"I've seen people and people born into people, and I've seen demons and demons give birth to demons, what the hell is this man and demon born of half demons? Why don't you say that you gave birth to a shemale? ”

The lively interjection from the side: "It could also be a demon." ”

Xiang Xiaoer couldn't help but look at the other party a few times, you are also a master.

"Bullshit, is that how demons and shemales came? People and demons can't give birth to anything, you can have sex with whomever you want? Is reproductive isolation a joke? ”

For the first time, Xiang Xiaoer felt that the world needed to popularize nine-year compulsory education.

This level of education is also too poor.

Elementary school students in this world know that so many adults in this world don't even know.

"Second brother, what is reproductive isolation?"

Ma Xiaosan fully demonstrated the potential of the three good students, just ask if he doesn't understand, anyway, the second brother doesn't beat people.

"That's why you and the demon can't have a shemale."

It's a pity that Xiang Xiaoer is not a good teacher.

Seeing the second brother glaring at him, Ma Xiaosan didn't dare to ask, although the second brother had never beaten him, but he knew that the first time the second brother beat him would definitely be the last.

There is a fox corpse as proof.

Not enough there are bears, pigs, wolves, leopards.

When Master Liu saw that the topic was off, he hurriedly pulled it back, pointed to his cheap son and asked:

"Ahem, what the hell is this kid?"

Xiang Xiaoer felt that these were not only stupid but also had a bad memory:

"It's not a thing, it's a demon fetus."

Master Liu didn't know what he was thinking, but now he only felt that not only his face was green, but his head was also green, and his whole person was green:

"What's that demon fetus?"

Master Liu's tone trembled, and he spoke with a crying tone.

At the thought of what happened, it was really sad to see tears in the eyes.

Xiang Xiaoer could understand his despair and sympathize with his suffering, so he put down the bones that he hadn't finished gnawing and decided to answer him seriously.

"Poof!"

Xiang Xiaoer turned his head to Ma Xiaosan.

Ma Xiaosan stood and looked at it:

"Second brother, it's not me!"

Xiang Xiaoer nodded:

"I know it's not you, it's not me."

Ma Xiaosan really wanted to ask what do you think I am doing, you don't know that it is so easy to be misunderstood, and then turned around and glared at the others viciously, Master Liu is so miserable, you still laugh.

In the words of the second brother: Are you a human being?

"Poof!"

Ma Xiaosan followed the voice and looked, he wanted to see who didn't want to be a man.

Bai Xue covered her mouth with two paws to indicate that she had endured it very hard.

Ma Xiaosan understood, well, it is indeed not a human, there is nothing wrong with the smile.

Xiang Xiaoer coughed and explained awkwardly to everyone's eyes. ：

"That, maybe the dish is too salty, so it can't hold back its cough, it's really not laughing, it's really not, Xiaosan quickly feed Bai Xue some water."

The crowd had a "I believe in your ghost" expression.

Xiang Xiaoer didn't explain that they could still suspect that it might be coughing, or holding on, this explanation was that they laughed and didn't run.

Master Liu was even more furious.

He is very miserable, but the fox has always dared to laugh at himself, Wang Zhen was picked up by Xiang Xiaoer and taught the little white fox swearing: I have to teach it a lesson today:

"Come on, don't you have enough to add a chicken to the fox that didn't see the little gentleman?"

Make a good impression by feeding it.

There's no way, it's up to the owner to beat the fox.

This master can't afford to provoke himself, but waits and begs.

"Oops, that's embarrassing."

Xiang Xiaoer shirked while putting the little white fox in front of the newly served chicken.

Master Liu doesn't care about this now, and then turns back to the topic:

"Then this child, this demon fetus is definitely not my child?"

"That's what you said, you are an authentic person, how can you give birth to a demon fetus."

Xiang Xiaoer thinks that his words are very subtle, after all, people have been giving him food, it's not good to say it directly, don't think about it, the child you have raised for several years is someone else's demon, and you are green.

Master Liu's face was blood-red and he was dressed roughly.

Xiang Xiaoer comforted:

"It's okay, the fox demon is dead, this demon fetus can live to this day, it all depends on his usual secret transmission of demon energy, without maintenance, it won't take long for it to change back to its original appearance, and you won't be upset if you don't see it then."

Master Liu leaked an expression that was more ugly than bitterness.

"Thank you!"

Xiang Xiaoer waved his hand indifferently: "Look at your politeness, this is all a trivial matter." ”

Ma Xiaosan on the side always felt that his second brother had a grudge against the old man Liu he had just met, otherwise how could he be angry.

In this regard, Mr. Liu said that he could not be angry to death, and at most he would have a myocardial infarction.

But even if he has a myocardial infarction, the one in front of him is still a master.

obviously wants to greet him and touch his relatives, but he still has to smile on the surface, and the most helpless thing in life is nothing more than that.

