After hesitating for a while, Xiang Xiaoer finally decided to tell the story of a fox fairy.

Because he thinks this is more appropriate, the fox fairy and the scholar, the poor scholar met the fox fairy by chance, and then won the white rich and beautiful fox fairy and was admitted to the top prize, isn't this story good?

As soon as he heard the story of the fox fairy again, Master Liu's face turned bitter and hurriedly spoke:

"Little sir, little sir, please listen to me, today is a day of great joy, the teacher is not good at talking about demons or something, it is better to say something else."

Xiang Xiaoer was a little unhappy, I've already told you a paragraph about this, you still have so many requirements?

For the sake of professionalism, I will reluctantly agree to you.

"Say something else?"

Master Liu nodded:

"Say something else."

Xiang Xiaoer thinks that he is still very good at talking, since you don't want to listen to the fox spirit, then I'll say something else, let's talk about "Romance of the Gods".

"Okay, smack!"

Xiang Xiaoer's row of waking wood openings:

"Then let's talk about something else, between the bottom of the world, there are people, there are demons, and naturally there are gods and immortals, today let's talk about the story of this god, there is an ancient style song:

The chaos is divided into Pangu first, and the Taiji two instruments are hung with four elephants.

Zitian is ugly, and the people are out, and the beast is suffering from Chaoxian.

Suiren takes fire to avoid fresh food, and Fuxi paints hexagrams before yin and yang.

Shennong governs the world and tastes a hundred herbs, and Xuanyuan Lile Marriage Alliance.

Shaohao five emperors and people, Yu Wang control the flood.

Chengping enjoys the country to four hundred, and the king has no way to turn things upside down,

The day longitudinal sister likes the color of barren wine, and the soup is made to wash the fishy flesh,

Let go of the South Nest to save tyranny, and Yunni got his wish.

In the 31st century, the business context is like a broken string:

Cheng Tang is also after the Yellow Emperor, and his surname is ......."

"It is said that the king of Xuan listened to the music and was overjoyed, and returned to the palace in real time. A night passed. The next morning, two classes of civil and military pilgrimage were gathered to congratulate him. The king then asked the driver: "That is, to pass on my will, promulgate the princes of the four towns, and select a hundred beauties from good families in each town and place, regardless of rich or poor, only with dignified appearance, temperament and grace, courtesy and virtuous, and generous manners, so as to serve as a harem servant." ”

When Hou Hu heard this, he groaned and said: "Uncle Ji didn't raise his troops, sat back and watched the success or failure, I went to urge him again, but he cheapened him, violated the holy decree, and was charged." "I was hesitating, only to hear the general trend in front of me. Chonghou Hu didn't know where to go, and he was so frightened that his soul couldn't possess his body....."

"Daji entered the noon gate, crossed the Kowloon Bridge, and went to the dripping eaves of the Nine Palaces, raised his teeth, bowed down, and said long live. The king fixed his eyes and watched, and saw Daji's dark clouds and sideburns, apricot face and peach cheeks, light spring mountain, delicate willow waist, really like a begonia drunk sun, pear blossoms with rain, no less than the nine days fairy under the Yao Pond, Chang'e left the jade in the month. Da Jiqi's lips are like a little cherry, the tip of her tongue is a ball of harmony, the autumn waves are like a double curved phoenix eyes, and the corners of her eyes are delicately dropping thousands of styles....."

Xiang Xiaoer told the story of this Romance of the Gods, Tianhan has a history of thousands of years, but due to the chaos of the Warring States before Qin, I don't know anything about the history of the future, Xiang Xiaoer naturally arranged this business before the Warring States.

The first time the king of the palace of Nuwa entered the incense, and the second time the Hou Suhu of Jizhou listened to the anti-business, and the people who listened to it were just tasteful, and they began to discuss in silence, and eating and drinking began to become lively.

But in the third time, Ji Chang broke the siege and entered Daji, and then to the fourth time that the fox in Enzhouyi died Daji, Master Zhou always felt that something was wrong, how could he say that the fox spirit ran out again.

But everyone listened happily, and it was not scary, and he only listened to it tastefully, and he couldn't say anything.

Listening to books, eating and drinking, the crowd is also very progressive.

At this time, the master who had been sitting at the table eating and drinking glanced at the sky, said hello to Master Liu, got up and left, and found the housekeeper of Liu's Mansion to speak:

"Almost, you go and prepare, now is the time when the popularity is strong, and now you can greatly suppress the resentment of the yellow skin."

