"Taoism, is this poisonous? How did it become normal for none of them to enter Taoism? Dongjun looked at the black and white Xuanjian who was a daily snow girl, and his heart was already cold, but fortunately, the goal of the black and white Xuanjian was not himself.

Do you think it's already exciting to drink tea next to you while you're practicing? Or do you feel more resentful of telling her that there are still good dishes when someone is full?

No, the black and white Xuanjian tells you that these are just the beginnings. He will keep telling you that it is useless for you to practice like this, and that it is better to go back and lie down. He will keep telling you how delicious it is, and when you can't help it, he will eat it again. And these are still just the beginning, he will instruct you in the practice of swordsmanship, and then after you finish practicing, you will find that your limbs are thick and long.

You will have the vest line you want, you will have the collarbone goldfish you want, but there will also be the arms of Popeye after eating spinach, and the legs that are thick and thin. And you have no idea if his advice is true or not. Then you ask him for a theory, and he will ask you back.

"Do you have long legs?"

Well, there is, that's it.

"Do you have goldfish on your collarbones?"

Well, there are, there are just two more unicorn arms.

"Is there a vest line?"

It's painful, it's real, it's just a tiger's back.

Especially, Dongjun felt that what the black and white Xuanjian said made sense at first, and then practiced with the Snow Girl, and then... After a pair of unicorn arms, she knew that she had been cheated again.

"Do you know why your master used to use swords, but after Xiaomeng came, he switched to Taoism?" Black and white Xuanjian asked.

"I don't want to hear it!" The Snow Girl felt that she couldn't listen to the bewitchment of Black and White Xuanjian anymore, because she couldn't tell whether what he said was true or false.

"Then let me change the question, do you know why all the first-class swordsmen in the world are single?" Black and white Xuanjian asked.

Dongjun, Li Haimo and others all looked at it, as if this was the case, the six-fingered black man was single, Fu Nian was single, Yan Lu was single, Jing Ke was single, and Gai Nie Weizhuang was also single.

"Forget it, let me change the question, do you know why the swordsmen who were originally famous disappeared from the rivers and lakes and became unknown once they had a significant other?" Black and white Xuanjian continued.

"What is the reason?" Snow Maiden finally asked with curiosity.

"Because, women will only affect the speed at which I draw my sword!" The black and white Xuanjian smiled evilly.

"So I think that Long Yangjun will become the number one swordsman in the world, because he will not be affected by men or women on his hand speed of drawing his sword!" Black and white Xuanjian praised.

Long Yangjun outside the door happened to be passing by sending fish, and he was also stunned when he heard the words of Black and White Xuanjian, and then looked at his hands, is this really the case? It feels like he has a good point.

Gongsun Yu, the first swordsman of the country, was also the first swordsman in the rivers and lakes before he got married, and he was on par with the six-fingered black man, and after he got married, he returned to the country to be a general, no longer out of the sword, and now he has not become the unity of heaven and man, but the six-fingered black man of the same period with him has entered the unity of heaven and man, and has become the Mo family giant and the first swordsman in the world.

There is also one of the eight swords of King Yue of Luowang, who was also the first swordsman of Qin before becoming the male favorite of Empress Dowager Zhao, and now although he is also a master of the unity of heaven and man, he was seriously injured by a sword of Jing Ke, who is not a half-step heaven and man.

"So, that's why your master switched to Dao Technique instead of Sword Technique, because he was slow to draw his sword!" Black and white Xuanjian looked at the Snow Girl and said.

"Is that really the case?" The Snow Maiden looked at Li Haimo.

Li Haimo looked at the black and white Xuanjian, the big guy can't afford to provoke him, especially now that he has no cultivation at all, and he has to rely on him to protect him. I can only say with a clear conscience: "There is a certain truth. ”

Xiaomeng helped her smooth forehead, the snow girl was not saved, the point is that people who know the truth dare not tell the truth. Where did the black and white Xuanjian come from so many routines. Could it be that a cook who doesn't know how to trick people can't be a good guard who can kill?

"True IQ experience crushing!" Li Haimo mourned for the Snow Girl in his heart, and when he met a glass heart like the black and white Xuanjian, he was hopeless, it was cold, and he buried it.

"It turns out that the first-level killer of the Net, Black and White Xuanjian, is actually such a person." Long Yangjun feels that his three views have been subverted, a good killer swordsman, isn't his cold painting style good?

"I think it's probably not a problem of black and white, it's more of a Taoist problem." Dongjun has also seen Long Yangjun, and he can't fight, but now Long Yangjun can beat her with one hand.

"Let go of yourself and liberate your nature!" Long Yangjun said, pointing to the Great Dao Epiphany held in the arms of the black and white Xuanjian.

The two looked at each other tacitly, and sure enough, it was not the problem of the people, it was the problem of the Taoists, and sure enough, the cultivators of the Taoist scriptures were either crazy or stupid, and the black and white Xuanjian was just infected by the epiphany of the Great Dao. A good top killer has become today's glass heart.

Then the two of them had to think of the Taoist Xinzheng steward disciple Mo, a good Taoist senior disciple of the outer door because of contact with Wuchenzi, he actually came to the restaurant in Xinzheng City, killing constantly, and from time to time launched all kinds of delicacies from the mountains and seas. If they hadn't seen it with their own eyes, would you dare to believe that this was something that a senior disciple of the outer sect of Taoism, Xinzheng Cheng, could do?

