Chapter 003: Scrambling to grab the red envelope

Jiuxiong stood up and looked up at the sun in the sky, the shadow had already fallen on his toes, and it was estimated that it was almost twelve o'clock.

I didn't feel a little hungry in my stomach, and suddenly Jiuxiong's chest felt a slight numbness, and I was startled. After groping in his arms for a while, he found a hard thing, which turned out to be the mobile phone in his arms that vibrate.

Luckily, the phone I carried with me was still there! He hurriedly took it out and saw that it was his wife's call, and quickly clicked the answer button: "Wife, what are you looking for me to do?" "The phone is connected, but I can't hear the other person.

Jiuxiong was anxious, poked the hands-free hard, and shouted towards the mobile phone: "Wife, I'm Jiuxiong, did you hear it?" "Still no response.

He shouted three times in a row, but he didn't hear his wife's voice. Nine Bears now understood that he had really entered the third dimension. He opened WeChat dejectedly and received a message: "Jiuxiong, you dead ghost, where have you gone?" ”

Liu Qi and Luo Chang thought that Jiuxiong was crazy, shouting so hysterically, and inexplicably quiet, they hurriedly came up with their waists, but Jiuxiong didn't notice.

Jiuxiong began to reply with a handwriting screen, and when he was ready to send it out, a box popped up, and there were a few words, it was Xiao Seal, which he didn't recognize. "It's okay, I'll check it on Baidu."

I don't know that when I open the browser, it's all small seals, and the nine bears are going to faint, and the pinyin typing is invalid. Jiuxiong tried to send a few expressions, which could be sent, but could not be texted.

There was another shock, and Jiuxiong received a message, or Xiao Seal. Liu Qi couldn't help but think: "Dear customer, you have entered the third space Qinguo service area. Your font system is not recognized, sorry. Thank you for using. ”

Jiuxiong slammed the phone on the ground and scolded: "There is still a rain of red envelopes this afternoon, it seems that I can't grab it." ”

The mobile phone was dropped by Jiuxiong like this, the fuselage and the casing were separated and fell to the ground, and the electric board also fell off. Liu Qi and Luo Chang, two hungry tigers, rushed to the ground for food, they all wanted to keep it for themselves, this thing was amazing, and it would also produce words and pictures. The two of them fought for each other, and in the end, Liu Qi grabbed the electric board, and Luo Chang got the chassis and fuselage.

Jiuxiong lay down on the ground angrily, ignored the two of them, pulled a dogtail grass and bit it in his mouth, and laughed secretly in his heart: Two SBs, treat this king's broken mobile phone as a treasure, hehehe.

Luo Chang poked at the screen of his mobile phone, the screen was black, and there was nothing. Liu Qi took the electric board and looked at it over and over, and muttered: "This is a baby-" Jiuxiong laughed so much that tears were about to come out.

"Lord Wang, what kind of treasure is this? Can you teach late students how to use it? Luo Chang ran to Jiuxiong's side and squatted down and asked.

"Grandpa Luo, it's okay for this king to teach you to use it." Jiuxiong sold off, "Come closer." ”

Jiuxiong and Luo Chang whispered a few words, and Luo Chang smiled: "Lord, isn't it just ten taels of silver for tuition?" After speaking, he took out a hundred taels of silver tickets from his bosom.

Jiuxiong took it, took a closer look, it was all traditional characters, and he knew the three words "one hundred taels", in order not to be recognized by Luo Chang as an impostor, Jiuxiong handed the silver ticket to Luo Chang again, and smiled: "Grandpa Luo, don't be so much." ”

"The younger generation should be filial to you." Luo Chang didn't take the silver ticket, "Isn't it too little?" ”

"No, it's notβ€”" Jiuxiong snatched the silver ticket back and stuffed it into his arms, "It's better to be respectful than to obey your fate, then the king will laugh at it." ”

"Liu Sanchang, come hereβ€”" Jiuxiong beckoned to Liu Qi.

