Chapter 3 Knighthood
Hiss......
The eldest grandson Wuji shook his head, lowering his head and not daring to look at Li Er's face.
At this time, Li Er was already on the verge of anger, and he decided that if Chen Chu didn't give a reasonable explanation, he would definitely die a miserable death.
"This, this, why?"
Li Er almost gritted his teeth and asked this sentence.
Chen Chu didn't see Li Er and the eldest grandson Wuji's expressions, he still enjoyed the pleasure of picking his feet, and his mind was thinking about how to eat those corns.
He closed his eyes and sighed before he said, "Since the Son of Heaven wants to be the emperor, he should start early." It will not be launched until you are dead or alive. Those who understand know that he is forced to do so, and those who do not understand will think that he is a bloodthirsty tyrant. ”
"But it doesn't matter, for the people, whoever sits in the world is the same, as long as they can be fed and clothed. I don't care how he got his throne at all! ”
The expression on Li Er's face was wonderful, and he didn't know whether to cry or laugh.
What he had always been worried about had become insignificant in the eyes of the people.
But if you think about it carefully, Chen Chu is right, most people will never see the emperor in their lives, and they will not care about who the emperor is.
Although Chen Chu's words sounded crooked and heretical, he was not wrong about one thing, Li Er was indeed forced to use the sword soldiers back then.
In this regard, Li Er agreed with Chen Chu's statement.
Thinking of this, Li Er sighed and said weakly: "It was indeed a last resort back then, but after all, this throne is indisputable, even if the people don't care, but the Great Confucianism is verbal and written!" ”
"Confucian? They know a fart! A bunch of idiots who read their brains stupidly. You ask them, if someone puts a knife to their neck, should they fight back or should they reason with him? ”
"That is, the Son of Heaven takes care of face, if I change and someone dares to say this to me, I will immediately slap him in the face and teach him to be a man."
"Without the suffering of others, do not persuade others to be kind, this group of people have read books into the belly of dogs, and they don't understand such a simple truth."
The smell of wine came up, and Chen Chu's words were extremely heroic.
As soon as he finished speaking, the voice in his head sounded again.
"Ding, if you complain successfully, you will get 200 points of complaining, and you will be rewarded with 3,000 famous quotes!"
Chen Chu scratched his head, and said in his heart that this system is really casual enough, it was still eaten just now, and now it is a celebrity quote, has the grade risen so fast?
When he came back to his senses, he saw Li Eryi grabbing his wrist, looking a little excited, and the beard on his chin was trembling.
"Bosom friend, a good sentence 'Don't persuade others to be kind without others', which is enlightening. Come, shop, drink this cup to the brim! ”
After Li Er finished speaking, he raised his wine glass and drank it heroically.
After talking for so long, I finally heard the words that made him feel big.
The more wine he drank, the more Li Er's words became denser and denser, and no one knew that Li Er was a chatter after getting drunk.
kept asking Chen Chu some strange questions, and finally asked Chen Chu how he thought of the father-son relationship between the Son of Heaven and the Emperor Taishang.
Chen Chu didn't remember what he said earlier, but at the end, a sentence suddenly popped up in his head, "The son doesn't know the father, and the father doesn't know the son!" ”
With that, he fell asleep deeply.
When I woke up, it was already dawn, and Li Er and the eldest grandson Wuji had long since disappeared.
Chen Chu shook his heavy head, looked at the wine jars all over the ground, and couldn't remember what happened last night for a while.
After a hurry to clean up, he went back to the kitchen and began to boil the corn.
Before the corn could be cooked, a group of officers and soldiers entered the store surrounded by an attendant.
"The edict of the Holy Son of Heaven, Chen Chu of Chang'an County receives the order!"
When Chen Chu heard it, the holy decree came? Hurriedly ran out.
Although he was very unaccustomed to it, he still knelt down with a puff, and if he didn't kneel, his head would have to move.
The attendant held Huang Cancan's holy decree in his hand, cleared his throat and read: "Fengtian carrier, the emperor said." Today, there is a man from Chang'an County, Chen Chu......"
The chamberlain recited a long list of obscure words, Chen Chu didn't understand a word, the key was that this holy decree was still very long, and it took fifteen minutes to recite it.
In the end, Chen Chu knew that because he gave potatoes and peppers, he was made a 10,000-year-old county marquis by the emperor, and asked him to go to Sinong Temple to grow vegetables.
When the waiter left, he remembered what happened with the two diners last night.
