Surprise is such that people can laugh and cry.

Wiping the eyes that were said to be lost by the wind and sand, Wang Laosan grinned and said, "Let's go, Xiaoliu, let's go home!" ”

"Good!"

Liu Xiaoliu answered, and the two left together.

Even today, tears of joy overflowed from the eyes of many steel men, and then crossed his cheeks and dripped on the bluestone slabs of the street, making a "click" sound.

After that brief cry of joy, it was replaced by a smile that was always cheerful.

When they returned to Wang Shangrui's courtyard, the two friends were still smiling.

It's just that as soon as she entered the yard, Wang Shangrui's broken aunt didn't wait for her man to report the good news, and began to chatter: "Wang Laosan, you are very good, now you don't even do work?"

If you don't get the canal done at this time, what will you do when the spring ploughing comes? I'm also a chicken manure covering my eyes, how can I fall in love with a useless man like you? ”

"Sister-in-law, what did you say?"

The good mood just now was swept away, Liu Xiaoliu couldn't help but speak, he is not Wang Laosan, he can't buy Wang Laosan's daughter-in-law's account.

"Huh! Who is your sister-in-law? ”

Wang Shangrui's mother-in-law smiled coldly and said, "Are you surnamed Wang, or is Wang Laosan's surname Liu?" Of course, if your father is willing to give your family's small amount of land to our family, let's not let you call your sister-in-law, I can kowtow to your father and call Weng Weng! ”

"You're over!"

Wang Laosan's daughter-in-law said that Liu Xiaoliu was angry, but she couldn't say a word.

However, for people like Wang Laosan, it doesn't matter how his daughter-in-law scolds herself, but if she scolds her few friends......

I saw Wang Laosan suddenly said coldly: "Since you feel that your eyes are covered by chicken dung, I will give you a new chance to choose!" I'm going to find a reader and ask him to help write a book and leave it! ”

"Wang Laosan, you shit! You dare to reconcile with me, I think you don't want to live a good life! ”

When Wang Laosan's daughter-in-law heard this, she roared all of a sudden: "But that's it, the old lady can't find a man yet?" ”

Wang Laosan listened to his daughter-in-law's words, his heart became more determined, and he went out directly.

The woman continued to scold, Liu Xiaoliu couldn't stand it anymore, and stomped her foot and said to Wang Lao's third daughter-in-law: "Sister-in-law, what are you making trouble?" The third brother was selected for the navy at this time, and he was going to come back to talk to you, how are you still living this day? ”

After Liu Xiaoliu finished speaking, he immediately turned around and chased Wang Laosan.

Although I hate this sister-in-law very much, it is always the wife of the third brother, is it the mother of the baby?

The woman in the courtyard was stunned, navy?

When did Wang Laosan go to report to the Navy? This is still chosen?

On that day, the news of the navy's recruitment was spreading, and it was five dollars a month! After passing the training, it is consistent!

"Whew...... Woo......! ”

Thinking of this, Wang Laosan's mother-in-law suddenly sat on the ground and cried, not reflecting on her own inappropriateness, but scolding while crying: "Wang Laosan, you have no conscience, you pull the old lady and don't let you go when you live a hard life, and now you have chosen the navy, and you will abandon the old lady when you want to live a good life...... The big guy gave me a comment, why did my life suffer so much to meet Wang Laosan, who has no conscience? ”

The miserable wail and the sharp voice spread inside and outside the courtyard, and the neighbors began to gather in the courtyard of Wang Laosan when they heard the words.

Looking at the wailing woman on the ground, some people commented that Wang Laosan did something wrong.

also pointed to the woman on the ground with a sneer and said that she deserved it.

And Wang Laosan, after all, failed to find a reader.

It was Liu Xiaoliu, who ran out, who grabbed him, and only said one sentence: "Third brother, what should you do with the baby after leaving?" Follow you or follow his mother? ”

is such a sentence, which speaks to Wang Laosan's heart. In his opinion, no matter how poor his son is, he has given him land, and if he is divorced, what will the child do?

When you become a soldier, you must not be able to take care of the baby!

Taking a deep breath, Wang Lao returned to the house and happened to hear his mother-in-law's wailing again......

This!!!!

Wang Laosan felt that his eyebrows hurt! took a few deep breaths, suppressed the anger, walked to the woman who was still wailing and said, "If I don't keep quiet, I'll really go to find a reader!" ”

"What do you mean?"

The woman got up from the ground all of a sudden, grabbed Wang Laosan and said, "Are we not reconciled?" ”

"Do you want to leave?"

