Chapter 46: Ma Xiaosan felt that he could do it again
Xiang Xiaoer ate meat and drank wine as if no one was around, and he didn't look like he had the kind of grace he had just now.
After some hesitation, everyone sat down, but none of them moved their chopsticks, and they all stared at him cautiously.
Master Liu looked at the "master" who was silent on the ground and wiped his cold sweat, and finally sat next to Xiang Xiaoer.
Xiang Xiaoer took the time to glance at him: "Eat, you're welcome, just like your own home." ”
Mr. Liu wanted to say that this is my own home, but when the words came to his mouth, they became:
"Okay, okay, you eat too."
Xiang Xiaoer didn't care, eating and drinking by himself.
Master Liu hesitated again and again, and finally took the initiative to speak, because he saw that if he didn't ask, it was estimated that this little gentleman would not take the initiative to mention this matter until he left.
"That, that's really a fox demon?"
Xiang Xiaoer nodded when he heard this:
"Don't worry, my eyes are fixed, it can't be a dog demon, a wolf demon, a pig demon and other monsters, it must be a fox demon."
The people who were sticking out their ears and listening to the words here couldn't help but twitch the corners of their mouths, the point is, what kind of breed is this monster? Shouldn't the point be whether it's a youkai or not?
Master Liu asked cautiously:
"Is he dead?"
"Not dead!"
The crowd stood up again with an "oops".
Xiang Xiaoer looked up at everyone:
"Isn't there anything wrong with you? Can you listen to a story and be silent, and stand up without moving? Could it be that this is a local characteristic of Yingzhou? ”
Everyone said, what is the feature of this? It's clear that I'm scared of you.
But everyone didn't dare to say this, how fierce the fox demon was, they had seen it, and this slap to death, the stun night fierceness was at least several fox demons.
If you offend, with your small physique, it is estimated that you will be beaten, and I don't know what the state of the fox demon is, I must be dead, and I can't die anymore.
"Well, then it won't wake up suddenly."
Master Liu felt that he had to maintain a proper demeanor, but it was too cold and his hands were a little cold this day, so his hand holding the chopsticks kept shaking.
Xiang Xiaoer pondered for a while:
"Hmm~ there is such a possibility."
"Smack!"
The chopsticks that Master Liu held in my hand fell to the table, and his whole body trembled, causing the chair to creak and creaze.
Xiang Xiaoer stopped eating and looked at him seriously:
"You~"
"Huh?"
"No, it won't."
Old Man Liu's face was as dead as ashes, but he was embarrassed this time, and his cowardly side was actually seen by others.
"It's because you're wearing too little, so it's cold, right?"
Master Liu blinked, looked at Xiang Xiaoer, and then reacted and hurriedly spoke:
"Yes, yes, it's snowing today, it's too cold, aha, ahaha."
Xiang Xiaoer nodded and continued to eat, he could understand that the physique of these rich and noble masters was weak.
Master Liu steadied his hand:
"And will he attack us again when he wakes up?"
Xiang Xiaoer looked at him like an idiot:
"I'm here, what do you say?"
Are you there? Master Liu thought about it, yes, this little gentleman is so powerful, the first thing the fox demon did when he woke up must have been to escape, how could he attack them.
Thinking of this, I put my mind at ease, with a smile on my face, and picked up the chopsticks again:
"Surely not."
Xiang Xiaoer felt that this person didn't seem to be very smart, no wonder he was tricked by the fox demon.
"That's for sure, he can't beat me, how can he run away if he doesn't attack you as a hostage."
"Smack!"
The chopsticks that Master Liu had just taken fell again.
Xiang Xiaoer was speechless: "What's wrong with you?" If it's cold, go back and add some clothes. ”
I was shocked to add in my heart.
Master Liu was about to cry, why did he think that he had to run away at this time?
"What then?"
Everyone was also a little panicked, and a few of them stood up and even wanted to turn around and leave.
After all, who is good looking, although curiosity is important, but together it is not fatal.
Ma Xiaosan especially understands everyone's mood, because he saw the second brother slap the dead bear a few days ago, and he is also in this mood, so he proposed:
"Second brother, do you want to find someone to tie him up?"
Everyone hurriedly reacted and spoke:
"Yes, yes, tie him up."
Xiang Xiaoer was silent for a moment and spoke:
"Don't be so troublesome, it's just a little fox demon, I'll let him sleep a little longer."
