Chapter Eighty-Four: Do You Think This Is the End? No, this is just the beginning
"Don't you think that Black and White Xuanjian has been a little too attentive to you lately?" In the evening, Dongjun felt that he still had to remind the Snow Girl, and he would still expect to mix with her when he returned to Taoist Taiyi Mountain in the future.
"It's kind of like that." The Snow Maiden also felt that something was wrong, but she couldn't think of it.
"You haven't thought about why?" Dongjun is speechless, you are not stupid, you can see it yourself and don't know how to ask clearly.
"He won't take a fancy to me, it's impossible, he's bent on resurrecting himself now." The Snow Maiden shook her head and denied her conjecture.
"Don't you think you've gotten fat lately? And your master basically doesn't want to look at you anymore. Dongjun said.
"Is there one?" The Snow Girl still doesn't know it, but she feels like she's been getting lazy a lot lately, and she will never stand when she can lie down. I used to sit and play chess, but now I am lying down. And this is also what the black and white Xuanjian taught her, lying down can better relax her mood, understand all things more thoroughly, and be more in line with the Taoist state of mind.
"Did he still tell you that the swordsmanship was even on the side, and then you had to think about your own shortcomings, when you found out, and when to practice again?" Dongjun had seen the black and white Xuanjian instructing the Snow Girl swordsmanship, and it sounded very reasonable at the time, but now it seems that he is completely afraid that he will finally let the fat grown by the Snow Girl be digested, giving her a reason not to practice swordsmanship.
"That's right, and I asked Shizun, and Shizun also said that Hei Bai Xuanqian is a kendo master, and what he said has a certain truth." Snow Girl nodded in reply.
Dongjun raised his forehead and sighed, if Wuchenzi knew that this was just a crooked reason that Black and White Xuanjian came up with in order to prevent the Snow Girl from practicing swords, I don't know what he would think. And it is estimated that Wuchenzi's consciousness is also that the snow girl encountered a bottleneck in sword practice, so she did what the black and white Xuanjian said.
"You're hopeless!" Dongjun sighed with emotion, the master of the unity of heaven and man is really a set of people, he is probably the clear stream of it, or he is a fake unity of heaven and man.
"You say, why is Black and White Xuanjian suddenly so good to me?" Xue Nu thought about it and asked, she always felt that her mouth was short and her hands were soft, did she want to help her with something and was embarrassed to speak.
"I know, but I don't want to tell you." Dongjun no longer wants to save her.
If the Snow Girl also got off the list, wouldn't she watch them show their affection every day. There is still a difference between eating one handful of dog food and eating two, and she is not at the age when she has experienced it and is already immunized.
"Good sister, just tell me, it's a big deal I'll ask Hei Bai Xuanqian to make a dish you like tomorrow!" The Snow Maiden pleaded.
Dongjun originally wanted to tease her, but when she heard the words behind her, she directly said that she would give up, she didn't want to destroy the plan of Black and White Xuanjian. Otherwise, it really is, the food is too lethal, if she is hated by the black and white Xuanjian, one pig is raised, and two pigs are also raised, then she will also be kept in captivity.
"Black and white Xuanjian, do you need my help, just say, I will definitely help you!"
Early the next morning, the Snow Girl secretly came to ask Hei Bai Xuanjian.
Black and white Xuanjian glanced at her, well, another point fat, not bad. But what does this mean, what can she do if she can't solve it.
"I'm always embarrassed to eat you, so if you need my help, just say it, I won't tell them." The Snow Girl whispered, afraid that there was something unspeakable about the black and white Xuanjian.
Black and white Xuanjian understood that the Snow Girl felt that she was a little too diligent. But so what, no one has ever been able to offend me Black and White Xuanjian is still alive and well, if there is, I will also let him live worse than death, let him die in endless happiness!
"But there is one thing, I heard that you are very familiar with Long Yangjun?" Black and white Xuanjian pondered for a moment and said.
"You said Sister Long, I know her very well." The Snow Girl is happy, it turns out that she really wants something, that's good, but the most afraid is that she doesn't want anything.
