Episode 085 Chicken! Eggs
"Come on! You'd better eat this pheasant! It's going to get dark and don't eat, how are you going to get through this night! ”
Lin Yang barely knelt on the ground and stretched out his hand hard, the small piece of jerky could no longer distinguish which part of the field chicken, and it seemed to be a whole curled up together. Jiajia looked at him with very surprised eyes, she already knew that it was wrong for her to do this, she had already realized it when her palm touched Lin Yang's face, and thought that Lin Yang would be stormy and indiscriminately scolded her for being a dog blood sprinkler, this supernatural phenomenon in front of him was too surprising to him.
"You...... Is this really a field chicken? Not a pimpled toad? ”
Maybe there was still a hot feeling on his face, he touched it gently, "I really didn't lie to you, I deal with this kind of thing every day in the mountains, can I still not know it!" To give! Just eat it! He kept holding his hands very hard, as if he was working hard, and beads of sweat oozed from his forehead. Jiajia finally carefully picked it up from her hand. When I took a closer look at it, it was wrapped in a layer of black ash, like poop pulled out by stomach bleeding. She was really hungry, but the thought of something full of pimples made her tremble, and her heart was uncomfortable.
Even if it is a legendary and delicious field chicken, this simple cooking method can be delicious there, its internal organs have not been removed, and the heart, liver, spleen, stomach and kidneys are all in the stomach, and even the super disgusting stomach. He is an expert at eating small insects, there should be small spiders and centipedes in his stomach, flies and mosquitoes, and they also have things hidden in their stomachs. Oh my God, she didn't dare to think about it anymore, and continued to follow this train of thought, wow! The duodenum can be spit out.
It blew the ash off with its mouth, carefully discerning the contents for the pimples she hated. I looked at it over and over again, but it didn't seem to be. Still don't dare to eat, what about the offal? Where's the super disgusting guts? Sneak a few glances at Lin Yang. The expression of death in his heart is very natural, he does not look like he is secretly happy when he succeeds in his conspiracy. Looking at the black Dongdong in front of him, it was difficult to associate it with the delicious field chicken he saw in the recipe. Those pictures with all the colors and flavors induce her saliva to secrete a particularly vigorous. The stomach gurgled as if there was already a toad in the stomach. She swallowed hard, cough! I, the daughter of the richest man, would get mixed up to this point. Still uneasy, he glanced at Lin Yang again.
"Is it better to have a toad or a frog?" Suddenly asked, she said it was very casual, but in fact, it was deliberate.
"Of course it's a frog!"
"Oh! What does a toad taste like?" she secretly observed
"Sour, like the smell of vinegar loin"
"What's that smell?"
"You haven't eaten such a popular dish? Slice the pork kidneys with fresh ones, cut out the horizontal and vertical textures, and copy them with hot water, and the loin slices will become beautiful loin flowers."
"Who asked you how to do it, I asked you if it tasted good?"
Lin Yang rolled his eyes and thought for a moment, "Uh... Yogurt, have you ever eaten yogurt? ”
Jiajia frowned coldly, "How can I eat that kind of thing with added preservatives!" I've been drinking fresh milk since I was a child."
"How can there be fresh milk in the city? What milk? Goat's milk or cow's milk? ”
Jiajia rolled her eyes, "Don't change the subject, answer my question well"
"What do you usually eat?" Lin Yang asked
Jiajia thought about it and looked up mischievously, "French steak, Japanese food, American cheese, Brazilian barbecue... I don't eat any of these... Guess what I like to eat the most."
"Stop! What country are you a citizen of? Have you ever seen dumplings? Have you ever seen egg fried rice? Have you ever eaten ear eye fried cake? You must not have eaten donkey rolling! ”
Lose my appetite and see how I tease you!
Jiajia's eyes immediately flashed with a surprised green light, "I've eaten egg fried rice, you make the best, can you make it for me?" ”
"Huh!" Lin Yang wants to cry! really convinced the heartless lady in front of him, he smiled evilly
"I've got two eggs, but there's no rice here."
