Episode 055 Mess
My sister Qin Lu, don't keep talking about the normal physiological phenomena of men, it's like a pillar of optimism, that man doesn't have so many times a day.
Is drooling also normal! Normal men see things that they are greedy for, and these embarrassing things will happen, which can show Shenmana, I can only tell you more convincingly, we are men, we are very normal good men.
Because we are good men, it flowed to the ground, and it didn't flow into the body of a Shenma woman for no reason.
Doesn't it happen to you women from time to time that things like flowing things! And it's very frequent, it's just that you have congenital physiological conditions, and you're basically covered up by your aunt.
As soon as Xiao Wu came out of the interrogation room, he happened to see Wenwen, a classmate who had accidentally seen his privacy when he met him by the lake, and she was sitting at the desk of the police for interrogation.
What is she doing here, and has she done anything unseemly? It's not like going to open a room with someone else and getting caught! In this crazy society, anything strange can happen.
It is now very popular for school girls to make money, and some rich old men are especially keen on this sport, and they are also willing to give money for their own pleasure.
"Smack"
Qin Lu slapped Xiao Wu the back of his head with a folder
"What's in your brain, I really misread you, you're not a stupid bear child, you're a very dirty bear child, your victim is her cousin, the little girl is just here to make a record, as for thinking so badly about others? His father is the richest man in the mountain city, can she use her body for money! A sucker! ”
"Sister Qin Lu's lesson is that my broken thoughts have to be changed."
"Bang Bang"
Qin Lu directly knocked Xiao Wu's head twice
"You're not having a problem with your thoughts, it's your brain, go home and wash your pants, your prostate is going to drain."
Xiao Wu subconsciously covered his crotch with his hand
"Sister Qin, you... You're so bad, why do you keep staring at me! Expose other people's shortcomings, aren't you also wet there, I'm not embarrassed to say it until now."
Qin Lu lowered her head in a panic, looked back and forth several times, and found no clues. Knowing Xiao Wu's evil, he raised his head and held up the folder, and just wanted to hit Xiao Wu a few times, but found that Xiao Wu had already run to the door of the office.
Qin Lu's anger did not subside, and he chased after him with his teeth and claws. Xiao Wu didn't want to show any ambiguous relationship with their police flowers in front of so many policemen.
Rushing out of the door, Xiao Wu's head just stuck out of the door, and he bumped into the soft and warm stunner head-on, this time it was very different from the last time, this time it was bigger and softer, and he directly blocked his nose and mouth tightly, and it was very difficult to breathe.
I vaguely saw a deep ravine.
With the lesson of the last time, Xiao Wu didn't dare to knead it with his hands anymore.
Before Xiao Wu could wake up, the girl in front of him was much more fierce than the girl last time, and slapped Xiao Wu in the face with a big slap, and even Qin Lu, who was chasing after him, was so frightened that he gave up chasing Xiao Wu and looked at the door in surprise.
Although Xiao Wu didn't feel how much pain his face felt, he was also on fire.
She looked sideways at the girl in front of her, and the person who beat him was Qianqian, who was taking drugs for her by the lake in the mountains. Seeing her round and cute face, Xiao Wu not only did not get angry, but felt very embarrassed and embarrassed.
Although Qianqian was very angry when he was bumped just now, he also felt embarrassed when he saw that the person who ate his suckling pig was Xiao Wu
"What's that... Classmate Wen Bin, I didn't see it clearly, I really didn't see your face clearly, otherwise, I would be reluctant to hit that"
Xiao Wu's face had been beaten red enough by him, and now it was even more colorful, twisting his head back and forth, and he really didn't know where to put his face.
"No... Not... It's okay, it doesn't hurt, you don't use a lot of energy, I didn't have much... It didn't hurt much."
Qianqian held her two hands together, between her legs, her body twisted around, and said with a blushing face embarrassedly
"Xiao Wu, I'm really sorry for making you suffer"
Qin Lu secretly saw the clue in the back, is this girl a little second, it was obviously Xiao Wu who took advantage of her just now, how could she still be like Xiao Wu suffered a loss.
Xiao Wu was even more embarrassed, he didn't know what to say, so he said it with his finger for a long time
"It's okay, yours is bigger, soft, really, it feels good"
Qianqian, while listening to it, she also squeezed her eyebrows at Xiao Wu, he followed Xiao Wu's fingers until he saw his chest, and then he suddenly realized
"Ahh
"Bang Bang..."
slapped Xiao Wu Honghong twice on the face, these two blows were much heavier than the one he inadvertently hit just now,
"Sister Wenwen is right, you... You're such a scoundrel! ”
Xiao Wu touched his hot face, turned the light, how can women be like this, how can they change, I just said that your breasts are bigger than others, why are you beating me again, is there something wrong with what I said? Your breasts are really big! ”
Xiao Wu didn't understand what was going on, and he was beaten.
"Smack..."
There was another heavy blow on the back of his head, Xiao Wu turned his head, and Qin Lu was glaring at him fiercely.
"Sister Qin Lu, why did you beat me?"
"Why not, can't I just want to beat you?"