Liu Qi didn't know what kind of medicine was sold in the Nine Bears Gourd, glanced at the Nine Bears, and continued to hold the electric board in both hands to look left and right, pretending not to hear.

"Liu Sanchang, if you can't come over, this king will be mad!" Nine Bears raised his voice an octave.

Liu Qi saw that Jiuxiong's face had changed, and hurriedly jumped to Jiuxiong's side with a dragonfly: "Lord, what's the matter, just give orders." ”

Jiuxiong said with a smile: "I can't imagine that Brother Liu has practiced for thousands of years, and he is so good at light skills, so he will teach this king a few tricks in case of emergency." ”

Liu Qizuo said: "The little one doesn't dare, the prince's martial arts are world-famous, don't torture Liu." ”

Luo Chang patted Liu Qi on the shoulder: "Brother Liu, if the prince wants you to teach you, you can teach you." ”

"No hurry, no hurry. You two get a little closer, and this king will tell you how to play this treasure. Nine Bears beckoned Liu Qi and Luo Chang to sit down.

Nine bears just like to pretend to be a head, who can't play with a mobile phone. He installed the mobile phone in three clicks and five divided by two, turned on the phone, clicked on the screen, swiped WeChat, and was familiar with the road. Liu Qi and Luo Chang stared at the screen, staring intently.

Luo Chang is an old naughty boy, he asked curiously: "Lord Wang, where did this baby come from?" I have never seen it in my later life. ”

Jiuxiong smiled slightly: "This is when I dreamed, I dreamed of Taishang Laojun, he said that I have contributed to the Jiangshan Sheji, and to the people of Limin, so he rewarded me with a magic weapon that combines clairvoyance and Shunfeng ear mana." When I woke up, sure enough, the magic weapon was in my hands. ”

Liu Qidao: "That's right, it was there in the Shang and Zhou dynasties, and all the generals had their own magic weapons." ”

Jiuxiong said: "Father-in-law Luo, you are rich and five cars, you don't know it, right?" ”

Luo Chang stroked his long beard and said, "I have heard of it a little later. At the end of the Shang Dynasty, there was a pair of brothers with strong spells under the king of Zhou, the elder brother was Gao Ming, and the younger brother was Gao Lan. Gao Ming can see thousands of miles, known as clairvoyance, Gao Ran can hear all directions, known as Shunfeng ear. During the Shang and Zhou wars, the two of them relied on their abilities to spy on the military situation, and made a lot of contributions, and the king of Zhou, who knew the military situation well, won many battles. Jiang Zi's military deployment and movements were no secret at all, and King Wen of Zhou was very panicked. Fortunately, Zhou Ying came up with a way to disturb the hearing of Shunfeng Ear with war drums, cover the clairvoyant's vision with flags, and sprinkle dog blood on the ground, so that the two lost their mana and were killed in the war. ”

Liu Qi picked up the conversation: "There are more mysterious ones in the backβ€”β€”"

Jiuxiong was impatient and stretched out his right hand: "Brother Liu, please speak." ”

Liu Qidao: "The clairvoyant and Shunfeng who died under the constraints of the conspiracy were unwilling, and the demon soul was entrenched on the Peach Blossom Mountain, and it took three thousand years before and after waiting for Mazu to come to subdue." Both of them knelt down in front of Mazu, and said that their master had told us that we had been waiting for this for a long time, and that we would like to take refuge in the door with sincerity and live a total of the world. ”

Jiuxiong asked, "Did Mazu accept the two of them?" ”

Liu Qi said: "Lord Wang, don't interrupt." Since then, there have been two more scary-looking generals on Mazu's side. The two brothers were incorporated into the immortal system by Taoism and became the guardian gods of the religion, and their statues were generally placed at the gate of the palace, and at the same time two warriors were added next to them, collectively known as the "Four Great Sea Gods". ”

Luo Chang said: "Uh-huh. Brother Liu, the Great Song Dynasty and the Great Ming Dynasty are separated by hundreds of years, and the records of clairvoyance and Shunfeng Ear are all one version? ”

Jiuxiong said: "I know the ultimate version." ”