Sister Dragon? Black and white Xuanjian silently drew a death red cross for her, the first swordsman of the Wei Kingdom, the elder of the water department of the Yin and Yang family, and the part-time Mrs. Xiang Jun, you were actually called such a title by you, you don't die and feel that the world has too much favor for you.
"I've heard that he has a delicacy called eel in his hands, which is extremely rare, and you know, I'm a cook, so I must be salivating over this ingredient, so you know." Black and white Xuanjian said, thinking to himself, didn't you say that I am a cook, then I will be a real cook for you, if you don't eat fat, I will not be a chef who is one between nature and man.
"Understood! I asked Sister Long to send a few over, and Xinzheng is not far from Daliang! The Snow Girl said happily, it turns out that this is the thing, it is very easy to do, and there is food to taste.
Dongjun also saw this scene, looked at the snow girl who ran away happily, and then looked at the black and white Xuanjian, sure enough, the big guy couldn't afford to mess with it.
"You reminded her?" Black and white Xuanjian asked suddenly.
Dongjun's body trembled, and he immediately shook his head desperately, he must not be hated by the big guy, otherwise he would really go on the road of the Snow Girl. And what is more difficult to walk than the Snow Girl's path is knowing that she is on her path but can't refuse.
"I wouldn't mind giving you extra food!" Black and white Xuanjian said again.
"No, really not, I didn't tell her, I will never tell her, I promise!" Dongjun shook his head three times, why did he run out to join in this fun, isn't it good to stay far away.
"I heard that there is a special kind of bamboo in the Yin and Yang family, called tear-spotted bamboo, also known as Xiangfei bamboo, and its bamboo shoots are particularly delicious." Black and white Xuanjian said again.
"I'll call someone to bring it right away, and I'll have as many as I want! Fresh and sun-dried are all ready! Dongjun immediately said.
"I haven't finished talking yet, don't worry, ten catties of each, I heard that there is a white and fat bamboo worm in this bamboo shoot, and the special delicacy is also a few catties." Black and white Xuanjian continued.
"Yes, no less!" Dongjun hurriedly replied.
Black and white Xuanjian thought about it, bamboo shoots can't grow meat, bamboo insects are very easy, by the way, there are also bamboo rats!
"I don't know how about the bamboo rats raised by Xiangfei Bamboo?" Black and white Xuanqian muttered in a low voice.
"Yes, and it's very fattening!" Dongjun directly sold the Snow Girl, and the Taoists themselves said that dead Taoist friends do not die poor Dao.
"Then let's have a few too!" Black and white Xuanqian nodded with satisfaction, I won't be called black and white Xuanjian if I can't fatten you.
Long Yangjun's fish was delivered quickly, and it was indeed delicious, so the Snow Girl ate much more specially, and asked Long Yangjun to send a few more.
And Li Haimo and the others knew that this was the evil taste of black and white Xuanjian, but they didn't dare to say more, just look at the fate of the Snow Girl, you can see that the original melon seed face has become a disc, and the second chin has come out.
Dongjun's Xiangfei bamboo package was also delivered, but the three people who knew the intentions of the black and white Xuanqian all tasted it lightly, for fear that they would also become addicted.
"Snow girl, let's take you to eat something delicious!" At night, Black and White Xuanjian secretly called the Snow Girl out.
As soon as the Snow Girl heard that it was delicious, she also went out, and then looked at the roasted bamboo rat that Hei Bai Xuanqian made for her, which was another gluttonous meal. Know that eating at night is the easiest way to gain weight.
"Do you know that your Dream Butterfly Escape and Taoism's Harmony and Light Tongchen are not as good as your master and respect them?" The black and white Xuanjian began to attack the fattening routine in addition to food.
"Why?" The Snow Girl is also puzzled, isn't it because the master is the unity of heaven and man?
"Because the rice started late and used less, I heard that when your master was in Taiyi Mountain, he used to travel with light and dust, even if it was a journey of one or two steps, it was carried out with light and dust." Black and white Xuanjian said.
