Stop! That's it! I don't want to be a toad with a swollen stomach anymore, this decision is simply terrible, her lips are so sweet, so fascinating, why should she learn artificial respiration, just a kiss to cheat on her is too expensive"

He sat up from the ground and faintly heard the sound of bones in his broken leg again. Although his expression was painful, the corners of his mouth were raised, his eyebrows were stiff like two axes hanging on his face, and he squeezed out a smile that the back of his head could only be forced by the muzzle of the gun.

"Hee-hee!"

Syllable! With a slap, his head was twisted behind him, and a small white tooth stabbed into the muscles on the inside of his cheeks.

Oh!

Most of the tongue was bitten off by the loose teeth, and the corners of the mouth were not black mucus, and the bright red blood spewed out a cloud of smoke, condensed in the jaw, ticking down, staining the mud on his chest red.

The two ants just escaped from the black slime, and were soaked in hot blood, today they are unlucky enough, only one step away from the hole in the door, but they have to go through seven disasters and eight disasters How can they not get home, the white eggs in their mouths are estimated to be about to be hatched into small ants, cough!

"You! You! ”

Lin Yang stared at his eyes, if it wasn't for the broken leg, he really wanted to jump up from the ground and slap back. However, Jiajia's face was full of tears, and her eyes full of tears pretended to look at him angrily, and those eyes seemed to come from the eyes of an angel with love and hate, which instantly melted his iron-clad heart.

"Me! I! …”

His stuttering problem has been committed again, even if Jiajia is at fault first, he feels that his behavior is more shameless.

"I just wanted to scare you so you know..."

"You bastard!" Jiajia rushed over desperately with a slap, he quickly grabbed her two wrists, and let her slap again, it is estimated that all the good teeth will fall out, "Okay, don't make trouble, it's my fault!" ”

"It's your fault!" It's really powerful to be so shameless as a human being!

Jiajia's face was much better, a little tearful and laughing, but her two arms were still twisted in Lin Yang's hands.

"I've seen your little cleverness, do you want to scare me, or do you want to poison your husband!"

"You fart, whose husband are you, who would want a bastard like you to be your husband"

"Oh! Are you admitting that you tried to poison me? ”

"You're bloody, you're a big bastard"

Gu Jiajia's two hands were useless, and she wasted a lot of energy to pull out a leg that was pressed under her ass from her crotch, Jiajia had practiced dancing, and such a difficult movement was not too difficult for her. Thirty-seven yards, not a small foot, just stepped on Lin Yang's leg.

"You bastard! A good man who has been wronged will not die a good death"

Oops!

I had to let go of my hands that were holding her, and wanted to hold my injured leg, which might hurt even more, so I desperately endured it. The pounding of his fists on the ground like a gorilla's chest may ease the pain.

"You girls, you girls are going to rub salt in other people's wounds! Whining! ”

Jiajia pressed her lips with two fingers, maybe she also felt that she really missed just now, maybe covering her lips could share some pain for him, listening to Lin Yang's words, she didn't forget to add.

"The most poisonous woman's heart! Who let you mess with me"

Lin Yang rolled his eyes and glanced at her, "In vain, I deliberately ate the toad and left the delicious field chicken to you, but you repay me like this!" ”

Jiajia's eyes flashed with fluorescence, and her expression was slightly surprised, "Really!" Are you that great? ”

"Hmmm! Yes, I'm great, I'm Brother Lei Feng who sacrifices himself, don't you know! ”

His expression and tone just hit Jiajia's laugh, "Hahaha!" ”

It's just that this laughter is dry and boring, like the wind in February cutting through the smooth and tender skin, crackling out a lot of holes, "The one who can believe your words is the living Lei Feng!" ”

"What do you mean?"

"Guess!"

"Forget it! I can't fight you, you are all highly educated and cultured people, eat people without spitting out bones, scold people without dirty words, sell us shamelessly to let us count the money for you, we honest roe deer, can't fight hypocritical wolves"

"yes yes yes! He also said that we don't scold people with dirty words, but you are a big basin of dirty water splashed out, and the white miserable bones are spit out. With your character, you should eat bones and spit dirty water! ”

The verbal battle between you and me was very enjoyable, and at this time, Lin Yang's pain had been relieved a lot, and he caught a glimpse of the roasted field chicken on the ground being held by the leaves.

"Miss, please smile at my heart, I specially left this field chicken for you, please eat Miss"

"Hehehe! That's pretty much it, be kind to Miss Ben and you'll have good fruit to eat" Jiajia stretched out her hand and was about to take away the black jerky, and retracted her hand again.

"How do I know this isn't the one covered in pimples?"

"You don't trust your bodyguard?"

"Do you trust your master?"

"I trust,"

"So, you trust me so much, and I give you an ugly monster covered in pimples to eat, don't you believe you, and you won't lie to me?"

"What kind of logic are you?"

"What about comparing hearts to hearts?"

"Finally, to tell you the truth, please don't compare my sincere, kind, and benevolent heart with your ugly, evil, dark and vicious poisonous woman's heart."

Jiajia looked up at the sky seriously, with a very solemn expression, "What are you doing" Lin Yang asked puzzled.

"I'm looking at the sky! When I was a child, my grandmother said to me that those who lie will be struck by lightning, and I will look at that cloud for a while, and I will mercifully kill you and eliminate harm for the people, so I thank God for the first time."

"Do you want me dead so much?"

Lin Yang trembled with excitement and stood up from the ground, "I really don't want to pay attention to a big-chested and brainless person like you, so stupid that you were almost deceived to death, and you are still here to doubt the people who care about you."

The more angry and gloomy Lin Yang's face became, the more Jiajia smiled, "People who care about me?" Where is it? Is there anyone in this world who really cares about me? Homosexuals! I want to refute you, if you have a big chest, you have no brains, and if you have a small chest, you must have a brain? What kind of logic are you?"

"One percent of the color and 99 percent of the play can cultivate 100 percent of the best!"

Jiajia scratched her head, as if she was confused, Lin Yang glanced at it with slanted eyes, well, it's really the best! I finally had the upper hand, and I couldn't help but snicker in my heart.

Little hairy girl, you must be lonely and unheard of such a conclusion of eighteen bans! Whoever says we are roe deer, who says we are uneducated, we can also say what you don't understand, hehehehe! The word "play" is so figuratively learned...

When it's so beautiful that you can't find the north, smack! A slap fanned the sun to the other side of the mountain, and Lin Yang's head was full of little stars, tweeting and tweeting...! Mosquitoes and flies are flying all over the place.

Not to mention that the bones are broken, even if Jiajia now becomes a demon who eats hearts and gouges out his heart, he can't feel pain.

The dark clouds were rolling overhead, and Jiajia's terrifying face on fire stuck out her head in the rolling dark clouds and roared, "Xia Liu!" Shameless! Bastard!" Bang! Bang! Mighty thunder roared overhead.

He was like a small snake in its original form, panicking to find a cave to burrow into. In the end, he squeezed into the small ant hole in a panic, and the fierce ant army surrounded him tightly, and his sharp teeth were biting and pulling on his not so hard scales. The black mass enveloped him, squirming constantly, and finally gnawed away until only a long white bone remained.