"Tell me about itβ€”"

According to legend, in 982 A.D., on the peach blossom mountain in the northwest of Meizhou Island, there are two strange appearances hideous, eyes like copper bells, teeth like short swords, more than zhang high, sound like copper bells, come and go like wind and lightning, often haunt and make trouble. Mo Niang carried the bronze talisman and so on up the mountain, after a fierce fight, Mo Niang recited the mantra, held a silk handkerchief, the two monsters were dazzled and paralyzed, abandoned the weapon and surrendered, willing to return to the right, practice with Mazu around the left, and assist Mazu to drive away evil and suppress evil, and silently bless all sentient beings. ”

"This is very different from what we read, and this version can't be made up by those novelists who play time travel?"

"Then I don't know, this king also listens to folklore. Come on, come on, the Xiye heroes in my WeChat group are going to send red envelopes. ”

"What is a red envelope? What is WeChat? Luo Chang was puzzled, took out a stack of red envelopes and a letter from his sleeve, and raised it, "Lord Wang, isn't this it?" ”

"Grandpa Luo, no, you don't understand it." Nine Bears laughed.

"The red envelope is comingβ€”" the phone spoke.

"The demonic voice in the demon, it can't be a goblin, right?" Luo Chang asked.

Jiuxiong didn't reply, poked at the screen, and the red envelope turned around for a long time before opening it, grabbing 0.01 yuan. He was so angry that his face turned blue, and after a closer look, fortunately, his wife Xiang Piaopiao snatched the biggest red envelope, 38.88 yuan. Immediately, a smile appeared on his face again.

"It's fun, I'll try it too." Luo Chang snatched it.

"Grandpa Luo, didn't this king say you, you have money, do you still care about these little red envelopes?" Jiuxiong stretched out his hand and asked Luo Chang for it.

"If you don't give, I just won't give."

"Liu Qi, you go, grab the magic weapon back for me."

"If you don't go, it's okay to let Senior Luo play a few games."

"Okay, you can grab a few too."

"Oh yes, my father-in-law grabbed one of the biggest red envelopes, and he has good luck." Luo Chang danced.

"How much?" Nine Bears asked.

"66.88 yuan."

Liu Qi took advantage of Luo Chang's inattention, took advantage of the situation, grabbed the mobile phone, and ran away, but no red envelopes appeared on the screen for half a day. Jiuxiong's mother-in-law posted a few words in the group: Jiuxiong, grab the red envelope and don't say anything, I know where you are.

Liu Qi didn't know simplified Chinese characters, so he had to run back and hand the phone to Jiuxiong: "Lord Wang, look at what it says?" ”

Jiuxiong swept the screen and thought: Stinky woman, why do you call me Jiuxiong, don't you want me to show my feet?

His brain was running rapidly, and he hurriedly said, "It's to say that Grandpa Luo's luck is so good." ”

"Oh-"

In the WeChat group, Xiye sent a few red envelopes in a row, and this time Liu Qijie landed first, and he poked at the screen. Unbelievable, a puff of black smoke immediately rose from the screen, and a smell of burning was in the air.

Jiuxiong was furious: "Why are you working so hard, it's okay now, my magic weapon has been ruined by your stinky hands." You're going to pay me for my magic weaponβ€”"

Suddenly, a black wind blew, and the phone returned to its original state, but it turned off automatically. A nine-foot-tall man jumped out of the mobile phone screen, with a black face, eyes like copper bells, slightly curly long hair and a shawl, dressed in Tang costumes, with a chrysanthemum ancient sword on his back and a guqin in his arms.

As soon as he landed, the big man was playing with the guqin, making an agitated sound, and the air turned into a wave of air that spread far away when it met the sound of the qin, shaking the leaves rustling; While singing in a slightly hoarse voice: "Chrysanthemum ancient sword and wine, soaked in coffee into the noisy courtyard ......"

The appearance of the black-faced man was too sudden, and the three of them were so frightened that they couldn't help but retreat a few feet away, and shouted together: "Monstersβ€”"