196. Don't want to hug your grandson?
Many recruits reluctantly glanced at the pile closest to them on the ground, and they couldn't tell which hair belonged to them. Glancing at the eagle guards who were called instructors, and the military uniforms were clearly distinguishable from those of Zuo Wuwei, a question arose in the hearts of the recruits: Why didn't they shave their heads?
In fact, when it comes to shaving his head, Eagle Yangwei, who is wearing a special dark green vest wrapped in thin iron sheets, and a round black helmet with a layer of netting on his head, really doesn't know why!
Tang Laosi didn't bother to explain to everyone at this time, cutting off his hair for hygiene.
After the hair was cut, 20,000 men were assembled in square formations, each of which was exactly five rows, and each row was eight people.
Leaving aside the neatness of the formation, the uneven clothing alone made the Eagle Yangwei instructors, who were accustomed to seeing an eagle embroidered on their arms and a water chestnut or triangle on their shoulders and embroidered with one or two thick lines of bright yellow.
This diaphragm has been significantly lightened after 40,000 sets of costumes have been delivered.
The reason why it is to reduce, not eliminate, is because Ying Yangwei, who is wearing a dark green military uniform, always feels that the navy clothes are blue in that sky...... It's not pretty!
Of course, there is another reason, perhaps because the instructors of Eagle Yangwei think that these naval recruits are not wearing vests inlaid with iron plates, and the training is too easy, right?
Oh, and one more thing that was missed, that is, those recruits didn't even wear steel helmets, and instead they had no protection at all, as if they could only hide from the sun and the wind and sand! TTM is happy, we are all wearing helmets weighing one or two pounds, why are recruits hats?
Perhaps it was this kind of unaccustomed to all kinds of things that made Yun Hanyu, who had never been an instructor, speak louder when he copied the way the officials trained him to speak on weekdays.
"It's grinding and chirping when you change your clothes! The enemy is coming, and you've all died many times! β
"Look at it, on the real battlefield, you are a bunch of lambs who have no ability to fight back!"
......
In fact, such a lecture did not happen in the mouth of Instructor Yun Hanyu of the 222nd Phalanx.
Rather, the vast majority of Eagle Guard instructors do just that.
"Stand upright!"
"Take a break!"
"I've said it many times, stand upright, put your feet together in a figure-eight shape, raise your head and chest, and lift your hips and lower abdomen!"
"Are you a fool, Lao Tzu's saliva will be dry, and a little rest is on the basis of standing upright, the left foot stretches out in the direction of the toe about two-thirds of the total retreat! You, Liu Xiaoliu, are you two-thirds? The crotch of your pants is about to crack, you don't need money to make military uniforms, or do you think it's too hot this day and want to let the birds out to cool down! β
"To the left...... Turn! β
"Wang Erzhu, why don't you call Wang Erzhu? Yes! Is there no distinction between left and right? I've told you everything, the hand that grabs the chopsticks is the right, and the hand that holds the bowl is only the left hand, which way do you turn? If everyone knows, you don't! Are you trying to me off on purpose?! β
"Report!"
"Speak!"
"Report to the instructor, I didn't turn it wrong, the hand I turned on is the hand that holds the bowl!"
"Hahahaha!"
"Laugh at the fart!"
Yun Hanyu is messy in the wind!!
This TM's! Although when I first received training, there were also people in the Eagle Yang Guard who were excited about the left and right, but there was never such a left and right indistinguishable!
Taking a deep breath, Instructor Yun forcibly suppressed the anger in his heart, glared at Wang Erhammer and said, "Then remember, the hand you hold the chopsticks with is your left hand, and the one who holds the bowl is your right hand!" β
"Report to the instructor!"
"Speak!"
"Why am I different from them?"
β......β
Instructor Yun suddenly felt very tired...... The anger in his heart broke out again: "Are you stupid? Don't you know that you're left-handed, don't you realize that you're different from others? Didn't your parents tell you you're left-handed? β
"Report to the instructor! I didn't find it, I'm Aye, A-Niang and A-brother are all the same as me! β
"I'm ......!"
Yun Hanyu choked suddenly, he was not defeated by Wang Erhammer, but by ...... DNAοΌοΌοΌ
The training of naval recruits on the 16th day of the first lunar month finally ended, and the soldiers were dizzy and physically and mentally exhausted by the left and right turns.
There are also many instructors, because it is the first time to bring recruits, they don't know how to breathe into the dantian, and after roaring for a long time, their throats are hot and painful, and even their voices are starting to be out of shape.
Tang Heshang has been watching the end of the training, of course, the entire navy can stand in the shade of the tree with Chief Instructor Cheng Chubi all the time, and General Tang is alone.
The rest of the navy's established generals, including the Lai brothers, including Captain Feng of the Lingnan Grand Prince's Inspector Navy, were all arranged by Tang Heshang to follow the training.
The Lai brothers did not hesitate, Captain Feng looked at the fierce instructors and asked weakly: "General, I want to go too?" β
Tang Heshang's answer is very simple: you can not go, just do the same composition as Liu Renliang!
When Captain Feng heard this, he immediately ran to the training, mixing a civilian job in the army or something, wouldn't his dozen boxes of souvenirs be given away in vain? I'm afraid my dad is going to hang himself up and beat him!
......
The next day, Tang Laosi did not stay at the training ground for too long, but went to the palace at the end of the early dynasty.
The old man has told him to see him, but he didn't go yesterday afternoon, and he really can't say it if he doesn't go today.
Crossing the palace gate and walking to the door of the study of the Liangyi Palace, the old eunuch said to Tang He, "Tang Laosi, you are very good" and then turned around and went into the house to report.
Donald Laosi, who stayed in place, was confused, it was really good that he was good, but ...... What is this old man saying?
Horseshoes and saddles?
Perfume?
Iron?
Or is it ...... Take Changle out to play?
After a short thought, Tang Laosi felt that the group eunuch should have said that his perfume was good, right? After all, many deductions say that eunuchs will always be drenched because they lack a certain organ, and then there is a smell on their bodies that normal people do not have.
And Tang Laosi didn't find anything different about the old eunuch in the past year, but there was a faint smell of perfume.
Well! That's how it should be!
"What are you thinking?"
As soon as Tang Laosi gave a definition of his guess, the old eunuch came out of the room.
Tang Heshang looked up and found that the look in the old eunuch's eyes turned out to be ...... Look at the pampering of juniors?
This old guy, isn't he used to accepting apprentices in the palace, and he still wants to take himself under his door?
I'm afraid this won't work, can my father-in-law agree?
"Let's get in!"
The old eunuch's language was very gentle, and Tang Heshang felt that he must talk to the old man after he entered, and he must let the old eunuch dispel the idea of accepting himself as an apprentice!
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