Chapter 45 My second brother is invincible in the world
Where are there so many coincidences in this world? For example, a perennial old man who is distressed because he can't give birth to a son, when he goes out, he happens to meet a master.
And this master happens to know how to solve this kind of problem, and even after the failure of one method, he happens to know another way, and this method happens to be extremely fast, but the sequelae are also extremely obvious.
And after Master Liu searched for all the famous doctors, and couldn't solve it, this master happened to reappear.
It represents the way of treatment.
"Where are there so many coincidences in this world? I'm not the old man Liu in this house, so I don't believe in so many coincidences. ”
Xiang Xiaoer stared at the other party with a smile, and the little white fox standing on his shoulder made a fierce tooth barking sound.
Everyone saw it, and it seemed that the little storyteller meant something.
Master Liu even noticed something stumbling:
"It's... This... What do you mean, little sir? ”
Xiang Xiaoer smiled and said:
"If I were you, I would never ask what that means. Instead, take someone away quickly, and if you don't want to die, I suggest you stay away from this master. ”
The other people at the table glanced at each other, and then as if they had reacted, they quickly turned around and scattered away from the two of them.
Master Liu first glanced at the master, and then at Xiang Xiaoer, at this moment, he was not sure who to believe?
But the head of the Liu family who can sit down, he is naturally not a fool? Got up and hugged his son, and fled in a hurry.
No matter who the other party is deceiving him, although he still can't understand the current situation, there is one thing he can understand, this little gentleman who can speak should be coming for himself, a master.
And listening to the meaning of this little gentleman, this master is afraid that it is not ~ fox demon?
Master Liu was a little confused.
Even in the face of such a situation, the master still poured himself a glass of wine unhurriedly, and after drinking it, he raised his head and said to Xiang Xiaoer:
"You think they'll be able to run far away?"
Xiang Xiaoer didn't answer this question, but still rubbed the little white fox grinning on his shoulder:
"Little three."
Ma Xiaosan reacted and hurriedly responded:
"Hey, second brother, I'm here."
Xiang Xiaoer glared at him:
"There's a there, come here."
Ma Xiaosan had the final say, and looked at his second brother with his head in his head, and the master who had been drinking with his head down, after a little thought, he found that this matter was definitely not as simple as it seemed.
"Second brother, shall I go over? That, that, no. ”
Looking at Ma Xiaosan, who was still hesitant to speak, Xiao Er glared at him:
"If you don't get angry, with me here, can he still eat you in front of me?"
Ma Xiaosan whispered:
"That's not necessarily, I can hear it, that thing seems to be a fox demon."
Xiang Xiaoer glared: "Huh? ”
Ma Xiaosan instantly recalled the loving picture of the second brother slapping a small animal in the mountains, and immediately played a clever and hurriedly ran over:
"Coming, coming, second brother, you say."
Although the fox demon is terrifying, he always feels that his second brother is even more terrifying.
Xiang Xiaoerjiang handed it to him: "Hold Bai Xue." ”
Ma Xiaosan hurriedly raised his hand to take it, but he didn't want the little white fox to look at him with disgust, stepped on his hand and got on his shoulder, and then jumped on top of his head and sat down steadily.
Ma Xiaosan felt that his neck was bearing a weight that he shouldn't have beared, and he hesitated to ask him to talk about this wayward ancestor: "Second brother! ”
"Well, this looks good, what do you want to say?"
Looking at Ma Xiaosan, who looked embarrassed and had a little white fox on his head, Xiang Xiaoer nodded with satisfaction.
Ma Xiaosan stepped aside against the snow:
"That's fine! (nmsl)”
The master seemed to have been confident, and just looked at Xiang Xiaoer quietly, until Ma Xiaosan stepped aside and glanced slightly, and the other guests who stood up and were vigilant against him said to Xiang Xiaoer:
"The little fox you cultivated is somewhat spiritual, and it seems that it has been practicing Taoism for a few years, whether it is your helper or apprentice."
Xiang Xiaoer shook his head:
"It hasn't been practiced for a year, it's just more spiritual, so it's just taken by me with me."