At this time, the housekeeper on the side spoke: "Mr. Xiao mentioned just now that he will change his former appearance, I don't know what this originally looked like?" ”

He could see that the old man was in a bad mood, but this question had to be asked.

Xiang Xiaoer glanced at the equally curious crowd and simply explained the demon fetus one night:

"This demon fetus seems to be a child, but in fact it is just a simple piece of meat, and the energy in the human body cannot completely conceive the demon, and this demon fetus is just a piece of dead meat that the fox demon forcibly matured with demon energy.

After the fox demon violated the human woman, he used the demon qi to make her forcibly pregnant, but the pregnancy was only a stillborn and had no soul, but the fox demon used the demon qi to forcibly maintain the activity of the body, so the active stillborn instinctively sucked the mother's energy, leaving only the mother's own strength under the mother's voice.

That's why his mother died after giving birth to him, and although this demon fetus was born, he was not strictly speaking, because he had no soul.

But under the nourishment behind the fox demon, his body has grown little by little, and it is precisely because he has no soul that he will only maintain the instinct of survival, only knowing how to eat, drink, and Lazar, not crying, not making trouble, and not being happy or angry, because he is not a life at all, but a pile of living meat. ”

This startled everyone.

The maid holding the demon fetus subconsciously sent her hand away, and the demon fetus fell to the ground with a "snap".

The maid was at a loss, hurriedly looked at the master, and tears flowed: "I, the lord spares my life, I didn't mean to, spare my life." ”

But no one paid attention to him, and they all stared at the child, who did not react even if he was thrown to the ground.

"This kid is really evil."

There was a lively poor man who looked at the excitement and opened his mouth.

"This is an ordinary child, don't talk about that girl, I'm scared when I look at it."

One of the people next to him answered.

"I found out before that this child is wrong, how can there be such a long time without crying or making trouble, a normal child, even if he is not naughty and does not recognize life, he will not be like this."

"No, I heard that this Master Liu has always been a treasure."

"Alas, this Master Liu is also pitiful, he was deceived by that fox."

Everyone was talking, but the old man's face became more and more ugly.

"Take him down."

"Whoa!"

The housekeeper hurriedly asked people to take the little young master with his name away.

"You really want a son."

Xiang Xiaoer spoke at this time.

Master Liu was stunned for a moment, and then he was overjoyed.

"Little gentleman wants to help me."

Xiang Xiaoer had almost eaten and arrived at a glass of wine.

"Why do I see you so good-looking, and help you."

Master Liu was a little embarrassed, and then instantly reflected and spoke again:

"If Mr. can help me, I am willing to come back at any price."

Xiang Xiaoer pondered: "Hmm~ You can try." ”

Master Liu is very happy that he has the ability, if he is willing to help himself, then his son will not be hopeful.

"Please also ask the gentleman to give me medicine."

Xiang Xiaoer looked at him speechlessly:

"You really don't remember to eat or fight, how did you forget to be deceived? Do you still want the demon to come to the door and raise a demon fetus? ”

Master Liu's face was a little embarrassed and he spoke:

"I believe that Mr. Xiao, if it were someone else, it would not be like this."

Xiang Xiaoer shook his head:

"Then you look up to me, I'm not sending a son Guanyin, you are looking for me to ask for a son, but you are wrong."

Master Liu instantly showed a disappointed expression:

"Can't even help the little gentleman?"

Xiang Xiaoer looked at Master Liu:

"It's not completely impossible."

The transfer of the peak loop Liu once again ignited hope:

"Little Mister teach me."

Xiang Xiaoer hesitated and spoke:

"Although I won't give a child, but I can see the face, although your face is many women, but it is not completely childless, so if you find a woman with a child to marry, you will have a chance to give birth to a son, if you find a yellow flower girl who has only one son and no daughter......"

Xiang Xiaoer's words were not finished, but Master Gao's eyes completely lit up.

"Sir, how can you find such a woman?"

Xiang Xiaoer showed a thoughtful expression:

"Where do I remember seeing it? Alas, I'm a little older, I don't seem to remember clearly, where did I see it? I just saw it. ”

Xiang Xiaoer rubbed his temples in distress.

Master Liu was very anxious in his heart, but he didn't dare to urge.

Xiang Xiaoer glanced at the people around him and said to himself:

"Ah, where did I see it, how did I forget, oh, remember."

Mr. Liu was overjoyed and asked:

"Where?"

"Right here."

"Here? Which one? ”

"It's going to be the maid who just hugged the demon fetus."

Master Liu was stunned for a moment and seemed to be a little unconvinced:

"Really."

Xiang Xiaoer seemed angry in the face of suspicion.

"Of course, I can still lie to you."

