Arrived in Zhangjiatun
To put it bluntly, I just want to see what is in this ancient tomb, and by the way, satisfy my curiosity.
What the? What do you say? Are you afraid of ghosts?
What the hell? Hehe, I'm not afraid of ghosts. Not to mention whether there are ghosts in this world, even if there are, why should I be afraid. The cabinets are all the manifestations of people's hearts, and these are all outward manifestations of people's inner fears, what is there to be afraid of, but I am highly educated and a ghostless person.
Besides, if I am a big man, even if I encounter a ghost, can I be afraid of him? Joke, anyway, I'm also Bruce Lee's personal disciple (in the dream).
Alas...... But then again, if I had half the courage at this time when I was chasing girls, I'm afraid I would have been in a group of wives and concubines and a pile of children......
Poor, it seems that God is destined to make me a dick, otherwise why hasn't a sister Lin descended for me?
Alas, forget it, I still don't talk about this nonsense, I still have things to do, how can I be so depressed.
EVERYTHING‘S OK!
When everything was ready, I excitedly ran out of the door and stopped a car.
"Big brother driver, go to Zhangjiatun."
"Okay, do you want to get there quickly, or do you want to get there slowly?"
"Well, what do you mean?"
"If you hurry, mark the seat belt, and I'll give you a taste of what it's like to be extraordinary. If you slow down, forget it. ”
"Hurry up......"
If there was any regret medicine in the world, I think I would take it. Who the lacks morality, so that my brain is missing a thread when I get in the car, and I can say such brainless words directly. I'm just going to take a look, what kind of extraordinary feeling do you want?
However, if you take a taxi to rob the tomb, I am probably the first person since ancient times.
But being the first person is risky, and when I get to my destination, the first thing I do is get out of the car and throw up. Seriously, I haven't eaten at night, and I vomited all the food at noon. When I was about to roll my eyes, a big hand gently patted my back behind my back and said, "Are you better?" ”
"Well, thanks, I'm much better."
"It's better, why don't you give me the money soon? I'm going back to dinner! ”
"Oh...... I'm sorry. WeChat or cash? ”
"WeChat!"
After paying the money, looking at this hidden racing master, I raised my middle finger: "Fuck your uncle, I'm about to be played to death by you......"
Zhangjiatun is a medium-sized village, and because of the planning of the new countryside, there are not many dirt roads in the village, all of which are cement, and the walk is still very smooth, without many stumbles. It's just that this village is a big dog village, and almost every family can raise one or two injuries, and some families can raise five or six injuries, but they just take it.
When I entered the village, I heard the barking of dogs, and it never stopped, and people who didn't know thought that the name of this village was Dog Paradise.
I'll go, stupid dogs, what's your name? You look so thin, and your master treats you so badly, why are you still calling you so hard?
But think about it, that's the biggest difference between humans and dogs. People always don't want to reciprocate but don't know how to be satisfied, and they have to make inches......
Dogs, on the other hand, only know how to keep you safe and don't ask for too much in return. Sometimes, I feel that this person really doesn't live as well as a dog!
I felt too much, so I still quickly found where I wanted to go. Taking advantage of the cover of the night, I slowly came to the area around the farmer's house.
See...... See! The place where the sun lamp shines is the paradise I have been looking for! It seems that hell is a better way to describe a cemetery.
I tried my best to hide my excitement, squinting at my surroundings to see who was here. Finally, after paying the price of being bitten by three female mosquitoes, frightened by two male voles, and bitten by a snake of unknown gender, I finally observed the patrol pattern of the three grave keepers, that is, they have been standing at the entrance of the tomb without moving half a step!
I'll fuck you, uncle, you're so fucking dedicated, all the hopes I put in tonight have been in vain, did I bite in vain just now? No, I can't just succumb to fate, I want to break through the shackles of this life and fly to the paradise I yearn for...... Cemetery!
Hmph, if you don't move, I won't move. I don't believe it, you are not sculptures, you are people, and if the three of you are human beings, you will definitely have your own flaws. Since that's the case, let's take a look and see who consumes whom. Saying...... Grandma's, why don't I bring some flower water today, the mosquitoes in this countryside are too arrogant, and they lie on top of me through my clothes. Luckily, I wore a non-ventilated jacket. It is...... It was as if it were a smoldering oven, and I was scorching in it. I felt like ice cream, slowly melting.
Don't be afraid, don't give up, I'm just a little bun in the steamer, even if I am killed by heat, I can't expose my goal. For the sake of the ideal in my heart, this little pain is nothing!
Finally, when I was about to be covered in sweat and faint, God brought a glimmer of life. Things were moving and I felt like I was in tears.
At this time, my blurred eyes saw a woman walking over, this woman was dressed like a rural person at all, at first glance she was from the city, she was very good-looking, with a big ass and big breasts, she was definitely a beauty. I couldn't help but drool, and just looked stupidly.
The woman came up to one of the obscene-looking guards, carrying a bag of food in her hand, which seemed to contain food or something. I listened with bated breath and listened to them, and then I heard what they were saying.
"Ah, wife, in the middle of the night, why are you here, in this wilderness, aren't you afraid of bandits and hooligans or something?"
"Oh, they're worried you're hungry. On the other hand, even if you're not hungry, aren't the two brothers who follow you hungry? I made dumplings for you with my own hands and delivered them while they were hot. ”
"Wow, sister-in-law is really virtuous, really the object of our admiration, you are the fairy in the sky, you are our fairy."
"Sister-in-law, you really know us, I'm really hungry and can't stand it. Dumplings, dumplings, how do you say that sentence - it's not delicious, it's fun......" Before he could say anything, he was quickly covered by another guard. He snorted and held back his words.
"What's better than fun?" I don't know if the woman really doesn't know, or if she doesn't know, she asked this sentence stupidly.
"What I just said means is that it's not as delicious as dumplings, and it's fun as the glory of kings, haha......"
I'll go, this will do, I've really convinced a few of you.
The first guard, a little older, spoke with weight. He rolled his eyes twice, and said directly: "You two don't talk nonsense, when you eat dumplings here, watch the door, don't let others get in." What about me...... This one has something to say to your sister-in-law, it won't be very long, and I'll be back in a while. ”
The two smiled and nodded, and the older guard, with his wife, went directly to the back of a small mound......