How many princes and nobles of the Seven Kingdoms even came to Xinzheng thousands of miles away, just for his hot pot with various flavors. As a result, it is difficult to find a Xinzheng hot pot restaurant now. Just because Mo openly said that I am a Taoist disciple, I can't kill, and the sin of killing every day is heavy, so I only open two hundred tables a day, and the rest of the time is to cultivate the Tao, and practice the "Taishang Cave Xuanling Treasure Saving Suffering Sutra" to alleviate my own sins, and it is also to wash away the sins of all diners.

As a result, the more this happens, the more people come, and they all have to make a tacit confession, this is a Taoist master, stop their sins on themselves, and help them wash away their sins. Therefore, even if the farmer Shennongtang also made the same hot pot restaurant, it is still not as good as the hot pot restaurant that is silently opened, and the diners only recognize the Taoist hot pot restaurant, thinking that the hot pot restaurant is too heavy, and only the Taoist hot pot restaurant can alleviate their sins, so that the hot pot can eat at ease.

Since then, the capital of the Seven Kingdoms has also had hot pot restaurants opened by the disciples of the Taoist outer gate. And all of them are in the name of Taoist disciples, otherwise the diners will not admit it. After all, Taoism is one of the hundred schools of thought, and no one dares to act in the name of Taoism.

"You Taoists don't care about this?" Dongjun once asked Li Haimo, don't Taoists squat in the deep mountains and old forests for decades, is it so high-profile?

Then the answer I got was that the big one was hidden in the court, the middle was hidden in the city, and the small one was hidden in the wilderness. They have all reached the realm of concealment, we can't control it, and the realm is not yet high.

As a result, the Yin and Yang family, the Mo family, and the Qi family have all become the special suppliers of Taoist hot pot restaurants. Who makes the Yin and Yang family always make some inexplicable and excellent tasting ingredients. And the disciples of the Mo family are all over the world, and most of them are swordsmen and rangers, and they have no money to hunt in the mountains and send them to the Taoist hot pot restaurant, the price is high and it is knotted, and Tong Su is not bullied. As for Qi Guo, it directly monopolizes the seafood market, who makes the family rely on the sea to eat.

Therefore, the Taoist hot pot city also began to be discovered from the capital of the Seven Kingdoms to the county town, but there were not so many Taoist disciples who came out to preside, after all, not all Taoist disciples have reached the middle hidden realm, and most of the disciples still live in the deep mountains and old forests to cultivate the Tao.

Therefore, the farmer Shennongtang also had the opportunity to get a piece of the pie, opened a hot pot city in the county town, and completely handed over the market in the capital to the Taoists.

As a result, the Taoist also charged a franchise fee, which means that your hot pot city is full of sins, and you occasionally need my Taoist master to help you purify it, so do you have to pay this sin purification fee?

At first, the farmer thought that if I didn't give it to you, what could I do with me, but as a result, the Taoist capital hot pot city directly released a message saying that so-and-so hot pot city was too sinful, and the diners who went there were easy to be sinner, which would affect their health and bring disasters to themselves and their families.

The farmer scoffs at this, you say yes, you think the diners really care about this? As long as it's delicious, you're afraid that no one will come? But people's hearts are complicated, diners who go to the farmhouse hot pot city to eat, as long as they encounter trouble after going back, or get sick or something, they will think of the sins caused by going to the farmhouse hot pot city to eat. So it spread in the circle, and no one dared to go to the farmhouse hot pot city again.

In the end, the farmer had to grit his teeth and pay the high purification fee to the Taoist. Then on the fifteenth day of the first month of each month, Taoist disciples will go to the farmhouse hot pot city to open the altar and sing the "Taishang Cave Xuanling Treasure Saving Suffering Sutra" to purify sins. So the diners happily went to the farmhouse hot pot city to eat.

"Confucianism says that the gentleman has six arts, and the number of imperial books is shot at the court, but Taoist disciples seem to know everything!" Dongjun said with emotion.

Well, except for etiquette, Taoists basically don't talk about this thing, thinking that it is too formal, which affects their physical and mental development. Then astronomy and geography, fortune telling, medicine and hundreds of craftsmen, they are almost omnipotent Taoists.

Astronomy, the heavenly supervisors of various countries are almost all their Taoist disciples. Geography, hydrological survey, and yin house feng shui are their old professions. Fortune-telling, asking for good fortune, this is also their old business. Medicine, Qihuang Pharmaceutical Learn about it. Baigong, just look at the Gongyi family, Luban is from Taoism, and "Luban Book" is still one of the classics of Taoism in later generations.

As a result, now Taoists are telling the world that we will do business. And they are so smart in business, the Ku Ding family has been crying and fainting in the thatched house. Special suppliers, graded agents, this kind of cross-era thing has also been made out by Taoist disciples. What brand effect, hunger marketing, and high-end routes have also been explored. The point is that when you are full, you don't forget to help others, the Yin and Yang family, the Mo family, the farmer's family, and the Qi country are the best recipients, or the kind that can't be helped.

The hotel restaurants of the pre-Qin Dynasty either had a word for wine or a word for food. Taoism is powerful, a fire word, when you see a fire word, you know that it is a Taoist hot pot city.