Master Liu was busy and said he didn't dare.

Then I turned my head and saw that the maid who was still here just now was gone.

"What about people? What about people? ”

Master Liu roared loudly.

The housekeeper replied:

"I saw that she was making trouble here, so I let people take her away."

Old Man Liu looked at the housekeeper coldly, and then roared:

"I think you're the one who makes trouble, get her back for me, get her back, why are you staying here?"

The housekeeper hurriedly ran down, and after a while, he was accompanied by a maid with a blank face and tears in the corners of her eyes.

Just now, she felt that she would definitely be taught a lesson by the master, because she threw the little young master, whom the master loved the most, to the ground, with her experience of taking care of the little young master for so long.

Usually, even if the little master is injured by a finger, they will be scolded, this time he broke into such a big deal, although he knew that the little master was the child of the monster, but it is estimated that the master would be furious.

After all, she made him embarrassed in front of so many people, so she was desperate at the moment when she was quietly taken away by the housekeeper.

But I didn't expect that after a while, the housekeeper said that the master was looking for her, and she thought that she was going to punish her, but the housekeeper said that she was lucky, and she was going to be a lady without accident.

He was a little confused, but the housekeeper had to give him so much time, so she cleaned up her expression and brought her back.

Master Liu first glanced at the maid, and then turned his head to look at Xiang Xiaoer: "Is it her?" ”

Xiang Xiaoer looked at it carefully and nodded:

"That's right, it's her, and I took a closer look, she is destined to have a son in her life, and there will only be one son, and this son is amazing, he seems to be expensive because of her mother's son. Okay, wonderful. ”

Master Liu was overjoyed and asked again at this time:

"What's good, what's wonderful."

Xiang Xiaoer took a deep breath:

"This woman, Wangfu, a thief can be prosperous, and Che can give birth to a son."

Hearing this, Master Liu's expression was like a light bulb, and he took a deep breath and thanked Xiang Xiaoer first, and then:

"It's too much."

Master Liu got up and walked to the maid, his voice made him excited, and then grabbed her hand:

"Just such a big girl like a flower and jade, a delicate beauty, you actually let her take care of a demon fetus, is there still a royal law? Is there still a family law?

Didn't she just drop the demon fetus? Not to mention a fall, even if you strangle to death, a demon fetus is strangled to death for the people.

But what about you? You actually treated her like this, you saw her bully, they all cried, do you still have the head of the family in your eyes? And me? ”

Xiang Xiaoer looked at Master Liu who had changed his face in a daze, and couldn't help but exclaim in his heart:

"Xiu'er, is it your mother?"

Even if someone tells him that this Master Liu is the founder of the quintessence of the country, he will believe it.

This combination punch not only stunned Xiang Xiaoer, but also stunned the others present.

The reprimanded subordinates wanted to say: Master, it is you who took care of the demon fetus, and you handed the demon fetus to her with your own hands just now, and even she cried because you glared at him viciously just now.

Looking at the master who performed the face-changing stunt, everyone understood, I see, this is the reason why people are masters, and I am not?

After reprimanding everyone, Master Liu thanked Xiang Xiaoer again for his help, no matter what.

Xiang Xiaoer didn't want to refuse all the time, so he made a proposal.

"Story tube?"

Master Liu is still the first time to hear this word.

Xiang Xiaoer explained: "Just like the teahouse tavern, the story tube is naturally storytelling, that is, the book." ”

Master Liu is here.

After Xiang Xiaoer explained, Master Liu did not hesitate to help Xiang Xiaoer open such a peculiar teahouse.

Not to mention that there is already a profit to be made, even if there is not, for Xiang Xiaoer's sake, this Master Liu will also open it.

So after some busyness, the next day, such a shop was opened in a good area of Yingzhou City.

Everyone in Yingzhou City heard of this storytelling for the first time.

As soon as I heard about it, I went to join in the fun on the first day.

And Xiang Xiaoer sat on the high platform and shot eye-catching, and once again told the story of the Romance of the Gods.

Xiang Xiaoer began to introduce the background of the story without hurrying.

(The beginning of chaos divides Pangu first, Taiji two instruments and four elephants hang.) Zitian is ugly, and the people are out, and the beast is suffering from Chaoxian.

Suiren takes fire to avoid fresh food, and Fuxi paints hexagrams before yin and yang. Shennong governs the world and tastes a hundred herbs, and Xuanyuan Lile Marriage Alliance.

Shaohao five emperors and people, Yu Wang control the flood. Chengping enjoys the country to four hundred, and the king has no way to do it.

The day longitudinal sister likes the color of barren wine, and makes soup to wash the fishy soup. Let go of the South Nest to save tyranny, and Yunni got his wish.

The thirty-first generation has been passed down, and the business context is like a broken string. Disordered the unparalleled discipline of the dynasty, killing his wife and son, believing slander.