The Gao family nodded and agreed, and went down to let people prepare.

The master glanced at Xiang Xiaoer, who was eating and drinking while telling everyone a story, and let out a sneer:

"Is it a coincidence, or is it intentional? Anyway, if you dare to ruin my good deeds, don't blame me for being rude. ”

Then pretend that nothing happened and go back to the original act.

Xiang Xiaoer didn't seem to notice him, talking to himself and eating vegetables, and occasionally feeding the little white fox.

The guests in this courtyard ate and drank happily.

And in the backyard, the housekeeper ordered the little weasel to be lifted out of the cage and began to deal with it.

These people are really a little afraid, but it is surprisingly easy to deal with, I think it is because I have been hungry for a long time, and this little weasel has not struggled at all.

The processing was very smooth, peeling, deboning, cutting the meat into the pot.

It was dealt with very quickly.

Although everyone's hearts were furious, there seemed to be nothing unusual at first glance, thinking that the story of Huang Xian was hundreds of years ago, and it was estimated that it was long gone.

This yellow skin is everywhere, how can everyone have divine power.

Everyone couldn't help but feel relieved.

No one noticed that at the moment of death, the corners of the weasel's mouth unconsciously smiled with disgust.

Ma Xiaosan looked at the second brother sitting in the room and couldn't help but show his admiration.

The second brother has the ability, if it weren't for the second brother, he would never have been able to eat such a good dish in his life.

Although Ma Xiaosan was dressed shabby and looked like he was just a guy who followed Xiang Xiaoer, the Liu family still arranged a table for him.

Ma Xiaosan also followed the instructions of the second brother, you are welcome, his family does not pay him, eat more.

The story of the second brother is very exciting, but Ma Xiaosan can't eat all the time.

If it weren't for the people around him, he was afraid of damaging the image of the second brother, so he would have grabbed it.

This wine, this food, he has never eaten so good in his life.

Compared to this, what I make is simply pig food.

The people at the same table with him are all people with status, although the Liu family's banquet is good, they can also eat it every day, and they don't usually see this storyteller.

Therefore, except for Ma Xiaosan, almost all the rest of the people occasionally added food, drank wine and listened carefully to the story, and discussed a few times from time to time.

Although Ma Xiaosan has never heard of storytellers, he knows storytellers, and if he wants to listen to stories, he just goes back and pesters his second brother, how can he delay eating for listening to stories?

Therefore, although the action is quite elegant, this action has not stopped, and he has eaten as long as Xiang Xiaoer said.

It may be that they have drunk too much and some want to go to the hut.

So he wiped his mouth and turned his head to look at the people around him.

I don't know anyone here.

So he got up, and when the people next to him saw him coming, they asked:

"This son, but what's the matter?"

Although Ma Xiaosan didn't have much knowledge, he still knew basic etiquette, glanced at the people who were still eating, pulled the villain to the side, and waited until he was far away before he said his difficulties.

The man also nodded, and then told the location of the thatched house in the backyard, Ma Xiaosan didn't use the other party to lead him, and went over alone.

After addressing the physiological needs.

Ma Xiaosan suddenly heard a voice:

"Save me, save us!"

The voice was intermittent, and it was impossible to distinguish between men and women, Ma Xiaosan wanted to hear it but couldn't hear it clearly, but it always surrounded his ears.

Ma Xiaosan came to the spirit.

This Liu family has a big business, and they are not secretly engaged in the business of human trafficking.

Isn't this the cry for help from a girl from a good family who has been trafficked?

He listened carefully and followed the sound and searched.

But this search startled him.

He followed the sound to a corner of the backyard, the people of the Liu family were busy in the back kitchen, busy in the front yard, and he was alone in the entire backyard at this time.

And he followed the sound and finally came to the corner, and saw no one in sight, but an iron cage filled with a weasel.

I just heard my second brother tell the story of the fox demon, and I have heard the story of the five immortals of Yingzhou many times since I was a child, and at this time I listened to the sound of the music and looked at the weasel in the iron cage.

Ma Xiaosan panicked for no reason, but he got along with Xiang Xiaoer for a while, and he also saw a lot of Shen Yi from the other party, although he was a little flustered, but it was not so unbearable.

This is mainly due to the fact that when he first met Xiang Xiaoer, he mistook the other party for a monster.

