Chapter 4: Murder with a Soft Knife
Li Er's face suddenly sank, Jieli deceived people too much, the shame of the Weishui Alliance was like yesterday, it was less than a year and he had to take advantage of the fire to rob, how could he swallow this breath?
However, he still planned to listen to what Chen Chu had to say, after all, he still had the last sentence unfinished.
"Why don't you give it for nothing?"
Chen Chu snorted: "Nonsense, of course it's exchanged for sheep and horses, if you don't say anything, you get 10,000 sheep and 3,000 horses, if he wants more emperors, he can't get it." ”
The eldest grandson Wuji couldn't cry or laugh: "Shopkeeper, you are still too young, the sheep and horses on the grassland are the food of the Turks, and they are their favorite food, so don't mention this condition." ”
Chen Chu also smiled: "I'm young? Lao Sun, you are young, you first talk about what we will give if we give Ashina food. ”
Li Er hurriedly said: "Naturally, it's millet, rice and wheat, do you still need to ask?" ”
Chen Chu laughed: "Stupid, stupid!" ”
Even if Li Er and the eldest grandson Wuji and Chen Chu have a little friendship, they are a little used to his way of speaking, but now they are still angry one by one.
The eldest grandson Wuji didn't say it, Li Er was so dignified, and he killed the country with real knives and guns, except for Wei Zheng, the old horseman, who dared to scold him? But now Chen Chu is stupid when he opens his mouth, can he not let his liver become angry.
"Then what do you think we should give them? If you can't tell clearly, don't blame me for being rude! Li Erhan said angrily.
Chen Chu stretched out his hand and patted him on the shoulder, and began to explain, this action made the two of them stiff again, and the eldest grandson Wuji's heart jumped, my good girl, this store really doesn't treat himself as an outsider, and he dares to do anything.
"We give these things to the steppe people, isn't this giving them rations for nothing? Now is the beginning of spring, there is no shortage of food in the grasslands, wouldn't they be able to store the grain they saved, this situation His Majesty the Emperor wants to see? ”
Li Er scolded: "Nonsense, Lao Tzu wished that a heavy snow would starve all the Turks to death, and let them store food?" ”
Chen Chu didn't notice the problem with this sentence, but continued to speak.
"That's it, so even if we want to give food, we can't give them these things, we will send the best if we want to."
The two of them directly told Chen Chu that they were confused, and the eldest grandson Wuji shouted anxiously: "Chen Chu, if you want to say it, just finish it in one breath, what are you doing!" ”
"Send the best?" Li Er almost knocked Chen Chu down with a punch, if it weren't for this guy's standard Han family son's appearance, he would have suspected that he was a Turkic spy.
Chen Chu glanced at the golden corn on the counter unhurriedly, rubbed his hands embarrassedly and said: "It's easy for me to continue to speak, you two are not ordinary people at first glance, and you must have a lot in your hands, as long as you buy all my corn, I must know everything and say everything!" ”
Hey, this guy wants to go crazy for money, right? The two of them gasped, although this corn is indeed extraordinarily delicious, and bringing it back to the family will definitely make them very happy, but one will cost ten times.
These twenty or thirty roots are bought, and in the current year, it is difficult for ordinary people to make so much money in their lifetime.
Seeing the two angry beards and glaring, Chen Chu said aggrievedly: "Lao Li, Lao Sun, don't blame me for taking advantage of the fire to rob, it's really that I owe a lot of debt now, and if I don't pay off the old bustard quickly, I'm going to kill the door." ”
Listening to Chen Chu's explanation, the two of them laughed directly.
What kind of mess is this, although Chen Chu is often angry and wants to cut people, but how can he also be an unborn genius, one of the two is a saint today, and the other is the head of the world's leading family, and the power is tilted towards the government and the opposition, which makes Chen Chu stunned.
Such a talent, running to drink flower wine, can't afford to pay?
Evil, these characters don't work for my Datang, but they have to be embarrassed by the old bustard, Li Eryi patted the counter: "Give you a hundred yuan, pay off your debt, and don't indulge in that kind of place in the future, otherwise your 10,000-year-old county marquis will be at the end!" ”
Chen Chu was overjoyed, and immediately put away the money, and the eldest grandson Wuji began to pack up these corns with a dazzled smile at this time.
Chen Chu said: "Lao Li, Lao Sun, you have also tasted some delicacies here with me, what do you think of the potatoes and the peppers?" ”
The two of them originally listened to Chen Chu's explanation seriously, but now their stomachs began to bark again, and their faces were wonderful, Chen Chu laughed, no need for them to say that they already knew each other's attitudes.
"What if we gave these potatoes and peppers to the Turks, what would happen to you?"
The eldest grandson Wuji was stunned, and Li Er was even more angry, and the top of his head was about to smoke: "Okay, you Chen Chu, this kind of delicacy has not even tasted the current Holy Son of Heaven, and it is impossible to find it from the nobles in the court to the ordinary people, you actually want to give them to the Turks?" Are you still my Tang Dynasty?! ”
The eldest grandson Wuji quietly rolled his eyes, who said that you haven't tasted it, don't you talk nonsense with your eyes open.
Chen Chu got up and poured two cups of tea for the two of them, so that they could calm down for a while: "Don't worry, listen to my explanation!" This kind of good thing has not even tasted our lobby royal family, what about the Turks, can they eat it? ”
Li Er had an absolute say in this issue, and sneered: "These barbarians, even green vegetables are rare to eat in a lifetime, not to mention this kind of fairy delicacy, you mean ......"
He had a faint guess in his heart, and the eldest grandson Wuji was the same, but he still couldn't be sure what he thought in his heart.
"Isn't this the end of it? This thing is only available to me, Chen Chu, I will give them some, of course, the quantity will be very small, and then the emperor will casually give some ordinary food to make up the number, what do you guess will happen when you go back? ”
In response to Chen Chu's question this time, the two of them were finally not so dazed, Li Er hesitated: "Of course, this kind of delicacy is occupied by the Turkic nobles, and even Ashina alone has to take most of it, as long as you eat it once, I can guarantee that their ordinary food will be difficult to swallow." ”
In fact, the two of them are like this now, they have been feeling uncomfortable during this time, and it was not until they came to Chen Chu's tavern that they understood that they were greedy, and even their eating habits were far richer than those of the grassland, let alone those barbarians.
Chen Chu said with a smile: "The problem is that there will be no next time after eating this thing, and I want it next time, do we want it for nothing, when I Chen Chu opened a charity hall?" ”
The eldest grandson Wuji clapped his hands and applauded: "Wonderful, in this way, isn't it equivalent to this Turkic nobleman being addicted?" Once the food is consumed, you can only wait to be fed, but the prairie is sheep dung in addition to the grassland, except for looking at my Datang, what else can you do? ”
"It's called a soft knife, it doesn't hurt to kill, but the effect is the same." Chen Chu nodded.