"These are designer shoes, have you ever seen them?"

"I'll pass it!"

What a little beggar who doesn't play by the routine.

"Do you think it's darker than it was just now?"

He looked up at the sky, looked at Lin Yang, and quickly returned his gaze to Lin Yang's feet, it seemed that he liked the shoes on Lin Yang's feet very much.

"It's getting dark early? I didn't notice that there was any difference between now and just now. ”

"Have you ever seen a cow flying in the sky?"

"Where?"

Really look up in the sky, "You're fooling a fool!" How can a cow fly in the sky? ”

Lin Yang also thought that making such an esoteric joke with him was really a little embarrassing for him, and he was just about to uncover the mystery. The baby suddenly seemed to understand what he meant.

"Oh! You mean buffalo! But how could there be such an insect in the middle of the night! ”

This joke is simply too unsuccessful, it is like the Grand Duke of Mozart to the cow, the piano is a good piano, the music is a good music, and the cow is also a good cow. It's just the wrong person. Donkeys, birds, and fish are completely incompatible.

All right! Let's get straight to the point!

"I don't believe it! How could you wear such expensive shoes? ”

He grinned, "Actually, we both wear the same style." ”

He stretched out the black broken shoes on his feet in front of Lin Yang, not to mention that his movements were still very sharp, and with a little force, his feet could reach the top of Lin Yang's head.

Wow!

The smell of rancid smell came to his face, and Lin Yang was still in the mood to appreciate the tattered shoes on his feet. Quickly turn backwards to avoid the evil thing in front of you. I held back the small bread in my stomach so that it didn't squirt. Otherwise, it's really Plants vs. Zombies. He's the veritable pea shooter.

Lin Yang's appearance was obvious, and the baby also pulled his feet in front of him, maybe he was also smoked by his own feet, so he tried to restrain himself, and coughed lightly twice.

Ahem!

"Look, aren't we wearing the same style?"

Lin Yang didn't see that he was still wearing shoes on his feet at all. He just nodded vigorously, for fear that if he said no, he would stretch out his other foot again, oh my God! He will definitely turn into a strengthened version of the pea shooter.

Toot toot!

"Mine was picked up, and it never took off on my feet, and now it's broken."

Lin Yang was really scared, one accidentally, the baby took off his shoes. If he really did that, no matter how much he longed, he wouldn't want to go over the culvert in front of him. He didn't want to save the kidnapped little girl. Oh my god! It's better to just die! It's a hundred.

"Yes, it's very old, so old that I think your shoes don't have soles at all."

"Huh! I already knew! The big hole in the sole of the shoe can always get into the stone! ”

"Oh! Won't your feet hurt? ”

"Haha! I gambled on the hole in the sole of my shoe with a bottle, and a bottle was just enough to use. Am I too talented? ”

"Yes!"

What else can Lin Yang say! He's already naïve to this point, is it necessary to hit his pride?

"Are you amazed by my ingenuity?"

"Yes, I'm so amazed that my jaw is about to dislocate!"

"I've thought of a great way to get through this culvert now, do you want to hear it?"

"To listen or not to listen, you said I always want to listen!"

"Isn't this a good way for me to carry you over?"

"Yes, but I don't have two bucks!"

"You can beg me! I'm a very soft-hearted person, you beg me well, and I'll say yes! ”

Lin Yang winked at him, is there such a strange human being in the world?

The baby looked at him with a smile on his face. Lin Yang really didn't know how to speak and say something. It seems that he has never said a complete sentence when he is so big, just like a child who has just babbled and has been jumping out word by word before. This baby completely subverted his perception of human beings.

Giant baby, there really exists in this world, this guy's inner world is too innocent! This is really amazing by him.

"Oh! Please, innocent baby, work hard, carry me over! ”

"Okay! The kind baby has granted your request! ”

Are we rehearsing a stage play? The baby in front of him really left him speechless, "Is that all?" ”

"yes, isn't that easy?"

"Hmmm! It's brainless! ”

"Since I agreed to your request, can the kind-hearted baby ask you for something?"

Lin Yang really didn't expect this guy to use a serial meter.

"Say it! If you have any requests, as long as I can do it, I will definitely agree to you! ”

Hee-hee!

"Guess what!"

Lin Yang thought for a while, "Would you like to eat meat?" ”

The baby shook his head.

Lin Yang said again, "Please eat barbecue?" ”

The baby shook his head again.

"You don't want me to ask you for a great health sauna, do you? I told you I don't have any money! ”

The baby shook his head again, "No, my request is very simple, you can easily do it." ”

Lin Yang lowered his head and thought about it, but he really couldn't think of what the strange baby was asking for, "I can't guess, what are you asking me to do?" ”

He laughed innocently a few times, completely as if the conspiracy had succeeded.

"Since I'm going to carry you across the river, there is a big hole in the sole of my shoe, and it's so dangerous under the water, if my foot hurts, ......."

Although Lin Yang's mind didn't turn around a fool just now, he had already guessed what he was going to say next after hearing him say this.

"You don't want my shoes, do you?"

