"Ah...... Pretty young lady, I ...... I'm so scared, everyone here is a bad guy, they're going to kill me, I'm so scared! As he spoke, the man kept rubbing directly in the arms of a beautiful woman in a white coat.

"Good boy, little brother, there's no one here to hurt you, it's just your illusion......"

"It's not a hallucination, young lady, I'm ...... I'm so scared. or the safest ...... in your arms" This shameless man is our great detective, that nervous melon peel - Zhao Dehuan!

This idiot, he knows that he will not be slapped by a flash if he eats tofu with a neuropath. From this point of view, this trick is still very good. Next time I'm pretending to be a psychopath, I'll try it and it doesn't work...... Hey.

Seriously, I really can't get used to this kid, so I handed over directly: "Detective Zhao, do you have time, I have something important to tell you." ”

"I'm not free, I'm still scared......" The kid didn't open his eyes at all, and he was still dangling in someone's arms.

"Oh, that ...... about Xiaorou" I deliberately lengthened my voice.

"Wait, I got it, I got it." The kid reluctantly raised his head in the woman's arms and said, "Little sister, I'm not scared now, I'll go first, and you'll tell me a story when I come back......"

Seeing this guy coming, I touched the big tumor on his head that couldn't be wrapped in gauze and asked worriedly: "I remember that I didn't start so hard, why such a big bag?" ”

"Oh, this...... Hehe, this is when they carried me to the car and I hit my head on the ground......"

"This ...... You don't hold a grudge against me, do you? ”

"Where, it's too late for me to thank you. If it weren't for you, how could I have come to this paradise, and how could I have met this beautiful angel? When he spoke, his eyes were fixed on the nurse lady in the distance, the woman was walking around, very sexy, this kid smiled and said, "I'm going to propose to her in the afternoon, what do you think?" ”

I patted myself on the head, and it seemed that this guy was really okay. I originally thought that in this world, the cheeky people are those who are older, but I didn't expect this guy's cheekiness to be so thick, it's really not to be underestimated!

This forest is big and there are all kinds of birds, this ocean is big and there are all kinds of fish, and the place in this house is big and there are all kinds of pigs!

"Get rid of it, people are angels in white, think about it, how could she agree to a mentally ill marriage proposal? Again, how long have you known this woman? ”

"Two hours. Oops, you know, it's called love at first sight! ”

"No, you seem to have said this to Xiaorou too."

"Is there one? How come I don't remember? Oh...... Yes, there is. This one...... Hehe, I'm a woman, and when I see a beautiful woman, I can't help but fall in love at first sight. ”

"You're hormonal-overflowing!"

"Hahaha, don't talk about this, don't talk about this, you just said that you have something important to tell me, what is it?" This kid suddenly changed the subject, and I couldn't turn a corner, this kid drove too fast!

"Hmm...... This one...... All right. Now that I've said that, I'm not going to hide it. I'm really going to ask you for help, and I'm going to tell you everything I know. ”

"Oh? Well, well, I'll hear what kind of fantasy story it is. ”

So, for the next hour, he and I sat in the corridor outside the hospital and began to tell him the story of me and Xiao Rouzhong.

The story started from the beginning, I told him how I went to rob the tomb, how I met Xiaorou, the story between Xiaorou and Xiaorou, the story of the old eunuch, and everything that happened in the house last night, all of which I told him without reservation.

"I know, you must have come to me for the disappearance of the ancient corpse, and that old eunuch is the missing ancient corpse, you have to find him, I want to find Xiaorou, and he is with Xiaorou, so, we ......"

Wait, what's the sound? Why is there a snoring sound around me? I stopped talking and looked over to see that this guy had fallen asleep in broad daylight!

"Hey......" I suddenly got angry, grandma, I'm sad to tell you a story here, you're so good, you actually sleep here. I raised my right hand and angrily slapped the tumor on his head: "Do you know that you are really rude and disrespectful at all!" ”

"Ah......" A pig-like cry sounded in the corridor of the hospital: "It hurts!" Little sister, he hit me! "That little nurse just now rushed to hear the news. Glared at me with the eyes that can kill a mosquito, seriously, this woman is still very good-looking, no wonder this guy drilled into someone's arms, it turns out that someone's figure is good!

As soon as Zhao Dehuan saw this woman, he didn't say a word, and directly threw himself into someone's arms and pretended to cry. While crying, he looked at me in a complaining voice and said, "Ah...... Hurt! The woman hugged him directly and said comfortingly: "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, my sister is here, no one dares to bully you." "Seriously, this beautiful young lady, can't you see that there is an authentic pervert lurking in your chest?

At this moment, the voice of an authentic baritone rang out: "Hey! Who's that? On the man's chest, there was a small sign with the words "Dean" written on it: "What are you doing, where are your paramedics?" Why did the patient steal the nurse's gown again? ”

"Ah...... Dean, I'm really sorry, I just had a stomachache and got a tuba. Only now did I see ......" A staff member rushed directly over, injected an anesthetic injection on the woman who was holding Feng Zhu in her arms, and then stripped off her nurse's clothes, revealing the striped gown that only patients wore.

"Dean, I'm sorry, I'll watch her next time, this woman has gone crazy because of a miscarriage, so she likes to take others into her arms...... She...... She treats everyone as if they were her children......"

Hearing this, Zhao Dehuan and I glanced at each other, and I obviously saw that this person's face was full of twitches.

"Poof...... I'm haha...... Haha...... "I just covered my stomach and lay on the ground laughing, no matter what the dust was." It's so funny, why is this guy so idiotic, how can he take advantage of other people's patients? Haha, looking at his painful expression that he couldn't cry even if he wanted to, he never dreamed that he was eating a madman's tofu......

This person just treats him as a son!

Finally, my unbridled laughter turned this guy's cheeky defenses to zero.

He screamed frantically, like a madman: "I can't stand it anymore, I'm going to be discharged, I'm going to be discharged!" His shouting was really effective, and in the blink of an eye, a few big men stood up, and I looked like an American boxer. Some of them held ropes, some of them held chains, some of them held a red cloth for bullfighting, and the most ridiculous thing was that there was also a man with a special instrument for catching dogs.