The filthy palace is spoiled, and the pot cannon is branded with loyalty and injustice. Lutai gathered thousands of people to suffer, and their grievances should be obstacles.

The direct admonition is burned to the heart, and the pregnant woman is involved in the annihilation. Chongxin and traitors abandoned the government, and chased the teacher to protect his nature.

The suburban society does not repair the temple and abolishes, and the strange skills are studied with all their hearts. Nicknames are fearless than sinners, and indulgence rages like a kite.

In the prisoner of Xibo Chaoshang, the micron hugged the device and walked away. The emperor's wrath and poison descend on the plague, if he wades into the sea, there is no abyss.

The world is desolate and the people are resentful, and Ziya is born of immortals in the world. All day long, the silk fishing man is the master, and the flying bear enters the dream to hunt Qitian.

A total of Zhou Fu Dynasty government, three points along the two. The literary examination has not collected the great honor, and the king of Wu is good at describing the day of dryness.

The Mengjin Conference is 800 countries, and they are guilty of cruelty. Jiazi is shuang, and the former disciples turn against each other.

If the horns of the collapse are all together, the blood flows and the pestle is like a spring. Rong Yi is determined by the world, and it is even more glorious in the soup.

Muma Huashan showed Yanwu and opened my Zhou family for 800 years. The Taibai flag hangs alone and dies in battle, and the ghost of the fallen soldier is hidden.

Tianting is a virtuous man, and he is still a father, and he is listed on the altar. The rank of the big and small heroes, the ancient and modern legends of the Shang and Zhou dynasties.

Cheng Tang is also after the Yellow Emperor, surname. At the beginning, the second concubine of the emperor, Jian Di, prayed to Gao Xu, and there was the auspiciousness of the Xuanniao, so she was born. The deed Tang Yu is Situ, who has meritorious service to the people and is sealed in business. It is said that the thirteenth generation of Taiyi is for the soup; Wen Yiyin cultivated in the wilderness of Youxin, and the way of Le Yao Shun was a great sage, and he immediately used the currency and silk to hire three envoys, but he did not dare to use it, and entered the Son of Heaven. The king has no way, believes in slander and chases the virtuous, and cannot use it, and returns to the soup. The king of Houji was obscene in his daily affairs, and he killed Guan Longfeng, who was a direct minister, and everyone dared not speak out; The soup makes people cry. King Ji was angry and imprisoned in Xiatai. Later, Tang was relieved and returned to China. Out of the suburbs, I saw people stretching nets on all sides and wished: "Those who fall from the sky, those who come from the ground, and those who come from all directions, all suffer from my net!" The soup understands its three sides, stops one side, and wishes to say: "Those who want the left are left, those who want the right are right, those who want to be high are high, and those who want to go down are down; Those who don't need to die are in my net! Hannan heard it and said: "Tang De is the best! "There are more than forty countries to which they have returned. The evil is violent, and the people are not happy. Yi Yin is a soup to cut down the tree, put it in the south nest. At the meeting of the princes, Tang retired and assumed the position of the princes. The princes all pushed the soup as the son of heaven. So Tang Shi was in place, and it was all in the millimeter. In the first year of Yiwei, Tang reigned, except for the abuse of the government, he was liked by the people, and returned to him from far and near. Because there is no way, the drought has been seven years, and the soup is prayed for the mulberry forest, and the sky rains heavily. and minted coins with the gold of Zhuangshan to save the lives of the people. As a musician "Dahui", the one who protects it, says that the soup is generous and benevolent, and can save the people. After thirteen years of reign, he collapsed, lived a hundred years, and enjoyed the country for six hundred and forty years.

Chengtang, Taijia, Woding, Taigeng, Xiaojia, Yongji, Taiwu, Zhongding, Wairenhe, Jizu, Yizu, Xinwo, Jiazu, Dingnan, Gengyang, Jiapangeng, Xiaoxin, Xiaoyi, Wu, Ding, Zu, Gengzu, Jiadi, Xin Gengding, Wu Yitaiding, Emperor Yi, Wang

The king is the third son of Emperor B. Emperor Yi gave birth to three sons: the eldest is called Weizi Qi; The second is called the micro Ziyan; Three called the longevity king. Because Emperor Yi traveled in the Imperial Garden, led the civil and military to enjoy the peony, because the Feiyun Pavilion collapsed a beam, the Shouwang joist changed the column, and the power was incomparable; Because Prime Minister Shang Rong, Shangdafu Mei Bo, Zhao Qi and others set up the East Palace, and established King Ji Zishou as the crown prince. After Emperor Yi reigned for 30 years and collapsed, Tuo Gu and Taishi Wen Zhong, and then established King Shou as the Son of Heaven, named King Xuan, all of them are songs)