The master glanced at him:
"Oh? It seems that you seem to be so confident in yourself that you dare to come to me without any help, do you really know what I am? ”
After speaking, he showed a mocking smile, and at the moment of laughter, everyone seemed to see a hideous fox head.
Everyone was startled, and some of the maids were unsteady in their hands, and the molten steel in their hands fell to the ground and was broken.
Xiang Xiaoer didn't panic, smiled slightly and asked:
"What do you think of my story?"
The master nodded:
"Although the people of Tianhan are arrogant, they do have some skills, and you are the same, although the vision is not very good, but the story is not bad."
Xiang Xiaoer automatically ignored the other words, leaving only the other party to praise him for speaking well, and spoke again with a smile:
"In that case, I'll tell you another story, I told two stories before, this second story. Although it's not about demons, but there is also a fox demon who brings disaster to the country and the people, and accounts for the main role, in this case, I'll tell you another story about the fox demon.
It's just that the first two stories are female foxes, and this time I'm going to tell the story of a male fox. ”
The master wiped the corner of his mouth that had just been stained with oil with his hand.
"Tianhan people always like to play this kind of trickery, but it just so happens that I have time and am interested in playing with you, so you can tell your story!"
Xiang Xiaoer didn't care about the other party's attitude, sat on the side, picked up the chicken leg on the table, took a bite, and said:
"It's called a fox, once it becomes a spirit, Huawei fox demon, both men and women are handsome men and beautiful women, and there will be no goblin in the entire fox family who is ugly, but the personalities of this male fox and female fox are completely different.
Most female foxes are mainly deceitful, what if the deception fails? rarely does it directly, but also tries to deceive again, this male fox is different, once he fails, he will directly do it himself.
It is said that at the junction of Goryeo and Tianhan, there are five animals living in Goryeo every year, namely yellow foxes, white willows, and grays, but these five animals are different from the five immortals of Tiandrought, they do not cultivate immortals, they only cultivate demons.
When they were in Goryeo, they made waves and used their skills to bring disaster to the world, and they didn't know what kind of benefits the Goryeo court promised them, but these five monsters actually agreed to help Goryeo attack Tianhan.
The eldest of these five monsters is a male fox, although the male fox is not high, but he has mastered a crooked evil way, obviously the cultivation has not passed a thousand years, but he used the fingering method to turn into a human body in advance, and increased the Taoism for a hundred years.
Seeing that after his success, the male fox wanted to help the second child to turn into a human body, and it happened that Gao Li wanted to do something to Tianhan, and he had long heard that the people of Tianhan were superior to people in other places, so he decided to experiment If the second child uses the method of borrowing life, borrowing the life of the Tianhan people, will he get more Taoism?
So he entered the territory of Tianhan alone and began to lay out, he first pretended to be an adult, and then found his target in Yingzhou City, a rich man surnamed Liu. ”
When everyone heard this, they couldn't help but look at Master Liu, and Master Liu's cold sweat was even more duffling.
The master did not react and continued to listen.
"This old man surnamed Liu has a big family business, but unfortunately he has no children, which makes him extremely eager to have a son, and this method of borrowing life is the life of a newborn fetus.
So the male fox deliberately designed a chance encounter with Master Liu, and showed his extraordinariness in front of the other party, and finally gained the trust of Master Liu, and was taken home by him as a master.
Then the male fox didn't know how to deceive Master Liu, making him believe in the other party and curing his illness, but in fact, he secretly had a private meeting with one of Master Liu's concubines, so that he returned to his own demon fetus. ”
What he said was not subtle at all, everyone looked at Master Liu with wide eyes, and then looked at the son he was holding in his hand, and for a while felt that the top of his originally bare head was a little green at this moment.
"This, this can't be."
Master Liu couldn't help but shout out out of shape.
However, neither Xiang Xiaoer nor the master replied to him, and Xiang Xiaoer continued:
"It's a pity that the concubine is a mortal fetus in the flesh, how can she conceive a demon heir, I think the fox demon must have prescribed a decoction, which should be used to let the demon fetus absorb the yang energy of the concubine's body, so as soon as the child was born, the concubine died.