"Bear children don't learn well, take advantage of other little girls, are you ashamed!"
Xiao Wu is speechless, really speechless, this world has become so terrifying! These women openly beat people in the police station, and they beat them so unscrupulously and so justifiably.
Our men's breasts are red and swollen and tall when they are touched by women, and no one will pay attention to them, no one will ask you, whether it hurts, whether it hurts!
But even if a woman's breasts are badly swollen, you are not allowed to touch and comfort them, and they will sue you for harassment at every turn.
Don't you women always shout about equality? You should share wealth with men equally, share good jobs equally, and share the happiness of our men equally.
Why can't you share your physical wealth with us men? Don't you want to be equal, then let us be honest and honest!
"Smack"
"you equality between men and women"
"Smack"
"Your Red Fruit Relative"
"Smack"
"Your Shared Physiological Wealth"
"Bang Bang..."
Qin Lu directly smashed the folder in his hand.
"Sister Qin, wait, why did you hit me so many times later?"
"The back is rewarded for you, get out"
Qin Lu directly pushed Xiao Wu out of the door.
Xiao Wu's mind is full of doubts, I am helping women, helping them fight for equality, so that they can enjoy the same relaxed living space as us men, is it wrong for me to do this? It is really not easy to advocate and implement a new concept until it is accepted by people!
Wenwen, accompanied by Qianqian, walked down the steps sadly, Xiao Wu looked at her very sad expression, and really wanted to go over and comfort a few words, my cousin was ... What a blow to his little heart!
This time, Wenwen didn't mean to dodge Xiao Wu, and walked directly to Xiao Wu's side, her two sad eyes were still full of hatred.
This is not good, will this have any negative impact on her future physiological partner orientation, right? Will she choose to be a nun? Shouldn't I enlighten her and explain to her some common sense of sex?
Wenwen was finally willing to talk to Xiao Wu
"Thank you for saving my cousin"
"Smack"
"Thank you for hitting someone too."
"Bang Bang"
"This is for you who bullied Qianqian just now"
"Bang Bang Bang"
"Why is that?"
"This is the mistake you made that day to save Qianqian"
Qianqian, who was on the side, heard the signs in her words
"Sister Wen, when did he save me? How could I not know?"
For Qianqian's question, Wenwen didn't answer in front of Xiao Wu, Wenwen pulled Qianqian's arm
"Let's go, I'll tell you more when I get home."
The two girls got into the car and quickly disappeared from Xiao Wu's sight.
Cough... It's all a cub, what day is this, is it the end of my world?
What is my fate with these women, are the embarrassed brothers and sisters in "Embarrassing Journey" as embarrassed as me? Now it's almost noon again, and when I get to school, what will Teacher Xu Rou do to me, slap me wildly, whip me, or kick my very tempting little ass with high heels. Mr. Xu, what method do you use, I won't feel fresh now! Mr. Xu, you can abuse me as much as you want.
Xiao Wu still stubbornly walked towards the school listlessly.
I enrolled in school for a total of three days, skipped class for one day, was late for two days, and when Xiao Wu was in the mountains, he lived only in an orderly manner every day, practicing martial arts, bathing, cooking, and catching grasshoppers.
Why are you so embarrassed when you get to the mountain city? In his own words, leave such a difficult question to God.
It's recess time, and there are a lot of students coming and going on campus, Xiao Wu lowered his head and didn't have time to enjoy the scenery on campus, only occasionally raised his eyelids to look at the road ahead, and confirmed that the direction he was going to was the classroom of the second and third classes of high school, and not to deviate into the women's toilet.
He has enough limelight, I don't want to attract the attention of my classmates, he is very low-key, and it is better to be more low-key when his click-through rate is soaring.
Xiao Wu was hunched forward like a scalper, and suddenly in front of him, a mournful roar sounded
"Ahh
Cubs are lined up again! Whose girl was forcibly murdered?
Do I have that little bit of back? Did I get caught up with the robust murders in the entire mountain town? I'm the reincarnation of a god, and I'm still the reincarnation of a calamity! Am I that unlucky?
No matter how he thought about it, Xiao Wu still raised his head, what was blocking his eyes, and the white Shenma in front of him couldn't see it, there was no way, in order to catch the first moment of the murderer's violence, Xiao Wu had to take a step back, and the scene in front of him made Xiao Wu tremble.
Qianqian held her big breasts, her face was ambiguous, and her eyes were still blinking at herself. It is not difficult to see Qianqian's joy from her heart outward.
Suddenly, there was such a big contrast with his thinking in front of him, which inevitably made Xiao Wu a little hurried.
Qianqian, what is this for, why are your eyes blinking at me, is he looking at me?
Xiao Wu looked left and right, there was no one around him, what was the situation! Why is she the same as the situation in the police station just now?
Xiao Wu pointed to his nose, meaning, are you winking like me?
Qianqian, nodded happily, Xiao Wu still didn't believe it, and shook her hand at Qianqian, meaning, impossible, right?
Qianqian patted her chest, drew another heart in front of Xiao Wu, and then put her two hands together.