Master Liu smiled bitterly, that's just for you, but for us, it's going to be fatal.
Xiang Xiaoer didn't know what everyone thought, wiped his hands and got up, and then squatted down to check whether it was a dead or alive fox demon.
"Oh, don't worry he's woken up and shot dead."
After saying that, the fox demon on the ground changed into a yellow fox.
Xiang Xiaoer got up: "Is there any water?" ”
Master Liu hurriedly said: "Yes, yes, go and get a bowl of hot water for Mr. Xiao." ”
Xiang Xiaoer sat down on the table again:
"It's cold, don't have a bowl, take a pot."
Master Liu hesitated:
"Or use a bowl, the hot water pipe is enough, you can drink as much as you want."
Xiang Xiaoer was stunned and looked at Master Liu with a sincere face, and couldn't help but pat his head:
"I wash my hands, who said I wanted to drink."
Master Liu looked at Xiang Xiaoer's hand that had been deliberately in the air, reacted, and hurriedly ordered the maid beside him.
"Huh? Yes! Bring the washbasin to the little gentleman. ”
The frightened maids hurried down.
The other guests on the side looked at the fox demon on the ground in amazement.
"I didn't expect it to be a fox demon."
"That's not it, this little gentleman knows so much, it's not a simple character at first glance, didn't he admit it before talking about the fox demon? You can't lie to us. ”
"I'm not lying to us, I'm saying that this is a fox when it's dead."
"If the fox demon dies and does not change the fox, can it still become a mouse?"
"I didn't mean to turn Roar into a mouse, me!"
"Huh?"
"Forget it, when I didn't say it."
"Don't say it, you say it."
Everyone talked about it, and when they saw that the fox demon was dead, their minds came alive.
Although he was scared to death just now, looking at Xiang Xiaoer, who was sitting with the old god, he said in his heart that with this great god, he couldn't make any more trouble, right?
This person is not simple, this is a god man, there are god men in Tianhan, there are legends in various places over the years, and Zhou is the least.
Because the legends that come out of the continent are generally five immortals.
Some people say that in this Tianhan continent, animals and beasts are the masters, and people are just with the help, otherwise why are the divine powers given to animals?
Although Xiang Xiaoer didn't say it, everyone is not stupid, as soon as they see that this can kill the fox demon and prevent it from causing trouble in the township, they see that this is a god.
They all have the idea of building a good relationship.
There are many legends of the five immortals, although they protect the continent, but after all, they are animals, and no matter how immortal they are, they are not human, and people can only respect, fear, and cannot communicate.
This god is different, although he has the ability, but this is a person, since he is a person, he has people's preferences, and some people's seven emotions and six desires, he can make friends, and he can't ask for anything in the future.
The maid quickly brought the water, and the housekeeper personally arranged it, naturally it would not be hot water, nor cold water, but just the right warm water.
After Xiang Xiaoer simply washed his hands, Ma Xiaosan, who couldn't eat anymore, spoke:
"Second brother, don't you dispose of the fox corpse?"
Xiang Xiaoer picked it up and prepared to eat and wipe his hands with a towel.
"How?"
Ma Xiaosan recalled and said:
"I heard the old man say that this unclean thing has to be burned."
There were monsters in Yuzhou before, and there were a lot of them, but since the first emperor built the dragon vein, he suppressed the luck of the land of Kyushu, and the monsters of Tianhan are gone.
But during the Warring States Period, there were still monsters, at least there were monster legends, but too much time has passed, and these legends and stories have gradually been lost, and even those who know only know a few words.
Xiang Xiaoer waved his hand indifferently and said: "No, it was a matter of the Warring States Period, and now there is a dragon vein suppression, not to mention this foreign demon, even if it is a local demon after death, it will be scattered." ”
Master Liu interjected:
"Then, what should we do with the corpse of this fox demon?"
The little fox Bai Xue bar, the last piece of chicken was eaten up, and he was not satisfied with whining.
Xiang Xiaoer glanced at Ma Xiaosan:
"Little San, go and bring the chicken from my previous table to Bai Xue."
Ma Xiaosan responded: "Okay, second brother! ”
Then he took the chicken that Xiang Xiaoer was sitting on before and put it in front of the little fox.
Xiang Xiaoer looked at Shopkeeper Liu's reply:
"Buried, thrown, burned, you can eat it if you want, but this meat is not delicious, plus it is estimated that it has eaten people, it is estimated that it will be stinky."