It's strange to say that these two weasels did not lie in the cage with sad faces like the previous ones, but they all straightened up and looked at Ma Xiaosan outside the cage.

From the other party's eyes full of wisdom, Ma Xiaosan seemed to see a message for help.

"Are you calling for help?"

Ma Xiaosan spoke, but received no response.

The cries for help that had been in his ears had long since disappeared as he approached the cage.

There was no reply from the other party. There was not even any other action, Ma Xiaosan couldn't help but shake his head secretly:

"Maybe I've drunk too much, and the story told by the second brother is so good, so I'm thinking too much, right?"

After saying that, he turned around and prepared to leave, but at this moment, the two weasels, who were motionless, suddenly shed tears, and then put their two front paws on their chests, as if to salute him.

Ma Xiaosan was stunned.

A thought crossed his mind.

This Liu Jiamo didn't really catch Huang Xian.

He didn't know that the Liu family had sent someone to collect the news of the weasel at the previous stage.

So when I first saw these two weasels, I thought it was just a hobby of this big family, maybe they were deliberately raised and worshipped, but now it doesn't seem to be like an offering anyway.

And these two seem to be a little different from the ones running around the mountains outside.

From the eyes of these two, it can be seen that the other party's Ganoderma lucidum is not bad, and it seems to be a real yellow immortal.

Ma Xiaosan was a little flustered.

She is just a small hunter in the mountains, she has never seen anything in the world, although she follows like a small second, and has seen some scenes that ordinary people can't imagine, but at this time, when she faces such a strange phenomenon alone, she is still a little panicked and at a loss.

He wanted to ask his well-informed second brother, but when he thought about it, this was someone Liu Jia's thing, if he asked, it would definitely attract the attention of the Liu family, and not only might he not be able to rescue these two little things, but he would even affect himself and his second brother.

Ma Xiaosan glanced at the empty backyard, and then at the two weasels who were maintaining their postures, very hesitant.

In the end, the demon sent a gritted tooth, opened the cage, and ran away without looking back.

The two weasels quickly ran out when they saw the cage open, looking at the back of Ma Xiaosan leaving, and their faces showed a complex expression like a weak human being.

Then he quickly climbed the courtyard wall and disappeared into the backyard.

The people down were busy, and no one noticed what was going on here.

Ma Xiaosan returned to his original seat in a panic, and the first thing he did when he sat down was to pour himself a glass of wine, drink it, and then constantly calm his mood.

If you release it in someone else's house, the animals raised by others, he always feels that it is not much different from stealing.

But recalling the expressions and movements of the two weasels, I always felt that Liu Jia wanted to do something that harmed the entire Yingzhou.

Yellow fox and white willow gray, these five immortals have saved Yingzhou five times, and he grew up here since he was a child, of course he has also heard these stories, and now the Liu family wants to murder Huang Xian, he naturally can't let it.

But if it's just that I've just had too many auditory hallucinations, and those two weasels are just wild weasels in the ordinary mountains, then didn't I secretly let go of other people's domesticated animals?

I've never heard of anyone keeping weasels at home, but it's hard to believe otherwise.

Ma Xiaosan, who returned to his seat, drank several glasses of wine in a row, but he couldn't settle down in his heart.

After all, he is just an honest little hunter, and he has never been in contact with the big world, and he has never done anything to steal chickens and dogs, and when he suddenly did something that seemed bad to him, he was naturally panicked.

The others at the table looked at him twice, but none of them asked.

Only Xiang Xiaoer, who was in the center, showed a surprised gaze when he first came back.

On the surface, there was no revealing at all, and he continued to talk about the book, but he secretly said in his heart:

"It's a little interesting, I didn't expect to make this choice, because of my understanding of him, when I encounter this kind of thing, I'm afraid that my face will run back."

At this time, the housekeeper on the side found Master Liu and whispered in the other party's ear:

"Master, you're all set."

Master Liu glanced at the master on the side, and saw that the other party nodded, so he ordered someone to bring the finished broth.

After a while, a maid walked in with a fragrant broth.