"I don't want to, I don't want to

The woman burst into tears and said with a smile: "The slave is a broken mouth, it will definitely not be like this in the future, the third child, let's live a good life, okay?" ”

"Humph!"

Wang Laosan snorted coldly: "If you don't know right from wrong like this in the future, don't blame me for being rude to you!" Why don't you apologize to Xiaoliu soon? ”

"Little sixth brother, I'm sorry, look at my sister-in-law's broken mouth, don't care!"

The Wang family's daughter-in-law apologized very quickly, as if she was afraid that she would be divorced if she did not apologize.

Liu Xiaoliu rolled his eyes, ignored the mother-in-law, and said to Wang Laosan: "Third brother, I'll go back first, I'll call you early tomorrow morning, let's go report together!" ”

"Good!"

Wang Laosan nodded in response.

At this time, the neighbors knew that not only Wang Laosan was selected for the navy, but Liu Xiaoliu's idle guy was actually selected.

The deep envy turned into jealousy, and the eyes that looked like Liu Xiaoliu seemed to say: "Why is the official so open-minded, how can Liu Xiaoliu's doll be selected without two taels of meat on his arm?" ”

......

The things in the sky of the East City, which were originally gossip between the neighbors, were quickly replaced by two things, and it was one thing to say that it was two things.

That is Wang Laosan was selected for the navy, and his waist is very tough, he is not afraid of his own mother-in-law, and he almost divorced his wife!

And...... Liu Xiaoliu's unscrupulous gangster was actually selected for the navy.

The next day, Liu Xiaoliu appeared at the door of Wang Laosan's house early in the morning.

Wang Laosan instructed his daughter-in-law to "don't quarrel with others, take care of your son at home", and followed Liu Xiaoliu to Chang'an College, where she had a physical examination.

The assembly time and assembly place are both informed at the time of the medical examination.

At midnight, the newly recruited naval soldiers assembled under the leadership of the temporarily borrowed Ying Yangwei and Zuo Wuwei soldiers lined up the entire playground according to the queue. Standing on the Tang River on the reading platform, a dark cloud formed in his eyes, and the black pressure shrouded the entire playground.

This is also thanks to Tang Laosi, who took into account the expansion of the college in the future when he designed Chang'an College, and built the playground big enough.

You know, even if one person only occupies half a square meter, a playground that can accommodate 20,000 people must be at least fifteen acres in size!

Well, this is a sentence that blows the playground of Chang'an College, which cannot be denied.

The 20,000 people who have not been trained stand together, and there will inevitably be a buzzing discussion, and this sound is very loud, even with a copper horn, Tang Heshang still does not think that what he said can reach every corner!

However, he still walked in front of the loudspeaker.

"Shut up!"

Tang He was angry and sank into the dantian, and shouted three words loudly!

Lion's roar?

It doesn't exist!

Hearing Tang Heshang's words, the soldiers who were temporarily invited to maintain order followed Tang Heshang's angry dantian one by one and said, "Shut up!" ”

"Shut up!"

"Shut up!"

"Mouth!"

There were soldiers speaking in all directions, and although he was only sixteen years old, Liu Xiaoliu, who was still in good physical condition, heard such a ...... when he stood in the center of the crowd False echo!

"Hello!"

"Hello guys!"

"Good!"

......

Tang Heshang on the reading platform opened his mouth to say a word, and the soldiers helped to reply.

Liu Xiaoliu pricked up his ears and messily listened to the words of the person who couldn't see clearly on the reading platform.

"Hello! My name is Don Heshang, Admiral, and I will be in charge of all matters of the Navy in the future! I know that most of you are coming from the Navy's salary! I can guarantee that you will all get the treatment mentioned in the previous announcement! Those who perform well will even get more monthly salaries!

So, here's the problem! Why did the court give you so much salary?

It's actually quite simple! Because the Navy is bitter! When I trained, it was hard! After the training, it is even more difficult after officially becoming a navy! Because you have to float on the sea, you may only be able to return home once a year and a half, and you will be able to see your parents, brothers, wives and children!

At the same time, we are facing not only people, but also monstrous waves!

Therefore, I gave you the best treatment in Datang. This treatment is not only salary, but also food and clothing!

So, I don't need to coerce the seeds! Don't be inseparable from your parents' dolls! Don't be inseparable from your aunt's soft goods!

After I finish speaking, the training of the Navy will officially begin! If you are afraid of hard training, you can quit! Those who can't do without their parents can quit! If you don't have the guts, you can quit! To exit, all you need to do is stand out of the queue and walk to the gate over there!

