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The legendary female teacher Qian is the most beautiful - top secret x file (hot and informative, absolutely worth it.) Ha ha...... )
Name: Money is the most beautiful! (Just listening to the name, it's still okay.) If you add a surname, this woman looks very vulgar and worships money. So, the name is a failure, zero points! )
Gender: Female. (The appearance is female, but it acts like a man, and it used to chase the student who smoked and went directly to the men's toilet, which is really fierce.) No femininity, zero points. )
Married: Unmarried - this is an absolute certainty, more convincing than one plus one equals two!
Age: 32 years old. (This is on the ID card, however, she herself says she is only 25 years old.) Hey, I don't believe that! When I look at her face, I say that she is 42 years old! Facing the elderly, zero points. )
Height: 155 cm. (She wore high heels and measured her height during the physical examination...... All I can say is that the heel of her shoes is five centimeters high, and you can make up for the rest. As a girl, it's okay, give a point. )
Weight: Unknown. (She doesn't tell others herself, I can only guess, it should be about 150 pounds.) Why, because her arms are thicker than mine, and her belly is thicker than mine. If you are on the chubby side, give one point. )
Blood type - unknown, constellation - unknown.
Hobbies: Singing and swimming (don't listen to her sing, don't listen to her sing, don't listen to her sing, say important things three times!) )
Motto: Death for the confidant, I am for the self-pleasing! Whoever likes me, I'll marry you! (Seriously, there are only two kinds of people who have a crush on you, one is blind and the other is stupid.) In prayer, do not show up...... )
Idol: Lu Khan, Cai Xu Kun (She often says that Lu Khan is her Prince Charming, and Cai Xu Kun is his black donkey singer. Anyway, Prince Charming, I know, this black donkey singer...... )
Appearance characteristics: buck teeth trimmed top, fox odor plus Luo ring legs...... (I'd better keep some virtue, lest the thunder of heaven kill me.) Wait, I think I hear thunder, it seems to be very close...... )
Glorious deeds: 1 - When karaoke with colleagues, the guests of other boxes came out to complain that the business place prohibits raising donkeys!
2 - Mistaken for an otter by a child while swimming in the summer, a total of five swimmers drowned that day, setting a record for the pool......
3 - bravely broke into the men's toilet and scared four students who cried in the first year of junior high school, it is said that they were urinating at that time, and then they were so frightened that they became incontinent......
The file of the most beautiful teacher above is sorted out by me at the risk of being assassinated, and I hope that after reading it, it must be burned secretly, and remember not to pass it on.
"Alas......" Looking at Teacher Shen gradually drifting away, I felt that I was so far away from her, she was so smart and beautiful, we were like people from two worlds, and my inferiority complex was getting stronger and stronger...... Yes...... What is this, why is there a thick fog rising around me, this ...... The fog had enveloped me inside, and I couldn't see the direction ahead.
Oh, I see, this is the legendary inferiority complex fog, it's so powerful, I looked at Teacher Shen in the distance, and I felt so confused!
After school in the afternoon, I went back to my rental house alone. The landlord is an old man, and he only comes to collect rent once in half a year, and I have to pay half a year's rent at a time, which is really tiring to think about.
When I opened the door, I threw my backpack on the couch, and I was thrown on the couch like a backpack. After a short period of enjoyment, I reached my desk and started journaling.
Oh? There are very few people who keep diaries in this society now, and I am one of those few.
This diary is a problem left over from my middle school years, and if I don't write for a day, I always feel like something is missing from the day.
I spread out my diary, which was a book of more than 100 pages, very thick. At that time, when I bought it, I liked its appearance. So, I didn't hesitate to spend 30 yuan to buy it!
"Dear Brother Diary, I see her again today, wearing a beautiful pink dress, so beautiful! It's been two months since she came to our school, but I still don't have the courage to take the initiative to talk to her, I'm afraid she will ignore her, and it will be very embarrassing...... If God gives me a no-nonsense appearance, the temperament of the state leap law, and the expression of the five capitals, maybe...... I have the courage to pursue her, don't get me wrong, in fact, I am already very grateful to you, because fortunately you didn't reward me for looking for Benshan's appearance, the temperament of the singer and the expression of Zeng Zhiwei......"
Well...... Won't I offend people if I write like this? Forget it, no matter, my diary, who can see it.
"The following is a piece of news from the city, a farmer in Zhangjiatun, on the outskirts of the city, accidentally found an ancient tomb of a large scale when he was digging a well in front of his house this afternoon...... "I hurriedly rushed over and turned up the volume of the TV.
“…… According to experts' preliminary speculation, this tomb belongs to the ancient tomb of the Han Dynasty, and judging from the scale and burial goods found, it may be the tomb of a very powerful prince and nobleman...... At present, the tomb has been cordoned off, and people are sent to patrol it day and night......"
Oh, is there such a thing? That's good.
Han Dynasty Tomb ...... I seemed very excited, you know, my biggest interest is to collect and understand all kinds of ancient cultural relics and deeds and other related things, which is why I chose to be a history teacher, what Han Dynasty tomb pull, what Xianyang female corpse pull...... I'm interested.
I turned off the TV, took out my phone, and searched for the news on it. I found out that there was such a thing, but this matter did not attract much attention. After all, now is the era of entertainment to death, and the objects of people's attention are often some stars, as well as variety shows or something, who will pay attention to such boring news. That's what people like me will look at.
Of course, I love this journalism for more than just because I'm a history teacher. To be precise, history teacher is just my profession, I have another profession, and that is ...... Tomb robbers.
I'm not a professional archaeologist, nor am I a tomb robber, I'm a tomb robber. How to understand it, it's close to a tomb robber, but I don't sell the things in the cemetery, I just like to collect them and admire them, which isn't illegal, right?
I was in my suitcase, looking for the jacket I bought. This one was black, and at night, if you were fully armed, you would not see anyone at all, and it was the most professional costume among professional tomb robbers. At that time, it cost me a thousand oceans, and I felt sorry for me.
I know that tonight is the first night of the catacombs, and not many people must know. Even if it's a news report, not too many people pay attention to it. If you go and see it yourself that night, will you get something?
I've made it very clear to you. As I said, I'm not a tomb robber, I'm just a tomb robber. I don't have the size and reach of Laura in Tomb Raider, and I don't have the sophisticated weapons of the people in Tomb Raider. There is no strange ability of those people in "Tomb Robber", I am just an ordinary history teacher, a person who likes to study history, and a folk lover who loves ancient tombs.