Chen Chu held his court clothes and was stupid.
"It seems that the petty official surnamed Li didn't lie to himself, he really handed over the things to the emperor."
But why did the emperor forget to reward him with some money?
Seeing that the seven-day period is approaching, if the old bustard comes to the door to ask for it, won't it make him lose face and lose his hair.
Thinking of this, Chen Chu hammered the floor heavily, his mind spinning rapidly, thinking about how to make money quickly.
After thinking about it, he decided to sell corn.
Such a precious thing, ten yuan a piece, is very cost-effective!
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Li Er had just come out of his Lao Tzu's dormitory, and he was not in a very good mood.
He remembered Chen Chu's words last night, 'The father does not know the son, and the son does not know the father', and his heart felt a faint pain.
The matter between their father and son has been entangled for several years, and the key to it was revealed by a kid.
He felt more and more that Chen Chu's kid was a little pleasing to the eye.
When I thought of the provocation of Jieli Khan in the court today, I was extremely upset, arguing endlessly, and never came up with a reasonable charter.
As soon as I was bored, I wanted to go out for a walk, so I called the waiter and asked, "Wannian County Marquis, what are you doing at this time?" ”
The waiter replied respectfully: "I heard from the purchaser that the Marquis of Wannian County is selling corn, and it is said that the asking price is ten yuan, and the slave doesn't know what the corn is!" ”
"Ten times? Corn? ”
Li Er muttered, pondering in his heart for a long time, thinking that the thing called corn must also be a new crop.
All right! Chen Chu, this kid, dared to hide it from me.
"Call Zhao Guogong, I want to leave the palace!"
When Li Er and eldest grandson Wuji arrived at Chen Chu's shop, Chen Chu was dozing off on the counter.
Li Er ignored Chen Chu, but stared at the golden sticks on the counter.
The sticks were still hot, as if they had just come out of the pan.
Li Er picked up a stick and looked left and right, knowing that this thing was the corn that Chen Chu said, but he didn't know where to start.
However, seeing that the corn was full of plump grains, his mood suddenly improved.
This amount is far more than the fruit of wheat.
The eldest grandson Wuji knocked on the table and woke up the sleepy Chen Chu.
Seeing Li Er and the others coming, Chen Chu wiped the saliva from the corners of his mouth and said, "Lao Li, why do you have the kung fu to come, shouldn't you be bad today?" ”
Li Er didn't reply, but took the corn cob and asked him, "This thing is corn?" How should I eat it? ”
Chen Chu sighed, and said: "Cook and eat, fry and eat, or dry and grind into flour to make noodles, as long as you can cook it, you can eat it any way." ”
Li Er's pupils shrank, and he deducted a corn kernel and put it in his mouth.
Sweet and soft glutinous, it is really a rare good product.
Seeing Li Er's expression, the eldest grandson Wuji couldn't help but taste one.
Both of them had expressions of great enjoyment on their faces.
When I came back to my senses, I saw Chen Chu stretching out his two hands and asking them for money.
"One ten, Tong Su is not bullied!"
The eldest grandson Wuji was about to get angry, but was stopped by Li Er, so he had to obediently take out two silver cakes of ten taels from his arms and throw them to Chen Chu.
Chen Chu held the heavy silver and laughed happily for a long time before explaining to the two: "We are acquaintances, these two should be given to you, but I am very short of money now, so I have to set the price of corn so high." But those people outside didn't know the goods, and no one looked at them. ”
Li Er nodded, "You can't afford to eat corn, and some people can't earn more than ten yuan in their lives." ”
Speaking of this, Li Er's expression suddenly became a little sad, and he suddenly felt that the corn in his hand was not fragrant.
Seeing Li Er's appearance, Chen Chu felt that he had something in his heart, handed over a glass of water, and asked, "Look at your appearance, it seems that something is wrong!" As long as it's not about money, I can give you ideas! ”
Li Er originally came out to relax, but when he heard Chen Chu say this, he had another idea in his heart.
Don't look at this kid's big appearance, but his mind is lively, his whimsical ideas are endless, and he has unique insights into current affairs.
Perhaps, this Turkic matter can really find a trace of a solution from his mouth.
Thinking of this, Li Er opened his mouth and talked about Ashina's aggressive threat to the emperor to ask for food and princesses.
Chen Chu cut a sigh and said nonchalantly: "I thought it was a big deal, if he wanted it, he would give it to him!" ”
After speaking, Chen Chu changed his words and said, "However, this is not for nothing!" ”