Chapter 2: Cherish life and stay away from Li Gang
"Good, good, good!"
"But make the dragon city fly, don't teach Humadu Yin Mountain ......"
Li Shimin stroked his palms and smiled: "I can make such magnificent poems at the age of eight, and I am not a son of mine." ”
When the words fell, Li Shimin seemed to remember something, looked at Zhou Gonggong and said: "Let the imperial doctor prepare some medicine for bruises and injuries to Gao Ming, so as not to leave the patient behind, after all, he is my favorite son, hahaha." ”
Gonggong Zhou arched his hand and said: "Yes, Your Majesty......"
Before Father-in-law Zhou went down, Li Shimin waved his hand and said, "That's it, I'll go over in person in a while, and let's see, whether this kid has been broken." ”
The muscles on Gonggong Zhou's face twitched constantly.
If he's not mistaken, he just beat the eldest prince and screamed, but you......
But he absolutely didn't dare to say this, so he could only give it up again and then retire.
……
At this time, Li Shimin's good son has returned to Zhongshan Wangfu and is lying on the massage table as a salted fish.
Originally, according to the normal historical trend, Li Chengqian was to be made the crown prince in this year and moved to the East Palace.
It's just that the current Li Chengqian is no longer the original Li Chengqian.
As a person from later generations, he would never go to the tiger and wolf's den in the East Palace.
After Li Chengqian's hard work, Li Shimin finally gave him a mansion.
Although the mansion is not big, although the sparrows are small and dirty, there is a courtyard in front and a garden in the back, and there are more than 100 servants and maids.
Li Chengqian's biggest hobby is to hide in the garden every day and tinker with those unknown little toys.
It is precisely because of these little games that Li Chengqian's personal eunuch Xiao Chuzi has suffered a lot.
Not to mention, just a few days ago, he was blown up and blackened by something called "**".
At this time, when he saw this little ancestor stirring up charcoal and saltpeter, he couldn't help but swallow his saliva secretly.
In his previous life, as a proper science and engineering man, it was as easy for Li Chengqian to make ** as ordinary people drinking water.
After getting the lead, Li Chengqian got up and stretched his waist, looked at Xiao Chuzi beside him, and said, "Go, light that lead." ”
Hearing this, Xiao Chuzi pursed his lips, and then took out the fire fold from his arms with his head held high, and walked over like a martyr.
Although he was also very scared, as a subordinate, he knew that his master's words were bigger than the sky, especially since the person in front of him was still a dignified prince, so he couldn't hesitate.
When he handed the fire fold to the lead, he just wanted to shout: "Your Highness, help me take care of my seventh uncle......
Xiao Chuzi closed his eyes and waited for a long time, but the familiar sound did not come, only the sound of burning.
When he opened his eyes, Xiao Chuzi suddenly saw a scene that stunned him.
I only saw that the bamboo tube was standing there endright, but sparks like a fountain gushed out from the bamboo tube.
Seeing this, Xiao Chuzi suddenly knelt on the ground: "Your Highness, this, this ......"
He thought it was his own mistake that prevented the thing from exploding.
"It's done."
Li Chengqian jumped on the spot excitedly.
You must know that people in this era have never seen fireworks, who has ever seen such a beautiful thing?
If this thing comes out, the people who come to buy it will have to line up from Chang'an City to Jiangnan.
Li Chengqian had a cheerful smile on his face, and pulled Xiao Chuzi and said excitedly: "Xiao Chuzi, Xiao Chu Zi wants to make a lot of money and make a fortune!" ”
"Make a fortune?"
"Not necessarily......"
{Received Rage +35......} from Li Shimin
Just as Li Chengqian was enjoying himself, he heard an extremely majestic voice from the rear.
Then, Li Shimin walked in, accompanied by an old eunuch.