"It's not that I want to, it's to change, my shoes are leaky and easy to prick, but they still have a lot of benefits......."

Hum!

If a pair of shoes has the above two situations, is it still necessary to wear it? I really can't think of any benefit from such shoes.

"When you rest, you can massage your feet without slippers, you say it's amazing, I'll do it for you to see."

As he spoke, he removed the plastic stuff that had blocked the hole in the soles of his shoes, finally revealing the soles of his snow-white feet. Maybe this is the only place on his body that is white. Moved his feet into his arms and massaged them a few times.

"You see if it's convenient!"

Lin Yang felt that his nose was no longer in its former position, on the door of the brain, behind the ears, and even in the dimples of Ga. I really want to take off his shoes from his feet and throw them away. But he was even more afraid of the smell of his feet.

Looking at the baby, he said angrily, "What other benefits?" ”

"In the summer, it's very cool!"

"What else?"

The baby pretended to think about it, "It seems that I can't remember these others, I can take them off to you, and you develop slowly." ”

As he spoke, he tried to untie his tightly bound shoelaces.

Lin Yang hurriedly waved his hand to stop him, "You still wear your shoes with a lot of benefits!" ”

The baby looked embarrassed, "Don't you want to change?" Wouldn't it be nice to wait until you get to the other side of the culvert and then change it back? ”

Lin Yang said in his heart, "Instead of you wearing the back of my shoes and me to cross the river, it is better for me to wear it myself." But think about it calmly, if you don't take off your shoes to him, this guy will definitely not cross the culvert. Without his guidance, how could he find the hiding place of the woman and the child?

Even if you find it by mistake, you will waste a lot of twists and turns. If you can't find it, wouldn't it be in vain for most of the night. After thinking about it so much, the last one said seriously:

"I can change the shoes for you, but you can't wear them to wade through the water, such good shoes to wade through such dirty sewage, and hold the dives."

The baby happily stood up from the ground, "You promised to change shoes with me?" ”

He quickly sat back on the ground and took off the broken shoes on his feet.

Lin Yang hurriedly stopped him, "Don't worry, you listen to me finish speaking!" ”

The baby looked respectful and impatient, stretching out his black hand to touch the shoes on Lin Yang's feet. Lin Yang naturally wanted to stay away, and he didn't want this pair of shoes to have anything to do with his dirty hands.

"I'll change my shoes for you as soon as you carry me through the culvert!"

"Really?"

There is a thief in the baby's eyes.

"Yes, if you don't believe us, we can pull the hook!"

Lin Yang took the initiative to stretch out his little finger forward, and the baby hooked it with his little finger neatly, "Don't hang the hook for a hundred years!" ”

Before Lin Yang could separate from his little finger, he hurriedly turned around and bent down.

"Come on, come on!"

"The hole in your foot hasn't been plugged yet, aren't you afraid of pricking your foot?"

"Oh!"

He hurriedly sat back on the ground and stuffed the previous piece of plastic back into the hole in the soles of his feet. Stamped happily, then turned around again, and the cat bent down, "Come on!" No problem now! ”

Helpless, Lin Yang had no choice but to climb on his back, but he didn't expect his linoleum-like hair to be heavier than the smell of his feet. The head spun around behind him, and it felt like the taste was the same everywhere he put his nose.

I had to grit my teeth and hold my breath as much as possible, but I couldn't hold it anymore and took a long breath behind me.

The baby carried Lin Yang on his back, and at first he was still thinking about holding the bag with the bottle in one hand, but after carrying Lin Yang on his back, it was not very convenient to hold the bag with any hand. simply put the bag aside, and carried Lin Yang into the water with a sharp back.

At the beginning, Lin Yangzhen was puzzled by those who gave him two yuan to cross the river on his back, why did he do this if the water was not very deep? Isn't it very difficult to wade through the water on your own!

But when the baby walked to the middle of the culvert, the sewage had reached below the baby's waistband. The baby's height is also more than 1.7 meters, and at this depth of water, it is indeed not easy for a petite woman.

Besides, this sewage has been entrenched here for too long, and the smell is very stinky, just imagine, those girls with skin like clotted fat will never touch this sewage.

The baby from a dark sewage, slowly touched the past, it took a long time to touch the opposite side of the culvert, although there is no street light at the exit, but the light refracted from all sides, can distinguish the front is a big uphill. Above the bridge in the culvert, there is a wide street. Occasionally, a slow car passes by, and the afterglow of the headlights can be swept here and there.

The baby was not tired, so he found a clean place uphill and put Lin Yang down. At this time, he was still in the mood to miss the shoes on Lin Yang's feet.

Lowering his head and only looking at Lin Yang's feet, he probably wanted to make sure that his shoes were not soiled by sewage. The two pairs of shoes looked back and forth, left and right, and found no traces of sewage, so I sat on the ground and gasped for breath.

He did so completely redundantly.

Although it is about to get married, Lin Yang has always protected these shoes very well. Even though he has the same grievances as a dowry for his first love, he still hopes that he will be the last passer.