Chapter 002: The Story of the King of Words

"Brother, with all due respect, you must get out of here quickly." Liu Qi said with a serious face.

"Why?" Nine Bears asked.

"Liu has been here from the Great Song Dynasty through the third space for thousands of years, and he doesn't ask about the world. With my instincts that I have cultivated for many years, there must be a vicious fight here. ”

Jiuxiong carried two knives and turned around the waterhole a few times, but found nothing abnormal except for the pool water and stone weeds: "Brother Liu, you're not fooling me, are you?" ”

"Look up—" Ryuchi pointed to the sky.

Nine bears looked up, only to see a huge waterfall falling from the sky, up to hundreds of meters, can not see the top, the bamboo trees are towering, lush, gloomy and terrifying, giving people a feeling of cold air penetrating the bones. The rocks on both sides of the waterfall are almost cliffs, and the artificially hewn stone ridges go up from the bottom of the waterhole, twisting and turning, if you want to go up to the top of the mountain, you must rely on the stone ridges to climb up, and if you accidentally fall into the rocky pool, you will be crushed.

"Brother, are you scared?"

"The east wind blows, the war drums beat, who is afraid of whom in this era!"

"Don't blow it, okay? If you have the ability, you will fly up to the mouth of the cave where I came down just now. ”

Jiuxiong watched a lot of time-traveling dramas on TV, and thought: Back in ancient times, people with swords knew martial arts, and with a light jump, they could fly up like a peng spreading their wings, just a cave, naturally not a problem.

"I'll fly, I'll fly, I'll fly—" Jiuxiong jumped in place several times, but couldn't fly, and jumped about 80 centimeters above the ground.

Liu Qi couldn't help laughing: "It's interesting, you just jump a hundred times, a thousand times, ten thousand times, and you can't fly." ”

Unconvinced, Jiuxiong decided to try again, he gently placed the double knives on the ground, and laughed at himself: "This damn double knife is too heavy for me to fly." Without the double blades, he felt much more relaxed, and jumped towards the top of the pool, and this time he really flew, and he looked left and right, so embarrassed, and felt fluttering.

"Brother Liu, I can fly, hahaha-" Before the words fell, Jiuxiong's body fell straight into the kite with a broken line, and fell into the waterhole with a "poof", splashing countless splashes. What a high-altitude dive!

Nine bears fell into the pool in an instant, but fortunately he knew how to be watery, or he had to drown, he swam to the shore like a water dog, and crawled ashore.

He was so angry that he scolded: "Grandma, God dares to play tricks on this king!" ”

Liu Qi smiled dumbly: "The first time you flew up, you couldn't speak, didn't your master teach you?" ”

"I don't have a master, I'm self-taught."

"I was about to warn you not to speak—"

"You're dark enough, why didn't you say it earlier-" Jiuxiong felt very uncomfortable, annoyed and angry, and slashed at the waterhole with his two knives.

"Die, you damn waterhole-" Strange, Jiuxiong's eighteen-way anti-knife method worked this time, each knife went down to the waterhole to set off a column of water several feet high, and the stones jumped out of the bottom of the water, making a deafening loud noise.

"Brother, stop. No matter how high your martial arts are, you are afraid of kitchen knives. ”

Jiuxiong didn't listen and continued to vent, and Liu Qi didn't stop his madness anymore. After a while, the surroundings fell silent. "Woo-" A loud horn suddenly sounded from the top of the mountain, as if coming from the clouds.

"Brother Nine Bears, you're in trouble!"

"The Miao village around the horn sound is accustomed to it and does not care. I'll take a sip of water first. The nine bears bent down to quench their thirst with water.

"Nine bears, wait—" shouted a gray-haired old man flying obliquely. Nine Bears ignored it.

"Pap, pap", the old man raised the giant brush in his hand and pointed it twice, and reprimanded: "Do you want to find death?" ”

"Old immortal, what does this king have to do with you if he wants to drink water?" The nine bears jumped like thunder.

"Brother, you're a little educated, aren't you?" Liu Qidao hugged his fist to the old man, "The juniors are polite, dare to ask the seniors with their names?" ”

"Brother Liu, you are stupid, you didn't look at this old immortal, wearing the brocade clothes of the Ming Dynasty!"

"Jiuxiong, I know you, you are Xiao Zizhang, Xiao Zizhang, the king of Katian. Forgive the juniors for offending a lot just now. The old man shouted.

"Oh, Jiuxiong, you are really the king of Katian, Liu doesn't know, disrespectful and disrespectful."

"Liu Sanchang, of course you don't know. This king only walked the rivers and lakes three hundred years later, followed Emperor Taizu to fight in the east and west, and made countless achievements...... "Jiuxiong began to brag again, but he looked as similar to Xiao Zizhang, and the old man mistook him for King Katian, and his tail went up to the sky.

"Junior Luo Chang visits the prince-" The old man wanted to kneel down and give a big salute to the nine bears.

"No courtesy. Tell me why did you prevent this king from drinking water? Nine Bears put on a swaggering look.

"Lord Wang, it is recorded in the secret history of Katian that this water has corpse poison and cannot be drunk. To cut a long story short, let's get out of here. Luo Chang urged.

"It doesn't hurt to have this king here."