"What's the benefit?" Snow Girl asked puzzled.
"Of course, why do Taoists have the escape of the dream butterfly and the light and the dust, because the dream of the butterfly can make people disappear and leave quietly, and the light and the dust are to move instantly when fighting with people, which makes people unguardable. But if you want to use the same dust with light in actual combat, you have to start walking, and you can try to slowly shorten the distance of ten steps to one and a half steps. That's why you respect them and why they use the same dust as the light to travel even if they take a step or two. Black and white Xuanjian said.
Li Haimo wanted to speak and stopped, what the black and white Xuan Jian said was not wrong, but it was because they were lazy Although it also had the effect of what the black and white Xuan Jian said, but the distance between them and the light and the dust was originally the magic to be launched was also arbitrary, and there was no need to practice like this at all.
"Master, is that so?" The Snow Girl looked at Li Haimo and Xiaomeng.
Black and white Xuanjian also glanced at them, Li Haimo and Xiaomeng nodded immediately, the cook can't be offended!
"I heard that bear paws are particularly delicious, so I went to cut one back today!" During dinner, the black and white Xuanjian said, and placed the finished bear paw in front of the snow girl.
In this way, the Snow Girl finally became a dangkang who mocked Han Fei under the special fattening of black and white Xuanjian. She can't even use the wind with her weakness, so you can imagine her weight now.
"Do you know what's the most terrible thing about a woman?" The black-and-white Xuanjian, who was finally satisfied with his masterpiece, said to the Snow Maiden.
Li Haimo and the others also pricked up their ears to listen.
"Fat?" The Snow Girl looked at herself, and wanted to cry without tears.
"Wrong! It's not scary to be fat, it's scary not to have the courage to lose weight! Black and white Xuanjian said.
Li Haimo and others also nodded in agreement, losing weight is the most painful.
"So, from today onwards, I'm going to urge you to lose weight!" Black and white Xuanjian said!
"Are you the devil?" Li Haimo and others always thought that he made Snow Girl fat was the ultimate goal, but they found out that fattening was just the beginning, and losing weight was the end.
"I..." The Snow Girl finally knew that Black and White Xuanjian was not good to herself at all, but was taking revenge on herself.
"What kind of grudge do we have!" The Snow Maiden wants to cry without tears.
"Whoever made me a cook can do whatever he wants." The black and white Xuanjian smiled evilly, I said, the person who offends me, I want to make him worse than death, fat is just the beginning, do you think I only have this ability? You're wrong, losing weight is my killer feature.
"Are you still human?" The Snow Maiden finally knew when she had offended the black and white Xuanji, but it had been several months since she came back with the Flame Spirit Queen, as for being so careful?
"I don't know if I'm a human being, you ask your master to see if he knows!" Black and white Xuanjian said with a smile, whether Lao Tzu is a human being or not now, this is really hard to determine, anyway, it is not like a human being is true.
"So, from today onwards, every day when the rooster crows, you have to get up to practice your sword, and you can only sleep in the middle of the moon. I won't prepare your food, and you don't want to eat it secretly, I got a single prescription of Bigu Dan from your master, one tablet a day, you won't feel hungry. Black and white Xuanjian said.
What's the most annoying person in the world? The first spoiler is that the sense of complete experience is impaired. The second is that he is completely indifferent to the feelings of others. Thirdly, cynicism, infinitely challenging your bottom line.
The Snow Maiden experienced the second and third types herself.
"Snow Girl is not tired, stop when she is tired, anyway, your master can't look down on you now!" When the Snow Girl was practicing swords, the black and white Xuanjian sat under the tree and drank tea and said leisurely.
And that's just the beginning! What's the scariest thing about a person when they're eating?
"Snow Maiden is full?" Black and white Xuanjian asked.
The Snow Girl nodded, although it was only Bigu Dan, but it was still very supportive.
"Then let's come out to dinner!" The black and white Xuanjian is like magic, and the table is full of good dishes. Steamed sea bass, braised bear's paw, fried prawns... It's almost enough to make up the whole table.