Chapter 083: Disguise
Taking advantage of the baby's rest, Lin Yang used his brain to find a way to get the best of both worlds, and he really didn't want to change these shoes to the baby.
But no matter what kind of vicious methods are rejected by an honest conscience. It was the first time in his life that he had had an evil thought.
Smelling the stench on the baby's body, I really want to pounce on him and strangle him to death, so it's really a hundred.
The sudden thought made his heart pound wildly. When did you become so evil.
"Now it's alright, right? I carried you over the bridge, you can change your shoes for me, right? ”
Despite the darkness all around, the baby's eyes seemed to glow with a greedy green light, staring at him deadly.
Lin Yang was even more weak-hearted, his mouth was scooped, and his speech was slurred.
"You...... You, shall I treat you to a meal of meat? ”
Whoosh the baby stood up, "Do you want to and sit back?" ”
"It's not! I....... ”
Lin Yang also stood up, lifted his feet, and was so weak that he was going to die, no longer standing taller than him, pretending to be condescending, and not having the courage to bargain with him.
"We've sworn to hook up, and talking doesn't count, it's going to be thundered."
"No, no, I don't mean to go back, I just want to ......."
"What do you think, you just want to regret it, you don't count what you say!"
The baby is like an angry child, restless, jumping around and around.
Lin Yang was really afraid that he would roll into the water of the culvert by accident, so he came over and wanted to pull his arm and lead him to the flat place above, but he didn't expect him to stretch out his hand just now.
The baby thought he was going to fight, "What are you doing!" Don't you want to hit someone even if you talk? ”
Jumping to the side hard, his original intention was to avoid Lin Yang's hand, but he didn't expect the slope wall of the city to be built with stones next to him. Because he used too much force, he slammed his head against the edges of the wall.
This moment the force is not light, it may have knocked his head dizzy, and it was a slope under his feet. The baby suddenly lost his balance, fell on the slope with his heel, and then rolled into the water of the culvert.
Lin Yang didn't expect this kind of thing to happen suddenly, and he was still racking his brains about how to break his promise reasonably. It wasn't until he saw that the baby didn't get up immediately after falling into the water that he reacted.
I was just about to jump into the water to save the baby, and I remembered the beloved shoes on my feet. Quickly take it off its feet and toss it aside, then jump into the water to save the baby.
The water in this place was not above his knees, and Lin Yang walked in a few steps before touching the baby's body, and carried him out of the water and carried him on his shoulder. Climb the slope with great difficulty and place the baby on the flat ground on the side of the road.
When carrying him away, Lin Yang called him a few times, but the baby did not answer. I knew he might have choked on the water and fainted.
I lowered his head as low as I could, pressed his stomach, and the sewage trickled out of his mouth. Seeing him like this, Lin Yang was very sad, human life is really fragile, he was still thundering in the last minute, the invincible guy, the next minute lying here to be slaughtered, life is really impermanent, I am glad that I am still alive.
After a few presses, there is no sewage flowing out of the baby's mouth, but the baby still does not wake up.
Lin Yang squatted in front of his head and patted his face, "Hey! Hey! Wake up! Wake up! ”
"The stew is ready!"
"Do you want to eat a little barbecue?"
Still lying quietly like a dead man, Lin Yang rolled his eyes, and only after doing so did he realize that he was doing more than doing this. Nothing can be seen without light.
It looked like he was going to have to take artificial respiration again, but the subject was a beggar who had just been fished out of a pit. If it's a beauty, it is estimated that she will not have so many scruples when she is just fished out of the pit. But he's not.
After a strong psychological struggle, he abandoned the ugliness of things and carried forward the spirit of benevolence and love of the doctor, but he still held his head and opened his mouth.
One bite down, as if biting on a hairy egg, I couldn't feel where his lips were.
If it hadn't touched the innermost tooth, it is estimated that such artificial respiration would not have been able to proceed to the next step.
After repeated artificial respiration, the baby finally coughed a few times.
Lin Yang immediately squatted next to him and retched, the reality was that he had not become a pea shooter, and the small bread had already turned into gastric juice. There was also foul-smelling sewage spitting out.
He was also exhausted after surviving this work, and now that the baby is awake, he can take a rest. There are sparse weeds growing on the flat ground, lying on it and looking at the clear night sky.
There were faint clouds floating in the sky, there was no moon, and a few brighter stars loomed, leaving the troubles in your heart behind for a while and enjoying the tranquility of this moment.
"Wow! I'm finally in my new shoes! ”
The baby shouted excitedly, Lin Yang turned his head, and watched the baby jump and jump happily, his heart was naturally happy. My busy work was not in vain. Finally, there are no regrets.
Close your eyes calmly and enjoy the warmth of this moment.
"Brother! To give! Your shoes! ”
Lin Yang opened his eyes, and the baby was standing beside him, stretching out his hand to hold his shoes, not his pair of bottoms with holes, but his first love.
He was surprised, "Hmm! Isn't this yours? ”
The baby sat beside him with his shoes, and after the close contact just now, Lin Yang didn't hate the smell on his body very much.
"You just saved my life, I have nothing to thank, how can I ask for your things!"
"I promised you in advance that these shoes were for you, and we swore that I would go back on it!"
"But you saved my life, it's much more important than an oath, God will forgive us."
"But you fell into the water because of me!"
"It's me who is careless, what does it have to do with you!"
