Chapter 1: This prince owes a little
"Li Chengqian, a dignified son, insults the teacher in class."
"With such an image, how can I make you a reserve? How can I give you peace of mind to hand over the world to you? ”
In the Taiji Palace, Li Shimin's face was gloomy.
Li Chengqian, who was only eight years old, showed a cute smile to his father: "I can not be the prince, and I can not be ...... in the world."
I was secretly glad in my heart, fortunately I reacted quickly, otherwise I wouldn't have really become a prince?
Li Chengqian didn't want to eat a three-hit set meal of being abolished, demoted, and died tragically like in history.
Since he can re-elect once, he just wants to have gold and silver treasures on his head and a group of wives and concubines in his arms.
As for the emperor and prince or something, whoever wants to be it will be good, anyway, he will not go.
Although the current Li Chengqian is still the eldest son of Li Shimin, his soul has become a guy from the 21st century.
Even he didn't expect that after his sudden death for the design drawings, he would become the eldest son of the famous Tang Taizong Li Shimin.
Not only that, but God also hung him up.
Counterattack the life system......
According to the system, points can be earned as long as they can make people angry.
Rage can be redeemed for prizes and raffles in the system store.
When Li Chengqian was pondering, Li Shimin was already furious, and his beard was straight.
Think about how much hardship you suffered in order to seize the throne? How many sins have you suffered?
This thing is so unambitious and rootless.
In vain, he tried his best to plan for him.
{Received Rage +42 from Li Shimin...}
When I was in a daze, a system sounded.
Li Chengqian looked up and saw Li Shimin's black face.
Li Shimin pointed at Li Chengqian and asked, "Today, you will tell me, what do you want to do?" ”
"Business, of course."
Li Chengqian blurted out.
As a traverser, it is not too easy for him to make money in this era.
He even thought of one hundred and eight ways to make a fortune, and once it was implemented, he would definitely become bigger and stronger and become the richest man in the world.
Falling into crookedness, Li Chengqian was out of control: "At that time, you will be able to hold gold and silver treasures on your head and a group of wives and concubines in your arms, which is 108,000 miles stronger than the emperor, a high-risk profession that may die violently anytime and anywhere." ”
At the age of eight, you know that gold and silver treasures are embraced by a group of wives and concubines?
Who taught this?
{Received rage +199 from Li Shimin...}
"What do you want to do, old man?"
"You're not going to hit me, are you?"
Li Chengqian, who was taken aback by the super high anger value, hurriedly ran under the table.
But at the age of eight, he is not as good as a little chicken in Li Shimin's eyes, and he only felt a tingling pain in his buttocks after a whirlwind.
"I'll make your old man ......"
"Smack!"
"I'll let you die at any time......"
"Smack!"
"I'll let you put your head on your head ...... gold and silver treasures"
"Smack!"
"I'll let you hold a group of wives and concubines in your arms......"
"Smack!"
Li Shimin has forgotten his original purpose, and now he just wants this guy to know what is from his old father's favor.
……
Looking at Li Chengqian, who had slipped under the table, Li Shimin lifted the three-foot long board and scolded angrily: "Say, do you want a group of wives and concubines, or gold and silver treasures?" ”
A dignified son, who doesn't think about serving the country and the people, and is full of thoughts about what is pure how to do it?
And this guy is only eight years old and starts thinking about this, what will he do in the future?
Through Li Chengqian's performance, Li Shimin deeply realized that it is the primary responsibility of the old father to let his children have a good world view.
Li Chengqian covered his buttocks, his face full of grievances: "As long as you don't let me be the prince, let me do anything, even if I am willing to pour night incense and sweep the toilet." ”
Would you rather pour night incense and sweep the toilet than be a prince?
This sentence really made Li Shimin angry.
Could it be that the throne he had worked so hard to win was so unattractive in his eyes?
Li Shimin took a deep breath and waved his hand: "Okay, don't shrink back, I won't beat you." ”
"Really?"
Li Chengqian was deeply skeptical.
Li Shimin took a deep breath and said, "If I want to hit you, I have ten thousand ways!" ”
Hearing this, Li Chengqian glanced at Li Shimin, and then crawled out from under the table.
Li Chengqian, who was covering his buttocks, said with a proud face to Li Shimin: "Even if you don't beat me, I will definitely not be the prince, you will die of this heart." ”
In an instant, Li Shimin regretted it a little.
It seems that he is still too gentle, and he should be rewarded with dozens of boards, so that he can experience the unforgettable father's love.
", it's annoying to see you."
Li Shimin waved his hand indiscriminately.
"Thank you, Father!"
After the ceremony, Li Chengqian covered his ass and ran away.
Watching Li Chengqian leave, Li Shimin didn't know how much endurance it took to resist the urge to bring this kid back and beat him again.
After the figure disappeared completely, Li Shimin said to the door: "Father-in-law Zhou, why did Gao Ming scold Young Master Li in the palace today?" ”
After the words fell, an old eunuch wearing ordinary palace clothes walked in from outside and said, "Your Majesty, it has been investigated. ”
"The reason for the incident is that when Young Master Li was in class with the eldest prince today, he talked about the Tang Dynasty and the Northern Desert."
"Young Master Li said that today there is an alliance with the Northern Desert, if the sword soldiers are used, the Tang Dynasty will be trapped in injustice and injustice, and the people of the world will spurn the imperial court, and the sword soldiers together, the people will no longer have a chance to recuperate."
If Li Shimin wants to pull out and beat anyone in his heart now, it must be the Northern Desert.
Now that it has not been long since the Weishui Alliance, he has not forgotten all the shames at the beginning.
However, most of the old ministers in the DPRK and China are the main peace faction, and they all believe that the Tang Dynasty should rest and recuperate, and it is not appropriate to go to war.
Li Shimin looked at Gonggong Zhou: "What did Gao Ming say?" ”
"The eldest prince said......"
Father-in-law Zhou was embarrassed.
Li Shimin raised his eyebrows: "I forgive you for your innocence, not to mention that I also want to hear what this rebel can say." ”
"After Young Master Li finished speaking, the eldest prince said, fart ......"
Gonggong Zhou raised his head and looked at Li Shimin: "How can my people of the Tang Dynasty be terrible about these blood-drinking barbarians?" Besides, these hungry wolves will eventually set their sights on my Datang, if they are not extinguished, the people of Datang will suffer sooner or later. ”
After listening, Li Shimin nodded with satisfaction: "It's not my son, but I can also think of what I think." ”
"After finishing speaking, the eldest prince also improvised a poem."
"Oh?"
"He can also write poetry?"
"Yes."
"Read it and hear it."
With Li Shimin's permission, Gonggong Zhou cleared his throat and said: "In the Qin period, the bright moon and the Han period, the Long March has not yet been returned. But to make the dragon city fly, do not teach Humadu Yin Mountain......"