"Brother Nine Bears, listen to Senior Luo's words."

"Lord Wang, I appeared almost a hundred years later than you, have you forgotten that it is Shuixin Village above?"

"Oh, this king is confused. Yes, Shuixin Village is one of the camps of Qin Shi Huang's southern expedition to 100,000 troops. "Jiuxiong, the fake King of Katian, still knows some history and local allusions, "That king obeys, according to you." ”

"Liu Qi, Luo Chang obeyed the order, withdraw—" Jiuxiong looked up, and dense arrow feathers poured down from the top of the mountain hundreds of meters high, because the distance was too far, so he didn't hurt himself. The Qin army has already been pressed down along the stone ridge, and he has just learned a little bit of light skills, and he has no bottom in his heart to deal with so many Qin troops.

So, the three of them began to run wildly all the way through the mountains, and the fastest one was Jiuxiong, who didn't even have time to catch his breath, and Liu Qi and Luo Chang couldn't catch up with him at all.

Seeing that they had fled like a violent wind, the Qin army on the mountainside stopped the pursuit, and another "woo" horn sounded, and the Qin army that went down the mountain slowly returned to the top of the mountain, and calm was restored around the waterhole.

"Damn, this king returned to the Qin Dynasty alone and did not bring an army. Today, I have to fight these Yankees for 300 rounds! Jiuxiong stopped, sat on the stone and cursed.

"It's safe now, lord." Luo Chang followed.

"Brother Nine Bears—" Liu Qi also arrived.

"Call me the prince, the nine bears are also called by you, no big or small, and the king of words!" Nine Bears Road.

"No. Rajah. ”

"Liu Sanchang, tell me quickly, how did you get to Shuixin Village?"

"This is personal privacy, so don't embarrass the villain."

"Say, it's just the three of us, and you're afraid that others will find out?" Lo Cheong Road.

"You know what I know, God knows what I know." Liu Qi still didn't want to say.

"It's good that the prince wants to hear you, what are you doing crookedly?"

"Okay then-" Liu Yong took a big sip of wine and told him about his inscription in the Qinglou-

In the third year of Song Zhihe (1056), due to excessive drinking and indulgence, I couldn't afford to get sick, and I couldn't stop coughing and vomiting blood. In order not to affect the business of "Tianxianglou", my confidant Tang Xiaoyou kept tears, spent a lot of money to rent a farm for me, resigned from the head card of "Tianxianglou" to concentrate on treating me, hoping that I would get better as soon as possible and write lyrics and music for her.

There is a thousand-year-old ginkgo tree in the farm, and there is an ancient well not far from the tree, called Baishajing, where cranes often come to drink. When I moved into the farm, the ginkgo biloba was still flourishing and vibrant, with swarms of butterflies and bees flying around, and I had the fullest and happiest time of my life there because I had a home and a home to love.

Love can heal, and my body gradually improves. Half a year has passed, and the expensive medical expenses and daily expenses have made Tang Xiaoyou a lot haggard, and the girl who is only in her twenties has suffered with me, and my heart is dripping blood.

I have been wandering the rivers and lakes for so long, I have eaten and drunk everything, and I have no savings, I am ashamed of Tang Xiaoyou. So I refused to take the medicine and stopped talking, and it was already clear to me that my illness was hopeless, and that the improvement was just a psychological effect.

I write words desperately every day, only sleeping for an hour or two, and I want to leave as many words as possible to Tang Xiaoyou before I die, so that he can have no worries about food and clothing for the rest of his life. My words can be said to be a thousand words, and many Qinglou owners are queuing up to buy it, and the orders are lined up until I am eighty years old. Heaven does not fulfill people's wishes, and I have no blessings.

Autumn came, and the ginkgo tree died suddenly, and I had a premonition that it would soon be dead. Tang Xiaodemon cried and cried and persuaded me to take medicine, I shook my head vigorously: "Little demon, it is better to forget each other in the rivers and lakes." ”

The little demon cried not like a person, like a pear blossom with rain in spring, I lay on the sickbed, stroking the little demon's face hard: "Little demon, don't cry, life and death are rich in the sky." Don't blame Liu Lang......"

"Liu Lang, you will get better, I don't blame you, I am enough to be with you in this life!"

An autumn wind blew, and the last leaves of the ginkgo tree drifted into the air and swept into my room with the wind. I knew it was time to go.

I stood up, took out a thick stack of manuscripts from under the straw mat, handed it to the little demon with a shake, and said in a stalk: "Little demon, you can't be a husband and wife in this life, Liu Lang will definitely put on your favorite red belly pocket and red makeup ...... in the next life."

I couldn't speak, so I grabbed the little demon's hand tightly, and the old tears were all over the place, and I slowly lay back down, and after a while I fell asleep peacefully. No matter how the little demon cries and shakes, I don't know.

Then I went out of my body and was in the air above the room for a long time. Later, somehow, I was actually transported to various dynasties by some boring novelists in later generations, and today in the Qin Dynasty, I am confused.

"Alright, that's the end of my story. Senior Luo, what about your—"

"Liu Sanbian, he is a junior, he has said it a few times, you are brainless!"

"Liu is used to calling the elders seniors, and the prince forgives me."

"Okay, this king doesn't force you, you can do whatever you want." ……