Jiajia's eyebrows raised a few times, I don't know if it was intentional or... Anyway, he was teased by Lin Yang
"What? Egg! Hurry up and take it out and burn it and eat it, it must be better than the field chicken, fast! ”
She was a little impatient, and even wanted to come over and search Lin Yang's pocket.
Lin Yang laughed in his heart, hehe! I teased me
"Are you afraid of eating a mouthful of hair?"
There was an evil smile on the corner of his mouth, Jiajia hadn't even discovered his conspiracy yet
"Hairy eggs? I know this, it's about to lay the eggs of chicks."
She frowned, as if there were chicks curled up in eggshells before her eyes
"You know that! You're so talented! … A chicken and two eggs... Together... How can I say it so that it doesn't seem so explicit... Have you ever seen a life together? ”
She rolled her eyes innocently, and her expression was as pure as a fairy
"Hmm... You're talking about hens hatching a few puels, right? I haven't seen it in reality, but I've seen it in cartoons," she thought for a moment, "Why does the stupid mother chicken only hatch two eggs?" Can't you get a few more eggs to hatch together? ”
Lin Yang became even more proud
"How about getting a few more, I'll! Isn't it polycystic! That's not good, two are enough, beautiful and functional"
Jiajia asked in surprise, "What?" Does this have anything to do with practicality and beauty? Oh! You're saying that the hatched chicks are cute and good-looking, right? ”
Was it true that he was really defeated by her naivety and never dared to talk to her like this anymore? You really haven't studied it in kindergarten with a little boy's open crotch pants! Or are you deliberately seducing me with innocence? If that's the case, all I can say is that you're too... There is no culture.
Lin Yang has endured it many times and almost laughed, "Don't talk about eggs and chickens, let's take a good look at this roast field chicken in your hand, do you eat it or not?" ”
Jiajia seemed to be still entangled between the egg and the chicken, "I don't want to eat, but I'm really hungry, I expect you to be disabled..." Or... You eat a little first and tell me if it's delicious or not! No way! That's it, even if you take a bite that is super delicious, there is no more of mine."
Lin Yang glanced at her helplessly, "You can just eat it, it won't poison you if it's not delicious."
Jiajia looked at Lin Yang with helpless eyes, "Okay! For the first time in my life, I believe in someone, you must not lie to me" She held the little bit of jerky with her palm, her eyes closed tightly and her expression sent it to her mouth in pain, and her movements seemed to be slowed down more than ten times.
"Wait!" Lin Yang suddenly stopped.
Jiajia opened her eyes with relief and looked at him very proudly, "My conscience has found it!" Isn't it impressed by my pity?"
"It's not! I was terrified."
"What are you afraid of?" Jiajia asked vigilantly
"Have you never trusted anyone before?"
“… Oh, yes! What's wrong" She picked her eyes, and her domineering look came back immediately.
"It's nothing, I'm just curious, how can a girl with a deep background like you not even have a person you trust"
"What do you mean? Despise me? ”
"No, I said it just curious, there are so many sisters around you, they are so good to you, how can they not trust you"
"You know what, you're just a poor kid, be your bodyguard to protect your sister when she comes home, and reward you with French pants, the kind that can massage your balls."
Before he finished speaking, he quickly blocked his mouth with his hand, and a trace of embarrassment crawled on his white face, and he twisted his head to the side in embarrassment.
"I can't eat yet, I'm dying of hunger," she shouted nonsensically, trying her best to hide her mistake just now and divert Lin Yang's attention.
"Do you want others to watch and cheer for you when you eat a roast chicken", Lin Yang said coldly in a low voice.
She was too cautious to think that anything of value would pop out of her mouth, so she could only give up his thoughts. It's just that a girl who seems to be as pure as jade is no longer a flawless blank sheet of paper in her bones.
The wound on his leg began to tear faintly again, the valley slowly darkened, the temperature around him began to drop, the cold wind occasionally blew away the charcoal fire buried under the ashes, and even a few sparks flew up with the wind, jumping and disappearing around them, the scarlet fire was short-lived, and the reflection on Jiajia's face seemed to cover her with a mysterious red veil