Glancing at Li Chengqian, Li Shimin's face was gloomy: "As the eldest son of the empire, you don't want to make progress, and you think about competing with the people all day long, don't you want me to help you increase your memory?" ”
Hearing this, Li Chengqian subconsciously covered his buttocks, and then smiled at Li Shimin and said, "Father, what kind of wind is blowing you here?" ”
Originally, Li Shimin felt happy because he listened to Zhou's father-in-law's report, so he wanted to come over to see his son.
But when I came, I regretted it.
This product really hasn't changed at all, and the plan for the meal during the day was in vain.
"Poor morality, unlearned bastard, you are simply the biggest failure in my life."
Li Shimin pointed at Li Chengqian and said angrily: "I'll go to class tomorrow, if I know that you are disobedient to the teacher, I will break your legs." ”
Hearing this, Li Chengqian came to his senses directly: "No, as long as he is a teacher, I won't go to class." ”
{Received Rage +55......} from Li Shimin
"Bastard!"
Hearing this, Li Shimin wanted to go over and kick this kid very much, but this is his mansion, no matter how he says it, he has to save some face.
Therefore, Li Shimin took several deep breaths in a row before he said: "Young Master Li is famous for reading poetry and books, and has taught two princes successively, can't he be your teacher?" ”
Hearing this, Li Chengqian grinned secretly.
Li Gang is a person who has read poetry and books, and it is not wrong to be famous.
But everyone who really knows this person knows that this person is a veritable prince killer......
The prince killer Li Gang can not be said to have left a strong mark in history.
During the Sui period, Li Gang taught Yang Yong, but Yang Yong became a deposed prince and was demoted to a concubine.
During the Tang Dynasty, this product became Li Jiancheng's teacher again, but the result was even worse than Yang Yong, and he was directly killed by his cheap Lao Tzu.
And according to the normal historical trajectory, this old brother will also become Li Chengqian's teacher.
In history, Li Chengqian's fate was not much better than the previous two, and he ate a three-hit package of being abolished, demoted, and tragically killed.
Teach the three princes, the survival rate is zero.
It is no exaggeration to say that Brother Li Gang has completed the ancient and modern lore of a profession called the prince in his limited vitality.
Although Li Chengqian doesn't want to be the prince, he doesn't want to die......
It's just that Li Chengqian knows this, but Li Shimin doesn't know.
Seeing Li Chengqian's appearance at this time, Li Shimin's face turned pale: "If you don't give me a perfect explanation, then not only will I have to eat another board, but I will also obediently kowtow to Young Master Li to admit my mistake!" ”
Li Chengqian sighed, for the sake of his ass, he still spoke: "Father, do you remember, who did Young Master Li teach before?" ”
"Yang Yong, the crown prince of the previous dynasty, and your uncle of this dynasty."
Li Shimin narrowed his eyes and asked, "Is there anything wrong with this?" ”
"Dare to ask my father, what is the ending of these two?"
Hearing this, Li Shimin breathed.
As a heavenly khan, Li Shimin's IQ is definitely not bad, he didn't react at first, but now he thinks that the ending of these two people doesn't seem to be very good.
Needless to say, Yang Yong's result was that Li Jiancheng was shot by him himself.
Thinking of this, Li Shimin's face changed a little.
In the feudal era, superstition was believed by everyone from the Son of Heaven to the common people.
Li Gang's achievements are ancient and modern, and Li Shimin is also a little afraid.
Although he sometimes wants to beat this cub to death, after all, he is his own son.
Seeing this, Li Chengqian arched his body and said, "Father, although the child has no ambitions, he doesn't want to die." ”
Cherish life and stay away from Li Gang.
You can't be wrong about that.
Seeing Li Shimin's expression, Li Chengqian secretly breathed a sigh of relief.
It seems that Li Gang can't be his own teacher anymore.
Just when Li Chengqian breathed a sigh of relief, Li Shimin suddenly looked up at the blackened bamboo tube behind Li Chengqian, and asked, "What is that?" ”