Shopkeeper Liu's wiping of sweat:
"You're kidding, how could I eat him, ahahaha~ Come on, drag this fox demon out and burn it."
Xiang Xiaoer complained: "It's really ugly to laugh." ”
The two subordinates cowered in front of the fox corpse at the urging of the butler, but they did not dare to pick it up. "Hurry up."
The housekeeper patted the heads of the two of them, and the subordinate let out an expression of almost crying, and he really didn't dare to start.
As if seeing the difficulties of the two, Xiang Xiaoer spoke:
"Forget it, I'll deal with it, in case this alien monster has a companion and is taking revenge on you, third brother, go and put the fox away."
Upon hearing this, the two subordinates leaked expressions of gratitude, and then looked at the butler.
The housekeeper glared at the two of them, scolded something that was not a good thing, and motioned for the two to get out.
The two subordinates were very aggrieved, and said in their hearts, why don't you do it if you are so powerful.
And Ma Xiaosan, who was sitting on the stool to eat, looked at Xiang Xiaoer incredulously, with a heavy disbelief in his eyes.
"What are you doing, hurry up."
Xiang Xiaoer urged.
Ma Xiaosan pretended to be confused:
"Second brother, you just called the third brother, but you usually call me junior, I am junior."
Xiang Xiaoer.
What does my third brother have to do with you, Ma Xiaosan?
Xiu'er, you are not a time-traveler in another world.
"Don't talk nonsense, go over and keep it, and I'll make you a scarf when I get back."
Ma Xiaosan said that he would not be tempted by foreign objects: "I don't want it." ”
Xiang Xiaoer put down the cold gaze he was eating:
"I want it!"
Hiss, murderous.
"Okay, second brother."
Because there was nothing to load, Ma Xiaosan could only hold it with his hands.
Xiang Xiaoer lowered his head again to eat with satisfaction.
While eating, it seemed that he thought of something and said to Master Liu:
"By the way, don't eat that yellow demon meat and be fed to dogs, or buried it, and it was demonized, don't drink that soup and just pour it out, um~ It's best to brush the pot well."
Master Liu hurriedly nodded and instructed the people around him.
"Did you hear that, go and do it, the pot was smashed and buried for me."
The housekeeper hurriedly took the yellow demon meat and led the people to do it.
Xiang Xiaoer felt a little wasteful:
"I don't need to, the brush can still be used."
There is a lot of money in one pot, and the big family is really a loser.
Master Liu smiled bitterly, even if this is the case, who would dare to eat this cooked food.
Seeing that the food on the table was almost the same, Master Liu, who had the foresight, immediately ordered someone to add vegetables.
Let Xiang Xiaoer shout in his heart, sure enough, he can always get benefits by joining in the fun, just say a book, and prepare to let him eat all-you-can-eat, atmospheric.
As for swatting the fox demon to death, isn't that just as easy as swatting mosquitoes.
Seeing that Xiang Xiaoer seemed to be in a good mood, other guests who had other thoughts also began to try to talk.
The bearded man was ready to find something to say.
"This Mr. Xiang is really capable, I don't know if he is a god of our Tianhan."
Someone talked to him, but Xiang Xiaoer still replied very politely:
"It's not."
I don't know how to speak, you are obviously a god, slap a fox demon to death, not a god, is it still a mortal?
Ma Xiaosan, who was sitting on the side with the demon fox, couldn't help but ask:
"Second brother, are you really not a god?"
Xiang Xiaoer was stunned and asked:
"yes, who said I wasn't a man of God?"
Ma Xiaosan looked at the second brother who didn't look like a joke:
"Didn't you just say that?"
Xiang Xiaoer suddenly came to his senses and explained:
"I said that I am not a god-man of Tianhan, not a god-man."
Ma Xiaosan can't turn a corner, is this different?
The bearded man who spoke before understood the tentative opening:
"Is the little gentleman a foreigner?"
Xiang Xiaoer looked at everyone with some puzzlement.
Is the comprehension of the people of Chau so poor?
"No, who said I was a foreigner? I'm a native of the Central Plains. ”
The crowd was even more confused.
They can understand every word that Mr. Xiao said, and they can understand every sentence, why don't they understand it when they put it together?
Xiang Xiaoer looked at the dazed crowd and could only explain again:
"I am an authentic Central Plains person, and I am also our Han people, but I am not a Tianhan person, I want to be Qin, although the land of Kyushu is all under the control of Qin, but there are still Chu people, Yan people, do you understand?"
