Xiao Wu's tablemate is a little fat man, with a round face, a few millimeters of hair, a fat head and big ears, he has an extra handsome guy next to him, and he doesn't care at all.

A pair of fat hands grabbed the corners of the two desks, his body was straight, the skin on his round and fat chin was wrinkled tightly, and his eyes were round, I don't know if he was looking at Teacher Xu on the podium or at the female classmate in the front row*.

Xiao Wu is very surprised by his action, he is a martial arts practitioner, and he knows all kinds of postures well, but the little fat man in front of him is the martial arts of which sect.

Xiao Wu observed quietly, the little fat man's face became redder and redder, and his round cheeks bulged, "Ouyang's predecessor's toad skill" is not right, although he doesn't know toad skill, but the preparatory posture of toad gong can't be so embarrassed

！ Mixed Yuan Qigong, no, although the posture of practicing Qigong is not particular, but everyone knows that Qigong pays attention to breathing and breathing, and it is absolutely impossible to hold it in one breath.

Xiao Wu has been practicing martial arts with his aunt since he was a child, and he can't be said to be proficient in all traditional martial arts, but he has also learned very little from his aunt.

But today's brothers at the same table, the start is amazing, this unique technique moves, unheard of, unseen, how not to let Xiao Wu sigh, Chinese martial arts are broad and profound!

Xiao Wu was amazed and emotional, looking at the fat brother next to him seriously, the more Xiao Wu looked at it, the more deflated he became, the more he looked at it, the more ignorant he felt, looking at it, Xiao Wu hurriedly covered his nose with his hand.

"Whew... Huh... Whew..."

The sound was particularly harsh in the silent classroom, and the sound lasted for a minute, and the smell of rotting fish quickly filled the entire classroom. The fat brother, relieved, let out a long breath.

Xiao Wu thought he was practicing some kind of martial arts, it turned out that he was brewing a fart, Xiao Wu had been practicing martial arts for many years, and he didn't even see such a simple physiological action, if his aunt knew, she would be very sad.

Life is impermanent, and fart posture is hard to distinguish!

How many days has the little fat man been holding back his fart, this fart of his is the loudest, the longest, and the smelliest of the three.

If he can apply for Guinness, he will definitely get the bonus. Others are surprised that they have three shots, but the little fat man is a fart with three shots.

All the students in the classroom were complaining about the power of this fart, and their eyes fell on Xiao Wu's side. Xiao Wu really didn't want to touch the light of this fart, so he was so anxious that he complained in his heart.

"You all watch what I do, it's not my fart, don't say I can't let out such a powerful fart, even if I have a fart, I don't dare to put it now! Can I make a fool of myself in front of so many girls? Can I fart at an angelic teacher? , can I open my ass... yes, so that's not what I put it."

Xiao Wu secretly pointed to the fat brother next to him, and signaled to his classmates that it was the little fat man's fart.

At this time, the little fat man slowly stood up.

Although Xiao Wu didn't speak, his eyes and hands were combined to excuse himself: "You see that he has stood up, and he took the initiative to admit it."

"Report to the teacher that he farts"

Xiao Wu thought that the fat brother stood up and admitted that such a distinctive fart was put by himself, but he didn't expect that the fat brother's little fat hand pointed directly at Xiao Wu. In a fit of rage, Xiao Wu really wanted to jump up and give him a kick, but Xiao Wu still hugged him, and scolded angrily in his heart:

"Qiuqiu, you're slippery, it's obviously your own fart, why are you still wronging a good person? Isn't it just a fart, who can put it out! Xiao Wu just wanted to argue with him, but he didn't know that Teacher Xu had already stood by Xiao Wu's side when he was a god."

"Teacher, I saw all his farts"

The little fat brother was serious, and he stretched out his fat hand and pointed at Xiao Wu indignantly.

Listening to Brother Xiaopang's words, Xiao Wu's heart became frank, and he thought proudly:

"Little fat brother, don't you feel that your lies are a bit ridiculous! What a blunt lie you are! Not to mention that you are a high school student who has completed nine years of compulsory education, even children who have just walked into the campus know that a fart is the breath of the human body, he is a colorless gas, not to mention that it is invisible to the naked eye, even with a high-powered microscope, it is difficult to capture its footprints. You see who put a colorful fart, and you see who put a pants fart, our smart, angelic teacher Xu, can you not know that you are lying! ”

Xiao Wu sat on the chair proudly, waiting for Teacher Xu to criticize the little fat man fiercely.

Xu Rou's two eyes were as sharp as hooks, hooking Xiao Wu's face to death.

"Xiao Wu, can you understand the minimum politeness of being a person, can you stand up?"

Xiao Wu gloated and thought "Oh, yes, I should have stood to watch the little fat man being criticized" and stood up happily.

"To be a man must have the minimum principles, to be honest, to do it yourself, you must dare to face it, to bear the consequences, not to do it yourself to learn from it, spur yourself not to make the same mistakes, to understand that Shenma is responsible, it is shameful to shirk responsibility, and it is immoral to slander others, and it is also necessary to pay legal responsibility, which is a criminal act"

Xiao Wu listened to Mr. Xu's criticism, and felt very happy, "Yes, it should be like this, just criticizing is not enough, but also giving him corresponding punishment, scratching the soles of his feet, through his armpits, so that he will dare to fart in the future."

"Xiao Wu, I saw that it was your fart, why do you still frame others?"