I want you guys to think it through and figure it out! Are you a real man, dare to endure loneliness, can you taste all the hardships!

Now tell me, has anyone quit? ”

Liu Xiaoliu didn't feel how wonderful the words he heard in his ears were, but after listening to these words, he felt that he should be a real man, he didn't want to be scolded for being incompetent, and he didn't want to be scolded for being a child who couldn't do without his parents!

Wang Laosan, who was not far from him, clenched his fists, he was not afraid of hardship, but he was afraid that he would not be able to support his wife and baby after enduring hardships and standing hard work! He likes the feeling of straightening his waist and talking to his mother-in-law today!

20,000 people, certainly not every one of them has the same idea as Wang Laosan and Liu Xiaoliu!

Someone wants to mix up in the navy!

Someone wants to be a real man!

Someone doesn't want to be pointed at and scolded: "Look, that's a soft-footed thing who only knows how to lie on a woman's stomach!" ”

Some people don't want to find a daughter-in-law because they are poor!

"I'm not quitting!"

"No retreat!"

“......”

In the crowd, voices began to be heard! 20,000 people, 20,000 different ideas, finally converged into two words "no retreat"!

Donald Laosi grinned, obviously very satisfied with the reply of the 20,000 people, and stretched out his hand to press down.

"Shut up!"

"Shut up!"

The voices of the soldiers of the left guards sounded again from all directions, and the voices in the crowd slowly stopped.

After the audience was silent, Tang Heshang was angry again and said, "Very good! I hope you do what you say! Now, everyone, under the leadership of Zuo Wuwei and Ying Yangwei, will go to Zuo Wuwei's training ground in an orderly manner, where our training will officially begin! ”

A column of newly recruited naval soldiers, led by the leading Zuo Wuwei soldiers, walked out of Chang'an Academy in an orderly manner, and then turned right into the lower right corner of the imperial city.

Although these recruits seemed to the soldiers of Zuo Wuwei, these guys were not uniformly dressed, their steps were not neat, and they didn't even have the taste of soldiers at all.

But even so, the team of 20,000 people was like a long dragon, which shocked the people of the neighboring squares.

20,000 people entered the imperial city for training, and it is estimated that only Tang Laosi dared to do this!

If there are a few people with ulterior motives in the middle......

The consequences are unimaginable!

This is also thanks to the uncle next door who really regards himself as a nephew and let the entire Zuo Wuwei everyone as a safety guarantee.

Entering, Zuo Wuwei's training ground, rows of neatly lined soldiers were already waiting.

The newly recruited naval soldiers looked at the military uniforms on the Zuo Wuwei soldiers, and looked at the upright and motionless body with envious expressions.

Perhaps, this is the blood in the hearts of men.

Tang Heshang finally arrived, and nodded to Cheng Chubi, who was at the forefront of the Eagle Yang Guard soldiers who served as instructors, and said, "Let's start!" ”

"Good!"

Cheng Chubi nodded and stepped out in two steps, and then turned back: "It's all here, the first subject of training begins!" ”

"Yes!"

The leaders of the Eagle Guards responded one after another, and then ran to their own team and began to move with the group.

20,000 recruits, quickly divided into 500 phalanxes, each with forty people.

Then, I saw an Eagle Guard soldier pull out a handful of common things from his weapon bag!

That's a pair of scissors!

Walking to the recruit phalanx in his charge, the Eagle Yang Guard soldier said: "According to the training syllabus, the first training subject of the Navy is to cut hair!" Everyone, line up one by one and cut your hair off! ”

！！！

Huge exclamation points linger in the minds of the recruits, which one is this going to make trouble?

I don't know if my father gave me my hair or anything?

We're here to be soldiers, not monks!

A buzzing sounded in the phalanx.

"Shut up!"

The eagle guard soldier scolded with a cold face: "The first thing you have to do when you are a soldier is to obey!" Even if you want to die, you have to go! Is it a fart to cut your hair? If anyone says more, they can just get out! ”

What is more important than hair and a salary of 500 dollars a month?

Obvious!

Scissors, and thus put it on the head of the recruit.

Bundles of long hair fell to the ground under sharp scissors.

Cough!

Well, since none of the Eagle Guards have learned the craft of barbering, the way to cut their hair is to cut it off next to the scalp!

So, in just one hour, hundreds of piles of hair piled up on Zuo Wuwei's training ground, and there were 20,000 more monks with bare heads!