The crowd shook their heads.
Xiang Xiaoer was helpless, this was too stupid.
"My last name, do you understand? Xiang Yu, the overlord of Western Chu, understand? ”
Everyone seemed to understand.
"I don't understand, I can't help it, it's too stupid."
It was the first time Xiang Xiaoer had seen such a stupid person, so he decided not to explain anymore, but to continue to deal with the food in front of him.
Master Liu slowed down for a while, looked at Xiang Xiaoer, and suddenly understood.
"Mr. Xiao is a god-man from Jiangdong Chudi?"
Xiang Xiaoer was stunned for a moment, and then he didn't care and patted the other party with oil:
"Yes, you see there are still smart people, but don't say anything about Jiangdong Chudi, Xichu has long since died."
Master Liu didn't care and responded with a smile:
"With Mr. Xiao, Xichu is not dead."
Xiang Xiaoer was very satisfied and said to Ma Xiaosan on the side:
"Look at it, Xiao San, look at it, this is the Liu family, although it is only surnamed Liu, this is a good thing to say."
Master Liu hurriedly explained:
"Although my surname is Liu, I have nothing to do with our royal family, not even a little relative, although he usually wants to have a relationship with the Liu family of the royal family, but in this master, he has to clean up all the relationships, don't say it's okay."
Some smart people reacted when they heard this, and those who didn't understand still didn't understand, but some people secretly explained to the people around them, and everyone finally leaked a sudden expression.
Xiang Xiaoer didn't dwell too much on the matter of surnamed Liu, and when Master Liu deliberately changed the topic, he talked about something else.
Although someone once told him not to talk during meals, Xiang Xiaoer couldn't help it, it's hard to say, can he sit as a storyteller?
I really thought he could tell a story, it was really not blowing, he held a bamboo pole in his hand, and a white cloth was hung on it, and four words were written: Immortals guide the way.
Not to mention that he really has the ability, he can really measure the good and the bad, and calculate the contacts, even if he has no ability, the Tianhan people who have no knowledge will probably be fooled by him.
Tianhan has been strong for a thousand years, the national strength has increased a lot, and most of the people's food and clothing have been solved, and it has also laid a great reputation for the outside world.
But this entertainment and culture are also really backward.
Even if you find a random child in the world linked to Mangdang Mountain, you can be stunned by a few fairy tales.
Xiang Xiaoer is well-informed, after the cultural edification of the two worlds, the slut speaks human words, and the ghost speaks dragon language, plus everyone has the intention of flattering and making friends, and they chatted very happily for a while, it seems that the fox demon has never happened.
After chatting for a while, and figuring out Xiang Xiaoer's general character, Master Liu estimated that it was almost enough to speak:
"Little sir, you said dog before, well, this child, what is the matter of the demon fetus?"
Obviously, he was still pampered this morning, but as soon as he heard Xiang Xiaoer say that this child might not be himself, Master Liu always had a feeling of repercussions, so he didn't even want to mention dogs and children.
Xiang Xiaoer waved his hand absently when he heard this:
"It's very simple, it's a piece of um~ meat that the male demon forced a human woman to give birth to? To the meat cuts! ”
Xiang Xiaoer wanted to come up with a more reasonable word.
Master Liu looked at the "baby son" who didn't cry or make trouble and didn't react in the maid's arms, and his face turned green.
"Pieces of meat? So it's not even a person? ”
"People?"
Xiang Xiaoer looked up at Master Liu incredulously:
"How did you come up with such an interesting idea, people and people can give birth to people, just think that foxes and foxes give birth to foxes, even if the demon becomes a human, the essence of the fox demon is still a fox, and a person and a fox demon, how can a person give birth to a human?"
"What will the man and demon give birth to?"
The person next to him asked curiously.
Without waiting for Xiang Xiaoer to answer, Ma Xiaosan rushed to answer:
"I know, second brother, I know, it's a half-human and half-demon, commonly known as a half-demon?"
Xiang Xiaoer put down what he was eating, as if he was reacquainting himself with Ma Xiaosan.
Looking at the second brother's appreciative gaze, Ma Xiaosan couldn't help but his nose and be proud.
"Third brother, you are still responsible for calling my second brother invincible in the world, besides, stay away from me in the future, I'm afraid that stupidity will be contagious,"