"You carried me over the culvert!"
"You saved my life!"
"If it were someone else, I would have saved it!"
"No matter! The shoes are yours! The baby shoved his shoes into his arms.
"The shoes are baby's." Lin Yang stuffed his shoes back again.
"Shoes are...... Forest...... Brotherly. The shoes came to Lin Yang's arms again.
Lin Yang also had nothing to say, and suddenly remembered. "You wouldn't mind if I asked a question, would you?"
"We're all ...... Brother, just ask! ”
Lin Yang pointed to his forehead with his finger, "There's nothing wrong with you here!" ”
The baby still minded a look at him, and then with a mischievous smile on his face, "Guess! ”
Lin Yang shook his head helplessly.
"You just entered the city, didn't you? You may not understand it yet, but sometimes there are many benefits to playing stupid. Slowly you will understand. ”
"I've been here for more than three months, what about you? How long have you been in Mountain Town? ”
"I've been here for three or four years, what are you doing in the mountain city?"
"I'm looking for my biological parents! What about you? ”
"I'm different from you, I'm here to find my parents!"
"You're pretending to be stupid with me again, aren't we both the same purpose?"
"Nope! I'm looking for adoptive parents! ”
"Oh! Is it really such a coincidence? ”
Lin Yang leaned against him with his shoulder, "Maybe the two of us are brothers!" ”
"Haha!"
The baby smiled happily, and casually took a handful of hair on his head, which turned out to be a wig like linoleum, and then rubbed it on his face, and the hair and beard on his face were also removed.
Lin Yang kept looking at it seriously, "You ......!" ”
He pinched the baby's hood, and the beard, "You ......!" He picked up his beard and shook it around the baby.
"I almost couldn't find your mouth!"
"Haha!"
"Did you kiss me just now?"
"Who kisses you! Don't say it's so disgusting, that's pure medical term, artificial respiration! ”
"No matter what the terminology is, the facts have been formed, you can't escape if you want to, I can tell you, I'm a gay."
"Lean ——!"
Lin Yang's jaw almost dropped, and he looked at him stunned, "Really? ”
"Haha! Funny for you! ”
"Big brother! Don't be so scary in the future, my heart can't stand it! ”
"Why don't we become brothers!"
The baby grabbed his hand excitedly.
"Haha!"
Lin Yang almost laughed and turned his back on his anger, "I see that there is really something wrong with your head, what age are you still playing this set of worship!" If you're really a gay, I'm pretty much engaged to you! ”
"That's fine!"
"Get out!"
"I want to be good friends with you anyway!" The baby said with emotion.
"We're good friends now."
"No, it's either to bow down or get engaged, you can choose one!"
"Are you playing really?"
"Yes, more than an embroidery needle!"
"What if I don't agree?"
"Sticking to you every day!"
"Why do you look like a woman?"
"Did I say I was a man? …… I'm gay, so I'm neither male nor female. ”
Now there is no car passing by on the road, Lin Yang can't see his disguised face clearly, and he can't even see the hairstyle on his head, "Are you talking about hardware or software?" ”
"What hardware and software, if you don't choose one, I won't take you to find that mother and daughter!"
"You do look like a woman, and you're a very clingy shrew!"
"Farewell, get engaged, choose quickly!"
"May I ask you a question?"
He thought for a moment, "The last one!" ”
"Why do you wear makeup? Pretending to be a beggar? ”
"I ...... I can pick up the bottle this way without being noticed, and I can ...... better Find your parents! Okay, that's it, you have a choice! ”
"Do you really want to choose?"
"Yes!"
"Okay, then I'll choose to bow down! There's nothing wrong with my sexuality! ”
"What is your sexual orientation?"
"I'm male and female!"
"What?"
"I'm straight!"
"Oh! I'm relieved. ”
"What do you mean?"
"It's boring, I'...... It's gay, I don't like straight guys. ”
Lin Yang couldn't figure out what kind of person this gay should like.
"Oh!"
At this time, the baby has already knelt respectfully facing the north, "Come and kneel with me!" ”
"What is this for?"
"Kowtow!"
"Don't you need to burn incense?"
"Excuse me!"
"That kowtow is also waived!"
"Inevitably! Hurry up and get on your knees! ”
Lin Yang squatted over and knelt face to face with him. The wound on his stomach still hurts when he kneels like this.
"Do you want to worship heaven and earth? I have no objection to that. ”
"Didn't you say you were going to be a brother?"
"Do the sworn brothers have any kneeling opposite?"
"Oh!"
Lin Yang twisted his body and knelt beside the baby, and the wound became more and more painful when he moved like this.
"The heavens are above! Me, baby...... Why don't you speak? The baby looked at him sideways.
Now that the two of them are relatively close, Lin Yang can see his appearance more or less.
"So your skin is so white!"
"What do you say! Shall we bow down now, you follow me! ”
"Good!"
Lin Yang was still staring at his exposed skin.
"The heavens are above! Me, baby. ”
He glanced at Lin Yang, "Say!" ”
Lin Yang hurriedly turned his head and said loudly, "The sky is above, me, baby." ”
"Say your name, what's your name?"
Lin Yang blinked, "Oh! I know, the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, Liu Guan and Zhang Taoyuan! ”
The baby turned his head and glared at him, "Your Taoism has not yet been released, so you don't need to pretend to be with me." ”