At this time, Xiang Xiaoer was saying:

(Daji said, "The concubine has a chapter.") The king said, "What is the performance of the beauty?" ”

Nada Ji said: "Concubine Qi Lord: People and ministers set up palaces, raise their eyebrows, insult the king, rebel, disorderly and abnormal, and they are not redeemable by death." And put Mei Boquan in prison, punish the concubine, and punish the cunning ministers, and eliminate the chaos of heresy. ”

The king asked, "What is this punishment?" ”

Dajiri: "This punishment is about two zhang high, eight feet round, and the upper, middle, and lower three fire gates are used to make copper, like a copper pillar; The inside is burned red with charcoal. But they will confuse the public, insult the king, disrespect the law, give advice to the law, and have nothing to do, and all kinds of lawbreakers, and strip them of their official uniforms, entangle themselves with iron cables, and wrap them around the copper pillars, and only burn their limbs and bones, and they will not need to be killed, and the smoke will disappear and turn into ashes. This punishment is called 'cannon branding'. Without this torture, the treacherous ministers, the people who sell their reputations, and the discipline of the law, do not know how to be afraid. ”

The king said: "The law of beauty can be described as perfect!" ”

The decree was immediately delivered: "Show Du Yuan's head to the public to guard against evil words; Imprisoning Maeber. He also sent a decree: "Make cannons and torture instruments in the same way, and complete them as quickly as possible." ”

Prime Minister Shang Rong Guan Wang will have no way, Ren Xindaji, actually made a cannon brand, and sighed in front of Shouxian Palace: "Look at the world's major events today!" It's just that Cheng Tang Mao respects the virtues, is careful, and inherits eternal life; How do you know that when it is passed on to the present day, once there is no way? Seeing that the seven temples are not guarded, the community is in ruins. I can't bear to see it! ”

Listening to Daji's punishment of cannon branding, Shang Rong prostrated himself and said: "Your Majesty: The major events in the world have been decided, and everything in the country is peaceful." The old minister is decayed, overwhelmed by the heavy responsibility, afraid of losing to the upside down, offended by His Majesty, begging for the third generation of the minister, several years of feasting, really ashamed of the vegetarian meal, although His Majesty does not give a reprimand, it is like the mediocre old man of the minister. I hope that Your Majesty will pardon the remnants of your ministers, release them into the field, and have to feed your belly in broad daylight, all of which are given by Your Majesty for the rest of your life. ”

Seeing that Shang Rong resigned and was not in the phase, the king comforted Lao and said: "Although Qing is in his twilight years, he is still self-reliant, and he has no choice but to resign, but Qing Chaogang has worked hard, and I can't bear it for several years. ”

Immediately ordered the attendant: "Spread my will, order two civil officials, four gifts, and send Qing Rong back to his hometown." The magistrate still asks questions from time to time. ”

Shang Rong thanked him for going out of the court. ）

After this paragraph, all the guests present discussed with each other.

"It's a pity that this king didn't listen to the advice of his loyal ministers, and credulously believed the words of the demon fox Su Daji, and even wanted to create such a cruel lone cannon brand."

"Alas, pity the loyal ministers and fear that they will die at the hands of such a cruel criminal law."

"That Shang King, if you don't listen to the advice of your loyal ministers, and indulge in the beauty of that fox spirit Su Daji, I think it won't be long before this soup country dies at his hands."

"This demon is really hateful, in the last story, Mr. Xiao just finished speaking, the fox demon harms people, and there is that fox demon to confuse the king and cholera country, it seems that this demon is really a heinous person."

"But it seems that this fox demon can only transform into a beautiful woman and confuse men, as if no fox demon can transform into a man?"

There was a lot of talking.

At this time, Xiang Xiaoer suddenly stood up, and did not continue to talk about the Romance of the Gods, but spoke:

"You guys are wrong to say this, this person has a distinction between men and women, and the fox also has a male and female debate, although the fox demon in the two stories I told is a woman, but in fact, this fox demon has indeed changed to a man.

And if this fox demon changes into a woman, it looks charming, and it will bring disaster to the country and the people, if it changes to a man, it is also handsome and extraordinary, and the male fox demon is more lustful than the female fox demon, they often incarnate as a human being, walking among ordinary people.

And then deliberately get acquainted with a male person.,Dyed with his extraordinary ability.,Once you're invited into the house.,Will secretly have a private meeting with the man's wife.,Once the other party doesn't obey, the family can't survive.,Can't die.。

About this male fox demon, I don't know what this friend thinks? ”

Xiang Xiaoer grabbed Master Liu's left hand holding the bowl of weasel meat, put it heavily on the dining table, and then stared directly at the master on the side.

The master also looked at him coldly.

"It's not a coincidence."

Xiang Xiaoer smiled:

"Where did so many coincidences come from in this world? All the coincidences are just deliberate on the part of someone. ”