But even so, the demon fetus was not fully cultivated, so the child behaved more innocently than the other children since birth, only knowing how to eat, drink, and Lazar, and could not even learn simple words and walking.
After a few more years, the demon fetus was gradually cultivated, and the male fox demon appeared in Liu's mansion again, lying that he could cure Gongzi's illness, but he needed a special kind of meat, which was Huang Xian's meat.
Then he arranged for his second brother Yellow Demon to pretend that he was accidentally captured, and then ordered someone to skin him, shave the bones and take the meat to make soup, and wait until the demon fetus eats all the demon meat, and the Yellow Demon's spiritual wisdom will replace the spiritual wisdom of the unformed demon fetus, and the method of substitution will be completed.
The reason why he ordered Liu Fu to hold a banquet was to use the joy of people to try to cover up the fact that the demon stole the sky for his life, so as to avoid the discovery of the Taoist people who prepared for the heavenly Han and ruined their plan.
It's just that they were a little unlucky, and two Huang Xian who were not deep in the Tao discovered their plan, so these two Huang Xian went to the house of the person who captured the Yellow Demon to entangle, but unfortunately because the Tao was too shallow, they couldn't speak, and they were mistaken for the big yellow skin who went to rescue with the Yellow Demon group.
In the end, he was seriously injured by the fox demon secretly, and the people of the Liu family found out, and he was finally locked up in an iron cage in the backyard of the Liu Mansion. ”
After speaking, Xiang Xiaoer sighed quietly:
"It's a pity, I don't know the end of this story, it's boring to talk about it without a beginning and an end."
The master smiled coldly:
"Then I'll help you make up for the ending, just like the two stories of lack of money, in the end, the fox demon won unscathed, and this story is the same.
In the end, a person who didn't know the height of the sky broke in, and after the fox demon killed everyone, he let the demon fetus take the demon meat and help his second brother Yellow Demon to win the road for a hundred years. ”
"Bang!"
After the master finished speaking, he smashed the bowl in his hand, causing everyone to be surprised.
"Boy, I don't know which mountain cultivator you are in Tianhan, didn't your master tell you that a demon who can transform must at least have a thousand years of Taoism.
Even you, a little ghost who doesn't know how many years of leave, dare to trouble me, I'm afraid it's not death? ”
As soon as the last two words were finished, the terrifying murderous aura was instantly released.
The people in the entire courtyard seemed to have fallen into an ice cave, plopping down, and kneeling to the ground unconsciously, with a trace of fear flashing in their eyes.
The guests didn't expect that they were just here to join in the fun and participate in a wedding banquet, how could they encounter such a thing?
The mood of the Liu family is even more complicated, the master who respectfully invited back from the old man's palace turned out to be a fox demon, and the little young master who has been taking care of him for many years is even more of a demon fetus.
Everyone didn't know what the old man's mood was, but it was not easy to think about it, if Master Liu knew their thoughts, he would definitely say that he was not sad, but wanted to die.
How can this kind of unfortunate thing be encountered, this day Khan has never heard of a demon in a thousand years, why did he let himself encounter it?
What's even more infuriating is that the son who he is offering like a baby is someone else's son? No, the son of another demon, Master Liu feels that after his death, the ancestors and ancestors will strangle him to death again.
It's too embarrassing for the Liu family.
Xiang Xiaoer didn't know what everyone thought, and looked at the fox demon who exuded a terrifying and murderous aura and smiled coldly:
"Just you? Is it also worthy of being a thousand-year-old man? ”
The fox demon's face turned cold:
"Laughing to death."
A huge fox head condensed behind him, with a cruel smile on his face, and five sharp claws grew out of his left hand, which grabbed Xiang Xiaoer fiercely.
He seemed to have seen the other party, and he died tragically under his claws with a shocked expression.
Everyone was terrified, as if they had seen the fox demon kill the little gentleman and then turn their target to themselves, they wanted to escape, but their legs did not obey the call, and they went limp on the ground.
"Smack! Bang! ”
Everyone's eyes widened and their mouths opened.
"Huh. Hundred-year-old little demon, I don't know what to call it! ”
Xiang Xiaoer poured himself a glass of wine, and casually glanced at the fox demon lying on the ground.
