you kicked me just now, it really fucking hurts."

Lin Yang was even more unhappy.

"So you won't give you that wad of money?"

He blinked and looked at Lin Yang.

"When did I say I was going to give you money? I didn't say that! ”

Lin Yang turned around angrily, turned back and pointed at him with his finger.

"You, you, you really take off your pants and say it, you won't admit it when you put it on! Later, you will fall into the pit and see who will save you. ”

"If you use this method, you won't have to save it if you fall into it again!"

Lin Yang glared at him and turned around and walked out of the men's toilet, not forgetting to wash his hands on the sink and shake the water on his hands. Turning around and just about to leave, the eldest brother handed him the paper.

"You wipe it!"

Lin Yang glanced at him, he was just playing with him just now, although the resentment in his heart disappeared with kicking him just now.

He smiled.

"Big brother, you won't take my words seriously, will you?"

The way he walks hasn't returned to normal, plus his fat body. Swaying like a big duck.

"What do you think of your eldest brother, and I have to deal with a child?"

Lin Yang finished wiping his hands and put the remaining paper on the sink beside him.

"It would be great if that were the case, go back and see your son, he is very cute."

Lin Yang felt a little uncomfortable after speaking, out of the dignity of a man, he felt that the eldest brother would feel the same way. I want to take this sentence back, but I don't know what topic to find.

The eldest brother lowered his head and washed his hands, shook off the water on his hands, and said while tearing the paper.

"My son? Yes, no matter whose kind he is, he has to follow my surname when he is born on my kang, and call me Dad. ”

Hehe!

Lin Yang smiled awkwardly.

"Big brother has a good heart! Big brother, you have so many houses, you must be the landlord! ”

He has nothing to say, since he wants to flatter him, he must find a question that the other party is proud of, but after asking it, he feels that this is too much to ask.

The eldest brother glanced at him and patted him on the shoulder.

"Little brother! In these years, landlords don't make money, and the renters are women, no matter how old they are, they like to use meat tickets. I can't stand the toss with this kind of body, so I'd rather have my house empty. ”

Lin Yang seemed to understand, but he didn't seem to understand, so he just smirked with him.

It was not convenient for him to walk, so Lin Yang helped him out of the bathroom door together. They had just walked into the corridor side by side, and Rong Rong was really waiting at the door of the ward.

Before Lin Yang could take a look at her, Rong Rong couldn't wait to come over.

"Lin Yang! How did you two tinker inside for so long. ”

The eldest brother looked at Rong Rong blankly, Rong Rong looked at Lin Yang blankly, and Lin Yang looked at the eldest brother blankly. The eldest brother's face turned from red to white, and then to green, and he slowly turned his head to glare at Lin Yang, and the expression on his face changed to a terrifying look.

Lin Yang knew that it was not good, everything was exposed, but he reacted quickly and grabbed the clothes on Rong Rong's chest.

"What did you do to my eldest brother just now, if I hadn't brought my eldest brother out, you would have killed your eldest brother, you know. Hurry back to the house with me and reflect on it. ”

He didn't allow his eldest brother to speak, and pushed Rong Rong into the ward. Before closing the door, he shouted at the big brother outside!

"I helped you find the murderer and help you teach her a lesson, I don't want your wad of money, keep it for your son to buy milk powder!"