Xiao Wu was completely shocked, and looked at the amorous Teacher Xu in front of him blankly, for a full minute, he couldn't speak, and Xu Rou also looked at him sternly.

Xiao Wu really wanted to pick up Xu Rou and slap her beautiful little ass twice, so that he could feel how powerful the hands of the martial arts practitioners were.

But my aunt said that a man who beats a woman is not a good man, and beating a woman is a sign of a man's cowardice. I want to be strong, I want to be a man among men, and I want to be a fighter among men in the future.

"Teacher Xu! How did you see that I was farting? ”

"Because you covered your nose before the fart sounded, who would be the first to know that the fart was about to be released?"

Xiao Wu was really speechless, through his subtle observation, the prophet had the information that the fat brother was farting, but it became the evidence that it was difficult for him to clear his suspicion.

"Why does a fart cover his nose first, can't he cover his nose after he has finished farting?"

"Because he knows that the fart he is going to fart will be very smelly and smelly, so be prepared first so that he does not get hurt"

Xiao Wu admired it in his heart and shouted, "High!" It's really high!

Sure enough, it's a teacher, I can't say you, isn't it just a fart, what if I admit it. Everyone will let go, everyone will let go, haven't you secretly farted Mr. Xu? What's the big deal! At most, I'm sorry.'"

After the competition just now, although Xiao Wu was defeated, he was very convinced and said nonchalantly:

"Teacher Xu, I admit that I let the fart, I'm sorry for you, I'm sorry for all the classmates, I'll pay attention in the future, don't fart casually for a good year"

Xiao Wu thought that he would be fine if he admitted it, but he didn't expect Teacher Xu Rou to be even more angry

"Oh, you can fart if you want, what kind of occasion is this, this is school, this is public, is this a place where you can fart around? Do you have a sense of public morality, just because of one of your farts, how much damage has been brought to our bodies! Maybe one of your farts will make us all live ten years less, and if you say smaller, it will affect everyone's health, and if you say bigger, you will destroy the ecological environment of the earth, which may directly lead to the demise of our human race."

Xiao Wu was a little confused, and began to use the knowledge of one day of primary school in his heart to conduct a detailed analysis of Mr. Xu's conclusions:

"Can a little fart be so powerful? Destroying the ecological environment of the earth and leading to the extinction of human beings, such a high degree of problem, will it be associated with a fart? That's alarmist! Could it be that the atmosphere on which it depends is a fart that gathers together? ”

In the end, Xiao Wu came to the conclusion that Mr. Xu was crazy

Xiao Wu was sentenced by Teacher Xu for "destroying the ecological environment" and stood in front of the podium to listen to a class.

It's really a disaster, Xiao Wu just walked to the door of the school after school

"Ahh Saliva! ”

When Xiao Wu was racking his brains to figure out a way, a mouthful of sticky phlegm flew onto his trouser leg, and Xiao Wu didn't have time to react.

"Get out of the way!"

The two young men who were hanging on to him pushed him aside with a heavy hand.

Immediately after him, a group of people gathered around a fat man, passing by him.

Xiao Wu was already very unhappy, but now he is even more unhappy, he was spit on his body for no reason, and he was pushed as if he was not a human being.

"Stop!"

Xiao Wu's voice was so high that not only that group of people could hear it, but everyone who passed by the door should be able to hear it.

They obviously didn't take Xiao Wu seriously, they turned around very casually, looked at him with nonchalant eyes.

The fat man shook his hand, and the people around him were divided into two rows in an orderly manner, and there was a lot of pomp and circumstance for the prince to leave the palace.

The fat man walked in front of Xiao Wu angrily, full of the temperament of the second generation of officials.

He was much fatter and taller than his table mates, with a height of 1.8 meters, a round head, a few millimeters of hair, and a head shaped like a basketball.

The body protrudes forward and leans back, licking the big belly, and if you remove both legs, it is exactly the same as the tumbler that a child plays with.

He stared at Xiao Wu with triangular eyes and tilted his round head

"New here! Where did it come from? ”

Xiao Wu went straight to the point

"You vomited the phlegm on my leg!"

"I'm damned! Sure enough, it's new,"

The fat man sneered at Xiao Wu, and the thugs behind him also followed him without smiling and smirking.

Xiao Wu never puts this kind of person in his eyes, the nose and eyes are full of green onions, the drops are all fake, what is the little fart pretending, brother is going down the mountain to clean up the land you came to, the old lady eats persimmons, you have always pinched soft drops.

In my brother's eyes, you are softer than persimmons, and my brother is also temporal and temporal bones today, so that you know that some people can't be messed with.

"Wipe it for me, wipe the phlegm off my pants"

Before the fat man could speak, two boys in school uniforms came from behind him, and it was clear that they often bullied people like this.

"Fart, how can you talk to Brother Kun, you don't have any education at all, let us discipline you for your parents"

Before he finished speaking, two slaps slapped Xiao Wu's cheeks.

Looking at the two hands that hit him, Xiao Wu was very entangled, did he hit them back hard, or did he teach them a lesson?

If you take them as a lesson to your son, Lao Tzu will teach your younger son a lesson, it is definitely the type of thunder and rain, and it doesn't rain when you do thunder, he is still young and ignorant, so it is understandable.

Lao Tzu taught his second son that the thunder should be loud, and the rain would have to come a little, the reason was that he was no longer young and should know a little about human affairs, and he hated iron and steel.

Lao Tzu taught his eldest son, then there will be no thunder, there will be a little rain left, you have grown up adults, and let Lao Tzu worry about who you will not beat!