Just kidding, if it's a person, he's still afraid, if it's a demon, hehe, a thousand years ago he was the ancestor of the world's goblins, not to mention a little demon who used the method of borrowing life to turn into a human form, even if it was a big demon who really practiced for thousands of years and turned into a human form, he had to be coiled in front of him.
You don't even have to use your hands, as soon as the dragon qi leaks, the other party's body will no longer listen to your own call.
Everyone looked at all this dumbfounded, as if living in a dream, the fox demon who was invincible a second ago, but now he was lying on the ground like a dead dog, without the slightest movement.
Ma Xiaosan also felt very incredible, he knew that the second brother was very strong, but he had no clear cognition, he only knew that the second brother had a small animal.
Just now, I was even worried that the second brother would lose to this fox demon, even if he won, how could he get hurt, right? Even if you don't get hurt, you have to work hard, right?
At this moment, he finally understood that he was still young, and the second brother was still the second brother, even if it was a fox demon, it was a slap in the face.
"My second brother is invincible in the world!"
Ma Xiaosan felt that the second brother's sentence of handing himself over was too right, and it was the time to express his feelings.
Xiang Xiaoer swept away the excited Ma Xiaosan, how could he feel that this had a kind of Zhang Heizi style, but it sounded quite cool.
"Don't kneel, come over and eat with Xiaobai, are you full? That's it, you're full, and you won't have anything to eat when you go back at night. ”
Ma Xiaosan didn't react, the little fox Bai Xue reacted first, jumped off the other party's head, and trotted all the way to Xiang Xiaoer and jumped into his arms.
When he passed by the fox demon's body, he stepped on it twice.
Let you just scare me with such a fierce smell.
"Woo woo (I don't like Xiaobai)!"
"Okay, Xiaoxue."
"Woo woo (I don't like Xiaoxue either)!"
"Okay, Snow White!"
"Woo woo (obviously the cape was snowy before, you bullied the fox)!"
Xiang Xiaoer picked up the little white fox and put it on the table for him to eat by himself.
"Don't say it, the foxes are all shot to death, eat it."
The little white fox was quickly attracted by the delicious food and ate happily.
Xiang Xiaoer Bala wanted to add the little white fox in the middle:
"Eat on one side, don't add in the middle, I'll eat it."
"Woo (you hate me)."
Looking at any fox chatting while eating, he reacted to OA Sanna, didn't say anything, and ran over to eat.
Leaving a group of people who have not recovered from their blank expressions until now.
What's going on!
The crowd erupted in discussion:
"I feel like I'm a little confused."
"I'm confused, too."
"That person just now seems to be a fox demon."
"It's like, I don't know very well, I was shot to death at once, and I don't know if it's true or not."
"This little gentleman is not a simple person."
"Yes, a simple person has a group of people kneeling when he eats."
“???”
Everyone reacted, and they all got up in a hurry.
Then I was embarrassed and didn't know what I was supposed to do.
Master Liu is holding the son of another demon and doesn't know what to do.
Xiang Xiaoer glanced at everyone and spoke.
"Don't stand still, come over and continue eating, this story is not finished yet? You don't listen. ”
Everyone was speechless, so you still want to continue? It's all like this?
glanced at the fox demon who had been slapped on the ground and hadn't gotten up until now, most of them were angry fox demons, and everyone felt that it didn't seem to be a big deal.
Then keep eating?
How is it possible, this is a demon, listening to the story, they are scared enough, they just appeared alive, so big, it seems to be good to bring a hat to Master Liu, and it is even more lively, how scary.
How can you eat calmly.
But everyone couldn't bear to go like this, and wanted to ask what was going on.
In addition, this gentleman is a great master, and he must be strong when he encounters it, and the fake Master Liu is strong, can this really be let go,
That can't.
Master Liu handed the demon son to his subordinates, patted the dust and walked over, and then said to everyone:
"It's okay, it's okay, it's not a big deal, everyone sit, sit!"
Everyone looked at Master Liu's trembling thighs, and said in their hearts, it's really okay, don't tremble!